TINDER IS AWESOME

Is that sushi bro? Hows it going?

I tried tinder. Got maybe 10 or 15 matches, only two of them talked to me, that didn't work out. No matches within 100 mile radius now.

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>>35688784

I go on Tinder every day and swipe right on every single female. The only matches I've ever gotten are bots or girls who accidentally swiped right on me and they quickly unlike me.

>>35688784
I'm insecure, and have no reason to want a gf, and even less reason to want to have a one night stand/fuckbuddy.

>>35688823
maybe thats because you have your shirt on backwards

Tinder is for desperate people tho, but then again if you browse r9k you're prob in that category anyway

>>35688801
Why isnt that spamming fag banned yet?

>>35688843
Good, at least you won't pass on your failure genes.

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>>35688784
The tinder shills keep successfully baiting everyone and getting more people on their site to generate revenue.

The robots keep expecting to see a single match or conversation.

The sad song stays the same.

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>>35688784
>matched with nothing but turbo basic bitches
You have the tastes of a virgin.

>>35688784
stop spamming this shit

how bad thing are in tinder that they have to pay you to shill to incels so they can catfish retards to keep'em coming

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>>35688872
Rude...

Originally original

Ok sooo i followed sushibros and ask for snapchats and getting them is really easy. But im fking autistic with sc. Should i send selfies? Use it to text? What is the ezpz process here?

>>35689055
send dick pics and ask them how they like it

>>35689055
Send them ANYTHING you want too, if they think your attractive then it doesn't matter

>>35688801
It's going good my guy, what have you done yourself today to help you towards the goal of infinite pussy?

>>35688784
How come girls lile this gay sushi eating subhuman? He looks like shit

>>35688880
kekulus maximus

>>35689156
Man, I get lots of pussy because of you, you are the bro

>>35689236
Everyone is sushi bro , that's what makes him great

>>35689169
yea wtf why don't they like me? The supreme gentlemen

>>35688823
Dude what the fuck kind of haircut is that...

Got a few matches in three months, but none of them are from girls I've actually liked, not just swept right because of boredom and wanting to see what will happen.

>>35689156
Still only have one fuckbuddy. I make my intention of only wanting to fuck clear before asking for a number, but so far only this one girl of maybe 8 who gave their number actually met with me, the rest either cancel last minute or stopped responding.

I only live in a relatively small city so I don't get nearly as many matches as you, hell I don't even get that many girls to swipe on a day.

>>35690126
Nice senpai, now get of my board you fucking normie

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Because I'm not good at it. I've failed you Sushi.

>>35688823
>sweater and haircut like he's 60 years old

easily changed

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>requires Facebook account
>mfw not falling for your normie botnets

>>35691725
That didn't even make sense dude , wtf are you doing

Anyone else find this shit stressful? I've got tinder on wednesday, swiped right on only 7/10+, and I'm already paired with more women than i can count, how the fuck am i supposed to chat with everyone? Or maintain a conversation with 15 women at the same time?


You think i can just chat with someone in a week, if my current dates don't work out? Or will that be weird as fuck?

>pretend to be cute girl
>talk to other cute girls with low self esteem
>get them into unhealthy one sided "dom/sub" relationship
>force them to fuck "your friend" before you can meet
>be the "friend"
>get free pussy

>>35688784

I'm literally downloading snapcat and tinder right now. I'd love to fuck girls who aren't hookers, at least once in my life

>>35688784
Do you actually take every single one of those sluts to Sushi before you fuck them? Don't you ever get tired of eating sushi? Do you think the guys who work at the sushi restaurant notice you going there with different girls so often?

>>35692798
Not him but I take every date to the same pizza place, they definitely know

>>35688917
val has tits and face to die for and caley looks really hot too

the rest i agree

>>35688784
How can I capitalize on Tinder if I'm a 33 year old dude who has never had gf

>>35688784
>tinder
fucking normalfags

>>35688784
go fuck yourself, neurotipical faggot

>It's the another "Sushi-guy-tries-to-convince-robots-to-use-tinder-while-bragging-about-how-much-sex-he-gets" episode

>>35688784
newsflash op..most of those matches are probably fake accounts to try and scam money from you later on

>>35688784

I got 14 in one day and didn't use boost go fuck yourself

I'm so lonely that someday I'm so sexually frustrated that I contemplate going out at night and raping a girl jogging or something , then I Jackoff to Loli or hentai and go to sleep

>>35688784
This fag again... why isn't he banned yet?
Brags about having 'so many matches', yet uses boost. What a retard.

>>35692462
text them "lets have sex"

>>35688784
16 are bots and the other is actually a man.

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https://my.mixtape.moe/vbltob.MP4

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daily reminder, tinder is for chads only.

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>tfw only match with fat girls and niggers

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>>35688784
Just so you know if you keep this up you WILL banned at some point.
Idc how many proxies you have.
This is blatand advertising which you have to pay to do on this site.

>>35694942
why wouldn't you want to fuck a fat chick? their whole body is ass

>>35695154
because they're ugly and disgusting?

>>35695246
some of them are, yes, but you get many to pick from

pick the cleanest and fuck all that meat anon

>>35695349
I have never seen a whale that was anything but repulsive

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Been a month and have about 7 matches with 0 results

>>35688823
You like the Angry Video Game Nerd, anon.

>>35688823

I'd fuck you, anon! Teheee.