>tfw no sporty gf to motivate me to not be /lazy/

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK

xcxz

>>35691738
I no longer want this after I realized that the laziness is inherent. I have no intrinsic motivation. As soon as someone else isn't compelling me to do something, I quit and go back to a lazy neet life. Eventually she'd get tired of cracking the whip when she realized that I'd stop moving the moment she let up.

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>>35691738
Maybe you need to stop being /lazy/ and the sporty gf will come after.

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>tfw no thicc fit girl that helps me laze around which results in me becoming so much weaker compared to her that I'm basically powerless and also extremely depended on her.

>>35691738
>tfw fit, athletic gf

The sex is incredible as well

>>35693453
GET OUT!!!11!!11!!1!

bf was supposed to do stuff with me today but he didn't get up on his own so I let him sleep in before wake up call. We're doing stuff tomorrow. I inline skate on my own. It's fun

>>35692243
Yeah, running can make me fart. So I wear a thong to muffle it.

>>35693873
but you're a fat dude

>>35693404
Sounds unhealthy. Like she's sabotaging you so you have no hope of getting someone else when she cucks you.

>>35693903
I'm somewhere between twink and otter

if average girls expect guys to be ottermode to be attracted to them, fit girls will probably only date you if you're pinning steroids on the sly

>>35693967
It's really more about status/income. If you earn at least as much as her, ottermode is usually enough.

>tfw chubby gf inspires me to keep chasing gains and keep her attracted/slightly afraid

I had one, and it was terrible.
She always insisted on some dumb shit, like whenever I took her out we'd end up walking for hours because " she doesn't like sitting for too long." Also she'd get mad if I don't want to play tennis with her, even though I'm terrible at tennis. Not to mention calorie counting and getting mad when I drink alcohol. She also tried to get me to start running, but she'd get pissed because I get tired quickly, so she gave up soon.
She was actually a really chill person, but her obsession with health and sports was kinda a deal breaker.

>>35694110
My bf is 20 pounds overweight and can run a 7 minute mile. What's your excuse for being unable to keep up with a woman?

>>35694310
No excuse, anon. I hate running and avoid it at all costs.

>>35693453
One day, if life is good to me, I'll get to sleep with an attractive woman.

If life isn't as good as it could be, but still pities me, I will get to kick the shit outta you

>>35694596
Most robot post on /r9k/ right now.

>>35694310
Cardio kills gains

Shoo shoo, gains goblin!

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>>35691738
>tfw no /fit/ amazonian gf to bully me for being a tiny little boy

why even live?

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>>35696181
amazonian matriarchy when

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>>35696415
Don't all the girls from that game die horribly?

>>35697119
i only found that image from /v/, it's a game?

>>35697231
I forgot what it's called, but it's a VN where the girls get raped and killed in horrible ways. They're like witches or some shit and everyone captures them and tortures them to death.

>>35697488
sounds like shit

now if those girls captured and raped and murdered puny men it would be pretty cool

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>>35694310
I'd lap him ;)