>order pizza >the doorbell rings

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>open door to see its the same guy who delivered it yesterday

happens far too often

>>35697825
>order online
>add message: ring the doorbell, put the pizza in front of the door and leave

everytime

>>35697976
>order from grubhub
>special instructions: do not make eye contact with me

>order ice cream
>the doorknob knocks

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rate my order

>>35697976
Don't you have to sign the receipt?

>>35697994
i swear i didn't see your post

>>35697994
>>35698293
I'd make eye contact with both of you just to upset you.

>>35698293
>$18 dollars for a pizza
>could live on that for a week here

>pizza hut

Xjxj

>>35698399
uh where do you live? zimbabwe?

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>>35698293
>putting meat on pizza

>>35698377
no tip for wagie

>>35698293

Has anyone done this before? Do they go through with the no eye contact instruction?

I think I'll do this next.

>>35698616
I don't even live in your shitty country. I'm just saying that if I were there I'd look you in the eye, engage you in conversation and generally make your life hell. Then I'd go home, smoke dope and fuck my girlfriend.

>>35698714

But then you'd get no tip.

Not that anon btw.

>>35697825
>apply for a job
>they call
>I don't answer the phone because I don't actually want to clean toilets

I don't know if this is a bad or good feel, it just feels
>>35697976
patrician

>>35698293
It's good but it lacks a vegetable of some kind. Shroom, olive, pepper, onion, whatever. Overall, 8/10.

>>35698808
shrooms are god-tier

>>35698754
I don't want your money you fucking faggot. The tip would be getting to make you losers feel awkward and never order pizza again.

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>>35697825
>the doorbell rings
>I'm a loner
>I didn't order anything

>>35698989
Do you own guns?

>>35698924
>make you losers feel awkward

Says the pizza delivery guy.

>>35699071
at least he has a job
oregongongona

>>35699071
>Pizza delivery guy
>Has money
>Is probably studying and working at the same time
>Won't always be a pizza delivery guy

>You
>A loser who doesn't want the >>>>>>PIZZA DELIVERY GUY to make eye contact with him because he'd drop spaghetti on the floor
>Will always be a virgin and a loser
Hmmm. Who would I rather be?

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>>35697825
>accidentally click on CP on /b/
>hear sirens

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>tfw you finish paying for your pizza and close the door, warm pizza in hand

>>35699160
>>accidentally
forgot about this gay board's mute rule

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>Order a disease free escort
>Too dumb to ring doorbell

>>35699160
Sure it was an accident you pedo. You know what they do to pedos in jail right

>>35699279
they put us in a room full of little girls?

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>walk into long john silvers
>nobody inside
>"can I take your order?"
>not ready to order
>have to stand directly in front of cashier and study the menu
>cashier stares at me expectantly the entire time
>too many choices
>not even able to focus with cashier staring
>pretend to read menu items
>concentrate on moving eyes and turning head in a convincing way
>point at something
>several follow up questions from cashier
>"what two sides would you like?"
>"um, y-you decide"
>"do you just want it how it's shown in the picture?"
>"alright then" (doing Slingblade impression)
>"that will be $21.67"
>way more than I can afford to spend
>feel committed and pay anyway
>"we'll bring your order out to you"
>it's a family meal
>"lot of food for one person!"
>"can I return some of this?"

>>35697825
I always feel a little anxiety but when I open up and see that it is just a regular joe who doesn't look down at you like the avegare normie with some shit tier degree or whatever feels nice and I give a tip and thank him :)

>>35699279
What do they do to pedos? Legit asking.

>>35699421
couldn't you take some with you?

>>35699461
>walk out door with remainder of food on tray
>"do you need some to go boxes, sir?"
>"no it's okay"
>put loose food in car
>go back in and hand tray to cashier

>>35699432
most criminals hate them and rape them and/or kill them