What should be the requirements for being a robot? No sex for

>>35689835
I never had sex but have 4 friends.
Am I still a robot?

R9k is for losers. lol I hate this fucking board.

There's no clear definition, but I don't consider friend havers or sex havers to be robots.

>>35689912
That's unfair to the people who socialize like once a week at most, or have very shallow sex now and then.

If you ever physically stuck your penis inside another living thing you're not robot, can can never be.

>>35689975
It's open to interpretation really. that's just what I think.

>>35689988
dub check

>>35689988
Even if that living thing was a cat and wasn't living by the time I was done?
Hypothetically.

>>35689835
Non-virgins are non-robots. There are other reasons you can be a non-robot though.

no social activities for at least 6 months

Robots are virgins. Its that simple.

>>35689835
From what I understand it's no sex ever, and few (if any) friends. Typically reserved, spiteful, angry, blames literally everyone but himself.

That's what I've come to understand it as, anyway.

>>35689862
Depends on your friends imo

>>35689988
dogs

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>>35690171
What if someone has sex when he is 18, but then he grows fat and bitter, and never has sex again?

>>35690371
Still not a robot. Only case of non-virginity that could still be robot are was raped, or saw prostitute. But those cases are still unlikely to result in robot.

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>>35690371
Failed normie whats so hard for you niggers to understand sex ever = not a bot unless you lost it to a hooker plus hanging out with friends irl is pretty normie online friends are fine

>must be AT LEAST 20 years old (all teens have a good chance)
>can't have more than 5 friends, which is being generous
>no sex unless it was with a prostitute

And these are just the fundamentals

>>35689988
What dubs said. Non virgin<=>Non robot. There is no gray area. It's not a spectrum.

>>35690489
You're being unreasonable. The only difference between you and a "failed normie" is that he transitioned from normie to robot at an age where he could have sex. You didn't come out of your mother's womb with an anime pillow under your arm, didn't you?

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By the way, what's our policy on women?

It's simple guys.

The most important Robot requirement is to be a virgin. Any other qualities speak for themselves.

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Take the test anon

Oregonalo

>>35690689
Not the anon you were talking to but that's exactly a robot. Someone who NEVER stood a chance. There is never any transition.

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>>35690689
No i think your being unreasonable

Oh well i only had sex ONE time it suuuuuuucks man haha dry spell amirite xddd
If you have or had the social skills to get there your not a bot and never will be get over it norman

>mfw

>>35689835
Those are some lax requirements.

But I suppose that's how it is. With the casualisation anything, standards and requirements are always lowered. This place probably has a normie (or at least cyborg) majority, by now, so I guess the requirements for being a robot have to be skewed sharply towards them.

>>35689888
winner

origamelli

>>35689988
Robots are people who face severe rejection from society. Being a NEET, getting stuck with a shitty job, having no friends, being bullied, and failing out of school are all ways that someone can feel the rejection.

Having sex is the pinnacle of acceptance. Someone had to accept your social skills, your personality, your appearance, your hygiene, your social standing and your sexuality all at once. If anyone has had sex and thinks they are a robot they are just a failed normu.

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>>35690720
About a third of robots are not virgins.

>>35689835
pretty easy no sex ever.
everyone else can fuck off

>>35691202
A third of this board you mean.
Which isn't suprising, it's fine. Failed normies, Robots, whatever.
Just don't go around calling yourself a Robot if you're not a virgin, it's that simple.

>>35689835
I've had sex but have no friends

I had sex once when I was an insecure 15 year old that a high school literature teacher took advantage of.

I haven't had any form of affectionate relationships with women since, in fact, the last time I even interacted with a woman other than my mom or someone working at a store was a little over 2 years ago.

I also have only 1 "friend" in real life, whom I probably wouldn't even talk to if he weren't my pot dealer.