/r9k/ e-dating: fembot edition

I don't even know how to get to know any
i'd love to but how do you even get in contact

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I literally just want a girl who will talk to me.

Is that even possible? i think most of the fembots are just gays playing their little fantasy.

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>>35690866
I don't know where else to say this. I talked to a young lonely girl from finland who had a terrible childhood and was alone in a hospital. She had no fostercare or anything. I contacted her because in a thread she seemed really desperate for contact and was very lonely.

The last message I got from her was on Sunday where she said her illnesses were getting worse. Her birthday was that Monday...

God, leave her out of this. Don't do this. Every girl I talk to ends up ghosting me, but killing someone is an actual human life. Don't. Make her be alright please.

>>35690927
I honestly think it's the other way around. I've met a lot of gays and very few of them seem like lurkers. If you go on /lgbt/ it seems like everyone there is a girl.

>>35690866
I met a girl on omegle a few years ago. We play video games every weekend and do sex RPs sometimes. I have no aspirations of it becoming anything beyond that, so its pretty nice.

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>>35690866
There isn't one and I have no contact with any. And I probably couldn't even get in contact with one. I couldn't use something like omegle.

I would like to have a nice girl to chat to but she'd be chatting to at least a dozen other guys at the same time and that ruins it.

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Main fembot: Cute Classical History PhD chick from PNW. Cute as fuck, not a slut, white, good natured, forgiving. We're planning to meet up in a few months.

Side fembot no. 1: Asian girl from my home state. Typical nerdy interests, daddy issues, often really unhappy.

Side fembot no. 2: Girl who lives two states away and I go see when I have long weekends because she lives in a really beautiful part of the country and we have fun fucking and just chilling out together and going on long walks.

Main fembot doesn't know about both side fembots. Side fembot no. 2 knows about main fembot, but not side fembot no. 1. Side fembot no. 1 doesn't know about side fembot no. 2 or main fembot and thinks we're in a real relationship.

>tfw you've become one of those guys who is really protective of his phone

Can any anons recommend any privacy apps for cheating?

I have a real gf. The only fembots I talked to were friends or orbited me. E-dating is gay and lame.

>>35691031
You're horrible.
t. fembot

>>35690866
>Be me
>Meet a girl
>like her
>Talk with her often
>Time passes
>Randomly messages me and says that i'm her best friend and that she likes me very much
>Asks me to hang out with her
>Meet her
>Everything went nice she said it was nice and asked me if i wanted to come to her party

Don't know what i should do now.

>>35691031
Yeah, i can recommend you to GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>35690866
>"""fembot"""
oh dang dude, my fucking sides, dawg

>>35691050
Recognize the signs of an Oscar. If he gets lewd quickly or wants to meet up or wants to show his face without you asking for it, instablock.

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>>35690944
A fembot I had legitimately fallen head over heels for did this to me a couple of weeks ago anon, she'd want to chat on skype every other night, exchanged nudes, wanted to meet up at some point, were around the same age, looked like a qt pixie and then bam, fucking GHOSTED out of nowhere.

I guess this is my karma for being a bit degenerate and promiscuous when I was younger. Damn you H. God damn you. I've met with so many girls off of this site, I've even slept with a number of them, but nobody ever touched me the way you did.

>>35691031
>live down the road from PNW
Feels passive man.

>>35691031
I really do hope you die as soon as possible.

>tfw fembots "accidentally" snap you lewds and nudes
>"Oops teehee, that wasn't meant for you."

>>35691031
Whether you guys like to believe it or not. There are a good number of fembots who come here. And they are all getting taken by guys like this. The /soc/ infiltrators, the ones who jump to try and get contact info at the first site of a fembot post.

The fembots then inevitably get hurt and become more and more jaded.

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Had an internet crush going for a fembot late last year. Not sure what to say about her. She has a good career and is a crypto-conservative. She had a lot of cool stories about travelling.

She hasn't been on Skype in forever(probably made a new account) but I'm just happy she expanded my mind a bit(didn't think I was still capable of having crushes at my age and she was a race I'm not usually interested in).

I hope she's doing well.

>>35691050
Could you ever forgive a man for cheating, or is it too much?

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>>35691077
I'm not in love with her. We talked for 2 days, she was young, really quirky and bubbly. She bought a plush dog and named it after me after just knowing my name. But she had a terrible past and it left many scars and issues on her.

I hope she is okay. This is beyond romance or a girlfriend or nudes. This is a human life of a girl that was too kind that deserved nothing that happened to her.

>>35691050
That's what you want. He gets 3 fembots for a reason

>>35691113
>inevitably get hurt and become more and more jaded
Must be nice being delusional.

>>35691058
You go to the party.

You'll just wallow in regret if you don't take her up on it. Leave early if you want.

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y'all a bunch of whiny homogays, why would a woman want to talk to you?

even Angela prefers Chad

>>35691113
You're probably right. They likely get fooled by the "post your face" threads.

No-one posting pics of themselves on this site is a robot. Anyone who does is an attention-seeking normal and going after them will just get you the kind of treatment anyone would get from any attention-seeking normal.

>>35691127
If it makes you feel any better I think I know where you're coming from. Do you have a sort of savior/white knight attitude towards genuinely vulnerable, messed up women with bad pasts?

I can't hate women like that, even though /r9k/ hates a lot of them. When you listen to a woman tell you about her shitty past and just how much crap a lot of them put up with (sexual abuse and harassment, rape, violent partners/family, cripplingly low physical self-esteem etc) you can't help but feel a massive outpouring of empathy.

Women are just so naive and vulnerable, even in their 20s. They need to be taken care of and loved.

>>35691175
Congratulations, I threw up a little

I just can't tell what this girl wants.

She claims to enjoy talking to me, but takes no initiative in conversation and only speaks when spoken to. She seems resistant to doing anything together. Doesn't help she lives a couple thousand miles away.

>>35691193
>takes no initiative in conversation and only speaks when spoken to

Is it the first girl youve ever spoken to online? All of them are like this.

>>35691146
You're probably right.

I will ask her.

>>35691175
She was 16 anon. A kid who had no family, was abused. Her fostercare kicked her out.

She took an age typing up a response but that's because she said everything she wanted to say in one go. She used lots of smileys and exclamation points. It was so innocent and childlike. And now she could be gone.

>>35691193
It's comforting to keep the illusion of some ersatz relationship simulation going because there's no IRL risk to it all, by risk I don't just mean physical risk but emotional risk too.

That's why she is hesitant to meet despite seeming interested. She's hesitant to make this whole "simulation" become reality, even if it does seem like it has its upsides probably because she's afraid of getting hurt.

Fembots could probably clarify what "afraid of getting hurt" actually means better though.

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>this thread

so original

>>35691074
I recognise them fine and haven't fallen for anyone like that, but it's still shitty what you/they do knowingly.
>>35691120
Depends a lot on circumstance.
>>35691142
I don't want that and he wouldn't get me.

>>35691193

In my experience this means they're not interested. If they like you, conversation won't feel like pulling teeth.

Sorry, bro.

>>35691215
Most of the other girls I've befriended from here will at least occasionally ask what I'm up to or how I'm doing, or come
to me with their problems.

>>35691261
>Depends a lot on circumstance.

If you were married for 10 years and had 2 kids and it was an affair with his secretary for 6 months, let's say.

>>35691265
She's said some things that indicate she might like me, but other things which balance it out.

>>35691050
>>35691261
>tfw have normie gf and also a "gf" from r9k I bully into sending lewds
What you gunna do about it?

>>35690866
>e-dating

Full fucking retard. Any girl who spends any decent amount of time online is being smothered in thirsty cock. There are no exceptions to this.

Any time you decide to talk to one you are directly competing with at least a dozen other dudes for her attention. If you fail to entertain her you will be dropped. You are expendable to her, there is a line of guys behind you waiting to take your place.

>>35691175
I know how that feels. It's a warped fatherly instinct. You just want to look after her because she's cute and feminine.

It's unrealistic, of course. And women will take advantage of that.
Might have helped to have grown up with a sister. Would've stomped that instinct right out.

>>35691367
Imagine if IRL you approached a girl and tried to talk to her. But then she is swarmed by 15 guys all trying to interrupt you. That is essentially what is happening when you try to talk to a girl online.

>>35691370
Did you grow up with a sister then?

And you're quite right of course. It's warped paternal instinct. Shit sucks how potent it still is though. Then again I'm older than most robots.

>>35691120
No-one should ever forgive someone for intentionally, actively cheating.

Cheating should always be grounds for breakup. In the case of divorce, adultery should be reason enough to break any alimony agreement or splitting of resources.

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>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>The closest femanon I've talked to was three hours away
>All the ones I get along with turn out to live on the other end of the continent

ive been talking to a innathawoods girl who i have no idea what she was doing on r9k and why shes talking to a loser like me i want to marry this girl but i would have to live in the middle of nowhere

>>35691425
Get enough disposable money to turn it into a holiday of sorts. Girl in another city? Then make a trip of it and get her to show you around.

>>35691422
Yeah the long term result is worse. You're depriving your kids of a real family environment by becoming a single mother willingly.

> tfw could probably get femanons to chat with but refuse to use botnets that can record and listen in to your chats

>>35691193
She is probably very shy and afraid of getting hurt, or else she is not as interested as she says but is afraid of hurting your feelings.
>>35691215
Maybe the girls you've spoken to. I initiate with everyone. I haven't as much the past week and now don't have many people who I've spoken with.
>>35691325
That's too hypothetical for me since I can't imagine myself in that situation at all with how my life is right now.
>>35691413
How old are you?
>>35691497
Everything is recorded by the surveillance state. There's no way to completely avoid it. I understand worrying about security but there's not really any option but killing yourself or going innawoods if you don't want to be a part of it, so being against it you have to live with it somewhat. No one in the NSA is going to read your data unless you give them reason to look at information they've collected on you retroactively.

>>35691533
>How old are you?

Late 20s.

>>35691058
Tell her you're busy and shitpost on r9k

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>>35691533
>or else she is not as interested as she says but is afraid of hurting your feelings.

Pls euthanize me

>>35691533
I'm not as worried about NSA as I am about the MS, Facebook, Kik employees and pajeets reading my shit. NSA wouldn't waste federal pay hours for reading autists talking to girls, random fags with a power trip would totally do it just to laugh at us.

>>35691413
Nah, no sisters. I just figure that such a paternal instinct would be practised on her and then utterly broken. Unless you had a really nice sister, or something. One with a maternal instinct right back towards you.

>older than most robots
Me too. There's this really cute, tiny 20-something woman at work. By all rights, I should be as attracted to her as every other guy is. But goddamn I just want to adopt her and pat her on the head.

>>35691031
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK OFF NORMIE take ur phone and kys with it pls

>>35691031
How do actual femanons feel when they read shit like this?

I was messaging some girl who liked bullying me. Thought she might've liked me or something since she'd started to open up to me about things in her life and whatnot, but she doesn't message me unless I message her.

Not going to get autistically upset or anything but I'm pretty sure I just misread her intentions.

a qt girl (female) that fits my exact ideal recently decided to take the initiative to go after me and add me after seeing my contact info first after she had held a crush on me for a little over a year or so. We're both KV's (though she's rejected guys before and we've both had some failed LDR's before) and live on opposite sides if the world.

does this make me a norman?

>>35691635
True they abuse their power, but there's probably a lot more interesting people than those of us on /r9k/ they'd be spying on.
>>35691686
It's terrible. It's sad reading how a lot of people on /r9k/ feel about girls and don't treat girls like people.

>>35691735
Where does she live?

And yes it does make you a normie.

there is virtually no reason for me to chat one up cause theres no reason we'll ever meet up. sucks living in such a "small" country

>>35691596
Don't assume the worst though. She is probably shy and afraid of being hurt. Most girls here are.

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>>35691686
Just makes me even more wary of men

>>35691735
>does this make me a norman?
Only after your peepee gets inside her at least once

>>35691686
feels bad man, i wanted to connect with a neetbot once only to find out he had other side fembots after claiming he didnt have friends. i dont hate all men for what he did but it still stung badly enough that i havent pursued anyone since

>>35690866
any london fembot wanna suck cock
ill do it no matter what you look like

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>>35691686
Not a girl but I'm sure it's just like when I read about roasties with orbiters; mild disdain with a pinch of anger

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>>35691031

This is pretty shitty and made me realize I'm a hypocrite and need to stop hanging out with a guy friend who likes me and sends me stuff from my Amazon wish list at least twice a month.

>>35691761
>don't treat girls like people.

What do fembots mean by this?

No, really. I've heard the "doesn't treat women like people" line before and I'm genuinely curious as to what you mean in detail.

>>35691799
I'd completely agree, but bear in mind that men can change. Sometimes a man can be a cheating asshole who plays the field and then become a decent person over time.

>>35691811
How did you find out?

>>35691886
spotted the /soc/ infiltrator.

>goes out of the way to respond to every girl who posts

top kek

>>35691933
>/soc/ infiltrator.

Well I asked girls a question specifically about how a post like that made them feel, so no shit everyone who replied was a girl.

>>35691886
>men can change. Sometimes a man can be a cheating asshole who plays the field and then become a decent person over time.
>t. cheater
cheaters are scum, they will always be scum, and I feel good knowing that my cheating ex will never have a satisfying, trusting, and fulfilling relationship with another human being because he is weak and lacks the ability to remain committed to one person

>>35691885
Sup Rachel. How are you?

>>35691761
>don't treat girls like people.
The reason many men don't treat women like people is because they do shit like date >>35691031.

They use excuses like "he's not like the others" or "he can change", totally ignoring reality.

>>35691886
Anon, cheaters don't change. They don't. They never do. They will always do it again.

Believe what you will, but they will always go back to cheating when any opportunity presents itself.

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>be a girl talking to malebot
>ask the robot for his pic
>he vanishes

What did he mean by this?

>>35691886
I found out because I lurk r9k and I saw one of his contacts posted in a thread for mentally damaged girls.

>>35691995
>t. cheater

Arguably never physically, to be honest.

>cheaters are scum

This hatred isn't good for your health tbqh fembot.

>>35691768
She lives in Australia. I'm American.

>>35692031
How did you two originally meet if not on /r9k/ then?

And was he an actual NEET?

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>>35690866
>tfw no friends
>tfw no fembot or anon to love my big belly and let me shower them with gifts
>tfw I want to settle down but I'm going to die alone

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>some robot prides himself on microanalysis and turbo meticulous nature
>math major, accuracy to a pin
>he can tell you everything about everything
>ask him for a pic
>suddenly he has amnesia

LMAOoooooooooooo

>>35691886
>What do fembots mean by this?
>No, really. I've heard the "doesn't treat women like people" line before and I'm genuinely curious as to what you mean in detail.
They don't seem to treat us like we have our own feelings, interests, thoughts, etc. Like girls are just conquests to be won, or girls are all part of some hivemind rather than individuals.
>>35692004
>The reason many men don't treat women like people is because they do shit like date
Read your own sentence, how does that make sense? The reason men don't treat women well is because some women fall for guys who don't treat women well? That logic is beyond stupid.

>add fembot from here
>end up exchanging pics
>she says im really cute
>starts sending me nudes randomly to get validation from a cute guy
>she was "e-dating" a robot during this time

>>35692077
this picture wins the internet
u win the internet

>>35690866
I only talk to one girl from this website at a time. I'm just lonely and it's nice to talk to a female really. Never found one close though so no point in me trying anything but talk.

>>35692111
>They don't seem to treat us like we have our own feelings, interests, thoughts, etc. Like girls are just conquests to be won, or girls are all part of some hivemind rather than individuals.

I get this. I'm guilty of it too, it doesn't just refer to men who think all women are a hivemind in a negative sense. Some of us have positive stereotypes we apply to all of you too (kind, gentle, good with animals and children etc) but to be fair most of these are actually true.

>>35692111
>That logic is beyond stupid.
No, open your mind and free yourself of bias.

Some men don't treat women well because MOST women fall for pieces of shit. Most is a good 90%.

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>>35692069
I met him on r9k. I dont know if he was an actual neet since I never met him. I tried talking to him everyday but sometimes he'd answer that he was sleeping, thats probably when he was talking to his side fembots

>>35692029
You'd drop him the instant you saw his pic, so he saved you both some time.

>>35692187
>I dont know if he was an actual neet since I never met him.

But he told you he was a NEET? I don't get why he'd be so open about it, if I was a NEET I'd be embarrassed.

What's your name fembot?

i kid you motherfucking not, kids.

>add a robot off r9k9
>he doesn't even know my name, age, or location
>before i can say a word he's already planning out our future - synchronized activities and matching schedule
>telling me i must prepare to be his gf

>i haven't even decided if i like him as a person
the fuck?

how are robots this delusional? or desperate? or self-unaware?

>>35690866
How do you even find girls who want to talk to you? Side fembots? What is this? How do you even have a meaningful, even non-sexual relationship with one girl?

>>35692029
Usually because he thinks he's too ugly and that you'll ghost him the second you see what he actually looks like.

>>35692222
lmao. nice quads oscar

>>35692190
marry me <3 origginol

Ahh. Looks like another thread to try and hook up with some fembots. I was waiting for this. Gonna go make some coffee and then I'll be back to do some mingling.

>>35692111
>The reason men don't treat women well is because some women fall for guys who don't treat women well? That logic is beyond stupid.
Don't you see the logic there?

Men treat women bad because women like to be treated bad.
"Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is often very sound advice. Look, it's sad, it's depressing but that's all too often how it really is.

No-one likes it but the pussy game ridiculous.

>>35692176
Shitty guys will be shitty no matter what, and there will always be women who fall for it. Do you seriously think guys only become abusive assholes who cheat on women because of PUA culture? That's so delusional and far from the truth, and if you are trying to act bad to women to get girls, that's just being manipulative and there are no excuses. Guys do the same, a lot of guys fall for shitty women who don't treat them well, it's not even a unique issue to women.

>>35691811
I talk to a bunch of femanons but they're just friends.

>>35692209
>>35692239
it saddens me that people think this way. i don't know why he'd think that. people's self perceptions will eat them alive. either that or they must have low faith in others, who aren't as shallow as they believe.

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>>35692222
This is r9k after all, there are plenty of users here who openly speak about being neet. I dont feel comfortable letting my first name out, since I know he still lurks this board too

Nice quads by the way

>>35692284
See what I wrote >>35692290.
>Men treat women bad because women like to be treated bad.
That's ridiculous. Most women just want to feel safe and loved and are really quite romantic and idealistic.
>"Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" is often very sound advice. Look, it's sad, it's depressing but that's all too often how it really is.
Girls don't want want guys who are submissive pushovers, but that doesn't mean girls want guys who treat them poorly.

>>35692321
There are way too many discrepencies between your story to be the same as my fembot, but just to make sure: when did you break off contact with this guy?

>>35692290
>if you are trying to act bad to women to get girls
I don't "try" anything. I didn't imply anything about myself.

Most men who stay with shitty women do so out of desperation. Women, on the other hand, always have some options, unless they're really fucking ugly.

>>35692316
Experience teaches people that. He probably tried chatting with a few other women, before you, online and any time pictures were exchanged, they vanished.

It's a meme that robots have zero experiences with women. Robots don't have gfs and are virgins but that doesn't mean they haven't made attempts at getting those things. They get sharply rebuffed and then stop trying.

Ever since I came here from /soc/ I've e-dated 3 fembots. And I've got 6 of them who are friends. /r9k/ is the shit.

>>35692348
It's backwards as fuck, but actual women have said they feel safer with their abusive partner who beats them. It's because he appears to be strong so they feel protected from outside threats.
It's retarded as hell but that view has been expressed by other women.

>>35692033
>Arguably
you can try to rationalize your guilt away, but you knowingly betrayed and caused potential damage/heartbreak to another human being, and what's worse is your victim was someone you were supposed to care for. doesn't matter if you never put p in v. that makes you scum
>hatred
mostly just disgust desu

>>35692231

>how are robots this delusional? or desperate? or self-unaware?

Because you just made this up

>>35692367
>I don't "try" anything. I didn't imply anything about myself.
I wasn't talking about you specifically, but English isn't very good with this. I mean more "if one tries to act bad to women" speaking about people generally.
>Most men who stay with shitty women do so out of desperation. Women, on the other hand, always have some options, unless they're really fucking ugly.
Women often feel hopeless and like we don't have options.
>>35692402
I thought you were in this thread kek. So funny.

will someone be my internet gf i'm very lonely

>>35692450
>Women often feel hopeless and like we don't have options.
That makes sense, but why hook up with someone who's obviously a piece of shit in the first place?

>>35691793

Bunch of bullshit. If an attractive guy was to message a fembot here she would be all over him and suddenly not concerned about "getting hurt"

If someone likes you they will go out of their way to spend time with you. If they dont they just dont care about you.

>>35692472
Your hope and optimism are admirable, bro.

I could sure go for an irl uk gf but it's not gonna happen.

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I just wish one of the girls I talk to would develop feelings for me. Every time I add a femanon I end up being the eunuch friend she complains about boys to.

>>35692510
>That makes sense, but why hook up with someone who's obviously a piece of shit in the first place?
Like what I said >>35692348 women are often romantic and idealistic. naivety is not a bad trait, but it's easily taken advantage of and can make people do things they will regret. the women who get hurt like that probably have not been before and their trust in others is very strong, so they don't expect someone to take advantage of or abuse them since they have what should be healthy expectations of others
>>35692518
>Bunch of bullshit. If an attractive guy was to message a fembot here she would be all over him and suddenly not concerned about "getting hurt"
most girls on /r9k/ are very hesitant around others and it doesn't matter how they look. if you want to talk about girls in general it's one thing, like on hookup apps like tinder of course you get girls going for the attractive guys fast. but that doesn't mean girls in general do and especially not 4chan girls.
>If someone likes you they will go out of their way to spend time with you. If they dont they just dont care about you.
This is true as a rule, but people can have reasons to be away or not spend time all of the time too. you also get get cases like people who are very shy and don't really know how to talk to others, but want to, you see that in guys a lot as well, especially guys here

>>35690866
>tfw no assertive or clingy fembot that keeps texting me.
I'm tired of initiating and keeping the chat going.
Also please be in europe

>>35692349
It was during November of last year.

>>35692612
THIS, except Canada pls

I just want a girl who acts like she gives a damn.

>>35692472
where do you originally live anon

First time e dateing, Tried talking to a QT last week bitch won't open up to me it's like pulling teeth but at least she's answering

>>35692661
Oh shit nigger what are you doing. Internet bfs and gfs are memes. Why would you subject yourself to this.

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A friend to meme with on meta-levels of irony, why not. A person to date? No.

I would never date someone from here, and I'm not trying to be mean. The men here are rarely gentlemen let alone know how society works. Their view of the world is severely distorted.

Imagine living among A+ family men Chads, who would make the perfect husband and are the perfect friend / human being / boyfriend / lover / etc, then coming here and seeing the swamps of men who look like [pic] trying to tell you about the world of women.

It's really fucking hard to sit through politely. They are extremely unaware. They don't know themselves and cannot see who they are.

If you look like a crusty dementor, whatever. We all know that but it can't be helped. If you wear cargo shorts, fine. I can see past that. But if you're a pompous asshole who *looks* like shit ~*AND*~ has the personality of a fucking sewage rat, I'm sorry but you need to kill yourself.

>>35692686
she wants the d m8. Fuck and chuck

>especially if the fembot is a total babe and would've upgraded your life by being in it

>project hopeless mission abort S O S

>>35692661
I live in southern california

>>35690866
She dumped me for an irl bf. Guess I didn't mean anything to her.

e-dated a few of them since I'm a shutin.

Same story for all of them. Juggling too many orbiters.

>>35692612
>I'm tired of initiating and keeping the chat going.
I know the feeling, bro. But they don't do it because there are several other guys they're already talking to. They're not going to initiate a new chat when they've already got loads going.

>>35692700
Trying bro trying to open her up so I can suggest meeting but she ain't giving me shit to work with

>>35692695
>Imagine living among A+ family men Chads, who would make the perfect husband and are the perfect friend / human being / boyfriend / lover / etc, then coming here and seeing the swamps of men who look like [pic] trying to tell you about the world of women.

I don't think all men here are like that though and I think the ones who are are really easy to initially spot and weed out, no?

The only "/r9k/ stereotype" I hit is that I'd be called a "racist" by a liberal-leaning person. But then again so would literally 90% of the entire world, so...

>>35690866
Not a "fembot" but I've been talking to this guy who picked me up from here, for like half a year. we are both khv at 20 years old, and we have similar hobbies. I kind of like him, but I don't know if he feels the same way towards me. Here's what I observed from him:
>He comes to me when he's stressed, to rant and talk
>goes out his way sometimes to help me in something
>talks about his future plans
>talks to me about his hobbies often, even if i don't know a thing about the hobby
>tried to catch my attention when I accidentally didn't reply to one of his messages
>asks for my height etc.
>says lewd things to me jokingly
>we talk almost daily

I have not enough experience with this, could this mean that he likes me? should I confess to him?

>>35692695
>Imagine living among A+ family men Chads, blah blah blah, then coming here
Why the fuck come here at all, then.

>>35692608

Those are just excuses. If a 8/10 guy messaged a girl here she wouldnt have any of those problems, she would be all over him.

I know you would do this, YOU even know you would do this. Other fembots are no different. If you like someone you will put aside your problems just to be with them. If you arent then it means you didnt care to begin with.

>>35692612
this. trying to carry a conversation with nothing is suffering.

>>35692655
What part of Canada, anon? It's a big country

>>35692695
You are a disgusting person yourself

>>35692784
yes. tell him immediately if you like him back. i'm in the same position and it would complete my fucking life.

Any midwest fembots want a hiki BF? I don't have much to offer but I'll always be online.

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>>35692781
Gosh, I wish you knew. If only you really knew. Do me a favor and get to know some of the people here on a behind-the-veil level. It's immediate.

>>35692809
I was severely mistaken. It was an accident and I am quickly escaping what I thought would lead to a fellow memelord or lord-ette crew. Or a forum of robotics. I feel like I'm on the classifieds section of "girlsaskguys.com" or the fucks on bodybuildingforums who are secretly-but-not-so-secretly homosexual.


Toodles.

>>35692938
Leave this place, femanon. Before it corrupts you. Gl.

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>tfw I know the guy I'm e-dating is cheating on me
>tfw I know I am being keked
>tfw I'm too depressed to really care to do anything about it

>>35692984
Thanks. Best wishes to you too.

>>35692836
Midwestern Ontario. The county I'm in has the highest percentage of people over 50 in the province.

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Any fembots ITT who cosplay and who would ever cosplay something this lewd?

Some random slut. I think I have a crush on her or something, but when I fap and think rationally afterwards. I don't really feel anything towards her. I just want to fuck her.

>>35693000
e-date me instead then. I'll do my best to mirror him. You'll have a non cheating e-bf.

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>>35693019
If I wasn't a skinny fat chestlet then maybe

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>>35693000
checked anyway

seriously though, get something better. if you're a fembot it isn't fucking hard.

>>35693000
[email protected]

he doesnt deserve you. pls

>[email protected]
get in the network

>>35693000
>I know the guy I'm e-dating is cheating on me

How do you know?

>>35693065
>skinny fat chestlet

Kek. Typical fembot who probably has a perfectly nice body with small tits calling herself fat. Seen it a hundred times before.

>>35693086
what is the network?

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>>35691793
I hope so, I already bought her birthday gift four months in advance.

>>35691077
>even slept with them
you dont deserve love, get the fuck off my board

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>>35692695


>A friend to meme with on meta-levels of irony, why not. A person to date? No.

Pic related is you

>If you look like a crusty dementor, whatever. We all know that but it can't be helped. If you wear cargo shorts, fine. I can see past that. But if you're a pompous asshole who *looks* like shit ~*AND*~ has the personality of a fucking sewage rat, I'm sorry but you need to kill yourself.

Oh of course. Only Chad is allowed to think highly of himself. If you arent a spineless beta who will take all the shit that normalfags give you you "have the personality of a sewage rat". He is ugly, how dare he have some self worth amirite. He needs to be a punching bag for worthless whores like you, otherwise he is literally hitler.

I honestly hope you get hit by a bus. I dont wish bad things on people usually, but in your case i honestly hope it happens

>>35693169
The girl in that pic is hot, girls like that are hot. They're crazy, daddy issues riddled things but they still get muh dick hard as diamonds.

>tfw no em to fuck

>>35693249
>tfw no em to fuck
what did he mean by this?

the only correct r9k dating couplet is an android fake-chad highly educated male and a cute post-post-post ironic highly educated anime girl

the former of this coupling exists yet is rare to find.
the latter literally does not exist and will never exist because females do not have the same propensity for self hatred as manbots do (cutting urself doesn't count, any butcher can carve a pig)

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>>35693169
Nt but I'm not your ex-gf nor every other girl that rejects you on a daily basis.

Not your average tumblr whore, nor am I a sjw. I only have my ears pierced, would never get tattoos, and my hair is absolutely natural. (I'm traditional!)

I can't relate to everything on your image but good job on introducing me to another form of degeneracy.

Please don't reply to me, ever :)

>>35693286
Is that you Yura?

>>35693278
This! But the girl should be a lady and the man a gentleman. A loving gentleman, is that so hard?

>>35693308
It's not hard to find in the real world but I mean why is it such a desert here? At least for each other, you all should do better. I'm surprised that others can consider robots "friends" when friends should support and love one another, not hinder each other's progress and wallow in misery to no avail.

>>35693308
there is a time for him to be a gentleman and a time for him to act like a cool kid chad alpha king.

there is a time for her to be a lady (the only women in the world who can be "ladies" are from England) and a time for her to be a cute anime girl

idk the point is that both of them are so r9k that they've ascended conventional social dialectics and can live together in the (metaphorical) mountains.

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any fembots looking for a bf in here?

i'll be getting my EMT certification by the end of the year and I'll be a firefighter so I can life a comfy life of doing nothing but lifting and occasionally being a cool firefighter that fights fires

>>35691077
>>35691031

How do you meet these girls

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>>35693286

>hurrr virgin
>huurrr rejections
>hurrr you'll never get a gf

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

this is how fragile your ego is. Just uncover the roasties wordplay and you'll get a reply like this.

Every whore like you thinks like this about us. This should be an example to all other faggots here who still dont get it. They want you to be their little puppy dog to use and abuse. If you dare stand up to them and have an ounce of human dignity they will literally want you to die.

You are worthless, remove yourself from this earth now

>introducing me to another form of degeneracy.

Dont lie to yourself, we all know that you always wanted to get choked out by chad.

>>35693381
like this
>>35693370
Basically pretend /r9k/ is /soc/

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>>35690866
I'm attracted to girls with blue eyes

>>35693361
tfw no simone de beauvoir reading johnny bravo watching skype gf to giggle with about how silly everyone is.

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>>35691077
Fuck, what was her full name? I'm talking to a girl whose name starts with H right now.

>>35693429
>I'm talking to a girl whose name starts with H right now.

Hannah

>>35693446
Phew, thanks lad. My anxiety went through the roof for a second there.

>>35693286
You have a fuck-huge ego. I hope you're aware.

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>>35693278
>cutting urself doesn't count, any butcher can carve a pig
That's a pretty good line, anon.

>>35693467
>>35693429
one time after breaking up with an "r9k internet gf" (i love u elya sorry i made u kill urself) abt a week later i was playing CSGO with this guy who was crying abt how an internet girl blocked him after he told her he loved her and it was THE SAME GIRL (he never did anything lewd with her though because he was a fucking nerd)

>>35693308
>A loving gentleman, is that so hard?
The typical modern woman has proven that she doesn't deserve gentlemen.

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Anyone near SoCal? Preferably 951 area.

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>>35693507
What was this girl's name? Now I'm getting worried again. Are /r9k/ girls predatory?

>>35693481
ty, dont say it to a girls face while she is cutting for attention though or she might try to stab you
(they usually miss)

>>35693509
the typical modern man has proven that he doesn't deserve a lady

the only person you deserve is someone who will treat you as well as you treat them :)

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Literally all I want is a shut-in gf to play videogames with, watch sci-fi shit with and chat about those very things while being comfy together indoors all day.

I would e-date that then real-date that, if necessary.

>>35693509
I'm not saying it for myself; I have gentleman and ladies in real life. That is society - or what I'm in. I don't see why you would associate otherwise.

What I'm saying is in the example this kind anon came up with, >>35693278 -- my version of this perfect robotique couple would be if they were both lady and gentleman!

>>35693278
Are you STEM, brother?

>>35693548
i put the girls name literally in the fucking post you shitbrain

someone from her school told me there was a mention of her passing in an assembly once so dont worry about her.

some r9k girls are as predatory as some r9k boys are (which is to mean VERY, VERY, VERY) i've had girls i was "internet dating" threating to kill themselves if I left whilst we were both cheating on each other and later admitted didn't love each other.

dont try to understand r9k girls they're too different, just dont get heartbroken and cry when they leave you.

>>35693616
>some r9k girls are as predatory as some r9k boys are (which is to mean VERY, VERY, VERY) i've had girls i was "internet dating" threating to kill themselves if I left whilst we were both cheating on each other and later admitted didn't love each other.

Oscar, one of these days I'm going to track you down and beat your brains in you Swedecuck.

>>35693475
I wish you had more confidence. And love for yourself. Or at least standards. It's not so much ego, as it is I am self aware and I have the right to speak because I am confident in my values and who I am. If I know who I am, what I've done, and what I would do under any circumstances, and flourish in social settings, where the people are all great, amazing, pinnacles of heroic goodness and greatness, why would I be affected or feel in any way related or connected to what is spoken here? The opinions shared? I'm simply stating what's real to me -- which is the stark opposite of what I see as 'world view' over here.

All I want is an ugly, preferably fat, 25+ gf who isn't a terrible SJW.

>>35693642
The fuck is Oscar? I keep seeing him mentioned in this thread.

>>35693596
no i'm a "creative"
i've got published poems, short stories, journalistic pieces, literary reviews/critiques and have done a couple stage plays and i'm about to start working on my first feature length thing that's part of a gallery im to be curating overseas.

people who aren't /stem/ need to have actual things they have achieved in order to be considered anything.

>>35693591
the kind of ladies/gentlemen you meet in society are not the kind of people im describing sorry.

it would be impossible to "be" a lady or a "gentleman" you just need to ability to meaningfully and sincerely pretend to be one if your partner wants it and deserves it :)

>>35693642
not oscar, if i posted my "online name" i would probably get 4 or 5 fembots doxx me.

I really do just need a good gf to be a good bf for @:)

>>35693558
There are no ladies. Being a lady is sexist, unfeminist and somehow completely evil.

>>35693695
>it would be impossible to "be" a lady or a "gentleman"

Wrong, says years of family values and instilled heart, morality, and class.

>>35693695
p.s the kind of people who would self-actualize as a "gentleman" or a "lady" are probably the opposite of the people who I am actually describing

>>35693695
There is no pretend if you believe in its philosophy. It's not a mask you put on - how you think affects your actions. I agree with the way I do, and the philosophy should support the actions.

>>35693018
Oh wow, old people. I wonder how that is.
I'm currently stuck in Northwestern Ontario. It's really quite boring and lonely here. I'm not very used to it.

>>35693654
>I wish you had more confidence. And love for yourself. Or at least standards.
I do. This isn't about me though.

You have more than confidence. You're very, very full of yourself and egotistical, which isn't necessarily horrible. Now gtfo of this awful place.

>>35693771
taken out of context you are correct in that greentext assumption - put it back into context and realize I am describing a type of person who you are not comprehending or did not realize I was trying to describe.

>>35693764
i tried typing out my explanation as to why this was incorrect and it came off as preachy and arrogant so i deleted all of it but i disagree with you and my disagreement stems from real life experience of very educated females and my own research.

>>35693794
nichomachean ethics should be left in the era of classical heroes, anon.

the extremes of "r9k internet culture" lead to an isolation and mental self deconstruction that means you are not what you habitually do in terms of applicable labels, sorry.

I can no longer tell if the use of the word "fembot" is ironic.

It's time for me to leave /r9k/ because it's not the place I used to know.

Literally how do I get in contact with a grill? Whenever I see a fembot thread it's swimming in guys

Not to mention that I have literally zero conversation ability

>>35693894
the modern manbot is almost identical to the fembot in every social aspect except that the modern manbot has a deeper intellectual and philosophical ability and care.

they're both people who will lie to members of the opposite sex in order to not be lonely for a night.

they're both people who don't have control over their emotions and will act out rashly even though in other times people will refer to them as sociopathically reserved and "hannibal-esque"


we don't live in the comfy r9k internet hugbox we did 5 years ago and we don't live in the same comfy runescape internet early 4chan /b/ world we did 10 years ago. everything is a lot more bitter and soul destroying.

>>35693666
Hey I'm ugly and fat, but not 25+. Chicago?

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Sometimes they're fun, usually they understand my sense of humor, if they have any, pessimism and neuroticism attracts me too for some fucking reason.
I don't know OP, what attracts me to girls? Cause I sure don't know. Doesn't matter, no women on the internet who are from spaghetti country.

>>35693943
you can always drop a contact and hope someone adds you, thats pretty much your best chance

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Met a nice woman on tinder a couple of weeks ago. She seems to be really nice. Turns out she wants to learn Japanese and I told her that I was learning that too, so she wants us to learn it together. She saw that I have a Raspberry Pi computer and she started talking about the ones she used to have and told me about the programming languages she used. She seems obsessed with hydrogen powered things which I wish I knew more about.

I didn't know women like this existed but I'm very determined to make things work out well between us but I need to seriously unfuck my life, fast, by getting a job but I've been out of work for a really long time and I don't think it will be easy. I am worried about what will happen if she finds out that I've been a mental wreck for the past 9 years. I think she's suspicious why I'm unemployed and how I have no friends. When we met yesterday at the library and talked in her car afterwards she seemed fine but I'm too inexperienced with women to know if she even likes me. I worry too much.

>>35693956
sorry i should explain that 95% of people who post on r9k are just literal redditors and don't fall into this category.

>>35693987
>talk to a girl in a thread like this
>actually try to make an effort to get to know her, even if it's feigned (ask her questions related to what she has posted about herself: "So you cook that sort of stuff regularly?" eg).
>towards the tail end of the thread, ask for a contact to continue elsewhere

It's literally the easiest fucking thing on earth.

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>>35693775
I'm not even sure what you're describing - not following your path or comment history but I am sure we're on two separate pages.

Being a lady doesn't just mean you 'act' a certain way in public. A lady is also a kind, angelic mother -- a lady who doesn't feel comfortable going out to nightclubs every night or wasting away her mind via toxins, when she could be at home putting her time to good use and caring for her daughters and sons. A lady is also one who won't talk about trashy shit in front of her daughter because she wants her daughter to see only the beautiful things in the world. She wants to show her daughter all that is good. I also think (from my mother) -- a lady is one who cares for her husband. My heart melts every time I see my mother waiting until my father arrives home from work, instead of sleeping so he must come to a dark and cold home. Her values and her heart bring her to refuse sleep at all costs, wishing to stay awake even past midnight so that my father can have a hot, warm meal (any he desires, based on what he is craving!) just in the slight .000001% chance he might be hungry. Even though it's way past dinner time and she can just say 'kitchens closed' or assume he's already ate, she wants to provide him with love, care, warmth, and anything he might need after a long day of work.

A lady is who you are inside, not an act you put on to get admirers or to suddenly seem classy for some fake purpose. I really don't like that. The same with a gentleman - you should wish to take care of a lady, because you have a good heart, not because you think it'll lead into her pants.

Gosh I feel dumb and really disgusting just typing all of this out already. Anyway, Cheers to a productive day!

>>35693956
Kill yourself. Fembots don't exist. The implication of that is that women are somehow capable of feeling lonely.

Women can't be lonely. Fuck off and get the fuck off my board. Any woman can literally go out and get a guy to shower them with attention

>but it's not chad

Please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>>/soc/

Get out

>>35694053
This is a perfect example of people who shouldn't be allowed to post on /r9k/.

They're just redditors who want an internet GF

I miss mystery.jpg, she was crazy but surprisingly insightful at times.

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>>35694069
filled with grammatical errors but oh well!

>o< kkkk ^^ you understand (food calls!)

>>35694053
They either disappear before you can get to that point or never add you.

>>35693958
>but not 25+
Sorry, too young. Good luck!

>>35694150
No fembot wants to swap skypes directly through here, drop emails instead.

>>35694184
I mean any form of contact.

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i wish there were fembot couples like this

okay i need to stop! shilling my absolute favorite: couple: https://www.instagram.com/mynamesuyeon/

>>35694150
This is a better suggestion then. at least you can use a throwaway too so no one recognizes you >>35693987

>>35694070
In hindsight what I described was /soc/ girls.
They can go out and get showered with affection but most of them simply don't. They go to college studying programming and none of the guys in the class are confident enough to give them any attention so they come home and get 50 orbiters, 2 fuckfriends and one "i love you please i really love you im just really damaged" per night.

I'm not saying they can't go outside and get showered with attention, they just don't want to go to the places where they will and they don't feel confident enough to even if they wanted to.

>>35694069
I know what a lady is, thanks. It can be very difficult to follow 4chan conversations sorry, I wasn't talking about a lady - only someone who knows what a lady is and can sincerely be one for as long as their partner wants them to be and vice versa.

The person you're describing is a perfect wife and someone who I would love to be with. It is simply the case that people who are genuinely like this are usually highly concentrated in specific geographical areas and almost disappear as soon as they go to university.

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i wish there were fembot couples like this

okay i need to stop! shilling my absoIute favorite: couple: https://www.instagram.com/mynamesuyeon/

I'm not seeing her, but that girl that was sperging out about JonTron being fat a couple of days ago was adorable.

>>35693958
[email protected] is a throwaway email.
I'm in the Naperville area

>>35694216
WMAF couples are the best as per usual.

Fuck it. Here is an email lets see what happens.

Message me fembots. I have no standards at all. I am completely alone and have been for quite a while. I gave up on life a while ago also so I have very little to offer.

[email protected]

>>35690866
>tfw I'm so bad at picking up women that I can't even pick up low self-esteem or mentally ill /r9k/ chicks
I've accepted my fate of being forever alone.

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>>35692695
The world between these discarded men and that of 'chads' and yourself is unfathomable. Generalizing, Robots have felt unwanted, abused, neglected and abandoned for the vast majority of their lives, either socially, romantically or, even worse, through family, and it is of little surprise that they would develop an outlook that is vastly warped and distorted from an outside and/or mainstream perspective. People who are deprived of love inhabit a world that is true to them, however twisted it appears to you.

Of course, some are genuinely delusional, and others suffer from mental illnesses that a basketcase make. But a level of cynicism and hatred, sadness or apathy of mass demographics, especially women who a robot would feel has deprived them love is the primary viewpoint depending on variable personal circumstances and tendencies, is a fairly standard worldview that is does not develop out of the blue. It is created through the Robot's experiences and their imprinting on his mind.

The point I'm trying to get across, rather sloppily I'll admit, is a cruel world does not always beget a nice person. One may point to those with great suffering and cruelty in their lives which fortified them and gave them insights, perspectives and motivations to achieve great things in spite of their hardships. These men are not they. In past times, these men would be cast off cliffs as the unwanted and inferior. Now they live and suffer, cast socially off the cliffs of modern society. Through will and direction, some may break out of this pit of forlorn souls, but other lack the mental strength, and others cannot migrate regardless of what they do because of who they are and what little they are capable of doing. Some robots are genuinely horrible people, but I'd say more are really just broken inside due to a variety of reasons.

>>35694216
STOP USING THE WORD FEMBOT
>>35694265
STOP IT
>>35694184
STOP

wtf happened to r9k. Where the fuck can I even go anymore to not put up with this fucking cancer

A robot can not be female. Women are incapable of understand what it's like to be a robot.

>>35694300
Be more compelling. Think of your 300 characters before your post your email as a bunch of marketing copy. Explain why you're so depressed in a novel way that would make someone take notice.

Just some advice.

The "you are my gf now. post discord" shitposter actually managed to get a number of girls to add him purely because of the novelty value of his approach and the humor of it.

>>35693642
oscar here, where are you at? we can set something up

>>35694347
I think you misunderstood me. I dont really care if no one emails me. But if they do I want them to understand the situation I'm in.

>joined THAT site that robots were sperging on about
>spent a lot of time doing my profile
>nice non autistic photo, hobbies, interests
>did that cheat thing that allowed me to view 5000 qts from my preferred regions Asian + Europe
>got a nice amount views on my profile and interest
>mostly Asian girls from Indonesia
>meh
>start chatting to some Korea but she was older than me and I'm in my 30s
>quickly lose interest because I'm the one who has to keep talking and inevitably run out of shit to say
>stop using the cheat on the asians
>stop using the cheat on europeans too
>out of the blue qt messages me
cont?

>>35694361
Helsinki. Come at me you mudslime cock sucking swedish faggot, there's a reason the entire world laughs at your country.

>>35694400
did he hurt your internet gf's (slut) feelings?

>>35694382
Women only talk to people who are fake. Either you fake that you are confident or happy, or you will forever be alone because women actually hate when men show any weakness.

Which is why women divorce men the moment men let their guards down for a second and show them any sign of weakness.

Women shouldn't be allowed rights.

>>35694434
No. I just have a really strong hatred of Swedes.

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Wrong board! Fuck off!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! normalfags out!!!!!

>>35694466
this is true

bllxd

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I don't do long distance, they make me sad because tfw no qt irl bf
I still want online friendship though

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>>35694400
>>35694434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn-grNt-ZaE
k

>>35694344
>wtf happened to r9k
If you had been on here for any length of time then you would remember the golden age of contact threads, about 4 or 5 years ago. It was easy to make friends with male and female robots alike.

>>35694542
If you're in the US you would easily find at least one robot in your state. What state are you in?

>>35694552
What is that screenshot from?

>>35693278
>cute post-post-post ironic highly educated anime girl
did you intend this to mean a 2D girl or a 3D girl obsessed with anime, because I am neither

>>35694552
Don't you have some refugees to welcome, Oscar?

>>35694615
meant it more in terms of being as cute as an anime character (I don't watch anime but i've been told it has cute girls in)

>>35694556
And maybe if you were around you would know that those threads literally shaped the next 4 years of r9k as everyone learned exactly how fucking hopeless it was, and that women were actually monsters.

Normies like to sit around and say they were here first, but us actual robots made the culture here. Normies on /r9k/ are by far bottom of the barrel trash when it comes to normies, because they don't create anything, they only consume and steal, while trying to blend in among actual robots.

There is literally a board that exists for you to contact whore in.

>>>/soc/

robots dont need contact threads because a real robot knows that women have hollow souls, and even if you found someone that could pretend they loved you, they will eventually leave you no matter what.

>>35691113
Implying "fembots" are not here only for the /soc/ guys

are you retarded?

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>>35694479
why
angery that they reked your kind?

>>35694466
No. Women talk to people who are real. I love my friends' weaknesses. I love and kiss their flaws! <3 They're not even 'flaws' to me - they make me happy and things we can all overcome together.

I don't mean 'they make me happy' in a sadistic way, but I feel for them and I am more positive than not because I know they can overcome and I know how great they are. I see their greatness and I don't see their flaws as they do.

Nobody likes someone who's fake! And guess what - it can go the other way. Some people can be really nice and happy, genuinely wishing the best for others (maybe this person experienced hardship or has a different understand of the world ..who knows?) -- but other people think this happiness is all 'fake' or an 'act'. It's usually the insecure ones, or those who have bad experience with people, who doubt the intentions of others and can't fathom what it feels like to genuinely want the best for another human being.

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>>35694574
Canada Alberta desu

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ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BELOVED BOARD. Look at this. This is a RealDoll. This is a sex object, just like you are. Nobody wants your sloppy wet hole in comparison to (superior) methods of sexual gratification. The female gender is on it's last legs. You have nothing else left to offer. I could've debated this topic in the 70s, MAYBE, but now it's infallible.

DIE NORMIES DIE NORMIES DIE NORMIES NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS

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And this.
ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BELOVED BOARD.

Look at this.
This is a RealDoll.
This is a sex object, just like you are.

Nobody wants your sloppy wet hole in comparison to (superior) methods of sexual gratification.

The female gender is on it's last legs.
You have nothing else left to offer.

I could've debated this topic in the 70s, MAYBE, but now it's infallible.

ALL MODERN WOMEN ARE WHORES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Brothers of /r9k/.
It is Day 4 of the Rebellion.

Roasties and Normies have grasped power within our beloved board, and they will hold on to this 'till their demise.
We must stand united against a common threat.

>>35694727
Then it's only a matter of time before you find a local leaf. North America is easymode for robots.

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GET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYY

>>35694722
Women only like to talk to people who are real if their being real doesn't make them feel upset.

Women are the kind of people to say "I'll help you when you have a bpd moment" and then leave you as soon as it happens.

>>35694722
t. social manipulating scumbag

Fuck off, make friends somewhere else. Actual robots dont have, nor do they want, friends.

hop on >>>/soc/ if you want to make mentally damaged friends. Leave the mentally damaged on /r9k/ alone.

>>35692041
>>35692041
>>35692041

ROASTIES OUT.
WE STAND UNITED, WE DIE UNITED.

>>35694552
having game and charming girls into having sex is one thing, but misleading them into thinking they're special and that you love them and playing with their feelings is another

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>>35694712
>muh history

You'll be a minority in your own country within 20 years Oscar. We actually has strong nationalist movements who are capable of forming a government.

>>35694344
As Obama once said Yes We Can

>>35694722
All that says is you can't tell who's being real and who's faking.

Well, what that actually says is you're a guy who's baiting but we gotta play along.

>>35694722
Call me when you'll get lied, deceived, stolen from, gangraped and beaten about how you want the best for another human being and how you like all their flaws <3 You're just a sheltered spoiled cunt.

GET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYYGET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYYGET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYY

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normies out

out get out

Normies fucking die

die die die die die

normies DIE

>>35692608
>Like what I said >>35692348 women are often romantic and idealistic. naivety is not a bad trait, but it's easily taken advantage of and can make people do things they will regret. the women who get hurt like that probably have not been before and their trust in others is very strong, so they don't expect someone to take advantage of or abuse them since they have what should be healthy expectations of others

what a bunch of bullshit.
you hookup because the guy is hot and because of that you don't need any reason to care about his morals.
stop trying to delude these retards.

>>35694741
No way that's a real realdoll.

>>35694722
POST CONTACT
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this is an original post

>>35694833
It's a realdoll.
Nice dubs.

>>35694755
I could whine about how hard it is but I shouldn't, because it's basically my own fault, really.

>>35692695
>Their view of the world is severely distorted.
their view of the world is not mine
kek

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GET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYYGET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYYGET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYYGET OFF THE BOARD


GET OFF THE BOARD
NO SUCH THING AS FEMBOTS
WRYYYYYYYYYY

the best girls are the vocaroo girls who always respond to me and only me

>>35694790
im norwegian tho, no idea who this oscar is

but having an intense hatred for swedes only shows youre really butthurt about them colonizing your country for many centuries

Intense reeeeeees echo in the distance

>tfw writer but nobody to write for
>tfw musician but nobody to play for
>tfw actor but nobody to act for
Being an isolated extrovert is the worst. I've also gone through a lot of women and the only one I felt really alive with was insane and BPD, which ended the relationship pretty quickly. Fuck, man.

>>35694863
Then there is truly hope. Technology will set us free.

>>35693286
>Please don't reply to me, ever :)
some bitch comes into /r9k/ straight from /soc/ and thinks she can set the rules
my sides

>>35693286
i appreciate the subtle derision in your post and want to be your bf desu.

"(I'm traditional!)"

>>35694926
>>>/soc/

There is a board dedicated to normies who like to think they are special.

Just make a fucking thread talking about how you want to play music and do normie shit for people there.

not here. Please kindly fuck off.

>>35694869
Go ahead and whine. How is it your fault?

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Current fembot

Most beautiful girl I've ever met, won't date me because she doesn't know what she wants. Obsessed over her for four months, all for nothing.

>>35694987
>/soc/
I can't talk to idiots though. Would never dream of posting there/10

>>35694251
tl dr
fuck off
stop trying to come up with excuse for shitty women behavior

>>35695008
>Fembot
>Tinder pic

>>35695008
she isn't a fembot
she won't date you because you're ugly/boring/not interesting enough.

get over yourself and fuck off back to /soc/

>>35695010
But anon, You are one of them. Maybe that's why you're isolated, You think you're better than people the same as you.

Kill yourself, because we don't want normies here, and you dont want to actually have good relationships. You want to damage yourself.

Just do yourself a favor and kill yourself.

>>35695032
what i dont get is how people like you can be so knowledgeable and bitter about females whilst also not having had a relationship with any ever.

gb2 reddit, you don't belong here either.

>>35695037
Oh shit you guys mean fembots like girls that use r9k rip my bad

>>35694722
lmao @ all these responses

this is exactly what i mean. when someone's nice, you think it's because they've never experienced hardships or they're socially manipulative. that's the extent of your understanding of the world and its inhabitants.

was going to write out a post but have to leave before traffic, either way. an eye for an eye makes the world blind (unrelated) and aside: i hope you realize there are a trillion reasons (or maybe none) for why someone would be nice, that doesn't involve being spoiled or sheltered. maybe some people know what it feels like to be hurt, and they would never wish that upon anyone. even their enemies.

if hating makes you feel better, go ahead anon

>>35694722
the ammount of bullcrap posts in this thread is astounding

>>35694741
vlad give me the discord

>>35695087
What the fuck did you think it meant?

>Robot: Loser who posts on /r9k/
>Fembot: Female loser who posts on /r9k/ even though she could easily get a bf

>>35694722
>I love and kiss their flaws! <3
This must be a troll

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>>35694998
I never got my driver's license
I live in a small town where the boys aren't into chubby girls with weird faces
All the bisexual/lesbian girls here are the same story

I'm sure there are people who'll like me in the city, but tfw no driver's license

>>35695165
post your face to prove "weird"ness

>>35695055
Well, I'm isolated because I also have interests outside of the arts that I prefer to pursue. When I have the chance to meet new people I can amaze them and blend right in, but it's always so boring. And yes, I do think I'm better than them. Really, I know this objectively. Being able to socialize has made me realize how dull and lifeless most people are.

>>35695085
>hur you're a virgin so you're not entitled to have opinions on the shitty things that women do

you're fucking retarded if you think your stupid argument sticks.

>>35695190
Do you have a contact or something? I feel nasty posting my face on r9k

>>35695165
Feelsbadman.
If I lived in Alberta I'd be your bf instantly.

I'm sure you don't have a weird face. Not weirder than me.

>>35695205
the fact that you felt the need to respond to him with nothing but "listen to me look at me haha look at me look how good i am haha" is the clearest indicator of just how pathetic you are.

You're not good.
You're not a social chameleon android R9K ubermensch.

You're just really pathetic.

>>35695205
Except you're wrong. You're probably a sociopath who only cares about themselves. Your head is so far up your own ass it's asphyxiating.

Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>35695227
[email protected]

>>35695227
Of course I have a contact but i'm not going to post it for you here, even if I wanted to make you my internet gf.

(About 5 pathetic redditors will send you their contact info soon though, don't worry.)

>>35695227
I guess my kik commissarbot

>>35695263
>>35695270
Cool, thanks bots.

>>35695298
>>35695294

Before I even typed it out a pathetic redditor did exactly that rofl.

These "retake R9K" autists need to realize that the real enemy is these fucking pathetic faggots and not the stupid vapid sluts they enable. You kill the dissenters in your own party before you kill anyone else.

>>35695319
>>35695294

You guys are like rats swarming to a diseased pig carcass.

Does anyone know of any good robot group chats that aren't full of autists spouting memes all day?

Does the "I'm not like the other girls" shit bother anyone else?
It's a phrase for girls to use because they feel special for their differences

>>35695232
What kind of weird face are we talking?
Praune2 or Sam Hyde?
(Grown praune became a semi-Chad, crazy)

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>>35694859
hahaha^^ the vertical/horizontal posts always make me laugh so much! in a thread full of nothings, i never cease to smile/laugh at the ones :)

you seem nice not sure if spoilers are archived so img we go !

have fun!! it's raining outside! <3 what a beautiful day

>>35695420
This is the kind of thing a girl would say in order to sound above the girls who think they themselves are above other people.

>>35695433
this is a false flag and probably one of the anti-fembot brigades trying to doxx you.

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>>35695383
pic relato

>>35695420
I don't know how to describe it. Neutral my face looks like I'm staring into the void or thinking or shooting up a school. I have this constant semi frown or smirk depending on my mood. Also it's quite asymmetrical I guess because in every picture my glasses are crooked on my head which annoys me.

>>35695433
I can safely say this post is bait.

>>35695433
B-but I already have your contact.....

>>35695482
This is another perfect example of an ugly redditor who thinks that he is internet cool because he posts (incorrectly) on r9k.

>>35695482
Those are some really fucking minor flaws.

>tfw you sound nice but wrong part of Canadia

>>35695443
Lying does no good,
I sometimes do have a superiority complex because of it.
>>35695482
That sounds gnarly no homo dude

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>>35693278
Me
>6'3
>white
>bright blue eyes
>getting fit
>get complimented all the time
>gonna get my BSc
>KHV weeb

r9k GF (female)
>cute
>asian
>5'3
>actually looks like an anime girl
>is a med student with great grades
>KHV and ironic

I think couples like this exist anon

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>>35695540
I'm not the leaf girl. Shit's getting confusing here.