ITT: Scam Stories

>>35698092
>used to trade toys with some nig back in elementary school
>really wanted his kid buu
>we were about to move out of state
>asked to "borrow" his figure like we've always done
>bail out right after school and head to current city

the greatest heist i've ever performed

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>>35698170
You are the REAL nig nog here, Anon

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>>35698092
>be 6th grade
>theres a big trade fair in the cafeteria, with organized bartering
>I went in with a bunch of cookies
>Gave a kid 12 cookies for a vase
>gave the vase to teacher for gameboy
>also got a Boosk statue out of it
>tfw realized that I was always secretly capitalist as fuck, even back when I went through a leftism phase

>>35698283
Holy shit dude that's legendary
Your life is some sort of economics video game

>>35698337
The kid wanted cookies and didn't care much for the vase

The teacher quite liked the vase

if anything we all profitted from the exchange :^)

tbqh looking back at myself I'm proud of the young capitalist I was

>middle school
>living in ABQ so of course i find a gun in one of the drainage tunnels when walking home with my brother
>thought it was really funny but didn't want it because i knew i was fucked if i was caught with it
>had no idea how much a gun was worth
>negro i sorta knew from shop class walks over to me and my brother
>see the gun and says it's pretty badass, it was
>in hindsight it was an old 1911 that somebody probably stole from their granddad
>he says he'll trade me a PSP and a bunch of games for it
>deal
>he runs back to his house and gets the PSP
>says games are at his dad's house and he'll give them to me on Monday
>give him the gun
>never got the games
>PSP was stupid and i never bothered with it

>>35698506
Get off my thread, this is barely a scam story.

Good story tho anyways