I might marry a girl for $30,000. I got this offer from my dad.

What's your dad's stake in all of this?

>>35701438
Might as well, the girl gets what she wants, you get money and it's pretty much impossible to prove

what cunt?

more importantly, is she qt?

>>35701438
Hey if you're going to turn it down, hook a brotha up

please

>>35701438
Women are incapable of love and only get married for money. Why is that scenario illegal?

Are you a poo in loo? Who else still does arranged marriages.

>>35701693
He wants me to make 30,000 dollars, I guess.
>>35701769
That's what I'm thinking too. But these google stories about people getting caught have me a little shaky about it.
>>35701783
>what cunt?
what. Anyways, I don't know if she's a qt.
Honestly I probably won't try anything with her, and I'll try to be as professional as possible (if I do go through with it)
>>35701846
I'm asian. It's not really an arranged marriage. We'd get divorced as soon as possible (which would be 2 years)

>>35701846
It's not an arranged marriage you idiot did you even read the post???

>>35701438
>How could they prove that I'm not really in love with this girl?
I've never read a marriage contract, but I really doubt there's anything about love in it. They can't touch you.

>>35701438
Putting aside getting caught, if it's illegal, how could you make sure you'd get all the money from her?

>gets paid a shit ton to marry a girl
>don't even have to stay with her for very long
get out norman

do it anon it'll be just like my quirky animes where the boy and girl have to pretend to be in love but then actually fall in love

is she cute?
probably not origin

>>35701438
>how would I even get caught?

ICE gets so far up your ass that they'll be inspecting what you had for breakfast while she's applying for permanent residency.

What's your excuse for receiving a 10k lump sum? Do you think that excuse will pass immigration when they're inspecting every detail of your life? How's the money supposed to get to you?

>How could they prove that I'm not really in love with this girl?

I'll try to be clear about this: They don't need to prove it. ICE doesn't care about due process for non-permanent expats.

If you have a hole in your story, she will be deported and you will be investigated for marriage fraud.

>t. Son-in-law of an immigrant who went through this bullshit for 6 years

>>35702153
I guess I wouldn't be able to.

>>35702332
Thanks, actually. I made this thread because I figured there'd be somebody with experience in this on /r9k/.

Yeah, I figured this deal sounded too good. I'm not a very good liar anyways. Guess I'm just gonna have to tell my dad that I'm actually gonna have to work for my money.

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>>35701438
Do you get to sex her?

>>35702511
Well now that I know I'm not gonna do this marriage thing, I'll just have to go the old fashion route and CHARM her into letting me fuck.

>>35702788
Does she have a boyfriend?
Is she attractive?
Is she near your age?
If you're going to do something illegal you might as add access to her body as part of the deal.

>>35701438
If you marry her, take the cash, then divorce right after, there is no legal thing that can be done to you because it is an illegal contract. Basically, don't worry at all.

>>35702332
Wouldn't the money be put in a joint savings account?
They are getting married after all.

>>35702873
might as well just ask her for escort services at this point

>>35702129
They actually have tests they give you to determine how "real" your relationship is.

Stuff like what direction does your spouse put the toilet paper, what kind of birth control do you use, etc.

>dad is naturalized citizen

>>35702940
What if you want a family, but are too autistic to date?
Ask her for kids as part of the deal.

Tell her that by marrying her you're giving up the opportunity of getting a wife so if it's going to happen it has to be real.

pls no more replies, I've gotten the advice I needed from >>35702332 >>35702954