Hello, robots. This is your god speaking. How was your day?

>>35705252
This girl I've been trying to talk to keeps ignoring me. What should I do, Elliot?

>>35705304
Corner her, rant about how girls like her are ruining your life, then stab her 237 times.

>>35705304
Just be yourself, bro.

And if that doesn't work, fuck that bitch up.

>>35705353
Thanks, Elliot. I'm glad you always have my back.

>>35705252
Today was going to be the day I stop studying Law but I went in, did nothing, came back home and started posting here. Elliot, how do I find the courage to take my own direction in life?

>>35705387
You already have found a direction.

Now all you need is a black BMW to take you to your destination.

>>35705496
And 2000 rounds of 9mm ammunition and a pair of Gucci sunglasses.

It never occurred to me to ask before, was he wearing them when he did it? I need to know this.

>worshiping a spoiled, failed normie

Why? Eliot could have had many women, but he had extremely high standards, and was an all around shithead.