/britfeel/

>talking to gril
>she says she likes serial killers
Quick lads post your best shipman memes

I love May desu she's basically UKIP.

If only she could call an election and bank dem 20 point gains

>>35695444
she might not be able to call an election but she never fails to cause an erection

Fourth for Barrow-in-Furness

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>>35695415
Nah what you've got to do here pal is murder a bunch of people. That'll impress her. Then murder her too.

Tomi Lahren is pretty fit, lads

>>35695492
We have """"""joked"""""" about killing passed out cool kids at parties.

i had a minor spaghetti spillage when i was buying a burrito today and the burrito bitch looked at me with such fury

was it worth it??

Finished Luke Cage the other day, liked it less than Daredevil but more than Jessica Jones. Just started Iron Fist, gotta admit I'm not a fan. Main character seems like a budget Jack Black with autism and none of the other characters that aren't in one of the other Marvel Netflix shows are interesting at all.

Gonna finish watching it because it'll tie into the other series but I hope it gets better or it's going to be a drag.

My bedroom smells of paint. Is it possible that the neighbours are decorating and the smell is making its way through the wall?

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Hello britfeel how are you?

anyone else here know they're weird but just ride with it anyway?

>>35695740
Yes my friend. Feels pretty cool to not care.

Anyone in /preston/?
Not just in britfeel, I mean in general. Is there anyone in Preston?

>>35695600
i have only seen daredevil. i thought daredevil was very over rated. i found the main character to be quite boring. the punisher was cool in season 2 and the kingpin was a bad ass.

>>35695701
do you have fucking doilies?

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>>35695309
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black....

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-dXp7V7bk

>>35695740
I own a dakimakura, anime figures, about 50 anime posters and my normiebook is filled with kpop music videos and news. I'm too far gone to feign normieness. If you ride it out long enough people begin to respect you for it. My normie friends girlfriends and their friends told them that I'm cool for doing my own thing and liking what I like not being a follower.

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This lass just followed me on Instagram.

Is she real? Something seems off about her face

Lads I don't know whether to buy Nier Automata or Horizon Zero Dawn with my next pay cheque

>>35695897
yes, thats what you call an ugly woman with lots of make up on

>>35695895
i feel like i would go complete weeb if i lived on my own

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>>35695934
only one choice

>>35695966
I live with my parents lad

>>35695956
Same problem but with many more games

>Gravity Rush 2
>Nioh
>Yakuza 0
>Hatsune Miku Future Tone
>Nier Automata
>Horizon Zero Dawn
>BotW
>Persona 5

It's my first paycheck since NEETdom so can finally afford all the games I've missed out on

>>35695897
her eyes seem really big

>>35695848
Whats that laddie?

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>>35695934
Nier Automata hands down

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>>35695309
I would honestly fuck Theresa May

Fucksake lads, Gonna have to spend like 200bong or whatever the fuck it is for a (((dentist)))

>>35695897
I bet she will be watching /Goodfellas/

>>35696002
my main problem is that i dont have the room for much weeb stuff. i have bought a few figures and i even have diffuclty displaying them. i like to read so the small space i do have is take up by books.

>>35696035
I remember when I got my first job back in 2010, I went out and bought Red Dead Redemption, God of War 3 and a bottle of smirnoff lime and stayed up all night playing vidya and drinking from the bottle

Enjoy it, lad

>>35696149
Ah fairs, I like to read too but I keep all my novels under my bed because they ruin the general weeb aesthetic of my room.

>only keep japanese games on my shelves
>only have raw manga on my bookcase
>all non jap games, books and dvds go under my bed

>>35696035
GR2 and Nioh are fuckin ace lad

Nier is top tier and HZD was a surprisingly good ride

>>35696228
Is Nioh hard? My major gripe with Dark Souls is I have to constantly be on edge and can't just get comfy and enjoy the world/story

>>35696283
It's easier than dark souls but still pretty difficult if you like comfy world/story shit

if you like comfy world/story then gravity rush 2 and HZD are perfect for you

>>35696082
I get the feeling she's into domination.

>>35696321
GR2 I'll definitely get since I loved the first. I'm torn between Horizon Zero Dawn, Yakuza 0 or waiting until Persona 5. I'll get Nioh when I'm in the mood, I enjoyed Dark Souls and Bloodborne but I feel like their chores to get through a lot of the time

Somehow lost my phone in the journey from the shitter to my PC

>>35696041
>>35695984
not him but do you need to have played Nier to get any of it?

>>35696491
nioh is mission based so it's easier to take your time with, the gameplay is less shallow too so you might like it more

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>>35696598
I'm getting it so far and I haven't played Nier

>>35696215
sounds like a very comfy looking room.

ive got too many books to fit under my bed. had to start putting records under there though because i have no room for them, they get all dusty :(

>>35696598
You don't but the story has a lot more meaning if you played the first.

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>>35696215
Sounds very comfy lad desu

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>Gay friend keeps inviting me over to toke
>He knows I'm bi
>Keeps dropping hints that he wants to ditch his boyfriend

I'm uncomfortable smoking with him anymore, it ain't fair

what you got mummy for mummy day lads?

>>35696735
guessing you dont find him attractive?

>>35696903
He's a paki lad

>>35696735
Has he sucked you off yet?

>>35696914
>Smoking with poley

>>35696931
Weed is haram

>>35695600
I got 1.5 through Daredevil, liked it until Frank stepped aside for Elektra. Hated Jessica Jones at first but really got into it by the end, though that was for Kilgrave, not her. Watched maybe 2 Luke Cage - alright but too black - and one Iron Fist - I might try with it more but it seriously stressed me out. The avoidable situations are too difficult to watch given how he could sort them out with slight modifications to his behaviour. I really hope the shit in the first episode is done in another one and then they get on with sweet mythical kung fu in a mystical land but it's going to be the whole show and it's going to suck. And then Cage will show up and bang some white bitch (probably Rand's bird) and then they'll be besties.

>tfw always had a crush on this reserved qt who i went to school with
>shes been in a long term relationship
>got pregnant
>gave birth to a dead baby
>her bf left her
>now suffers with severe depression

am i a bad lad for thinking this is my perfect time to strike? surely i need to strike while the preys weak

>>35696959
So is being a tranny but that's not stopping him

>>35696959
he's hindu not mudslime

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south wales is poor and depressing.
burn this place.

>>35696985
Mate she's gonna be fucked up but yeah if that's your thing.

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How do people go outside without a coat or bag?

Even if you're just carrying a phone and wallet it's still uncomfortable having those in a decent-fitting pair or trousers.

How do they cope without powerbanks for their phones and no easy access to charging?

Legitimately confused.

took a shite that felt like passing a brick lads, worrying amount of blood when I wiped

>>35697029
iktf butt

>>35697029
Cardiff wasn't too bad tbqh

unless you head out roath/cathays way where all the muzzies live

>>35697029
Barry reporting, at least there's a papa johns now

>>35697031
well im not sure lad, im reaching 25 only had sex twice that i havent paid for and never had a gf

is it really that bad having a bit of a fucked up gf? cant be any worse than >>>>tfwnogf plus i think it might be my only hope since chasing after non vulnerable women seems like so much effort

i feel like its the best i can achieve

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Has steam chat gone down?

>>35697092
>How do they cope without powerbanks for their phones and no easy access to charging?
Have a non-pajeet phone?

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>>35697135
Based papa johns

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>>35697176
same here.
looks like its down.

>>35697147
Do it lad, the added benefit is you'll look like the good guy since you stepped in when she was at breaking point

You could be her hero lad

>>35697176
>having friends to use steam chat with
Normies out!!!

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>>35697123
valleys are away from all the muzzies but easily the most depressing place in wales.

I got banned from my local library for being racist, lads.

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>>35697209
Shit.

Well night night friendos!

Take care, Misaki, don't forget to get your food shopping.


Night Gon, hope you get Nier running!


Night Story anon, I spent the last 20 mins putting the doc file on my phone so I'm gonna go read it in bed. I'll let you know my thoughts tomorrow!

>>35697183
Pajeet as in better and more CPU intensive?

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>>35697294
You're too pure for this world, Len.

>>35697294
Jesus Christ how have I never seen this top-tier doggo picture.

>>35697294
if I can't say goodnight to you on steam, I'll say it here

goodnight lenner, sleep tight, I anticipate your feedback

>>35697333
Why would it be more CPU intensive if its better?

>>35697294
Good night Len, may your dreams be beautiful and your victims grateful

girl pops up to me on kik because she is horny. she wont send nudes but wants me to send her them. wtf

>>35695701

middle class balding cunt

>>35697450
Gay lad trying to ruse you.

>>35696648
>>35696613
Thanks, I think I'll quickly run through the first game, just so I get a general idea of what's going on.

>>35697450
Haha that was me mate go on send us the dick there's a good lad haha

>>35697450
dubs decide what we say next

Your quite good lads, you're friendliness is what makes it

>>35697533
seems like it. im not going to send anything. im not sure though. girls are mostly like this with me, even if i know for a fact its a girl because they have taken live pic on snap chat etc

its either a gay lad or thinks i am going to share the nudes on the internet.

>Canadafeels been up for 2 hours
>17 posts
>most posts are /britfeel/-anons wishing them luck
>/britfeel/ been up for less time
>88 posts

feel a bit sad for them lads, what makes us so successful

I keep worrying when people will get sick of me at work. I think it must be pretty obvious I'm not the same as them, however hard I try. I feel depressed just thinking about it.
>You're a good worker, but we're just not sure you're a good fit for the team
It's just a matter of time, I suppose

>>35697655
how come they barely get any posts? is it because more english people simply come here?

Just back from a Russell Howard gig with a friend, my ticket was free btw, here are some highlights

>drinks were 4 quid so went without
>guy who looked like cactus jack kept staring at me
>quite a few actually funny jokes, mostly wacky noises and dances though
>crowd lost their shit at the mere mention of trump or farage
>fight broke out right beside us, two guys started punching each other, something about a spilled beer
>russells improv about it was the funniest part of the show
>lovey sentiment at the end fell pretty flat

Enjoyed it overall desu

>>35697680
few reasons I'm guessing

big countries have too big a gap between cultures and even timezones thats why amerifeels died mainly

also very little countries have the same rich deep history and culture we have, its either faked or forced shit, they just aren't interesting or important

>>35697655
checked it out, they made a good effort.
it will pick up as more people learn about it being there.
since no one knows it exists yet, no one will know to look for it.

>>35697680
Guess what lads I've only bloody gone and got quads in the name of the Empire in the Canadians' thread:

>>35697777

>>35697794
>UKIP EH, AREN'T THEY A BUNCH OF RACISTS

>>35697813
>I was thinking about moving to your nation to escape the Paki hell that has descended upon us

pretty sure Canada has a worse or similar situation to us regarding that issue

>>35697835
Yeah there was some of that, although he did halfheartedly try to make fun of the left too

And there was a good joke about goat fuckers not knowing what curly wurlys are

>>35697848
>worse
M8 until another country has countless paki rape gangs hidden by authorities so they can continue fucking white children noone is worse.

>>35697655
Wow they even copied the op image and the guy who did it was enough of a faggot to watermark it. sad.

>>35697895
pakis commit less rapes than niggers, yet all you hear about is blah blah pakis pakis pakis

>have an appetite for rape so insatiable that you switch your gender in order to be put amongst the chickens once more

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39337805

Barmy

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12-2am is usually best conversation time.
is a bit kill.
what everyone up to?

>>35698046
Top kek, this is Amir's dream desu

>>35698057
League of Legends desu

>>35698046
ian huntly wants to do this...

>>35698057
I just got done watching a time travel series called continuum. had a few characters from x-files in it. cancer man.

>>35698057
Starting to watch the Marvel Netflix series because a sweet lonely nerdy girl told me to and I'm a fucking cuck so I'm doing it

>>35698057
Just caved after a week of no fap. Gonna smoke and have a shower like a dirty boy.

>>35698057
Chilling in the cytu be listening to music. About it really

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>>35698057
I just got done un-buggering the cutscenes in Nier, and will start work on a drawing soon.
Do you have any requests?

>>35698268
Have you noticed any problems with the resolution? the 1080p doesn't look right

>bored
>time to kill before bed
>fire up my harddrive full of random movies
>put one on
>5 mins in
>does me a frighten
Fuck you hard drive

>>35698213
yo uh whats the cytu lad?

>>35698347
/r/filmnight

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>>35698286
Yes, the port is absolute trash.
If you're struggling to get a high FPS, drop AA to 2x or turn it off, turn on V-Sync, and turn off motion blur though I'm not sure why you'd want it on in the first place.
If you want to fix the cutscenes follow this: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=887370335
And to fix the resolution, put the game into windowed mode and use this https://github.com/Codeusa/Borderless-Gaming

>tfw missed job centre appointment

HOW FUCKED AM I?

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>>35697294
is everyone using Len as a life guide? I kind of feel bad being a burden on him sometimes although he did play bad on rocket league so did I, im joking

might have to suck his dick as a reward for all his work though

>>35698057
going to watch In the mouth of madness, watched The Thing and Prince of Darkness recently Prince of Darkness > The Thing any other of carptenters horror movies worth watching?

>>35698398
I get it perfect on a GTX 970 and an i5 4690 with everything on max settings. I do get the occasional frame drop though

>>35698340
what film scaredy lad?

>>35695309
>getting drunk on a tuesday again
>listening to slow piano music
>realize I really want to die

Someone save me

>>35698437
Glad you can get your game running well. I'm using a 1060 and an i5 6600 and had to turn AA off otherwise it hovers around 50fps, even when I'm overclocking

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wizchan seems really uncomfy

>>35698543
yeah I've been a few times, despite the fact i'm a complete KHHV NEET loser it still seemed too unwelcoming

>>35698536
It might because it's not actually on 1920x1080 for me. It's clearly upscaled, it looks blurry

>>35698453
same lad, what music?

well lads, should i get cornflakes, weetabix or porridge?

A friend just posted a picture of my ex at work at the pub she works at on facebook and she has her usual miserable sneer on her face and all I can think is "what the fuck did I see in this woman"
Besides my dick ofc

>>35698433
I like how much you want to suck a dick. Have you ever?

>be Englishman living in Norn Iron
>wake up and look out the window
>Irish tricolours everywhere
>either someone has died or Ireland just decided to unify
>scared shitless on my way to work and do my best to fake a Belfast accent to avoid a lynching.

>>35698659
of course not, I've never had any relationship IRL, I've been a shut in neet for the last 8 years

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>>35698635
Golden Nuggets lad

>>35698695
underage please get out

>>35698453

im drunk, munching subway cookies and listening to some dillinger escape plan, life is pretty good over here dessy

>>35698635
porridge. then invest in some mapley syzzurp and use it sparingly with a little salt.

>>35698693
Yea sorry, stupid question. give me your steam if you like im degenerate too.

>>35698543
>>35698589
>4chad
There really is always someone lower on the food chain

>>35698453
Only you can save yourself, but we'll support you. Good luck

>>35698750
i've already had that on rice pudding today

>>35698709
I just have patrician taste is cereal.

Golden Nuggets, Mini Weetabix with Chocolate Chips and Coco Pops Rocks are the best ones

>>35698782
underaged please get out

>>35698594
I've done a bit more research, it might be worth installing the FAR mod

tesco brand honey and nut cornflakes.. cheap, quite tasty..

DAE realise how expensive cereal is ffs. I can buy 500g of meat for less

>>35698635
porridge is the best

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Get a load of me being a bender inside a cave with a waterfall

>>35698653
Yet I still manage to get myself upset over her why

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>>35698635
not a fan of cornflakes tbqh, big into nesquik, chocolate shreddies and weetos right now

>>35698750
I mean it probably wouldn't go well, I'm not a good person to talk to really and conversation will probably die quickly

you lads all seem to have the wrong idea, i'm not asking what to buy, i'm not in asda now. i'm asking what to have to eat right now

tesco brand honey and nut cornflakes.. cheap, quite tasty..

DAE realise how expensive cereal is ffs. I can buy 500g of meat for less than these branded cereals..


On another note guys, I've been nofap for about a week or so now.. im really fucking tired atm so dont need encouragement anymore despite the talk of sucking dick russling my jimmies, going to bed.. give me a pat on the back please.

>>35698870
I know tbqh, just thought its more interesting to converse over our favourite cereals.
In your situation I would opt for the porridge
>>35698884
i'll give you a kiss on the dick

I think I might have accidently seen my flatmate naked.

>>35698841
you never know, sometimes takes the rigt person to coax conversation out of you. anthertime tho, goin bed.

>>35698884
I love Tesco brand shit. Get you some of that 65p peanut butter. That's a jar of over 1500 calories, high protein, in a pinch, for 65p or so. Excellent.

But cheap shit contains a lot of palm oil that was linked heavily to cancer.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/nutella-does-it-cause-cancer-spread-chocolate-nut-italy-supermarkets-palm-oil-carcinogenic-risk-a7523851.html

>>35698870
Sorry lad you worded it weird when you said get. If those old lady cereals are all you have I'd go with the porridge

>>35698841
hnnng tfw no Ebina gf to make my homestyle Japanese food

>>35698951
>But cheap shit contains a lot of palm oil that was linked heavily to cancer.

I never believe any of that, every week they say something causes cancer. Farmed fish and apparently white flour do too

How much ab work per week/ per workout do you reckon is enough? It's mostly a question of bodyfat after all but core strength is good too. I do resistance twists, weighted crunches and weighted reverse crunches. Six sets in total i.e. two of each, no breaks. Not sure if there's any point going beyond that?

Im tired of being such a pussy

>eat some muffins and energy drink
>feel sick

Watched a blacked video for the first time
It was lesbian porn

>>35699265

you have a weak stomach like me lad, i even avoid eating anything that isnt cold

>New Chappelle show playing
>Starts shitting on trannys out of nowhere
>Footfaggotry
Can get behind this desu.

>>35698450
The Banshee Chapter.

>>35699344
Chappelle is fucking based. Look forward to the SJWs falling over themselves wondering if they can criticse a black comedian.

>>35699128
Probably enough. Ab work doesnt really burn a whole lot of fat though. I dont bother really since I'm on a perma bulk.

>>35699454
Yeah, I know. That's just one small bit of what I do but don't want to neglect that muscle group you see.

>>35699383
ahhh not too bad for a b-movie tbqh

>>35699265
No, you're listening to your body. That's how you not be a fat fuck. That was sugar on sugar you just ate, especially energy drinks.

When I was fat cunt 4 yrs ago, I used to put away like a 2L bottle of coke a day and not feel a thing, and finish like a box of walnut whips in one sitting.

Now my BMI is like 19 I feel ill after a donut and a half because I listen to what the rest of me is saying, sounds like some gay hippy shit tho.

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matched with this girl on tinder. she messages me first. i get a bit excited because i think she is going to actually put effort in. near enough all of her replies are vague and apathetic. why did she even bother.

>>35699664
It's a bot. I guarantee it

>>35699664

she just wanted attention my m8

>>35699528
Are you /fit/? Are you a fit lad?

>>35699685
Dunno mate vague and apathetic sounds real to me.

>>35699685
its not a bot. its obvious when its a bot because they dont answer you directly, they have predetermined messages.

>>35699689
maybe. was still retarded. me - "so, what kinda bands do you like" her "haha, dont know".

this is why i very rarely bother with women.

There's not enough vaccine and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

Your turn.

>>35699808
poopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepeepoopoopeepee

>>35697655
I'm all for more feels, but it's just not cricket to steal someone elses work

>>35699827
And go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and go in and

Who makes these britfeel pictures? They are really good, every time.

>>35699848
they're doing alright lad let them be. and it piss them yank bastards of that their feels thread failed and canada's is going good
surely that's a good thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZ30WxvQkk&list=RDDNZ30WxvQkk&index=1

We're going to have to fight to save Europe one day, lads. You should start boxing/BJJ.

>>35698453
listen to some perturbator lad, you'll still feel like you're living in an oppressive technocratic hell hole but you'll feel like it's cool instead

>>35699988
Guns and knives beat fists and arm bars

>>35699999
NUMBERS CHECK OUT. Death Squad is a great song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuFJ9reBX5c

>>35699988
I have been thinking about it but I'm 30 with a history of smoking/drugs/alcohol so I think I'd get BTFO by a teenage chav in seconds.

>>35698543
>>35698589
How is it unwelcoming? The only time it's like that is if you shit it up with normie and 3DPD talk

This entire website is what happens when you have lax rules on that sort of thing

>>35699988
>We're going to have to fight to save Europe one day, lads. You should start boxing/BJJ.

i done boxing for a while. dont even know if boxing would help much in a war situation. i think krav maga or the likes of jeet kune do would be better

who we saving it from anyway, the feminists, muzzies?

>>35700062
>who we saving it from anyway
Ourselves

>>35699988
Didn't the Nazi kill a huge number of white people and condemn Europe to it's current fate by losing. Hitler was a fucking moron

>>35700099
may as well just kill ourselves then, not much of a scrap

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>>35699988
I'm with you

>>35700024
Three months boxing training you'd piss over the average person.

>tfw I fucking reek
I really can't be bothered to shower

>>35700021
my brotha

I don't think he's made a bad album, although terror 404 was a bit wonky

>>35700170
don't bother then lad, unless you've plans tomorrow, then just wash your armpits

>>35700170
same, haven't changed my clothes for well over a week and I sleep in them too.


is couch to 5k a meme or is it actually good? anyone tried?

>>35700148
Jesus what type of dog is that?

>>35700057
I don't really care for it and don't think it's worth creating ridiculous bloody rules over it. It just seems like it's in a hugboxing kind of way..

I just ignore the normie posts anyway, it's not like they really get under my skin

>>35700148
he's a big good boy

>>35700219
import presa canario 12 months there. he's currently 145 pounds

>>35700148
Is that Mr Cuddles?

>>35700317
>>35700148
Just saw filename, ignore me travellerbro

>>35700245
he isn't a good boy, he stole my dinner tonight when i went for a piss

>>35700334
hope youre having a good night, lad.

>fat goth girl at work always talking to me, laughing at my jokes, asking me about plans I have
>look her up on normiebook because I'm bored
>she has a boyfriend

girls really do have it on easymode don't they

>ASMR waifu uploads new video
>it's ten minutes long
why bother?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOw6inw5aEA&index=174&list=PL0vcsrxTSWniT07d-kF4ugCFENTAKvDlj&t=4s

>>35699988
I like this its getting the blood pumping. is there any more?

>>35700409
when it comes to relationships, yes. its easier for us to make friends, and life is generally more comfy for us. women are absolute bitches to each other and they have to worry about getting raped by refugees. womens looks start to fade at around 30 too.

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>>35695548
she is, i would love to be inside her

>>35700535
I'd love her to abort my babies the LARPing bitch.

>>35700535
she's average at best. who is she?

does anyone else hate it when yanks talk about europe as though its a country? they do exactly the same kinda thing when they about the British "accent"

>>35700665
No, but I hate it when my middle-class 'countrymen' use the word yank like anyone actually uses it today besides them.

Anyone else completely broken?

I used to be an island, now I have a panic attack if I feel alone at night

my mental reserves are completely drained, I don't know if I'm going to make it

>>35700703
You start to disassociate to protect yourself and then that perspective gives you super powers that make the pain worth it.

You'll reach a point where you wish you still had your vulnerability and the rawness of panic attacks because you had a chance to get help but soon as the disassociation and disenfranchisement kicks in you'll be beyond even help.

>>35700695
i come from a lower class area, and everyone users it here.

reached that time of the night again.
odds i wank
evens straight to sleepu

>>35700756
well then i suck the fattest cocks, carry on

>>35700695
butthurt yank detected

hairs getting a bit long lads, but im to autistic to go the barbers

Daredevils bretty gud lads, the furry girl that recommended it was onto something

>>35701075
i think daredevil is over rated. a lot of the characters are pretty boring in it and the fight scenes get boring after a while. kingpin and the punisher are bad ass.

>>35701129
I usually hate capeshit but I'm enjoying this, granted I'm only on episode 3

>>35701075
>>35701217
Season 1 and the first half of season 2 are great, you're in for a treat

>>35701217
>granted I'm only on episode 3

yeah, i thought the same as you when i was on episode 3. by no means is it a bad series. i just think it inst the epic beast people make it out to be. its better than the avenger films, ill give it that.

>>35701265
I plan on watching all the series in the supposed order so I'm watching Jessica Jones after season 1, looks pretty shit tho

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>>35700641
She's a political commentator for the telly and online

>>35700641
She recently got suspended because she's supposed to be right wing conservative but she's pro-choice.

>>35700148
Don't understand why anyone would keep a dog like that. That thing could go off at any second.

>>35701289
Jessica Jones is alright as long as you can resist shrieking autistically over the fact she sleeps with luke cage

kilgrave is a neat and pretty scary villain, but the whole show feels a bit limp overall

>>35701289
>>35701417
I loved Jessica Jones because I have a hypno/mind control fetish

What's with amazon and netflix shows being alright in the first series and then just tanking in the second?
I kind of liked the first series of mr robot even if it was stupidly edgy then that went to shit.
And daredevil was okay in the first series but then also went to shit in the second.

lads i need some good indigestion cures, feel like my torso is exploding

>>35701524
bread lad

>>35701568

does that really help? its so bad now the thought of eating anything else makes me feel a bit grey

>>35701462
Most Netflix shows are pretty consistent imo, Narcos, House of Cards, Bojack Horseman, Orange is the New Black. The only problem with Netflix I find is most of their new shows are trash from the beginning with the exception of Stranger Things and Luke Cage

>>35701524
ritz biscuits
or gaviscon, the crunchy tablets, cheap and effective

>>35701682
My mate died of heart burn
I can't believe Gav is gone

>>35701897

dont get me started on shit jokes lad because i have some god awful ones and i want to go to bed

>>35701927
Tell us a few before you go lad

>>35701945

im scared theyll be too shit even for britfeel

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If an employer says the interviews will take place on Thursday, and I haven't heard from them yet, is it safe to assume I haven't got it? Should I hold out hope they'll contact me today or does that never happen?

>>35701994
Why would you not wait? If they haven't contacted you by the day of the interview it's not going to happen but any point before that is fair game.

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>tfw watching a german chick's vlogs and she has a really cute accent

>>35702044
Fair say, it's just never been left this late for any other job I've applied for
I'm getting fucking spun by this job because I really want it

>>35702111
What kind of job is it? Is it some shitty retail one where they'd be disorganised or is it a corporate one where HR has their thumb up their arse?

Diarrhea and constipation, not the best combination at 3:30am.

>>35702162

not the best combination any time 2bdesu my m8

Ffs just realised it's 3.30. Supposed to got to the shops and be back in time to watch movies with immuto tomorrow. This is too much pressure.

>>35697196
>"Hey kids want some free pizza? I've got loads in the van"

>>35702160
Closer to the second option
It's a position in a charity organisation

>>35702171
Small house + thin walls + middle of the night + burning liquid shit = a very unhappy robot.

>tfw the sun is rising in 2 and a half hours
Just kill me

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>>35702286
>+4 minutes each day

I love the sun, hate winter.

>>35702286

yep, its gonna be another year of going to bed in broad daylight everynight

>used to be super slim, great frame
>had great abs, popular with the few girls I knew
>fell for the /fit/ meme
>now have bigger legs and gained about 20 pounds of fat
>still obsessed with getting stronger

still haven't learned my lesson
just fuck my shit up

>>35702286
>work in 4 hours
>been running 2-4 hours a sleep a night for the past week

think it's going to kill me desu

>>35702379

so you look like chris hoy?

>>35702434
nah, chris hoy looks way better than I do
he has visible abs

>>35702379
>used to be a skinny bitch
>now a fucking beast
Why you complaining?

How much money do yous reckon there is in childrens books? I'm guessing you don't have to be a very good author since you're writing basic sentences and not using big words. The hardest part would be the drawings but how hard can drawing cartoon pictures be

>>35702239
>Small house + thin walls + middle of the night
Sorry for your shitting woes, I have problems with these myself. Its become impossible to sleep because my flatmate snores so fucking loudly all night that it has made me nocturnal.

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>tfw sexually obsessing about my less than average flatmate
What is wrong with me?

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>>35702528
You have reached the point where even your fantasies are settling.

>>35702528
Ever since I was a kid I had a thing for ugly-average girls lads, why? I have no fucking idea. It all started vaguely when I was about 6 and had a 'crush' on a girl actor in what I'm sure was an Arnie movie. This is all been fucking repressed and is all coming back now, I forget the movie and the actor but I'm going to try and find it

>>35702594
She's not attractive but boy does she have a good personality.
>>35702669
I've never really be a fan of conventionally attractive women but this is going lower than usual

>>35702528
Your expectations are coming back down to earth now.

>>35702488
If it has wide enough appeal, the BBC could turn it in to an animated special for Christmas Day

>>35702669
>had a 'crush' on a girl actor in what I'm sure was an Arnie movie.
Could be the daughter from commando

>>35702701
It fucking is. She looks way younger than I remember

>>35702695
They never left the troposphere

>>35702488
Children's books are a lot harder than you think. You have to compromise on the language in a way that doesn't make the book read like a patronising mess, while also finding a way to hold the attention of a child, the most notoriously easily distracted creature on earth.

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>>35702669
I have similar taste. I think that in that area of ugly-average you hit a sweet spot of high cuteness that overshadows the ugliness.

>>35702792
Average girls usually have much better personalities. Much more compatible with us.

>>35702774
I really need to rewatch the episode of Black Books where Bernard and Manny try and write a childrens book now.

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>>35702823
>Much more compatible with us.
That is also what I tell myself as I lie alone in my bed as well.

How often do you lads brush your teeth? Once a day at best here.

>>35702894

sometimes 3 times in a day, sometimes not for a week, i live on the edge laddy

>>35702826
Motherfucker, now I do too.

>>35702894
Whenever I need to go to work or go out tbqh, only in the morning though, really should start brushing at night too

>>35702894
Either twice a day or I leave it till I can smell my own foul breath

>>35702894
Every few days in the shower due to my sensory issues.

>>35702894
Once a day, 4-5 days a week. I know I will regret in a few years but I just can't bring myself to give a shit any more.

>>35703055
It's a stereotype that we have shit teeth so we might as well live up to it.

/canadafeel/ dead after six hours.

/britfeel/ remains king.

>>35703096
Awww, and they were doing so well.

>>35703096

no one can beat us for being complete and utter failures at life, even /danefeel/ only lasted a few hours

>>35703131
/danefeel/ wouldn't have worked because this is an english language board and we do better than /canadafeel/ because we have almost double their population.
A /usfeel/ would fall flat on it's face because that's to generalised for an american website. Their feels are the norm

>>35703131
only small island nations have feels in high enough concentrations to sustain a thread without running dry or resorting to childish shitflinging like /amerifeel/

perhaps /japfeel/ would have some success if they didn't have 2ch to themselves

>2chan has entire boards dedicated to horses and mahjong
Fucking japs man

>>35703379
I am just imagining people constantly posting pictures of horses from anime and being told to fuck off back to their own board because this board is for real horse pictures.

>>35703483
Well it's dedicated to horse racing specifically. It's such a fucking culture shock. Half of the boards don't seem to make sense. You've got camping equipment, bicycles, motorbikes and then porn for about for links

>>35703379
4chan has an entire board dedicated to public transport, been here for years and had no idea it existed, blew my mind

>>35703540
There are boards on here that I haven't even ventured in. It's kind of bizarre

>>35703540
I remember when this place used to have secret boards that weren't listed in the index

I never did figure out what /5/ was about

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Okay. I've explored all of 2chan now and for the life of me I can not work out what half the boards are about.
They had one dedicated to this art style and another dedicated to it but in a pornographic sense I think

>>35703853
Some of the shit there is hilarious

I was just looking through the Sony board, going through a thread full of intense discussion, and there was a single post with a picture of the nintendo switch and the text "dog"

>>35703920
It's bizarre. There is one board with a single image of a cartoon trap simply with the word "penis" written next to it

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>>35704017
They have a board solely dedicated to cats, I like it

>>35704070
It does seem comfy in places albeit slow. Shame I don't speak the language

>>35704088
Even if you did you wouldn't be able to post

Non-japanese IPs are blocked from posting on 2ch

>>35704138
A vpn might work though. It'd be a tad annoying but would work

>>35704138
>tfw 2chan has stronger immigration protocols than the EU

this site would be better if they blocked yanks from posting tbqh

REAL NIGGA OUTS WHO TF UP?

SMASH DAT MF LYKE BUTTAN

>>35704715
*smashes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bp8CsE_k1MA

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>>35704715
GOTTA GET THAT MF GRIP BUTTON

https://youtu.be/bZKVuOYg6DY

where my brevs at pham

Tooth is still killing me lads.

The dentist online appointment thing wont work either so i either wait and phone at 9am to see what they have or i chance it and turn up there at 9am and see if they give me a walk in.

>>35705503
I wish you luck and relief, lad.

>>35705503
Rinse mouth with warms salt water.

Just want to crawl back into bed and die. Jobs are shit down bother. Not even like mine is hard work and I hate it.

REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU NEED LIKE 3 DIFFERENT DOCUMENTS TO GO TO A NEW DENTIST FFFFFFFFFFF

Fuck Britain and fuck British people

>>35706773
nooooo
why you being like this bro. britain and it's people love you. c'mon man.
we looooove you

>>35706820
You really mean it?

just had blood taken to check my hormones and see if I have low testosterone or I'm turning queer

Does any lad want to paypal me 35 quid

I want to buy my friend something to say thanks for always being my mate but I'm broke..

>>35695309
>Mummy May Delivers Edition
She'll deliver you to hell if you don't hang her soon enough, lad.

>>35706856
Just suck his dick innit.

>>35706867
If he was gay I would, but he's not into men, and I'm not a girl or a girl (male)

>>35706882
It's not gay if ur just doing it to show appreciation though, innit.

>>35706828
yeah. i mean there was bad things said but, we're still willing to show you love lad

>>35706896
Can I just suck you off for the money?

>>35706907
I'll give you money if you kill yourself, faggot.

>>35706925
Give me the money first and I'll kill myself on Skype for you.

>>35706705
>tfw booked an appointment at a new dentist and they had all forms there already
>needed 1 form of I'D
>>35705503
I've had to wait a month for an appointment. Finally get a 60GBP deep clean next week.

>>35706937
Posts feets

>laying in my warm bed
>heads peeking out
>windows open
>occasional cold breeze on my face while i listen to the rain
>stroking my todger a bit

its a nice morning lads, shame i need a poo tho

>>35707115
Very jealous. Enjoy it while you can

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>tfw no nazi gf

post waifu lads

>tfw no robot bf to cuddle in bed and watch columbo with

>>35707221
don'tworry i'm sure the japanese are working on bang bots and cuddle bots

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>tfw,ring work to tell them i'll not be in for another 2 week, while at the same time searching nyaa for something to fap to
feelsgoodman.jpg

How do you britbots feel about your wages being taken from for some granny to sip tea all day in a big ass mansion with 24/7 guards and her chad grandson to go party all over the world?

>mothers day an sunda

Fuck lads. Need to get something.

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Right, going to try sleep lads. wish me luck

spent almost all day for the last 3 days sleeping in a depressive haze but now i've got a sudden burst of optimism and i'm looking at excercise routines and buying stuff

maybe i'll actually do something this time

>>35707356
Really glad to hear that bud, well done on breaking out of your haze!
Sweet dreams and rest well, don't forget to get some food too!
also stop calling yourself a burden

>>35707352
>>mothers day an sundae
ah, so that's why she asked if i wanted to go with them for a meal
feel a bit bad i laughed and said no
woopsie

>>35707301
That's some extreme efficiency sneklad. Made me smile

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I'm like 95% gay but dark tights or thigh highs make my bone grow

got to leave the house in hour a half

at least i getting pay for this

>tfw gonna cosplay as ryu
>there are NO physical fucking shops in manchester, the 2nd fucking biggest city in england

HOW THE FUCK CAN THERE NOT BE A PHYSICAL KARATE + MMA + BOXING STORE IN THIS FUCKING CITY? HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

NO I NEED TO HAVE IT FUCKING MEASURED AND TAILORED

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Off i go
;_;

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I've got a week off work and so far I've done nothing.

Not keen on brown people if I'm being honest

>>35707680
and you're upset at that?
poor wagie, mr shekellstein really has done a job on you.
off work and still desiring to be productive.
don't be upset lad, you're doing nothing :),that's what you're meant to do on time off.
t. fellow wagie,

>>35698543
it's the ideal robot version of r9k with out the outside normies, lgbt, roasties etc
it should be uncomfortable for people displaying normie behaviours

the only thing keeping me coming back to r9k is brit feel t b h lads you're alright

>>35707680
Didn't know there was another way to spend time off

Got a dentist appointment at 12 lads.

Hope it's not a Paki.

Going to weatherspoons after my work shift. What should I get and with what pint?

Fuckin Vodaphone upping my contract by a quid. This is shit

>>35708183
currently paying 53 quid a month for my phone contract lad

Any robots in Scotland up for getting their dick sucked while they play videogames

Petty sure I am just prison gay but I am so lonely

>>35708188
bagpipe niggers out

>>35708192
We prefer to be called haggis niggers

Top of the morning lads.

Sleeping pattern is much better, yesterday slept about 12-1 and laid in til 12pm, today I did the same and was awake with a healthy boner just after ten. Nofap still stronk.Therapy been going well. Hoping to return to work soon, although nervous AF. How's everyone else doing? Aside from being lonely and isolated as shit life is OK here for now..

>>35708150
Ultimate burger and a Doom Bar lad

>>35708150
Whatever ale suits your mood pal. If its sunny I'd go for a blonde and if its dour out get a dark brown. I wouldn't trust their stouts.

>>35699344
New chappelle show? sauce plz!?

>>35708150
Empire State burger
Two 6oz beef patties, American cheese slices, maple-cured bacon. Served with chips and six onion rings.
and a couple bottles of doom bar(saw them on their menu page) ask if they do sharps atlantic. same company as does doom bar, it's proper nice

Who /McDonald's Monopoly/ here?

>>35708248
Why wouldn't you trust their stouts?

>>35708248
I swear half the time I go to Spoons the Guinness line is frozen

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Went and watched pic related the other day, made me feel really down. How are the Japanese so good at coming up with these high school love stories? Your name was the same.

Pretty sure life in Japan is nothing like these cartoons.

>tfw no qt deaf gf