I do not want to commit suicide

I am happy to be alive

This board doesn't suck

life is very good

I got myself a girlfriend

Fuck
Dr. Seuss was fucking badass

Fembot here that can't wait to date you robots

>>35690185
I tried to kill myself 10 years ago and I still want to die.

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>>35690185
I am not a brainlet and I've lost my virginity

lGNORE ME

>>35690812
Why would you want to date robots. And I don't mean "aw shy Chad who only fucked 5 girls in one year". But actual turboautistic messed up robots.

Why would you want to date me?

Guys this thread sucks

blox

>>35690185
I was born with a genetic disease brought on by a random mutation
had the best part of my cock cut off in a part of the US with a 5% circumcision rate.
had every last bit of self esteem and self worth taken out of me

I ask to be left alone, and people come closer.

I hate everyone.