Your bare bones minimum in a partner

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>>35704717
Dude, I dropped out of courtship/human race big long ago, I don't even know what my bare bones minimum would be besides "biological female that isn't a landwhale or a slut."

>>35704717
You're asking vegetarians what is the worst burger they would eat

There arent two genders. There's one, women are objects

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>Okay-looking face
>Not suuuper obese
>Tolerates my interests
>Tolerates my beliefs
>SOME sense of humour
>Virgin like myself (will drop this one if I ever get laid)

How unreasonable is this, aside from the last point?

>>35704826
those arent bare bones expectations

>>35704717
Catholic, good looking, and I want to be friends with them more or less.

>>35704717
>A guy taller or around the same height as me.
I'm 5'8/173cm
>Somewhat masculine.
>Affection giving.

I'm not good enough for this though, life is shit.

>>35705112
How much do you weigh and post a timestamped pic of your face.

Also, grill, boy, or insane? And what religion.

Not a cunt
Not ugly

that's it

>white
>taller than me
>likes science
>has qt glasses
>virgin
>will never leave me
>wants children, at least 2
>has peenor

>actually likes me as a person

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>>35704717
>not fat or disabled or old

BAM
DAS IT
LOOK AT THAT
EZ PZ

>>35705205
Are you a girl asking for the OP? Cause that's me and I have everything but the glasses I think

>honest and nice to me
>has a job (doesn't have to be a good one, but I won't be a wage slave by myself)
> has his own interests and or hobbies
> likes kids but doesn't want any. I know this will probably be the hardest, but also the most important to me because I babysit my family's kids often. I love them to death, but I have never wanted kids of my own.

>>35704717
>not more than an inch shorter than me
>has at least tangentially similar interests
>has life goals/not a NEET
>not dumber than me
>likes animals
>not a picky eater

Everything good on top of that is just a luxury.

>>35704717

thick thighs in cut off denim jean shorts

>>35704717
>smart
>not fat
>at least a 5
>not a SJW
>asian or white

I don't really want a partner, but this is it

>Very good hygiene
>not fat
>average face
>cool and fun to be around.
>female

I've met very few people who meet all these characteristics and the ones I have could do much better than me.

>>35704717
dedicated wholeheartedly to me and my ambitions, willing to follow me into hell itself

regardless of all other factors, I need one person in my life who I can trust. One person who I can be myself with, no need for walls or masks. Somebody who not only accepts the things that I plan to do but will faithfully execute them with me, by my side.

somebody who will look to me as a leader in our ambition first and as a lover second.

I won't let anybody into my heart who doesn't possess those qualities in their entirety. Loneliness would be preferable to letting any other person in.

I do have physical preferences, but they are all secondary to the aforementioned qualities.

>>35704717
>younger than me
>white
>not higher bmi than me
>female

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>>35704717
>cares about me
>stronger than me emotionally so she can be my rock
>can put up with my bullshit
>doesn't hate all my interests
>is actually there when I need her

>>35704835
How aren't they? I just can't deal with a below-average face or nonexistent sense of humour.