>you will never be this much of a Chad Fuck

>>35703032
I guess everyone here is also a Chad. Fuck you fucks and get off my board, rereeee, etc

>>35703032
>There's probably some nerd he tormented in high school who didn't grow up to be even half as successful as him
>Every now and then that nerd is reminded of the fact that the Chad who made his life a living hell and who he swore he would get the last laugh on in the end is a beloved and respected actor with an Oscar and millions of dollars.
God can't exist in a world this merciless.

>>35703032
>I will never be an apeish version of Tommy Lee Jones
I'm glad

>>35703312
This
>>35703361
That's not apeish, that's masculine.

>>35703312
>"Holy shit, dude! You went to school with Tommy Lee Jones?!? What was he like?"

>>35703535
>I-I didn't really know him
*traumatic flashback to where he asked you really loudly if you have cum on your face in front of your English class*
Fuck

>>35703552
>Watch an interview with Tommy Lee Jones
>He's talking about No Country For Old Men and being all deep and introspective
>Remember that time he kicked you in the balls from behinds and told everyone he just helped you transition in front of your oneitis, who he later banged.

>>35703769
>go to comic con one year for some retarded bullshit
>he's there
>you go up to him
>he stares at you "what do you want?"
>"don't you remember Tommy? I was the guy that you-"
>"yeah sorry buddy I'm not sure where you're going with this, I have a panel to do for some sweaty losers, have a nice day"
>"y-you t-"
>he's half way across the hallway before you even tell everyone to get on the floor and walk the dinosaur

>>35703888
>be watching TV with a friend
>suddenly an anti-bullying PSA comes on
>"Hi, I'm Tommy Lee Jones."
>Twenty seconds later your friend is trying to hold you back as you go apeshit on every piece of furniture you can get your hands on

>>35703974
>you realize your friend is imaginary
>the reason you haven't hurt yourself breaking furniture is because you're sedated in a padded room
>wake up
>your imaginary friend is sitting in the corner of your padded room
>he's an Imaginary Tommy Lee Jones

wtf i hate tommy lee jones now

>>35704071
Include me in the screencap

fampiapiaia

>>35704028
>imaginary oneitis shows up
>imaginary Tommy Lee Jones bangs imaginary oneitis while you watch

>>35704240
>without a condom

TLJ is a good guy and literally never did any of those things. His only dark secret is a string of Japanese coffee commercials.

>>35705177
That's what'd you'd think but YOU didn't go to highschool with him

>>35703480
It's preferable to being effeminate, but he still looks apeish

>>35704028
Oh this made me laugh. Thank-you.

>>35705294
>apeish
Lowtest cosmopolitan metro ladyboy faggot detected

He's clearly part Native American. I don't even have to look it up.

>>35705355
Yep. Cherokee.

BLEACHED

>>35705340
nigger detected

your genotype will die in the mud while we colonize space
enjoy your high-test rape, pillaging, and AIDS while we rule from fucking orbit

>>35704028
>Eventually anon decides to put an end to his suffering by killing Tommy Lee Jones
>Stages a daring escape from his mental institution
>Hops on a passing train and takes it all the way to LA
>Hobo on train is taken aback, but he assures him he's just passing throug
>Hitchhikes to Hollywood and illegally buys a gun from some gangbangers
>They're surprised that someone like him wants a gun, but he don't tell them what it's for
>Go to Tommy Lee Jones' house
>Jump the fence
>Get to the back door
>It has a keypad on it
>For some reason, anon knows the code
>He pounds it in and creeps up to Tommy Lee Jones' room
>The whole house seems eerily familiar
>Catches his wife sleeping in bed, but no Jones
>She wakes up and looks to anon, but doesn't seem scared.
>"Wh-What are you doing? Why do you have that gun?"
>Anon points the gun at her
>"Where is he?"
>"Where's who?"
>"Where's Tommy Lee Jones?! He has to pay! He has to die! Tell me where he is!"
>"I-I don't understand... You're scaring me..."
>"WHERE IS TOMMY LEE JONES?!"
>"What is wrong with you? You disappear for two weeks and the first thing you do when you get back is point a gun at me?!"
>What?
>Anon lowers the gun, confused.
>"You said you were shooting a movie, but your agent had no idea where you were. It's like you dropped off the face of the Earth."
>Anon suddenly drops the gun and stumbles into the bathroom, vision blurring
>He looks in the bathroom mirror and sees a face he's always known staring back at him
>He screams in a voice that's not his own with a mouth that isn't his
>Tommy's wife walks in from the bedroom.
>"Is everything alright, Tommy?"

>>35705397
>he thinks he'll be able to colonize space without Chads
lel

>>35705340
I have more hair on my chest than he does

>>35705355
>>35705367
thats why he looks apeish

>>35705177
My nigger.
I was in Japan for the navy and there were these "BOSS" coffee machines everywhere with his face on them.

>>35705477
I love you anon this shit is making me kek

>>35703032
Growin' out my hair to be like top right.