WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN TALL AND LOOK MASCULINE?

Are you a masculine fembot or something

>>35700699
No I'm a guy.
I just want to be cute.

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This is the worst feeling op. I know it very well, the only cure is hard work, religion, and alcohol. Live like the pioneers.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF GENETIC ENGINEERING BY REPTILE FARMERS FARMING THE LAND FOR GOLD IN SEARCH OF AN ANTIDOTE TO THE BULLS THAT ARE EATING THEIR LIZARD CROPS.

They INVENTED RELIGION FOR PEOPLE AND NOW MANKIND ARE THEIR FOOD SOURCE ALONG WITH KFC.

>>35700574
>WHY DID I HAVE TO START BALDING AT 26?

>>35700574
>Not becoming a manly man so you fuck a lot of girls (both male and female).
>>35700786
Lift and become hentai bald man mode.

>>35700574
>why did I have to be born privileged!?
wow

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>>35700574
>NOT MANLY ENOUGH TO BE ATTRACTIVE
>NOT GIRLY ENOUGH TO BE A TRAP
JUST FUCKING END IT ALREADY

>>35700717

omg, i was just coming to terms with this earlier. do you also want a 4.5 inch dick that is very pretty like mine too? or do you still enjoy having your huge cock. I started to embrace my cuteness. it's an easier life when you no longer have to compete with being a manly man.

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>>35700834
Yes, I'd rather be 5'3 and look like a girl.
Being 6'2 isn't that fun when under all that height is a guy that faps to force feminization.

>>35701068
I'd love to have a tiny cock and a feminine body.

>>35700786
>BALDING AT 26
You are but a mere child. Try balding from 16

>>35701154
>muh fetish
>muh dick
Maybe you should just get your head out of the gutter and not think about sex stupid weird so much. Embrace reality.

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>>35701305
I don't even think about sex that much, I just hate my body.

>>35701154
I am 5'3 and have been called "cute" by many women. However, some of those same women have told me that I'm too short for them. Trust me when I say that as a 6'2 masculine looking dude you are closer to living your fetish.

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You have no idea how that feels if you're over 6'6"

>>35700995
holy shit THIS
>masculine face but really shitty facial structure/shape/features
>i am an ugly man even when /fit/ and would be a hideous woman
>tfw can't even give up on women and become a trap

We're literally genetic garbage.

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I'm 6'0, is there any hope for me to be QT?

>>35700574
but OP, you're neither of those in real life

why would you come here to lie?

>>35701305
the reality is that men are disposable niggers who exist solely to be meat shields so that retarded baby factories can continue to shit out babies
why you'd choose that over anime, I can't even fucking imagine

>>35701068
I honestly don't care about the size of my penis i just want to be cute

>>35705065
>I honestly don't care about the size of my penis i just want to be cute
this

>>35700574
I'm 5'8" and feel disgusting. Why couldn't I be 2 inches shorter and be cute?

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>>35700574
>that unoriginal feel

>tfw even at 162cm you feel much too tall to ever be considered qt