>be me
>be 14 male at that time
>hung out with 3 other guys
>T, S and M
>T and S were dicks
>M was an even bigger dick
>me and the guys were sleeping over at T's place on the trampoline
>M had an idea of meeting two other girls
> we walked out of our small town on a road, it was like midnight and very dark
>i was just walking enjoying the nights sky
>after miles of walking we meet the girls half way
>they were fat
>disappointed.jpg
>we walk back to the direction of our town
>they at least they brought beer that they stole from their parents
>S and T were flirting with the fat chicks
>we were drinking our beer
>i was enjoying the beer
>after two cans each i didnt feel drunk or anything
>then suddenly S started to act as if he were drunk just out of nowhere
>M was also being a dick and fucking around S
> while me and T were just walking and drinking
>S was talking about how he was drunk
> i got tired of his bullshit so i told him "your not drunk S you literally just drank two cans of beer"
>it was 2.6% of alcohol
> then M said "yes he is drunk anon your just jealous because you cant get drunk
>cringed.png
>then M said "ive got weed and your not gonna get any off it"
> i said ok
> i didnt really care because i already know how to get weed
>they didnt know i smoked weed
>then M said "you will never taste weed in your life"
>three days later
M, S and T were busted with weed
>and they were gonna get drug tested every month for a year
>they were in really deep shit
>M told me about it
>and after he told me this
> i started grinning
> M said "whats so funny"
> i started laughing
>then i pulled out a joint and told him
>"too bad, i was going to share this with you guys"
>>35682376
T, S and M eternally BTFO
FeelsGood thread, when tards get punished for acting like tards
if you like my green text storiies ill make more
>>35683555
Dont. It was shit and boring
>>35683610 w . .wh . .why??
>>35683728
It just didn't have much going on and the climax sucked
>>35683744
This..
Originall Oregano
>>35683744
truth
don't quit your day job, fucking loser
>>35683777
T-this... Isn't r-real, right?
>>35682376
Enjoy catching schizophrenia.
>>35683777
This quad god is onto something
>>35685459
wait no i can't count
>>35683777
Master meme text maker BTFO robot on r9k
This will be remembered through ZOOOOOMED WOOORDS HAHHAHAHHA FUNNY MEME