Why do women think it's beta if you eat their pussy?

>>35693880
Are you fucking retard?????
Women do not think eating pussy is beta, stupid submales are the ones that thinks that way!

No that's a dumb meme
also eating pussy is gud

If you aren't getting anything back then that is beta

Because it's submissive as fuck you're literally just licking her stinky vagina for her pleasure while you get none

>>35693880
because women don't like to see the men that they deemed dominant and worthy of claiming them in such a submissive position

>>35693880
Why do you keep posting this thread? Women love getting eaten out.

>>35693880
Because it's alpha to eat ass

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>>35693880
>tfw you will never be forced to eat your gf's pussy in public when no one is looking
just kill me lads

>>35694218
that sound pretty hot tbqhonest,

>>35694145
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>>35694174
>virgins LARPing spotted

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>have eaten ass
>have eaten pussy
>got head

im sure the most of you havn't seen a vagina to begin with

>>35693880
> women think it's beta if you eat their pussy
> citation needed

>>35694277
>im sure the most of you havn't seen a vagina to begin with
I sure didnt.
t. 24 khv anon.

>>35694381
How have you never even been kissed? Some girls stopped me once when I was leaving a club to ask me for directions. One of them drunkenly asked to kiss me because I was cute. It was that easy.

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>>35693880
What, are we supposed to carve it out of them to eat it?
What fucktard latent homofag told you this stupid shit?

>>35694277
just for you information, i am able to access pictures of vagines on the interwebs. good night my good sir,

>>35694501
>How have you never even been kissed?
Buddy, i'm ugly and spergy. That's all you need to remain khv forever. Besides i dont live in usa, there's not much of opportunity to get "events" like you.

>>35694197
You're speaking my Deutsche anon.

>>35694172
beta singleton detected
>stinky
>vagina

smells like heaven bro. You sure she cleans down there?

>>35693880
Do women think it's beta? Ask any reasonable human being with at least some merit and they'll tell you it's deviant behavior.

Anyone else done dirty stuff in public? I've gotten road head and played with my gfs clit while at a Sonic

>>35693880
A woman's goal in life to make the most alpha male possible beta for just her.

Women don't think that, men do. Almost all this alpha-beta dichotomy comes from men. Women generally don't care, their own wants and desires are more important.

>>35694597
don't be surprised, literally no woman genuinely thinks its even beta, unless it's a ''woman'' trolling on r9k. so clearly that innocent robot will have those thoughts/delusions.

>BUT YOU DON'T GET ANY PLEASURE

1. Nosebox full of pheromones
2. Satisfaction of knowing I can make someone cum (harder than you'd think)
3. She can literally suck my dick at the same time
4. Can tie her up while I do it and overstimulate-torture if I want

>>35694700
>Satisfaction of knowing I can make someone cum
I guess this is good feeling.

>>35694700
I do this to my gf, she pushes me away when I give her too much stimulation but I hold her tiny woman body down and keep going

>>35693880
>women think it's beta if you eat their pussy
Wait, hang on. Is that true? Because my girlfriend and I go back and forth when it comes to oral and we love it. I can get her to orgasm with just my tongue. It's pretty fucking hot to have her legs buckle and squeeze my face when she does.

I don't think it's for one to get oral and not the other. Gotta share.

>>35693880
they don't
you just couldn't find their clit
and probably didn't even finger their G-spot
B E T A

Cunnilingus is beta as fuck, even other men will tell you that much. Except for the weird subby masochist, but they also think wearing chastity and prepping the bull isn't beta.

>>35694700
I edge by eating the gf out; get extremely hard from making her cum like 3 times in a row and then cum thrice as hard in her mouth when, in exhange, she gives me the s u c c

>>35693880
yes, that's what makes it hot, making a man into my beta bitch
definitely wouldn't marry someone who'd degrade himself though

>>35695914
No woman EVER said that, just pathetic ass lame men like you.
Keep virgin loser.

>>35695815
This; eating a grill out is only as dom or sub as you want it to be. I throw her on the bed/pin her down/lock her legs in place when she tries to squirm around from stimulation. She goes all fetal position, swoons, and all clingy when it's done; feels breddy gud.

>>35694174
>>35694172
>>35694145

Sex is more than just domination, for the most part. It's a dance; you're just as vulnerable as she is, the only thing establishing a power structure being the shape of appendages. Alpha or beta or not, a female you're with will be much more sexually satisfied if you're good at cunnilingus

Then again you guys are probably just trolls, and highme is just proving his stupidity by replying to you. I gotta quit weed

>>35694566
That's no excuse. Ugly ass niggas can get girls too. You can't let a defeat put you down or else it'll start infecting everything else you do. You start exuding a dread aura. Girls can smell that shit out almost instantly.

>>35693880
Because if you offer it you're a beta cuck. It's just like sucking dick. Degrading and disgusting.

>>35693880
depends on the position and why

All oral sex is sodomy, Anon. Sodomy is a sin.

Because it is you beta faggots

Because it is.

Deal with it, beta.

>>35693880
We don't...? Where did you get that idea?

>>35694597
>smells like heaven bro
Virgin detected

>>35693880
i cant help but see the irony in this picture. here we have a man in his red wing iron ranger boots, his raw denim and t shirt, embracing his masculine american male heritage , and yet there he is on his knees like a servant doing one of the most beta and degrading things imaginable.

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>>35693880
>Why do women think it's beta if you eat their pussy?
Women don't, just other betas.

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>>35696026
>Implying you're a woman
Stop this.

>>35694029
wtf is up with your typing style? Shut the fuck up

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>>35696829
>all this beta cope
No woman wants a submissive man in the long run, you pitiful virgins

>>35696944
t. Khv virgin manlet

I'd rather smell cute stinky girl girl feet. But I know that in the long run, it would be better if I ate cute girl pussy.

>>35696944
>you pitiful virgins
Most of these people either have or likely have had sex if they're talking about their experiences preforming oral.

Projection much?

>>35696944
Please stop trolling on here. You are directly contributing these robots' self esteem issues and unhealthy sexual perspectives.

>>35694597
My dude, vaginas don't smell like heaven unless you're some kind of olfactory fetishist who loves that dank body smell.

>>35696837
that is clearly not raw denim you retard

>>35697247
/fa/'s autism has been triggered

>>35693880
The only beta thing here is the guy standing back taking a pic of this dude licking his girls pussy instead of joining in

>>35696583
>You start exuding a dread aura. Girls can smell that shit out almost instantly.
It's already happening. Unless some miracle happens, nothing is going to change because to get confidence you need experience and to get experience you need confidence.

>>35697793
This is exactly the type of shit I'm talking about. STOP THINKING LIKE THAT. Go out and fucking socialize. You at least need to make some friends if you want to make any progress.

>>35693880
i would rather eat ass than i would eat pussy, then again i've never done either

is the slime really that bad, how hard is it to just push out

It always triggers the shit out of me when I see this on /r9k/

Women want you to eat their pussy, idiot. I don't understand how you can have so much autism that you think going down on a girl as foreplay makes them look down on you because it's submissive or something.

The only situation I can see this being beta in is if you were eating the girl's pussy and she didn't get you off or anything.

>>35698127
>Women want you to eat their pussy, idiot
no, we really don't, guys are terrible at oral

>I don't understand how you can have so much autism that you think going down on a girl as foreplay makes them look down on you because it's submissive or something.
they're the closest to the truth

They don't. Eat it properly and they'll never let you go

>>35698176
Prove your girl

>>35698195
prove I'm not fgt

>>35698176
maybe you just had bad luck. for a pretty long time I couldn't not find a woman that could give a decent head.
On the other hand it took me quite a while to git gud at eating out too but it was damn worth it to learn it.

>>35693880
they don't, they love a good eat out, they just think you're a little bitch if you do it while whining like a little bitch.

>>35696131

enjoy your thr0at cancer

>>35698176
>it's a foolish virgin pretends to be a woman on r9k episode

Now that we're on this topic...

I ate a girl out once. After a few minutes I found a way to make her squirm so I started going more intensely at it, but after a while my tongue was sore as fuck. She wanted me to keep going but my tongue hurt. I even had a bruise on it the next day.

I must've been eating her pussy for 10-15 minutes. Is this normal?

>>35697892

If it leads to eating pussy it's the opposite of progress.

>>35698176

I've heard girls laughing about it before. How often do you talk about it with your friends? I couldn't tell if they were attention whoring or just laughing about her boyfriend who eats pussy.

>>35698177

She'll still fuck guys who know how to use something better than his tongue. The pussy eater zone is worse than the friend zone meme.