>having sex >accidentally fart

ive never had sex but this is my fear

>>35700616
i fart a lot and fear sex

what if i'm farting and I accidentally have sex?

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>meet qt on /soc/
>meet up to fuck
>holding massive fart in the entire time
>frequently have to pause in the middle of pounding her to contain it
>massive discomfort
>cum in her ass
>she turns around to suck my dick clean after
>cant control it any longer
>massive fart while my dick is in her mouth

>>35700604
>laying in bed with girl
>purposely fart
>several times

no regrets

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>>35700689
best fucking thing i've seen all day anon best fucking thing i've seen all day

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>>35700604

How do i stop farting, i try to eat healthy buy i always fart at the most simple of movements.

one time a girl poked on my side to play around and i farted, she laughed and went.

>>35700700
>700700

those are some repeating digits

also hey at least your ass was pointed the other way

>>35700604
I had sex a with a girl once or twice
>normand roooo

and my dick would slip out or I would intentionally pull it out and then slide it back in.

Long story short she queefed just as I was about to stuff it back in her like *PPHBBLBLB-PPPPPPBLBLBLPT* and it was SO loud, louder than any fart ever and I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughe and couldn't breathe and she got totally mad and sent me home and didn't talk to me for like a week

An actual fear is not being able to get hard. Farting is actually kind of funny, not being able to get hard is misery.

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>bf fucks your butt and you fart while his dick is still inside you because it pushes so much air up in there

He only makes fun of me a little bit for it.

>go to have sex
>chest gets sweaty and sticks to girl
>peel off and make a fart noise, exactly the same as an armpit fart

>>35700776
You can't stop farting, it's normal, but holy fuck how can you not hold it in?
Do some sphincter exercises or something.

>>35700689
Holy fuck
I need to start eating boiled brussels now

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Accidentally queef on chads face