What do fembots think of the male pussy?

>>35678904
This image is wrong

That penis should be semi hard and dripping with pre cum from that prostate massage

>>35679011
lay off the gay porn

>>35678904
>What do fembots think of the male pussy?
I want to play with one

how is cum made

>>35679419
It's a bit like a restaurant kitchen, the testicles are the head-chef, the prostate the sous chef and the cowper's gland is the saucier.
The penis is front of house.

>tfw no dick to smash boipucci with
>tfw no assplay bf to finger and rim

>>35679509
>tfw no assplay bf to finger and rim
BRIS
BANE

>>35679533
Hi Brisbot! How are you today?

>>35679547
>How are you today?
Hi melb fujoshit. My butt is frustratingly horny. I'm not even saying that to be lewd with you, it really is.

>>35679578
Sounds like it needs a good pounding. Don't you have a dildo?

>>35679630
>Don't you have a dildo?
No :( I have nothing for it!

>>35678904
Your diagram clearly indicates no male pussy.

>>35679668
Like, not enough money? If you're a student, lovehoney has discounts desu. How's the fish market been? Still fishing, I see?

>>35679743
>Like, not enough money?
More of a privacy issue.
>How's the fish market been? Still fishing, I see?
If you're talking about me fucking people then I've never even baited a hook.

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>own seven dildos and an aneros
>lack motivation to even play with them lately

>>35679780
are you a qt anon?
would you fuck yourself on cam for me?
i would totally buy you a toy

>>35679780
>More of a privacy issue.
The packages are discrete, and you can get a burner debit card. Though hiding it when it gets to you is a pain. They have lock boxes you can buy though.
>I've never even baited a hook.
Are you bi? You could try grindr, there's no way you couldn't score at least one hookup.

>>35679790
ill do it for you if you do mine anon

literally zero homo

>>35679865
>are you a qt anon?
not at all, sorry
>Are you bi?
Yeah, but see above, I'm fat and look like shit, I'd be too embarrassed.

I am losing weight before people yell at me

>>35679927
Sure I guess. Where do you live?

>>35679974
aw shame
good luck on losing weight anon

>>35680000
nice digits, sadly im in new zealand :/

>>35680033
>good luck on losing weight anon
thanks

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>>35679509
>tfw no futa gf
>tfw no strapon gf
>tfw no penis envy gf
why even live

i'm like a twink, pretty cute, bi.

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>>35679488
This is the only instance where I've used what I've learned in this book.

>>35680526
Let me make love to that bp anon. I'm going to milk the cum out of you.

>>35679396
THis is a fembot? What's so enticing about it?

>>35680759
I've read stories and seen footage of what it does to a man.

>>35678904
I only like my bf's boipucci
Too bad he won't let me finger him or rim him.

>>35680825
>Too bad he won't let me finger him or rim him.
Is he gay or something?

>>35680846
He thinks buttstuff is weird. Also , he has anxiety so I'm assuming he's embarassed if I get poop on my fingers or something.

>>35680953
Have you tried going down on him and slowly but steadily moving closer to his ass?
Licking his balls, then his taint and so on.

>>35679790
>own 2 aneros, a dildo and one of those steel double sided wands (pure njoy g spot metal wand)
>too lazy to flush my asshole to even play with them, get barely any satisfaction

Help.

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>>35680693
>Let me make love to that bp anon. I'm going to milk the cum out of you.
Lewd and hot.
I'm not very experienced with buttstuff though. Also a virgin, be gentle.

>>35680785
Yo, fembots, I can't speak for other men, but for me, the prostate is not where the pleasure button is. It's more like that gland that is very deepest in the rectum. And also the whole rectum. And for me, the anal rim is where the orgasm happens, so make sure to keep twisting on the entrance. ;)

>>35681066
I am too anon, it's alright. Gentle and loving prostate milking now, hard ramming later.

>>35681008
yeah i'm just embarrassed/lazy to get an enema at the store and use it. otherwise i'd be getting pounded all the time. mostly straight but love assplay. only like really twinky guys

>>35679578
Need Melbourne gf I'm sick of being alone.

>>35681191
the poster I was replying to is from melbourne you silly billy

>>35681201
Well I am an idiot but I still need a non-sjw gf from Melbourne.

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>>35681156
>Gentle and loving prostate milking now, hard ramming later.
Can we cuddle afterwards?
Also what's your location?

>>35681376
No threesome for us now I guess dude, feels bad man.

I wish someone would fuck me
https://imgur.com/a/uD5rj
>>https://imgur.com/a/uD5rj

>>35681872
you have a nice peepee

>>35681882
thx ;) i would love for someone to play with it

>>35681872
>uncut
It looks better without that foreskin Anon, that's actually a nice and respectable dick but maybe trim your hairs a little.

>>35681916
some ppl say trim some say natural. idk how to trim. no girl's ever told me to. but i wanna try it. wanna be a totally smooth twink. that way i could make some money camming and be a hot slut that gets passed around

https://imgur.com/a/A23g8
>>https://imgur.com/a/A23g8
i'm really in need of a good fucking

>>35681916
>It looks better without that foreskin Anon
kill yourself

>>35681376
Of course! I'll pop in a movie and you can rest your head on my chest. I'll stroke your hair too, if you're ok with having you hair played with.

>>35681972
shave yo dick hair nigga

>>35682487
I disagree with this poster

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>>35682358
>Of course! I'll pop in a movie and you can rest your head on my chest. I'll stroke your hair too, if you're ok with having you hair played with.
That sounds really comfy. Would you also whisper in my ear that I'm your good boy?

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>>35679509
P-Please mess up my butt!!!

>>35682497
do u like it?

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>>35682358
>>35682532
I-I would like this very much too please...!

>>35682532
You're mommy's good boy. Taking my cock so well. If you're good enough, maybe I'll even treat you to milkies.

>>35682563
>>35682599
I-I don't think I can please this many boipuccis at once... I don't even have a real benis

wanna peg it
>tfw no qt trap bf to dominate

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I paly with my prostate sometimes but I'm not a fag who would let others do it unless they're really cute

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>>35682647
S-Sorry, >>35682563 and >>35682599 were both me, I just got a little excited...

>>35682647
We need a location Anon! where do we go to get the succ?
Also I'm legit down as long as you're older than 18.

>>35682698
i'll mess your lewd boypussy up

>>35682566
>do u like it?
ye

seriously why is there such a influx of faggots on /r9k/ lately? fuck off you degenerates back to containment board

>>35682808
literally nothing gay about this thread you moron

>>35682818
please dont reply to me. I dont want to catch the gay virus

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>>35682790
Th-Thank you, I've been needing it so bad, I've never had another person do that to me before...

If I do a good job, could you please tell me that I'm a good boy just like your other anon?

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>males and female ERPing
>males are using little girl reaction images

>>35682842
Of course I'll call you a good boy, not sure what you mean by "other anon" though.

>>35682842
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KYS ASAP FAGGOT. DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW

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>>35682647
I'll try my best to be a good boy for you.
Do you already have a fake benis or would you need to buy one?

Also please post your locations fembots.

>>35678904
ITT: Gays larping.

>>35682860
>females
>IMPLYING

>>35682933
I'm just talking about the roles they're choosing to play.

>>35682916
>>35682933
>>35682942

God damnit you're right but can't you just let this go on?

>>35682933
im a femaIe. ask me anything

>>35683024
>im a femaIe. ask me anything
Can you post a photograph of your genitalia for us?

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>>35682647
> I don't even have a real benis

SO you never tire >:)

>>35683024
why are you on r9k

oregena

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>>35680982
roll him on his stomach and just lick it, do it fast catch him off guard, I was the same with my last gf, but once she just did it well..... trust me hell definitely get a kick out of it, cant guarantee hell come back for seconds but hell like it

>>35682862
Thank you...I-I'm sorry, I just got a little jealous of the other anon who got called that. It makes me feel really nice...

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>>35683034
Why to you subject yourself to the cesspool that is R9K?

>>35683024
>im a femaIe

No, you're not.

>>35683034
no
>>35683043
i can really relate to the content that is posted here. im quite antisocial and dont like people in general. sometimes when im at a party i make my bf leave early so we can go home and not stay there with these awful people lol. im also an avid video games player :p

>>35683082
>i can really relate to the content that is posted here. im quite antisocial and dont like people in general. sometimes when im at a party i make my bf leave early so we can go home and not stay there with these awful people lol. im also an avid video games player :p
omfg so trolled haha you got us

>>35679889

>The packages are discrete

Oh lawdy

>be straight guy but actually closeted bi
>main gay fantasy is anal, have put things in my ass before but always wanted a dildo to do it properly
>finally decide to buy one from an online sex shop
>discrete packaging is extremely important because I live with my parents in a small town where everyone knows everyone, I don't want an obvious dildo going through the postal system with my name attached
>website makes a big deal about how discrete the packaging is, well concealed with a fake company name etc
>should be fine
>still quite paranoid about it so wait around on the day it should be arriving to make sure I am the one who gets it
>see the postman drop it off and quickly run out before anyone else can get it
>as soon as you see the bag even from a distance it is obvious what it is
>just a big rubber cock with my name on it

Wasn't very happy about that.

>>35683170
That's pretty fucking funny Anon did anyone ever find out?

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>>35682647
imagine a boipussy 4 way though with mommy as the Dom, afterwards we all cuddle with you in the middle and play with your hair before falling asleep in the now slightly moist bed, wet with your achievements

>>35683398
Sounds gay but ok

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>>35683462
wow really? it sounds gay?

no fucking shit sherlock fucking holmes

>>35683222
I have no idea, no one has ever mentioned it to me but they wouldn't would they? I do know a couple of people who work for the postal service so I was slightly concerned. I would just say I bought it to use on a girl if anyone ever asked about it.

>>35680392
Hello fellow sheep enthusiast
not that anon by the way

>>35683604
hey anonpai, where ya from?

>>35683614
Christchurch, how bout you my dude?

>>35683398
>4 boipuccis
Nonnie, sweetie, mommy only has 2 hands and one fake cock to work with. Mommy's up for the cuddles though. I'll bake you all cookies and you can wash it down with my milkies.

>>35683686
s-same :o

>>35683808
wew, this isn't what normally happens.

>>35683537
You wanna razzle dazzle?

>>35683877
a-are you cute :3

>>35683910
Not at all
I'm a big guy with a baby face

>>35682808
>lately

You're new. Goldsteins been brainwashing robots to like boipussy for over a year now

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>>35683931
uuuuu

plus orig

>>35683973
Quite nice tbqh

Lurking bot here.

>>35683973
Nice butt
I'm not sure how to respond to be honest

execute aII faggots desu

I'm sorry guys but if play with your ass you're gay