>"Excuse me, can I have your seat?" What do you say?

>>35706362
You may sit on my lap.

>>35706362
sure, have my seat

>>35706362
If you wanted a seat you should have gotten a wheel chair fattie

>>35706362
Sure just don't cover my nose so I can breathe

>>35706362
Fuck off preggo

>>35706362

I blend in and let her take a seat. But little do they know...

Sorry, I'll have to decline. Chronic gout > pregnancy.

>>35706362
id say use the special retard seat specifically intentended for you thats hiding behind your fat ass.

"No"

It is that easy my fellow robots

Nobody told you to fuck the guy with no car

>>35706362
let her have it because i still have some empathy

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>>35706362
Sit on my lap and I'll hold you tightly and be your seatbelt, this bus makes a lot of sudden stops and the ride can get pretty bumpy

>implying I go outside
>implying I would take the bus
get lost normal

>>35706362
only if the baby's father is white

>>35706362
>no fat chicks
she looks like she could use the exercise

>>35706362
>Why don't you sit on your husband's dick, you fucking slut REEEEEEEEEEEE

In all honesty, I'd go "Oh of course, sorry about that, ma'am".

>>35706362
I'm not handing out free seats, this isn't the Soviet Union you absolute selfish prick.

>>35706362

start kicking her in the stomach until I see blood to solve her issue

>>35706362
I've always wondered about this. Why the fuck do people get pregnant without having the financial security to have a car beforehand? Is there something I'm missing or are people just retarded?

>>35706362
Here is my disabled ID
You are free to ask the old ladies for a seat

Catcall her and continue manspreading

>>35706362
That'll be 0.2 btcs

>>35706362
sure, go ahead! ^u^

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>>35706508
>^u^


You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (4.35% content).

Let her have it and thank her for doing her part to save the white race.

Sorry bitch, I'm certified disabled, I'm gonna keep sitting.

>>35706419
And then people will see how much of an asshole you are and you'll get thrown out of the bus because they have a local law that asks people to give out their seat for disable or pregnant women.

Hating women is fine but try to be smart about it.

>>35706556
She could be pregnant from a shitskin for all you know.

>>35706362
Is the baby a nigger baby?

If so tell her to just jump off the bus

Refuse. Bus drivers cannot legally make you give up your seat.

>>35706362
"how about you sit on my face instead?"

>>35706707

but they can kick you off lel

>>35706707
God I wish I could do this. Too bad our definition of equality in my country is female>male.

>>35706556
>implying it isn't tyrone's demon spawn inside her belly

>>35706726
He can only kick you off if you are endangering any passenger or the bus driver himself, not for being impolite.

getting pregnant and keeping it is her choice. the world can't stop turning and cater to her every whim because she's chosen to infest the world with her offspring.

>>35706362
You kinda have to say yes, if you don't everyone else will stare daggers at you and you'll be public enemy for the rest of the ride.

Also a virtue signaling Chad will get all bro-ish on you and try to fight.

I don't know, miss, CAN you? :^)

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>>35706726
Not in the UK. They can stop the bus for a bit and try and make you change your mind but you legally have a right to be on that bus if you paid. They can't even throw you off.

If they try and throw me off because some pregnant roastie wants my seat I'd stand in front of the bus blocking the route.

people hiss and bark at me for not giving up seats to some whore who gets herself pregnant with some unwanted half-nig child.
fuck them.
I don't even give an excuse. I just say "No", or ignore them completely.
The social contract has been torn asunder. Poor to lower middle class white men no longer have a reason to maintain civilisation, if it no longer serves us. We will watch it collapse, and then rebuild it on our own terms. Not giving up my seat is the very least I can do.

Of course I would, why the hell would I make a pregnant lady stand when I could aswell do it. I would most likely give my seat anyway if I saw her standing.

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>>35706362
>Do you know who the father is?

>>35707129
>tfw you stand on the bus just so no one ever has to ask you for your seat, so there's at least one less reason for anyone to ever speak to you

>>35706362
Yeah i'll get out of my wheel chair for you.

fuckin roastie.

>>35706406
Stop eating so much meat you fat fuck.

>>35706782
It can be argued you're endangering her and her child by not letting her sit due to all the jolting and jerking buses do. Get rekt. Get off the bus.

>>35707153
My bluepilled dad wants my single sister to keep her baby. I brought up the stats, and he believes her living with them will keep her baby from being ruined. She's thankfully smart enough to know she can't raise it without a dad, and is giving it up for adoption.

Nope, fuck off - equality is a bitch!

>have fractured toe
>say "sure" and limp over to standing area
I honestly just don't mind doing nice things. Her feeling bad would be a bonus though, strangely enough.

>pretend to laugh at yet another OH SO FUNNY wheelchair joke
>burst into tears when I get home

>>35706483
They don't think about it. If you use bus your whole life, you don't think about car before getting pregnant. It's retarded, but this is how it is.

>>35706362
Why the fuck would I ever be on a bus?

I'm no white Knight, but she wouldnt have to ask. I would offer.

>>35706569
So I'm an asshole because because this bitch can take a dick and get knocked up, and that somehow gives her the privilege of taking someone's seat?

Fuck off.

>say yes
>you're a cuck
>say no
>you make a scene and draw attention to yourself when she starts throwing a bitch fit

YOU LITERALLY CAN NOT WIN

Why do normies love forcing us into these fucking unwinnable situations all the fucking time?

>heavily pregnant
>On the bus
>Still wearing heels

>>35706483
Maybe she lives in New York. If you live in a super-crowded city a car can be a liability.

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>>35706362
Pleading is a sign of weakness, slave of fear.
If you really want my seat then take it. We'll see if you can.

>>35708061
no, you just say yes, and stand up because it's the decent thing to do and standing up isn't that hard.

You're not a cuckhold for giving someone your seat.

>>35708062
It's almost certainly a photo op

>>35708222
>It's the decent thing to do
Nice spooks you've got there.

>>35708245
Treating your fellow man with decency is not a spook. It's what makes a good society work, when basic things like that are neglected the society decays.

No one will really care if you say no to the woman, it won't have any negative effects on you if you stay in the seat. If you choose not to care about it, then that's where it ends. Similarly, if you stand up, you can do something nice, and that's also where it can end.

you can choose the incorrect option of being an asshole, or you can choose the correct option of being decent. Neither will effect your day, only hers.

>>35706362
it's a trick. i was never in a seat in the first place because i hate sitting next to people.

>>35706362
Ill give her my seat. Preggo mommies are cute as sin there's no way id refuse

>>35708278
>not a spook
>clearly states one option is correct and the other is not
According to my ancient midwest M'debele culture, pregnant woman shouldn't even leave the house. Thus, showing her lack of respect by not allowing her to sit is the proper thing to do.

Listen up robots. This scenario will never happen. What happens instead is this
>sitting comfy
>all seats taken
>preggo gets on
>she says nothing but stands
>everyone is either older, girlier, sicker, or more disabled than you
>you feel all these people's combined gazes on you wondering why that nice young man isn't getting up to offer that pregnant (no doubt soon to be piece of shit single mother) his seat
You see robots, in that split second where normies want something from you, you transform from a disgusting piece of trash to 'what a nice young man'.

It's your decision. I sure as heck know I won't get up but what will you do?

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>>35708278
>decency is not a spook
>it's what makes a good society work
Oh anon, didn't you know society is itself a spook, as is the concept of good and bad.

>>35706362
>obvious tranny
>pregnant

my new hobby is calling older women trannies because that's what they look like
I currently have 8,156 outstanding warrants for my arrest and the UN has declared me an enemy of humanity

>>35706362
Most of you are gonna pretend you're gonna say something like "No, fuck you. Disgusting woman!"
In reality you'd probably be an awkward cunt.
I am also a "victim" to this.

>>35708384
kek I'm stealing this now

>>35708342

I mean you can wage your war against the man all you want. You'll just end up looking autistic. No one gets the message you want to give them by not giving up your seat. and if it's not about the message, and it doesn't really matter, what's wrong with being nice? Why would you actively choose the option that isn't nice? When it's so easy to just be nice?

Is it a bitterness that she's pregnant? or a woman? truly, I don't follow.

>>35708373
so just actively exercise your right to be an asshole, I don't give a shit, you just contribute to a toxic society, which is my point. if it's all 'spooks' then it doesn't matter.

empathy is something that mammals evolve with.

>>35708384
A surprisingly large number of trannies are able to pass as ugly women

>>35708416
more like any woman over 20 is indistinguishable from a high-effort tranny

*removes hoodie to reveal disgusting greasy face and yellow teeth*
Aaahhh yes my dear, ypu are with child yes?
*hehehehehe*
Oh my it has been long since I have been asked to practice my guardsmanship on a noble soul such as ypur offspring but yes I accept.

For my services I will requiere of thee the child's placenta so that I may perform the ritual and grant the child a proper path in this wicked world.

The contract has been sealed, you may sit my dear.

>>35708414
>empathy is something that mammals evolve with.
only towards their families
Why should I feel empathy about some random preggo who is going to be yet another shitty single mother raising another robot? The same woman will look at a homeless bum in disgust.

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>>35706362

I dont say anything. I just stare blankly at the floor, with my mouth hanging open, and pretend I didnt hear her.

She more loudly says excuse me a couple more times before realizing im probably mentally ill/challenged. She gives up, and someone else offers her a seat.

I pretend to be mental the whole bus ride, so no one gives me shit that I didn't give up my seat to some sexist preggo and society that expects men to drop everything they're doing for her.

>>35708432
KEK
someone vocaroo this shit in the same vein as http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

You're pretty much forced to say yes now because if you dare refuse, people will pull out their phones and take photos of you and post you all over facebook.

>>35706362
I would have already gotten up to give my seat.

>>35708435
>only towards their families
False

They feel empathy for things that aren't even in their species (I can give you cited examples if you want)

You're supposed to feel empathy for her because, it will create an environment where it is acceptable to do so, meaning she will more likely show empathy later on in life and 'pay it forward' you don't know anything about how she treats homeless bums. If you want to see a society that has lost it's empathy you need not look any further than black projects.

It just makes things work better.

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>>35706362
in the country where I live it's common decency to propose your seat to a pregnant woman, so I'd do that without waiting for her to ask. Birthrates are on decline, though, it's rare to see pregnant women nowadays.

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Time to LARP again

>>35708536
>in the country where I live
>not my country
You have to go back!

>not pretending to have a mental disability to make her feel awkward and guilty

>there a people who unironically wouldn't give their seat to a pregnant lady
>there are people who claim they are robots but sit at the front of the bus
?????

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>>35708633
you're the one throwing assumptions here friend, didn't imply I wasn't born here

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>>35706362
>Look around me and get anxious within 2 seconds because spaced out
>Take a few seconds to gain my processing power again
>Look the woman
>Look around
>Y-yes
>Stand up and look out of the window wondering if
>1. I took to long and seemed weird so that people think of me as a freak and stare at me behind my back
>2. If I was impolite

>>35708722
>he still thinks /r9k/ isn't 99% failed normalfags

>>35706362
Why would I be on a public bus? I'm not some shitskin poor fag degenerate, and I haven't left my house in around 6 months.

I'd give her my seat and then spend the rest of the trip, and likely rest of the day, thinking about how much I wish I had a loving wife to start a family with.

>>35708743
you did, you made the distinction between where you're from and where you live

>Uh, sure.
But in an original way.

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>>35708983
if you say so
oregano

>>35706569
As far as I know you're only supposed to give your seat to disabled or elders or whatever if it's a seat designated for them, usually marked with a +. If she wants your normal seat you can literally tell her to fuck off and nothing will happen.

>>35709035
you don't get to dismiss me that easily!
You need to get out of my country RIGHT NOW
You weren't born here, I was, so I have the right to tell you to FUCK OFF

No, I'm on crutches and my doctor says I need to be non-weight bearing.

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>>35709064
is your country in eastern hemisphere?

>>35706362
What race are you
>anything other than white
Yeah no

>>35709102
It's in the Northern hemisphere. Get out. Get out now!

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>>35709159
wasn't born and don't live in the north, I give you 0 out of 10 on psychic affinity scale

Nothing because I'm not a bus taking faggot. Fuck me I'd rather walk in biblical rain than take a fucking bus.

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>>35706362
No. I was here first. If you can find someone else to provide you with a seat, that is fine. But I'm not moving. You have no right to ask me to move for you, and I find it very offensive that you would do so. Please be more considerate in the future.

>Watch as everyone around me gets triggered, maintain poker face, laugh inside at all the triggering that I have caused
>Know that I won't get kicked off the bus because I paid
>Everyone looks at me like an autist and hates me, will probably tell everyone they know about me
>Literally become a meme just by denying the roastie my seat
K
E
K

Pregnant and in the bus.

I find this really hilarious.,anyone else?

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>What do you say?
I drive.

>>35706556
She looks like a Jew kike

>>35709799
Ashkenazi Jews are in fact white.

>>35709764
but you're on a bus, spoon

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>>35708479
>It just makes things work better.

"Oh yes, anon. Thank you for understanding. You just can't sexually excite me like Tyrone can. Letting me fuck him just makes things work better :3"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4333200/The-agony-beautiful-faithful.html

>>35706389
>>35706374
>>35706380
>>35706382
>>35706385
>>35706406
>>35706415
>>35706419
lol at all these autists saying no
heres what will happen:
>Whiteknight:"What the fuck??? Like what the fuck is your problem asshole?!?? Here ma'am, you can have MY seat instead, since that selfish pos can't get off his fat ass for a pregnant woman."
>pregger woman: thankyou what a gentleman~
>white knight: hey buddy, what if that was your mom pregnant with your sorry ass and some guy refused to let her take his seat? You're a sorry excuse for a man you know that?
>whiteknight stands up the rest of the train ride glaring at you and talking shit
>everyone else on the train nods in agreement and joins him in shaming you
>you just realize your stop is about 45 minutes out so you have to endure this for half an hour

Should have fucked a man with a car. I wouldn't give up my seat unless someone was disabled.

>>35710658
>Put in headphones
>Browse r9k on phone

>>35710658
I wish something like that would happen to me. Nothing would make me feel happier than riling up some normie for doing literally nothing. You think I would really feel bad or shamed from that? It would honestly make my day

>>35710666
>"Don't ignore me asshole when im talking to you!"
>*walks over and gets in your face*
Now what?

>>35710658
I anxiety issues and would absolutely die if that happened.

>>35710685
continue ignoring him

You guys are fucking assholes.

>>35710776

Spotted the toastie roastie.

>>35706362
Yes. She's pregnant, why wouldn't I give her my seat?

>>35710685
I'd just sit there. This is getting funny, what reaction are you trying to provoke? What is someone realistically going to do, chimp out and fight me over some pregnant bitch?

>>35710760
>"Just as I thought, you're a coward..."
>*walks back over the other side of the train*
>everyone claps
>someone was recording the whole thing and uploads it to youtube
>title is "Dumb Asshole on Train gets TOLD by a REAL man for not giving seat to preg woman!"
>your face is put out for everyone to see so the world knows you as that guy that didn't want to give his seat to a pregnant lady
i hope it was worth it!

Been around enough pregnant girls to feel sympathy. My natural instincts would take over and give her my seat without her asking for it. Still hate stacies though.

>>35710658
>implying I give a single shit about what any of the other dumb fuck cunts on that train think about me

Yeah still saying no, fuck that roastie bitch it's her fault

>>35710793
He's just a pissed off normie white knight.
He's not going to fight you, just wants to make you look bad which he will succeed in doing mind you....

>>35706362
Release a giant sbd. Politley offer her my seat. Snicker to myself later.

Learn the line "I don't understand you" in some third world language like Albanian and Georgian and watch how she gives up.

>>35710658
"What are you gonna do about it GOOBER? I can sit here if I want GOOBER. What ya think you own the train GOOBER? Hey, HEY, don't touch me GOOBER! Ya heckin' idiot, who do you think you are GOOBER? Yea some big tough man, get lost ya GOOBER."

etc

>>35710776
pregnant roastie detected

>>35710821

You'd be surprised what the nether-apes will do to impress the women-children.

>>35710806
i rarely leave my home, so i don't care how the world knows me

>>35710821
>complete strangers will think less of you oh no
Are you a normie? Why do you care?

>>35710890
its just a prank bro
agaghaadf

>>35710658
>45 minute ride

Glad I don't have to stand for some roastie ;^)

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>>35710844
>>35710793
>>35710890
>>35710897

Keep in mind he looks like this, so he's not going to back down just because you get uppity....

>>35706362
"Fuck off ya roastie cunt"

>>35710929
>be black
>"So the black guy has to give up his seat for you whites again, huh?"

Pregnant women gross me out. I'd ignore her and tell her no if she insisted. She's the one that chose to get pregnant and she should probably stay standing anyways. She's pregnant, not disabled or elderly.

>>35710929
What are you implying? That he's going to hit me? Sounds a bit unhinged

>"Umm I actually identify as a woman who is 8 months pregnant, so no."

>>35710929
Trust me, I have experience with trolling violent Chads.

I even made one break his hand on my face and lose a baseball scholarship once, kek.

Didn't even give me a black eye.

>>35711026

Hahahaha poor Chadwick's going to have to suck trucker dick to get through college.

>>35706362
i think that even the most jaded robots would let a pregnant woman have a seat

>>35706362
She wouldn't even have to ask. I always get up and offer my seat to anybody who looks like they need it more.

>>35706362
"sure."
>don't leave seat

'What race is the father?'

>white
Stand up
>anything other than white or claims to not know who the father is
Whip my dick out and piss on her feet

>>35706362
No sweet thing you can sit on my lap though an please ignore the bulge in my pants

>>35706362
Wouldn't happen to me. I offer my seat to people that need it because I'm not some fucking weirdo.

>>35706859
You sound like a great guy. I bet you constantly wonder why you're single.

>>35706362
>wear headphones before getting on bus alone
>stare at phone the whole time
>if someone tries to get my attention then i don't budge. can't even acknowledge. fuck all you people

no problems here

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>>35711261

thanks for writing this idiot collection of words for me to read by accidnent.

>>35708364
i'd rather be a disgusting piece of trash

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>"um, excuse me bitch? You want a pregnant man to give up his seat?"
>get out my phone and start recording
>become an internet sensation and appear on the Ellen DeGeneres show as a pioneer against cis-roastie bigotry

>>35710685
kiss him on the lips t o be qite honast.

>>35708384
I like it anon, I think I'll be doing that from now on.

>>35710428
I'm driving the bus. B^/

>>35708472
... and this forces you, how?

>>35706362
No. Fuck you and your larva

>>35706362
of course, and let her take my seat. easy as that

Roll my eyes and stand up without saying anything.

>>35706362
Yeah sure go ahead.

I'veBeenMuted

>>35706479
Wowzers that's kinda funny

>>35706362
I'm almost 30, riding public transportation would be more pathetic than living in my mothers basement. Even if I had no car I would bike, walk, or make a weedwacker engine moped.

Adult "men" who ride the bus deserve to die virgin's.

I don't say anything because I don't use public transportation.

>>35710977

My nigger. I love using this card. Not only does it effectively shame the other person and put the attention to them, but it also redpills the more reasonable people who realise just how much black privilege exists.

>>35708364
happened to me but an old man gave up the seat haha what a cuck

>I wouldn't be asked in the first place