>tfw no 30+ robot husband to give me babies

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>>35687410
not economically ready qt.
maybe in 4 years.

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tfw no impregnation fetish gf

Gauranteedreplies.mp3

I'm 32 but a neet so I'd have to be a house husband.

I'm in my late 30s and want to start a family. Unfortunately you're on the wrong continent. I might be convinced to fly you over to Europe but I will need more persuasion. What sets you apart from other girls I could marry?

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>>35687568
europoors need to stay the fuck away from our women

>>35687568
I exist.

Origimascara

>>35687568
Trying to act tough on a Japanese waifu image board. Just be nice

>>35687410
I'd take you up on this. I had a vasectomy, but I wouldn't tell you. I'd just feed your impregnation fetish.

>>35687410
>posting nudes for the whole world to see
>expects to get a 30+ year old to shackle down with her and have kids

Realistically, what do you have of value to contribute? You clearly have no self respect and probably do not even have your virginity in tact.

Seems like a completely useless investment. I'll take the 19 year old virgin.

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and I wanted to fuck a two decades younger version of you, how did you respond?
people rarely do what we want

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me

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>>35687410
You won't find a husband by posting your nudes to taiwanese kite flying forum.

Also, your landing strip is frustratingly thin

>>35687605
a man has to have standards anon.

>>35687410
nice try OP i saved your pic

>>35687603
So do other girls. Do you at least swallow? Can you cook and clean?

>>35687410
>file deleted
you either pissed off some jannie or became self conscious
either way its the right thing since attention whores shouldnt post blatant bait and pull in desperate betas

>>35687493
That shouldn't even be a fetish. It's the sole and entire point of having sex.

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>>35687410
You can't have kids anyway, dude, you're not a real girl

if you guys want the pic
https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivQMBsVvA4-xACK48Yirsfu3lJk5vNKKLQ_1adATw6pSMoUuUB_1HUmxSFiXKde5jd881KbLokvAtPJRZkXJ3nue6Zx55n6e_1eEvJVPin8f5t_1grHnfnTMXEw4PdZ_1whEQt4myUBrJ8tghDjvQk49bIoGBeWY5fzjMYwwE_1QPgxafFfsB1GkYMFFvRv6IUpdJzAa4a6XOtEcz8cUO5X9ERyYNpERxPRyzOWXpfuAGXr-oBIdum38wo0fK44ILgAm1911Zrm1YkY8K4l5xS6866w22Tztf3TmL4Kef3tEm1Pnhi7s4Uf8UvFMNTTij-Necoj0PymCHlE1kRWvs_1frQSIKauvXAepEomJESeucZV05UlhDvlaPdK1b-MzOnxHOKoUb2Vld-lqBJeSqfWOxm1qY84lptMDlI4pRhn1SaH0WjEWrYL_136gEsr_125UlZlAFrrGBSyWcEeTqWD3Ct1nL9jXWBlLQwsB8z-WARI6tgcMbfrX9MFt0-U5-8MimjIVhPicpPaWpS2wCdIwEvc7rzkikpk-6NRecbBqtpaszkg8RTq0rBS-p2H2JYRTQ4tmgXlcg_1TA0DQSoFuNbJNwJMwxJR6SikFDXwSm8ghIrRs8Ep5Vg8PyfJHbsAqum_13Qhgb2XaMSXX3o9AGFUG2AMKvem30EH6joKtrHxXobiVpmV80_1S8ZmusvMxwtYiaFo_1768CA_1l9llQYKqObalTYZc4CLNqt35xJAn8KlgSEKoUlGFLy7GSDYakc_1ErGi-koRtr14Ejh0qHdD0mdowzIWMrgtDYbFEE4UGhmiTwaIhwwqaqOpR0w6Jp7LRnAoDRWb2JzgTY8YXEgmW9Pp_1Tc7t40vBRODwlROaZcs6CmcpmFNBWTZpb3PS3tdFo6Tj0vot0psq0leuyvkTswB6sz21WeGBCmAH_1PUokoJy0RRdJ50iugwrrHOUwFGdv1CGo8wmbl7Bal3DZPrjujp2TKjBzkaq2beLwjjIlAQcgTtN8ya4K9lLQUdEQQALXzDB4h-9EKc7KKRuA1Y7TNLj9gmfY_1Fcn681Ahs-WyhHij1pQaVKceqg

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>>35688019
or i can try and do this

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>>35688019
What the fuck is that anon?

>>35687929
Janny would delete the thread because it's a blatant soc thread

She deleted it because she's a whore and she got embarrassed

>>35688066
i wasnt aware jannies could delete whole threads

Gotta wonder how many men OP had sex with before she tore it out and went full roasted
Kinda wish I could find a girl willing to wedlock
But generation Z has no morals....

>>35688288
That's their whole job.
They just can't ban people.

>>35688437
i thought their job was to delete images of underage ppl
guess i learned something new today