Asian Penises are Beautiful

omw to penis-reduction surgery, thanks for the encouragement

>>35679379

No, you doof. You just embrace your average sized willy and stop competing with horse cocks.

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>>35679346
>>Not a chore to suck

Not an issue for most of us, since we aren't faggots like you, OP.

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>>35679502

It's your loss anon. Seriously, look at it. It's one time when male genetalia actually looks adorable instead of disgusting. It's the prettiest.

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what do asian balls taste like?

>>35679346
OP I know you're asian brah.

I SUMMON BLACKED.com POSTER.

>>35679586

Fucking cute!!! Just look at it!!! That guy's dick is so freaking pretty.

It probably taste real good. White ones probably taste like moldy crackers.

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>>35679622

BLACKED penis are monstrous. That has it's own appeal, such as being the most warrior-like. It's pretty cool to cuck White guys with but I'm telling you, if I went gay, I would suck Asian dick all day. It's too freaking cute. Even you have to admit, it's fucking cute, like a plushy of weedle from pokemon.

>>35679346
As a black guy I always felt bad that white guys always used every opportunity to shit on Asian guys dicks. I've seen enough of them. They really aren't that small on average its just white dicks sometimes approach the larger size of black dicks whereas Asian dicks only sometimes approach the larger size of white dicks

But it was fucking awesome living in Japan and going to happening bars and knowing that you and every girl (and guy) knows you have the biggest dick in the room. Theres no more awesome feeling for a girl to be flirting and playing with another guys dick, to see your dick peeking through the bottom of your boxers, and having her immediately want to start sucking it because shes never seen such a thing.

Didn't always work out like that but it often times did

>>35679766

What a nice black guy. Well, your experience sounds pretty sweet too. You enter the room, and you are a god. Must be nice.

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Subjective penis rankings by race
1. Futanari
2. Black/White
3. Eastern Asian
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???. Indian

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>>35679837

1. Asian Penis (I like the color and cute factor)
2. Black Penis (If you are gonna go big, might as well go full-warrior)
3. Latino (Atleast it has that brown tone)
4. White (Boring, looks so plain)
5. Indian (Looks unfriendly)

>>35679586
Why did the balls move like that???

>>35679825
Not always a god. I liken the experience to a club where instead of dancing you get girls boncing your dick on their hand and instead of exchanging numbers you fuck. All the middle men cut out. But you still have to pick up the girls and you can often times strike out completely.

But a girl being able to see your dick and being impressed helps a lot

>>35680134

The penis was in a softer state, and when she started going upward, it very suddenly wanted to go erect. That movement is the sorta muscle twitch that will begin the rise to erection.

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>>35680163

That sounds pretty freaking wild. I don't think I'll ever have an opportunity like that in my lifetime. Embrace those good memories.

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>>35679346
yea those penises are nice but i think asian girls need to experience some bbc

What are you talking about they look like a normal dick shoved into a pile of dirt. And then it shrinks.

>>35680319
Learn Japanese and goto a happening bar. The biggest barrier to entry is convincing the bouncer you'll understand if a girl says stop and then telling a Japanese girl the most basic facts about you while flirting

Obviously you'll do better at both the more fluent you are

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Here's my hard samurai sword

I want asian guys to dump cum in my mouth

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>>35680328

There is no denying that BBC is massively impressive, but at the same time, I can't speak for girls, but if I transformed into a girl, I think I'd be down with geeky black guy with a 5 inch mini bbc, instead of the porno snake looking types.

>>35680347
Ehh, I wish but bars/clubs aren't really natural to my personality. It's awesome hearing about it though. I'm one of those boring dudes that just wants some relationships, marriage, grow old with wifey...

>>35679346
Yeah, they're pretty cute and nice. I don't particularly have a preference for them though

I think you may have realized that too late. I am so detached and uninvolved in any intimacy that I'm fine without. I should be excited but I just don't care.

I can crave sex but intimacy and a relationship with a woman is disconnected.

>>35680347
How good are happening bars for women? Are they huge sausage fests?

>dfw 4.5" Asian dick
>premature
>erectile dysfunction
>not gay, so can't be a bottom

Why live

>>35680550

Lucky. I wish I could turn that shit off so I can stop moping around.

I can't let another Asian woman into my heart again. I flinch away even as I try not to check them out, but I do.

Be glad many women are attractive as I swiftly leave the building to my car, to go home to relax by myself.

It's not just the penis you're after. Or perhaps it is all along.

>>35680625

It's off. You're constantly trying to turn it "on".

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Asian penises are definitely cute but I think the key to a happy life is diversity. Sometimes a cute Asian penis is in order but other times a BBC may serve the situation better.

>>35680503
>geeky black guy with a 5 inch mini bbc
I had one of those and they're so full of insecurities that he became repulsive to be around.

>>35680654
Tell us the story, Anon. You can't just open like that and not include some green background.

>>35680906
That looks painful as hell.

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>>35680941
She seems to be enjoying it.

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>be asian
>clean and management dick everyday
>uncircumsed
>right amount of bush

>nowhere to use

>>35680959
>because porn is an accurate representation of how sex is in real life

Okay then, mr. Kissless Virgin

>>35680978
I'm a gril though. But yeah, I know, it's just acting. Still, it looks pretty fun desu.

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>>35680978
anon you should realize that asian women crave bbc, just accept it friend

>>35681101

Who cares. We can celebrate both penises here. Some like cute, some like bbc.

>tfw no asian robot bf to succ everyday

>>35680591
Depends on how you define good. Most nights there were about 15-20 people with the most ever being 40. There were a lot of couples that simply liked to fuck in public or swap with other couples, but there were clubs specifically for swapping so those were rarer.

Of the singles a good night was a ratio of men to women was 65% men 35% women with most nights being between 70%-80% men. There was one very fat girl that was literally there every single time i ever went there who went through atleast 2 guys a night. So if you're a woman wanting dick you'll get it

However as a single guy in your 20s you were actually pretty uncommon. More than half the single men were 40+ with literally no game and spent the night solo jerking looking into the play rooms. On more than one occasion, even with my mediocre but conversational Japanese I was able to just sit down, have my dick poking out the bottom of my boxers and get

The women outside of couples tended to be late 20s to mid 30s with some women swinging slightly older to include the frustrated in their marriage but with no kids crowd. But it was Japan so outside of the notorious fat chick they all tended to have tighter bodies than most 20 year old american girls and looked really good.

But really there were all types that would come through. Easiest to get into was a girl who wanted multiple dicks. My best experience was when I brought a white friend. We both had similarly sized dicks it turns out and a girl who looked like she was straight out of AKB spent the entire night blowing us over and over as her impotent boyfriend looked on. 2nd best was hanging out at the bar when a probably late 20s blonde shibuya looking girl started blowing me in front of the entire bar while a couple a girls let me finger and feel their tits as I busted in her mouth.

>>35681329
Only strange part, which I got used to was that not only were girls surprised by the size, but so were the guys. A pre-req for fucking a girl with a guy (that she came with or was already speaking to) was that the girl would see your dick want to grab it, and make jokes about how big it was, but that also the guy would want a 2 finger squeeze. It was really weird the first couple times but I realized it wasn't a gay thing jsut a genuine curiosity thing that also turned the girl on because she realized we wouldn't be weird about double teaming her

>>35681329
On more than one occasion, even with my mediocre but conversational Japanese I was able to just sit down, have my dick poking out the bottom of my boxers and get a handsy action within a few minutes

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Domo arigato mr roboti

>>35681101
I wish more non-Asians could judge attractiveness of non-fat Asian girls

is anyone here fapping?

if so youre a fucking cucc

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>>35681554

Gonna go fap now.

>>35679586
What's that? Someone actually enjoys small Asian penises? Well shit if I knew that I wouldn't have been a Virgin for this long where are all the girls who like Asian penis >>35679346

Where can I find Japs fucking black girls?

>>35681302
I'm right here come suck mine

>>35681899
We're all right here in the thread obviously

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>went to an onsen in Nippon
>dunked my dick in ice water beforehand

I just didn't want anyone to feel bad