Question for Gay Robots..

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>>35706739
Another example. There are more but hopefully this should be enough.

>>35706739
Jokingly say "so are you gay yet (sly emoji / tears of joy here)" and check his reply.

>>35706739
>>35706762
This is what guys do to girls, no?

Gay robot here

This is a pretty shitty thing to do but unfortunately I think I'm probably in the minority of gay people who think so

>>35706799
Me

>>35706794
This guy has a point though

>>35706799
would gay bash you desu

>>35706762
Just help a bro out and check out his cock

>>35706794
I'm not gay, nor do I give off that vibe. Also at all opportunities I'm reasserting my attraction to women. He just keeps at it tho, trying to convince me to do gay shit

From what I understand, it's like a forbidden fruit, thing. Like "he's straight, so I can't have him, so I want him". I hang around some girly guys who are like that and that's the closest I've gotten to a real answer.

>>35706794
and is creepy in both cases, more so in the case of the fag.

>>35706842
Please give more examples of the creepy things he tries to get you to do. With pics, if possible.

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>>35706887
here ya go

>mfw females wont look at me and I can only attract gay dudes

>>35706962
That's fucking awesome. There's something so hilarious about how casual he is. Thanks, OP.

>>35706739
I have never tried turning someone gay. Though I do want to be friends with straight men. Being interested in older guys only, I have realized they figure out I am gay and mostly don't mind.

There have been instances of them wanting to fuck my ass.

>>35706994
>There have been instances of them wanting to fuck my ass.
How'd that go?

>>35706999
I havent yet gotten fucked by a person I just wanted to be friends with. He's trying his best though.

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>>35706837
After I told him I didn't want to see his dick pic...

>>35707044
Gonna need more from Gaybro. How do you only "sort of" know him?

>>35706739
Faggots are degenerate.
Transfaggots are degenerate.
Creeps are degenerate.

Tell that faggot to stop being a degenerate trying to get off to you. It's gay and embarrasing his ancestors and us straight, normal, men.

>>35707044
>>35706739
>>35706962
I can understand not enjoying having a gay orbiter, but I admire this guys perseverance.

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>>35707073
He is in the same program and year as my housemates. As far as I'm aware he isn't more than really just an acquaintance with any of them. I may have been at a party he was at like 2 years ago, I don't even know for sure.

>>35706762
>bro to bro would you look at my dick pic
this is the best thing i have read in a while

>>35707182
It's not even cringe, it's hilarious. I can only imagine some chad frat boy trying to awkwardly hit on some guy, being as gay as possible, while failing to keep it subtle.

It's kind of ridiculous how people keep insisting gays aren't trying to convert people, but their culture is obviously full of fetishising straight men.

>>35707090
>embarrasing his ancestors
>embarrassing dead people
they have no idea, they are just rotting away. embarrassing something that lacks all sentience isn't really possible.

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>>35707094
The thing is I wouldn't even call him an orbiter. This dude is pretty heavy, black, super outgoing, extroverted, popular and involved in extracurricular shit. People love this guy, he is almost like a human mascot.

I on the other hand am a chubby, pale, fairly unattractive, socially awkward shut in.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

>>35707227
so exactly how straight guys are towards lesbians? maybe it's just that guys in general can be like that

>>35707090
>It's gay and embarrasing his ancestors
somewhere down the line, his most masculine ancestor was pounding guys in the ass to assert dominance

>>35707257
He wants that chubby white ass, my dude.

>>35707257
How would you describe your ass with three different adjectives? Besides chubby.

>>35706739
It's the same with straight people and women.

Like, you don't hear women say "why are you trying to turn me straight" unless they're lesbians.

I think you just kind of hate men but haven't figured it out yet. It's okay, I guess. I hate me too.

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>>35707257
Damn, he sounds like a bit of a chubby chaser whose partial to white meat, dear anon.

>>35706739
lol that's a normal convo you fucking aspie cunt

>>35707257
It's not his fault, black bois can't resist a thicc white ass

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>>35707073
First contact, out of fucking nowhere.

>>35707328
is it also normal for guys to exchange dick pics? how many dick pics have you inspected for your bros?

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>>35707090
>men should stop approaching people they want to fuck
>lol why is everyone in 2017 a meek beta pussy man up you cucks lmao lul

KILL YOURSELF MALE ROAST

KIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOURSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>35707330
>>>>HE'S A FUCKING NIGGER
>>>>>>>>WHITES ARE SO KEKED THE NIGGERS ARE EVEN TAKING OUR BOIPUSSY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>35707257
I'm actually just to autistic/beta to say anything about it, too worried about being called a homophobe or a bigot and then getting reported .

>>35707339
Looks like your question marks came off as passive-aggressive to him, so he was hesitant, but the second time he messaged you he was likely drunk.

i have a number of gay friends - all great guys that crack me up when we meet.
the one thing i have noticed is they don't seem to comprehend how, as a straight man, i find dick, balls and men completely unattractive in a sexual way.
btw - all of my gay friends understand where i'm coming from and have never pulled this shit on me, so i can't speak for your acquaintance - maybe you should just do what uninterested chicks do and slowly cut off contact...?

>>35707391
Face it, females will go extinct. White bois and and black bois are made for eachother. Women exist for the sole reason of breeding more men.

Not trying to turn you gay trying to fug a straight boi. We knownyou like girls the internal taboo of you not being into it but forgetting yourself in a singular moment of vulnerability to do some gay shit with us is the hottest thing in the universe

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Why would I ever do this.

>>35706739
That's pretty obnoxious I wont lie. Most people I'm around don't even know I'm gay.

>>35707581
Because that's just what being a bro's about, bro.

>>35707581
He's one step from
>you like sucking BBC? lmao

>>35707581
you've obviously never had a bro.