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When Stacy's Bonerdar detects your rocket

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>Be me, 19 y/o beta in uni
>Wearing shorts
>In bus
>Stacy comes aboard and sits across from me
>IgotthisstaycoolFBIagentmode.exe
>She's wearing short skirt
>Dem legs
>Rocket rising a little elevation, goes unnoticed
>She swaps leg crossing position
>Feet are now pointing straight to me
>Body language websites say this is good
>Rocket rising
>Heart rate rises as I realise her bonerdar may notice
>Rocket reaches liftoff capacity, Stacy reacts by turning head and feet away
>Her bonerdar has gone off
>Feels bad but at same time she noticed my penis
>Rocket feels acknowledged and begins liftoff
>Jets full drive
>Stacys blinking at the rate I'll masturbate at later
>Atleast while sitting others haven't noticed
>Bus approaches next stop
>Stacy gets up before bus slows down, first one out
>Mfw can't get off at my stop for fear of more boner shame
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why can't you wear a cup in public?
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>>35679210

Girls never sat next to me on buses. Now I drive a car.
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>>35679271
dude, I think i filled the cup
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>>35679287

Also I have a small dick so no one notices if I get an erection. I can just adjust it out of the way and change my sitting position and problem solved.
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>>35679271
if i cant control my boner it's better to learn than wear a cup
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>>35679390
you can cum in cup
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why didn't you have your anti-boner device?
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>>35679210
Girls will never know the shame.
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>>35679271

ever got a boner while wearing a cup?

it just pushes the cup out so it bulges out in your pants even more, then everyone knows you're wearing a cup.
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>>35679210

FUCK this.
Last week on the bus some Stacey sat next to me and was wearing short short short shorts and her big thighs gave me huge boner desuuu!!!! My hand kept brushing against them I almost went out of my mind.
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Just slip your hand in your pocket and tuck your dick under your waistband, retard. Boner becomes invisible.

I thought every guy learned to do this by at least age 13
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I'm 19 and don't get boners ever
qt blonde Stacy with big crush on me with DD's was practically begging to get dicked down by me but could not get anything going
just kept cuddling and watching the movie
she keeps hitting me up too but I know I can't do anything
xd
help
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