/britfeel/ death to the IRA edition

>>35687949
>Also drinking alone in Weatherspoons edition

Are you really drinking alone in spoons? Picture lad.

>>35687976
>Are you really drinking alone in spoons
No but a lad mentioned it last thread and I have done it once when my brother stood me up. Doesnt feel as weird as you'd think lots of fellas seem to spend all day there.

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>well I tried switching to diet coke for 3 days and I'm still fat looks like this is my destiny

ffs. i have to write a 2000 law essay. cba with this. need to start it tonight. when you study law, they should include a rope in the package.

I've had a couple of pints on my own in Spoons while waiting for mates. Didn't feel weird at all

ANIME NONCES, HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANNIES OUT

>>35688016
Kinda just wanna go at his legs with a wallpaper scraper and see what happens

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Saw some more waterfalls today

Just had a stinky egg shit, now to get in the stinky eggs shower. Seriously, the hot water here is fucking rancid smelling. A small price to pay for heating being free I suppose

>>35688016
How fat are we talking lad? I will also need your height to make an estimation of your bulk.

>>35688052
i dont mind them. i think it spices things up. i prefer the to pol faggots

>>35688067
Gonna need to see your /britfeel/ visa before I can do that

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HELLO!!! FROM ACROSS THE SEA !!!!!

i humbly come to seek your advice

can somebody please tell me which ones are not worth getting? or which should be eliminated?

1. https://sisterjane.com/products/girl-almighty-pini-dress
2. https://sisterjane.com/products/dear-diary-coven-dress
3. https://sisterjane.com/products/eleventh-hour-pini-dress
4. https://sisterjane.com/products/main-squeeze-rabbit-dress
5. https://sisterjane.com/products/horowitz-tweed-dress

i feel like #5 is so cute but it may make me look boxy because of the big square bib? and i love #2 but part of me feels like i could end up looking like an amish worker instead of a cute wiccan

my mind is a mess - can anyone assist with their fashion curator vision?! thank you !

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>tfw even a bedbound immobile mass of lard can get a gf but I cant

>>35688078
Oh I'm not fat I was just fatposting while watching classic American televison.

>>35688100
i wonder how they have sex. he probably cant see his dick

>>35688052
what about pakis can we have them out as well
and people that type in caps to prove they're angry
BUT DON"T PUT AN EXCLAMATION MARK!!!!

>>35688100
He's on tv so he has fame. She can leech off that.

>>35688084
i am a foreign deity - i was floating on a lake as a baby and i somehow wound up on your shores. pls help me be clothed!

>>35688098
This is a really a weird place to ask for fashion advice.

>>35688135
I would assume they don't.

>>35688151
yeah, probably not tbf.

>>35688135
>>35688151
He has a teenage daughter so they must have done at some point. I assume now it would be impossible since he just shat the bed and they're cleaning it up.

>>35688147
well i don't trust this board and really the worst man in britain is probably eons ahead of the best man in america. please help ;~; i stayed up until 2 am looking at dresses and i have to order soon! please help please please pretty please?! ^^;

Thinking of applying for a 4th credit card

>>35688016
How can people drink diet coke? It tastes like 10p store brand cola
The sweeteners are so obvious

>>35688100
this makes me so mad, at this point of fatness there is no way he can keep feeding himself, his girlfriend is just enabling him and cooking/ordering and then feeding him shit, how can she want to do this to him?

Anon with erectile problems here. My GP immediately agreed to test testosterone and for diabetes first thing tomorrow morning. Treasure the NHS, lads.

>>35688186
Would assume he wasn't cosplaying as Jabba the Hut yet when she was conceived if she is a teenager.

>>35688221
she has a ramped up mothering instinct? she is insecure and this way he will never leave her? or feeder fetish?

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>your country will never have a general as comfy as /britfeel/

why live?

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if nobody says anything, i'll assume everyone is as stumped as i am and all are equally as good? TToTT plshelp your honor

>>35688250
what classifies as a erectile problem?

>>35688221
Enabling is a sign of insecurity. You make them dependent on you, that way they won't leave

That's probably why

7 hours till im going to sleep and only 740 calories eaten, doing well laddos

>>35688100
He uses a grabber!! Thought that was just a joke in the Simpsons!

>>35688286

Didn't really go into detail but for me I don't really get random erections or morning wood any more and when it is hard it's probably 80% of what it was in my early 20s

>>35688306
Well he literally can't walk out on her now.

>>35688331
shes a mastermind

>>35688322
>he hasn't seen the reddit post about the fat bastard going into detail about how he wipes his arse

>>35688205
that coven 1 is my favourite. got an old victorian look to it

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who here would play the midnight game? i might play it over the summer if one of the boys will join me.

>>35688329
interesting, I get morning wood but thats main because I need a piss, I dont really remember the last random boner I got

not sure about my hardness scale

worrying stuff

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wh o am i kiddig you al are most likely like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqHv12tlEzE

voldemort retards

>>35688348
ah thank you! i love it too. u are the pure one :+)

have a beautiful day!

>>35688391
>pretty sure I walked down that street today

H-home sweet home am I right lads

>>35688383
Paper wasn't freely available to people of Pagan religions "long ago" before Christianity was the dominant faith

>>35688340
Well they haven't gotten married yet so she can steal his benny savings when he dies. She should probably get on that, he could go any day.

>>35688425
>Paper wasn't freely available

maybe it was only available to the proper underground, baddie groups. ya get me. i dont believe it is real anyway. but it would still be spooky.

would you do it lad?

>>35688415
i don't know about that, but you have made me smile. thank you,i hope you have a good day too

Does it blow anyone elses mind that we just took in countless migrant rapists because 'we're not rapist'?

>>35688318
Those are going to be a long 7 hours

I Advise waking up later and sleeping earlier so you're only awake for around 10 hours

>>35688505
>thousands
10s maybe

>>35688480
What salt do you need? Can you use himalayan pink salt? table salt? rock salt? Does the type of candle matter?

12am in which time zone?

Too many questions. What if the clocks go forwards, is it still 3:33am, or is it 4:33am now?

I need to see the fineprint

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>>35687949
Scottish girls love the BBC edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ&feature=youtu.be&a

>>35688278
>your country
Which country is that lad?

>>35688505
not really. most people who advocate it wont put up with the consequences. the middle class wont be living by them.

>>35688342
I've always wondered how clean fatties are down there but seeing how disgusting this guy's legs are I won't be able to stomach anything worse.

>>35688527
>Amir's instinct to defend his fellow shitskin rapists despite being a liberal tranny
The deepest lore

>>35688532
Whne the hell is this show even on?

>>35688342
go on then lad how does he do it?

>>35688527
One regular Paki poster
Turns out he's a nonce

Pakis have been raping British children on an industrial scale for decades. Army lads can't wait to get stuck into you fucking scumbags

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up to 18 subscribers lads

making it big time

>>35688528
>12am in which time zone?

in your time zone, son.

>what salt

im guessing any. im not an expert on this. i have only heard about it on the internet.

>what if the clocks go forward

hypothetically speaking, if some midnight guy is summoned, then it would probably be the time that is regarded as correct in your placement. the midnight man must know if the clocks have been moved forward or back.

>>35688587
Share your channel and you'll have at least 19.

So many places offer SIA licences, how to choose between them?

>>35688583
EVERYONE rapes British kids
Politicians, celebrities, there's nothing more British than pedophillia

>>35688624
I'm not shameless enough to do such a thing lad

>>35688383
>who here would play the midnight game?
I'm not a teenage girl, so no.

>>35688587
how many of them are dogs?

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woot!! <33333 thank you!!!!! :*)

now to wait for the other dresses to come back in stock... *prayS* YAYAYAYAYAY THANK YOU!! ^____^

AHHHH I CANNOT WAIT!!!

>>35688587
what's your channel about lad

>>35688644
Not that anon but I want to see other robots content. Bost pls.

>>35688635
That doesn't justify Pakistanis raping children, stop trying to deflect, you wrongen.

If Pakis were not in the country those poor kids would not have been drugged, groomed then forced into prostitution. We'd also have a lot less Heroin being sold too.

>>35688669
How the hell can you afford to spend that much?

>>35688669
>Another tranny
Blimely, you lads will be having a meetup soon.

>>35688645
>I'm not a teenage girl, so no.

i reckon you;re just scared lad.

>>35688498
oops meant to quote you >>35688669
have a fab fab fab fab splendid magical spectacular dandy divine day <3333333 :D!

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>>35688587
I have 38 subscribers and I haven't even put up a video in 3 years.

>>35688669
Absolutely fucking shocking taste

No real women is this much of a pleb

Definitely getting tranny vibes

a thing to note
poleaboo claims to hate pakis (which he is one)

however this is just a claim

countless times he has defended their actions from rape, child rape, theft, the list goes on.

When will you fools learn he hates the country
his actions have shown it

I almost thought you guys could avoid replying to it for a second there. I was wrong

>>35688730
They still reply to the paki. They can't fucking help themselves at all.

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>>35688692
i can't. but i have FOMO when it comes to clothes because one can never acquire a design thats unique once its gone. fuck my life why a m i like this?

>>35688715
big bully. little bully. they all wanna paki bully.

>>35688624
>>35688646
>>35688672
>>35688674
Here is Katyusha posters channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu8gwn0eY5ST0YcbPuwCA6w

>>35688682
Amir has said the in the past the girls asked for it and consented to some hairy paki fucking them

>>35688569

hmm weird, by the looks of it i'd guess that was a pre-pilot concept to show to production companies?

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i'm not fond of trannies, traps, sissybois, or whatever else has come up from the depths of earth's hellpit.

>>35688715
>Even the one in a million Paki is a nonce.

Really activates the almonds

>>35688765
that is because you're too much of a faggot. only real men will fuck a tranny.

super mega ultra faggot

>usb ports on new bus

How long till the chavs fuck these up.

>>35688762
And no one will pick it up because its fucking revolting and makes everyone, black or what, look bad.

>>35688765
Pussy is for faggots lad

>>35688714
A lot of trannies base their taste in women's clothes off of anime so what can you expect

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>>35688714
well blame your country for setting the prices so high, then making it impossible to buy elsewhere. also they do a much better job than wildfox couture or for love & lemons, which i'm a bit tired of . i love this store - it's so fresh and i haven't ever seen anything like it thus far! :) i'm excited~ it just might be this season though ^^!!!! i love 60s and 70s vibes.! 50s 20s anything

>>35688760
>Subscriptions:Portsmouth FC
Wew lad

>>35688803
They'll have gum in them by the end of the week

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>>35688810
faggots can burn in hell sire

Post comfy YouTubers lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqRC28KaCU

>>35688805
It will be launching on channel 4. It's set to be the new "urban" inbetweeners/skins

>>35688840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmrXakd_r6I

>>35688848
Who is the target audience? Da yute of today doesnt watch shit like this.

>>35688836
hell doesent exist


you have just been owned. hehe.

>>35688822
and they're fucking useless ;-;

>>35688816
That's why you always seeing them wearing those stripey knickers and retarded thigh high rainbow socks.

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>>35688879
at least you know they won something in recent time

>>35688848
i doubt it will even be aired. its racist as fuck.

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as a thank you gift, i'm pleased to announce that UK is ahead of the times and you all can buy beach boys + beatles shirts at uniqlo! i didn't know uniqlo had special collections until recently. i'm eagerly waiting to buy mine:

in the us it releases on the 27th http://www.uniqlo.com/eu/en_AT/men/ut-graphic-print-tops/capitol-75th

>tfw 17 stone 6ft 3 bloke with an 8 inch penis
>all i want is to be a cute girl
>sometimes act cute in girls clothes
>realize how horrid and manlike i am
>cry

oh well, at least i have some tits

>>35688879
Are they still in a downward spiral? You don't even hear about Pompy anymore which I asssume means they're making some progress at a boring pace.

>>35688877
Target audience is clearly white women and black males. The white males look set to be the butt of the jokes/props to make black men look "alpha"

about to leave to go see a russell howard show with a m8, what am i in for

my ticket is free

>>35688968
White women wont watch it because most of them dont actually want to fuck a black guy. Most black guys wont watch it because it's so obviously pandering to them and, despite what people might think, most of them arent 'where da whit womyn at' types.

>>35688968
black men dont usually like this stuff

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtoGV-xCXM8

>>35688965
Questions:

Are you a virgin?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?
Do you have trouble talking to women?

If the answers to these are: yes, no, yes

You are not a tranny. You're just desperate to be desired

Nigger fetishism is fucking awful.
It's purely based on a non-existent taboo.
Nobody thinks it's dangerous to fuck a nigger anymore. Yet women still do it because it's so different and naughty.

>>35689002
>most of them dont actually want to fuck a black guy.

You're delusional.

>>35689003
Read the comments.

>>35688997
>what am i in for
Russell showing you a youtube video then going 'funny init? Because of the X' along with silly noises. Expect the venue to reak of fish from his underage girl fandom soaking themselves.

>>35688997
Omg that DONALD TRUMP XDDDDDD

It's like if you attach a jam sandwich to a shark XDDDD

BREXIT IDIOTS XDDD

>>35688390

viagra sorts mine right out and is cheap as fuck, anon. but if I've got an underlying problem it makes more sense to deal with that

>>35689037
>You're delusional.
I've known tons of slag who wouldnt go near a black man. And I've worked with tons of black guys who wouldnt go near a white woman. You're talking shit.

>>35688967
not really, they are financially secure and still get 19,000 odd fans for games in league 2

but they just finish play offs each year and struggle to get out of the fourth division, in third at the moment so hopefully they don't choke again

doesn't help pompey get a promising young player come through each season and then a championship side like wolves just pinch him for their reserves

>>35689037
not him but people are generally more atracted to their own race. its only slutty women that will go out of there way to fuck a black guy because he has a big dick.

>>35689037
>Read the comments.
All the negative comments get deleted. I know this because I posted one myself. Look at the dislikes ffs.

>>35689044
>>35689051
if i quickly do a few shots will it seem alright?

>>35689026
no yes yes

oriroriorirororiginal

>>35688532

assumed the posts about this show were satire but it's literally just nigger propaganda. why isn't he talking about the AIDS, inability to support children and foul odour?

For fucks sake you bunch of mongs

Why are you unironically replying?

>>35689108
>Why are you unironically replying?
Boredom. I'm waiting for my pre-workout to kick in.

>>35688700
you are happy eh :)
that pini was my 2nd fav out of them as well.lel
i hope they turn up quickly, fit you perfectly and you feel great in them.

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>>35688028
Law essays aren't too bad, lad. I managed to get three firsts so far and started all of them about three days before the deadline. Granted, I'm just a first year

What's the topic?

>>35689072
>Muh anecdote

Next time you go out have a look around instead of staring at the floor every time a black man walks past you. At least 50% of all white women have a mixed race child

Feel really glad for Ed Sheeran because he'd be absolutely monumentally fucked if he couldn't sing. The odd one or two of us have to make it I guess.

>tfw fucked

pure suffering

>trying to do a delivery order
>can't for the life of me work out what I need

>>35689187
>Ed Sheeran
Have the normies freaked out because he's headlining Glastonbury?

>>35689172
It's true. Every group of mothers has at least one with a few mixed children

>>35689187
>tfw there are already Ed Sheeran tribute acts
I don't even know what to think about that.

>>35689225
It's true, I spot them every time I'm allowed out of the cuckshed.

Went out for that day 3 workout. It was over before it began. Wanted to push to improve my time on the 1.5 mile, got 13 minutes. Felt a bit rubbish and also had to catch my breath once or twice. Then after that I was too fatigued and just went home. Not feeling stellar after that.

>>35689206
Na the normies are pretty ok with it. The kinda people who really like Glastonbury less so.

I don't like his stuff but I've got Radiohead so I guess I cant complain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc2g5-rErV8&feature=youtu.be&t=53s

>>35689241
Deal with it. White women love black men and the mixed race population is booming.

>went home to visit my mum
>forgot to pick up a jar of the plum chutney she makes
What is wrong with me?

cfyhvgjbhkj

>>35689280
I know. How can us whit bois even compete?

cant pop chubs these days lads, have to fap my semis

have i beaten my dick?

>i should probably check facebook for anything important
>nothing important
>been invited to a fuckin normie club party
>shit

I shouldn't of checked

>>35689342
Go to the party.

>>35689352
Im gonna go to keep up appearances. Doesnt mean I wont hate it

>>35689332
semi and chub are the same thing

>>35689301
You can't. The future of UK is brown.

>>35689342
>he thinks spam from a promoter is "an invite"

hearty kek

>>35689168
im in second year, and im only doing law as minor so it makes it even harder because how i write essays for my major is completely different. and i forgot most of what i learn too because most of what i learn is not that relevant.

the topic is criminal law. i have to consider the liability of hypothetical situations that have been described to me

>>35689456
Its from a friend for a birthday thing. Not one of those ones. I'm not popular enough to get spam on Facebook

>>35689342
get out norman get out out out

Looking forward to /Goodfellas/ lads.

>>35689382
>Im gonna go to keep up appearances. Doesnt mean I wont hate it
That is the entirety of our collective life experience

>>35688221
that level of self-harm through eating is mental illness, and he needs to be institutionalized.
further that feeder needs to be given 10k hours community service.
i wish all the braindead daily mail readers would call the conservatives out for not putting up these kind of productive policy shifts, than just moaning about "remoaners". all while the governments continue handwaving with referendums.

lads im down to my last spliff do i smoke it now or preserve it one extra day and smoke it tomorrow?

>>35688016
hhahah fucking hell lad. part of me does feel a bit sorry for him but hes the one stuffing himself

>>35689586
Poke it into your arsehole and vape it, gets you 10x more high bro.

>>35688016
>When Arizona's has a 2 for 1 chicken burger deal.jpg

>>35689548
Only a faggot like you could turn an American show into a rant about the daily mail.

>>35689501
I too am also looking forward to /goodfellas/ lad

>>35689626
>>35689501
Same. Maybe we should have a /Goodfellas/ night on here and enjoy it together?

Drinking alone in Wetherspoons can be decent. Middle of the day, a load of old people laughing it up. Then me, hunched in the corner with a Corona with my laptop while I wait for the bus.

>>35689491
I don't know anything about criminal law, but the best advice I can give you would be to search for your situations' keywords are in whatever database your uni has (Westlaw and Lexis for me) and make sure you do OSCOLA referencing correctly.

>>35688100
Watched some more. He was 400 lbs when he met her AND she was married. Imagine getting cucked by that monster?

>>35689501
One of the blacks uniornically talks about Pharaohs. Think it's just a 4chan satire at this point.

>>35688682
(((jack straw))) allowed pakis to import their backward pro-rape cousins when he changed the marriage immigration laws.

thats why there are enclaves of imported paki culture where "rape the foreign white kids" is a valid activity in their communities.

>>35689679
yeah, im onto what crime all the people have commited. i just dont know the acts, and reference cases.

first fella commited manslaughter

second fella would get done for conspiracy

third fella would get done for assult

4th fella would be liable for duress

i will probably write 500 words tonight

It absolutely blows my mind how people can get so fat. I've known some lads pushing 300lbs but that's half what these yanks get up to.

>>35689821
the fat cunt on that show gets upto to 813lb

>got talker into sign up to a male acting agency (porn)
>2 months and iv only had 4 shoot offers
>one with a 60 year old woman, and 3 gay scenes

obviously turned them all down, dont fall for the porn meme lads

>>35689903
You gotta start somewhere

>>35689903
Women want to see black men in their pornography

>>35689903
You think they're gonna offer up the best pussy on your first gig? Pay your dues.

Time for my chest workout. Limited to benching 130 because at home and can only afford a few weights and a rickety bench.

I demand that one of you snaggle-tooth, council estate, welfare-leeching Britbong pole-smokers enlighten me about Nando's. WTF is it and how is it "cheeky?" Thank you in advance.

t. entitled American

>>35690089
>He doesn't know about a cheeky nando's
What a yank pleb

>>35690035
Wew sweet humblebrag brah, heaps hectic

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>tfw 25
>never had gf
Who else jumping in front of the morning rush hour train to London in 5 years?

>>35690089
i gave ur mum a cheeky nandos

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>>35690089
>tfw you'll never be a brown lad taking his middle class white gf to Nandos

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>>35690089
Portuguese chicken

now fuck off

>>35690117
No you won't

Most of us 30+ have been exactly where you are right now

>>35690089
It's basically our version of burger king. It's a shit restaurant, not as mainstream as McDonalds, where all the college kids go and buy shit food and annoy the staff.

Then it was adopted as a stereotypical shithole that a subclass of evolved chavs go to, since chav isn't vogue now, they dress 'better' and updated their slang.

People here use it ironically because they're plebs.

>>35690175
Nothing ironic about Nando's. Nice and spicy, not too bad for you compared to other fast food places, ideal for a lunch out. Too pricey for what you get though.

>>35690175
I dont know mate I feel like it's more like our version of Applebees.

>>35688391
>VICE
>Average vice topic selection: Drugs lmao, drugs lmao, drugs lmao, sexism lmao, drugs lmao, look how backwards these brown people are, drugs lmao, drugs lmao, sexism lmao, dont be racist, look how backwards these gooks are, drugs lmao, drugs lmao, that one good suicide forest documentary, drugs lmao, drugs lmao, drugs lmao

>>35690140
Why take a picture where he looks so fucking gormless?

>>35690242

She doesn't care. It's all about her

I used to rule the world, seize the rise when I gave the word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEPBdDMGvXw

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>>35688391
america fuck yeah am I right

I'm 80% sure this was you

>>35688532
The white girls at my college just wont shut up about /Goodfellas/ ffs

>>35690322
>seize the rise

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>>35690322
Nazifags arent welcome in /britfeel/ fuck off.

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>>35690441
>he knows the actual lyrics

>>35688098
they all look like something a tranny would wear

>>35690467
Go and watch Goodfellas, you ethno masochist.

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>>35688576
>>35688554
They either carry a stick around that they wrap in toilet paper and use it to scrub.

Or they just shit in the shower, waffle stop it down the drain and then wash the crack off.

>>35690531
Because those are the only two options.

My sister was in a car accident again, she's in quite an angry mood

>>35689031
>Nobody thinks it's dangerous to fuck a nigger anymore

I posted on brit/pol/ yesterday saying I'd fucked a black woman and they all went berserk "nigger lover" "bestiality" "disgusting nog fucker" etc

>>35690626
They're not wrong, oil driller

>>35690636

I'd take them more seriously if they didn't have yellow fever themselves.

>>35690470
You mean "has ears".

>>35690626
>bitter virgins on 4chan
Unless you said you were fucking a 50 year old white granny they'd be fuming.

>>35690173
Then why are you still here? Did you find a reason to live?

>>35690671
Or liked traps, which is the most degenerate act imaginable. Worst than being gay

any lads got a link to the tv show about fat lad from earlier in the thread plz?

>>35690750
Of course I didn't

1 of 2 things will most likely happen though

Those thoughts you are having now, will still be there when you're 30, except you'll extend them to "When I'm 35/40/50" etc

Or the apathy will kick in and you won't give as much of a shit about finding a GF (because they're all old, used up single mother slappers)

>>35690798
I torrented it. I'm sure you can watch it online somewhere.

>>35690772
what is wrong with liking traps? the romans and greeks liked some bum fun on the side

>>35691040
Nothing, but they're just objects to deposit cum in, nothing more. They're not women.

>>35691040
The whole roman/greek bumfun thing is massively overstated by revisionist cucks

And boys are not traps

As for what is wrong with liking traps... It's blatant prison gay behaviour

>>35691040
>on the side
They also had wives and shit loads of kids.

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>>35690840
Cheerful stuff tbqh lad, thanks.

>>35691064
i agree with that but i doubt many people see them beyond a fetish

>>35691088
>It's blatant prison gay behaviour

maybe for some, and maybe for some people they have a family and its a dirty fetish of theirs.

>>35691096
that is exactly what i am saying. people bumming on the side isnt going to completely fuck up the world as long as the state and culture advocates the family unit and masculinity

I've just changed address and the car insurance is a better grade here, so it's effectively 600 pound cheaper. Does anyone know if when I change this the insurer will reimburse me in any way? Like money back or extra miles or whatever

>>35691174
bumming on the side is completely contrary to family unit and masculinity

It's worse than fucking other women on the side.

>>35691174
>people bumming on the side isnt going to completely fuck up the world as long as the state and culture advocates the family unit and masculinity
>implying that's even close to what's going on.

>>35691248
not it isnt. history has proven you're wrong. some of the most masculine people of all time liked to bum on the side. you're chatting catholic values.

>>35691252
obvs not with 4chan, but with normies it is. as long as it isnt negatively effecting you, why should you care.

>>35691305
>with normies it is
That's bullshit. Every gay lad and half the stright ones act like roaring faggots these days.There arent masculine normies bumming traps on the side stop fantasising.

>>35690140
>>35690242

She's got food all around her stupid cunt mouth. Worse than a child.

>>35691338
they are proper gays though. the conversation was about people who are into traps. history has always had its faggots.

>There arent masculine normies bumming traps on the side stop fantasising.

you dont know that. traps are normally fucked by married men with a fetish.

why are you bothered anyway? do you reckon we are all going to become faggots because some people like traps?

>>35691381
Later on she had some curry round her mouth wayhey lads!

>>35691252
>people bumming on the side isnt going to completely fuck up the world as long as the state and culture advocates the family unit and masculinity
>>35691411
These are your words. You honestly think we live in a culture that holds being a family man and masculine in high regard? You think it's a coincedence that so many trannies are popping up at a time were 'being a man' is openly frowned upon?

no better podcast than classic XFM Ricky Gervais lads

prove me wrong

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Yes goy, it's perfectly fine to fuck men on the side. Why dont you let your wife do it too? It shows how masculinge you are!

>>35690885
i'll have a look, whats the name of the show/episode?

>>35691609
My 600lb life: James' story

>>35691626
you lads want to watch it in a stream later?

>I-I'm a big manly Roman, wanking to traps is the past time of Kings.

>>35691699
what time big boy?

>>35691484
>You honestly think we live in a culture that holds being a family man and masculine in high regard?

i never said this. i was speaking theoretically. you misinterpreted what i said.

perhaps so many trannies are popping up because it is becoming more socially acceptable.

we do live in a masculine culture even though the left is trying to diminish it

>>35691730
>i think that robots liking traps is going to get me bummed

I wont get another cough & cold if i go out walking in the rain tonight right? im only just over my last one

>>35691486
It's a radio show, not a podcast.

>>35691787
you didn't catch a cold because of the rain

>>35691730
>t-the Greeks were tough men who fucked to increae brotherhood on the battlefield so me fapping to a lad in a skirt dildoing his arse is totally ok

>>35691747
idk, half nine or ten.

>>35691756
>it's more socially acceptable to slice your dick off than have traditional views about women and family
>we live in a masculine society
This shit is why Islam is winning.

>>35691825

seems like everytime i go out in the rain im ill again for 3 or 4 days when i get back ,thats why im hesitating

>>35691626
cheers lad

>>35691699
aye could be a hoot

>>35691812
where's the music then you fanny

How about we talk about something more mature?

Such as whether or not I should get a 4th credit card

>>35691919
Get six, your credit score won't climb nearly as quick enough with only four.

>>35691919
or what about Chuck Berry?

what are the limits on your current cards?

>>35690089
>>35691830
lmaosdlkfjdskahahahaha

>>35691913
The autist who recorded all the radio shows sliced out the music, hence why Hip-Hop Hooray never leads to any hip hop.

>>35691919
What do you need credit for? You're 26 and still living at home Rasheed.

>>35691812
>>35691486
It was a radio show on XFM, then a podcast, then a tv show holy fuck get aware on you Karl-lore.

IT'S DICKIE ANDERS

>>35691919
dunno doesn't getting so many in a short amount of time mess up your credit?

>>35691993
The XFM isthe only one you should listen to.

Waiting in Victoria for the half price sushi sale at Itsu to open. I'm so hungry now but it's only 20 minutes. It's cold tho. Just spent a good 11 hours wageslaving. Admittedly I was just writing a paper and attending meetings, but I'm pretty shattered tbqh lads.

Anybody around here and wanna go Spoons?

>>35691952
hmm, hard to find 6 good ones

>>35691954
500 quid
500 quid
2000 quid

I could apply for an increase but that would hurt my credit score if it's done too soon

>>35691981
25
Like building my credit score and getting free stuff
Also it's cool to have lots of cards

>>35692007
Yeah, need to time it right

I heard 3 or 4 cards is the sweet spot

>>35691966
It was a necessary step to be abel to share the recordings.

>>35692058
What did you have for tea?

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>>35691919
>tfw two credit cards
>only had my first for about two and a half years
>almost perfect credit

Share credit scores lads

>>35692084
Also my total limit on the two is 6.5k so I don't really need more than two tbqh unless they offered juicy extras.

>>35691919
Why is it the lads who live at home with their parents who are always dumb enough to rack up credit card debt.

>>35691981

How else will he buy all the obnoxious gold jewelry and back waxer?

>>35692084

ive never had a credit card or any kind of finance or anything like that, will mine be 999 or 0?

>>35692117
It honestly astounds me.

>>35692062
It's a bit lazy and ruins the atmosphere, you can tell Ricky and the boys really enjoyed their selected music. The recorder should've just sang the introduced song himself with some interpretations here and there to avoid any legal troubles.

>>35692137
I honestly regret getting a credit card, I just want to clear it and close the account

>>35692139
It was Pilkington himself who edited the DACs and released them as a torrent.

Thinking of going undercover at a mosque lads. Might be interesting?

>>35688062
where you at, lad? sulphurtown?

>>35692183
you wont be seeing them talk about blowing stuff up or killing people, it will be boring non threatening parts of islam teachings for you because you will still be an outsider to them and they wont just openly reveal themselves to a stranger

>>35688098
you're that cunt from yesterday that was trying to get a proxy to ship stuff to you from the UK aren't you?

>>35692083
Mum made a chicken curry
Not sure if I'm going to eat it

>>35692084
Use clear score, it's better

I'm 999 on Expedian it's bullshit

>>35692117
I've set up a direct debit
I'm not buying anything I wouldn't otherwise buy

>>35692132
Use clear score

It'll be midrange

>>35692132
>>35692132
Neither because you have no history. Nothing to work with.

>>35692183

do it lad, ive always liked doing shit like that ever since i first watched fight club a few years ago, go to different places pretending to be different people, unfortunately there arent many group-therapy meetings (or whatever they are actually called) like that now, nearly every phobia has its own forum or message board now, internet has ruined something else.

I still go to different quiet pubs and pretend to be different people in each one though, its extremely satisfying

>>35692247
Yeah but he has a long time UK address and a few other little things like that

>>35690233
suicide forest got them a subscribe, the rest of it promptly lost it for them. 'This is What Winning Looks Like' is good tho

>>35692246
>I'm not buying anything I wouldn't otherwise buy
yet.

heard this shit all before with coddled home lads who think they're smarter than they actually are.

>Thank you once again for signing up to our new wonga credit card Amir Hussien. We are sure this will be the gateway to a mature credit score and connections with fellow entrepreneurs.
>''Could you have the name say Monica Smith on the card?''
>..Er no we need your full accurate details sir.
>''H-Hand me the card cumskin before I get angry''

Any lads here pay taxes and all that yet? How do you do it? Is it easy to figure out?

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>bought mum a nice Japanese teapot for Mothers Day
>for christmas bought her a Bonsai Tree and a couple of waving Japanese cats
>last birthday took her to a Sushi Bar
>did this because I went to Japan last year for 2 months and she always seemed really interested
>thought the teapot (A Kyusu) would be a lovely gift
>sitting downstairs today
>she laughs when mothers day is mentioned
>'I bet anon will try and staple my eyes slanty in the night as my gift, he clearly wants me to be Japanese so much hahaha'
>laughs about my 'stupid japan gifts'
>calls me a Japanese obsessed weirdo and laughs with my dad for like 10 minutes

What the fuck do I do?
I can't give her the teapot now. Can I tell her it is British? I think she would know the truth, she recognised anime as Japanese when I tried to pretend I was watching american cartoons

>>35692409
they just take it from your wages lad don't really have to owt

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>>35692246
I have sushi lads

6 quid for the lot.

>>35692452
Smash it and put it in a box for her

>>35692452
Just tell her it's chinese. She won't know the difference

>>35692452
Piss in it and boil it, serve it to her traditionally like you would in Japan.
Then tell her she drank your piss.

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>>35692452
Staple her eyes shut, lad.
She won't laugh after that

>>35692452
>Mothers Day
Shit that's this sunday thanks for the reminder lad.

>>35692503
so nothing like all the sitting at a table with a calculator and a shitload of receipts? what's all that for?

>>35692533
>store bought sushi
ew

>>35692409

> income tax is PAYE
> council tax on direct debit
> road tax done online annually

pretty simple, if you're not a mental infant.

Cant be arsed going out, cant be arsed staying in, at times like this i wish i had some kind of heavy sedatives

>>35692533
>english chain shit
laddie

>>35687996
About six months ago I was posting every day about drinking and eating alone in spoons.

Job interview there of Friday.

>>35692600
>Job interview there of Friday.
Good luck mate. Let us know how it goes.

>>35692568
Employers and the self-employed.

>>35692452
smack her head with a british iron hammer
might have to look in grandpa's shed for one tho

>>35692568
think thats only for americans and probably if you have a business or are self employed

>>35692313
There's nothing I really want to buy

Besides I have a job

>>35692370
Funny stuff

I know you love me

>>35692590
Fucking knew it wouldn't take five minutes for some elitist cunt to show up for no reason.

>>35692553
I wonder why you removed your trip Amir, enjoy playing the good guy too much?

>>35692568
>what's all that for?
Americans

Any of you lads wear aftershave? Gis some rec's lads.

Thinking of buying some samples to be honest.

>>35692643
Amer, not Amir

Pronounced like Emma

>>35692452
your mum and dad are cruel.

you should of told them off

>>35692503
>>35692580
>>35692409
Alright, second question, anyone ever sorted out taxes while overseas? Might be moving for a year and need to know what to do with student loan etc.

>>35692663
Lynx Africa

>>35692663
Aftershave is for numale liberals tbqh. Just rub your fingers between your balls and butt crack then move them around your neck, women crave the smell of viral men.

>>35692452
haha

Bet you're a virgin too!

>>35692663

armani mania is the best smell ive ever smelled, other good ones include diesel and paco rabanne black xs

>>35692676
It's pronunced like Amir as it's a dumb paki name.

>>35692689
I actually used to wear this

Just Old Spice now

>>35692703
Amer is a French word

>>35692580
I assume he meant self assessment.

>>35692722
That's probably why they kicked you out the call centre you smelly paki.

>>35692754
I guess I did, but I didn't know that not everyone needs to do one

what is the best plaace to buy anime figures? i want to buy some more but i dont know any good sites

Chunky Chicken on the way lads, pretty hyped.

>>35692698
Did said scents help you fuck bitches lad?

>>35692813

Eh, I could've inferred from it being March.
No idea about self-assessment though, assuming you've seen: https://www.gov.uk/browse/tax/self-assessment

>>35692861

no, but i once got told my a female that one of them "made her frustrated" still manage to use my turbo-autism to fuck that up too though

>>35692663
calvin klein crave
happy clinique for men

>>35692802
I haven't been kicked out

I should buy some feminine deodorant

>>35692843
EBay or Amazon

>>35692855
Why do pakis love that place? All ages they pack it out all day long

They're not special or well priced

ODed on salmon. Feeling pretty full lads. Tomorrow I'm doing volunteering instead of going to the office but a deadline for something I was doing was today. Hence why I've been in the office at such a late hour.

Probably would be better off just getting a McDonald's wrap of the day in future tho tbqh.

Anyway lads about to get on the tube in a few mins before sleeping to get up and do it again in 10 hours. A few hours of shitposting will be had too. Wagies FTW!

>>35692813
Do you have a successful youtube or something?
What sort of robot is self employed.

Finished chest workout lads. Weight is increasing but shoulder hurts like a bitch.

>>35692452
Get her a British teapot.

>>35692541
She won't care if it's Japanese or Chinese, it's all the same slanty eye stuff.

>>35692958
Rest an extra day

>>35692943
I'm not employed at all, yet, I'm just curious

>>35692900
Tbf any decent chicken shop will be packed by them all hours, CC is a chain shop so maybe it carries over.

Honestly I love it most because it's like KFC without the pretense of trying to stick to government guidelines. It's that perfect balance between KFC and the dodgy Iraqistan Fried Chicken knock off.

where the FUCK is my One Delivery with my KFC? I need my popcorn chicken REEEEEEEE

>>35692958
i always get that shoulder pain too. annoying isnt it. i like benching too but the shoulder pain is a nightmare.

>>35690089
It's a shitty chain food store popular with lower middle class people who try to act unique with talk of 'banter with the lads and getting a cheeky nandos' while posting photos on their snapchat with the crying laughing emoji and the OK finger emoji.

>have a cold sore
>get some cream for it
>open it
>it sprays half the tube out without any pressure
Great

>>35693011
Burger meals seem better value than chicken pieces

>>35692999
hmmm, I've only tried the burgers

>>35692987
This is the first time I've worked out in 3 days. I have Joint Hyper-Mobility so I'm usually pretty sore even if I dont work out
>>35693027
What do you bench bro? Are you /fit/ brah?

>>35693044
Sounds like muh dick haha

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>>35691626
alright lads this will be playing in about ten minutes, come join

Post your real names and we can judge each other.
>Henry
Regal and commanding. A true alpha.

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>Eating frozen pizza
>Old fart cat eats half of the fucking cheese

18 years of this shit.

>>35693112

Do you have a common surname?

>>35693112
>Chris
generic and unremarkable, appropriate for me

henry's okay I guess

>>35693115
My cat eats everything. Cheese, chips, bit of carrot from my roast dinner.

>>35693112
Simon. I was named after Simon Wicks from Easteneders.

>Super super attractive Tesco delivery man dropped off you food earlier tonight.

owo

>>35693112
Liam

idk what it means. it's just a fucking name.

>>35693111
I'm in. Lovely night laughing at fatties with the lads.

>>35693158
Mine will go into autistic screeching mode whenever anything dairy is in sight.

>>35693112
>Luke

boring bible name

>>35693149
Chris. Christopher. Columbus.
Alpha explorer. Should be proud of such a masculine name.

>>35693112

Rob, rhymes with nob

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>>35693172
>mfw I had to switch to ASDA because Tesco is too expensive and all the deliverymen are grumpy fucks compared to Tesco's who were nice

>>35693112
Jonathan. I'll let you judge instead of saying a bunched of positive shite that doesn't apply