A girl talked to me today guys, in the end she even said ''Bye

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>>35691932
>Two Stacies and a Rachel stood in line behind me at the uni coffee shop.

Well howdy-do my fellow chads

>>35692048
wtf is a Rachel

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>>35691932
>girl looks over at me when I drop a can of tomato soup in the supermarket

so this is the life of chad

>>35692154
>wtf is a Rachel

The quirky girl of the bunch

>mommy gave me kissies when i went to school like a big boy
finally got a taste of the chad life, at only 27 years old!!

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>>35691932
Picked up Stacie's pencil in class today and she said thanks.
I guess this is how it feels to be a chad

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>went to a physical
>doctor was female
>she touched my cock and balls and also looked at my butthole

Don't mind me just a turbochad passing through

>>35692271
>The quirky girl of the bunch

Every Rachel I have ever met was a boring, generic 5/10 normie girl

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>>35691932
>female TA handed my essay back and our hands touched

oh how sweet it is, the life of chad

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>>35691932
>girl lent me highlighter today without me even asking

feels good to be chad

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>doing a group project with three girls
>got all their emails and numbers

Robots will never understand

>>35691932
That's a small feet. Someone probably a quarter of your age sat four seats away from me today and he was surrounded by women who were all talking to him. Then he left for the bus, and so did one friend who was neighbouring him.

I was otherwise occupied but I noticed that. I think they'll become a couple soon.

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>>35691932
>girl sat next to me in the bus

Hello chads of r9k !

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>girl beside me asked me to repeat the professors question
superior hearing, superior chad coming through

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>girl told me to pass her a piece of paper
>gave her my whole notebook
am i a gentleman or what guys

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>girl look at me when i enter the bus

NOW I CAN SEE
NOW I CAN FIGHT

>dads gf didbt yell at me today

Only chads can cuck their own dads like this

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>>35691932
The pope gave me a pat on the back and congratulated me in the success of our Crusade

You could say Im a pretty big deal

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>tfw backtraced /r9k/'s IP addresses and now consequences will never be the same

Im the talk of the office lads

>Handed a gril her water bottle in class
>"Thanks buddy"
How do you do, my fellowChads