>You will never plow this woman why even live

>>35693234
>>You will never plow this woman

god dammit OP you fucking dickhead i didn't ask for these feels

>>35693234
i get dubs and traps are officially banned from the internet

>>35693234
I hate female comedians

>look at me I am a human too

>>35693234
>woman

so fuckin originel

>>35693354
She was never funny, but god I want to blow my load on her face

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>>35693234
>watching the office
>it's a mindy kaling's HUGE FAT ASS episode

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>>35693405
christ those FUCKING HIPS

Is that David's girlfriend in 40 year old virgin?

I'd rather poo in the loo

Not exactly Natalia Poklonskaya

>>35693234
the fuck do you see in her, her face looks like a malfunction and her entire body is wack out of proportion. plus poisoning your bloodline with Pajeet should be a capital offense.

>>35693679
I have no idea
I just know I want to ruin her

>>35693679
She's sexually attractive in an ugly way.

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>>35693234
>You will never lick the sweat from Mindy Kaling's delicious brown armpits

Why go on

>>35694022
Wait anon, you mean that there's a way to be so pretty and cute-looking that you end up being unattractive or undesirable?

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>>35694187
No, you got that flipped

Hot in an ugly way is like attached

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>You will never rub her QT Indian soles after a long day of work

What is this pain

>>35694230
But it will be blow-minding to find a woman so pretty and cute that you wouldn't even touch it. Ugly attractive girls are quiet common, so I did get you at first.

>>35694321
>But it will be blow-minding to find a woman so pretty and cute that you wouldn't even touch it.
Ehh, that's kinda similar sentiment to when people say "she's too hot for porn" or whatever, isn't it?

>>35694446
Yea, or "too pretty to fuck", when the girl just seems too delicate to handle a fuck.

>>35694499
Sometimes it's not even a matter of delicacy: they just look like they'd be a hassle to be around because they're so impossibly attractive. Her life and perception of the world would be completely different from yours by virtue of looking like a celestial being sent down from the heavens to bless the dirt-shoveling commoners with her beauty.

No, thank you. There's no scenario in which I could ever feel at peace around a literal 10/10

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>>35693234
>you will never suck on Mindy Kaling's cute little desi toes

why are we still here

>>35694575
Why not? Imagine living with someone as gorgeous by inside and outside, it would be a pleasure to wake up and see her at your side. I bet those women see outside of beauty, because they are already beautiful. Also, it's well said, that when you achieve beauty at outside, you feed the beauty of inside (knowledge, culture, music, arts...)

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>You will never spread Mindy's legs and eat her curry cunt