Does anyone else get vagina envy? Not sure that I want to be

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no i'd rather just be a legit woman and wear pretty clothes and pump out a few kids and be a stay-at-home wife sucking my alpha husbands dick into our 70's and then we could die of old age ~80 or 90.

Having a vagina isn't that great. It's wayyy harder to get off, and you're forgetting that women bleed once a month and it ruins our expensive panties.

>anyone wish they had a vagina
>i really want to suck a bbc
>should i start hormones
>im wearing my sister's panties right now


Remember to sage and report Jewish psyops thread.

>>35678462
>not getting strangers on the internet to buy you new panties
>not selling your crusty bloody panties to strangers on the internet

You're fucking up.

>>35678551
where and how do i do this

>>35678636
Look up Pantydeal

>>35678462
>Having a vagina isn't that great
stop lying

>>35678679
It's not. It's way harder to orgasm.

i have one, i wish it was an innie. i am saving up for labioplasty. sometimes, i wish it was not there at all. it's easier to get off with my ass.

>>35678700
on average it takes a woman ten to twenty minutes

>>35678756
>i have one, i wish it was an innie. i am saving up for labioplasty. sometimes, i wish it was not there at all. it's easier to get off with my ass.
are you sure that's a vagina and not a penis?

>>35678320
>I hate having a refractory period

>would rather have a regular period than a refractory period
top fucking lol m8 you're retarded
I'll trade you my regular period for your refractory period

Nah dicks are way better.
That's why dick + everything else female is objectively the best combo

>>35679197
>I'll trade you my regular period for your refractory period
deal
>>35679222
t. dick haver

>>35679222
I wish I could grow a dick. I would make a great futa.

>>35679269
>I would make a great futa.
prove it by pegging me

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>>35679269
Stay jelly cuntlet :^)

>>35679281
You're only allowed to cum on my dick, okay?

>>35679290
I am jelly. I want a meaty cock in my pants.

>>35678320
>Does anyone wish their genitals would bleed once a month profusely and be forced to wear pantie diapers or cotton dildo?
No anon, i am quite glad to not have a bleeding hole between my legs that reminds me to fuck by bleeding and giving excruciating pain

>>35679323
You don't actually want a penis you fucker, you just think they're hot.

>>35679378
No, I want a penis, and I think they're hot. Are you trying to pull some dysphoria FtM crap on me?

>>35679323
>You're only allowed to cum on my dick, okay?
If you can't make me cum in an hour, I get to cum in your pussy. Only seems fair.

>>35679428
A deal's a deal. Bend over, boy.

>>35678320
Damn that's hot

I didn't think anything came out of the vagina when a girl orgasms though?

>>35678320
I love the refractory period. I can get my rocks off quickly and efficiently and move on with my life.

Penis is the superior sexual organ.

>>35679640
What did you JUST see, Anon?

>>35679650
Well see that's just it, I don't know what I just saw.

Women don't have an equivalent of semen. It just looks like discharge, but not all female orgasms are accompanied with some sort of leakage the way a male orgasm (most usually) is

>>35680161
it's cummies

fuck you OP, saged

I'm okay with not having a vagina, because it means I can get a gf with a vagina and use her vagina to make her cum until she passes out.

>>35682302
you can do that with a vagina

>>35682317
Having to find a lesbian would dramatically reduce my chances of finding a girl.

>>35678320
Can you post more of your vagina webms

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>>35682505
>Can you post more of your vagina webms
how about I make some more too?

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>>35682520
Yes anon that would be ideal

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>>35682549
>Yes anon that would be ideal
fresh out the oven

>>35682578
tumblr is a great place to pull amateur masturbation videos from

there are lots of blogs that aggregate content girls post of themselves

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converting another

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quite a mess she made

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shitty autofocus

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>those tits

Retards on this board literally said this girl was a tranny last time I posted her

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one more then I'm done

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>>35682788
>then I'm done

>>35678320
The shills are getting more and more creative.
Note how this is just another pro-transgender thread.
Report and ignore.

Lots of girls can't cum multiple times or even at all from sex you know. Men automatically have stimulation of their entire dick. Whereas most of our nerve endings are situated kind of out of reach. A lot of us have to learn to cum from penetration. And many never do. It's a combination of physical factors.. and also mental. It's not so simple.

On the other hand I know a guy who can cum like 9 times in an hour.

It's not about gender it's just.. luck idk

>>35683717
Also you have one or hasn't and if that isn't the so called "multiple" which is really just one that lasts longer. Then any more will make you sore and overstimulated

>>35683730
Fuck idk what I was trying to say there. Autocorrect but you get the point

>>35683717
>Men automatically have stimulation of their entire dick
That's absolutely false. Stroking the shaft is as stimulating as stroking the arm.

>muh can't reliably orgasm from penetration
Do you think men have an advantage here? How many men do you know that can orgasm from penetration? And I'm not talking about anal.

>I know a guy who can cum like 9 times in an hour.
>It's not about gender it's just.. luck
>there's one girl who can't orgasm multiple times in a short period of time and there one guy who can orgasm multiple times in a short period of time
>it can't be related to gender at all under any circumstances
The very vast majority of men are physiologically incapable of having another orgasm for a while, whereas women "get just too sensitive" and just stow their pussies away for the rest of the day.

Finally, the female orgasm lasts longer and is more intense than the male orgasm.

inb4
>we bleed once a month so I win the debate


Fucking women, I wish I could just turn gay.

>>35678320
Don't worry, by posting on /r9k/ you're already a pussy by default.

>>35678358
I'd rather have gender roles reversed so that a woman could work for the family and I could be a conservative, stay at home dad. Not gonna happen though.

>>35682520
>>35682578
It feels good to stick your dick in a vagina but holy shit are these things gross.

>>35682578
I want to feel that on my benis

>>35684045
Every man I've ever heard of can cum from sex? That's sort of the point. what are you talking about. If they can't then they are the exception.

you're full of shit and if you actually had a vagina you'd understand that instead of being bitter about everything. There's far better reasons to wish you were female than a fucking hole.

>>35682635
>>35682578
Why do they convulse?

>>35684102
>you're full of shit and if you actually had a vagina you'd understand that instead of being bitter about everything
Produce an argument, woman. Comprehensive and based on facts, not hearsay and assumptions. Come on, I dare you.

>>35684138
to milk your penis

>>35684140
>>35684140
I'm not arguing. I'm stating. I have personal experience of this whereas you quite probably haven't even had sex. It's well known many women have a harder time reaching organ and I have never met a man who couldnt. Or is that just you?

>>35684151
That must feel so incredible.

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>>35684151
E-every Iast drop?

>>35684174
Male who has sex here, the girl is pretty correct.

>>35684178
Actually feels kind of weird, it's fun because you know what's happening but it's not like it's super pleasurable. It feels like she's trying to poop your dick out

>>35684174
>you quite probably haven't even had sex
Arguments, not virgin shaming, is it that hard?

>It's well known many women have a harder time reaching organ and I have never met a man who couldnt.
That's a) related to women having generally lower sex drives, no physiological need for frequent release and less interest in masturbation because it's for some retarded reason morally wrong. And b) irrelevant, considering the female orgasm is orders of magnitude more satisfying.

I'd very much rather have an orgasm only 2 out of 3 times I try, instead of having what's basically one, or one and a half, contractions every time I try. Also, why the FUCK is orgasming from penetration alone such a big deal when there's a cornucopia of ways to stimulate the clitoris independently.

If you're still convinced a lot of women can't orgasm reliably, or not at all, because they have vaginas instead of penises, google "betty dodson method".

>>35684306
While this guy is probably a raging virgin, it is true that it's not like women can't orgasm, the man just sucks at his job. I make my gf cum every time, I'm dedicated to it.

>>35684345
>While this guy is probably a raging virgin
I absolutely fail to see how it would be relevant.

>>35684383
Um this isn't a discussion about mathematics, having had sex is very relevant to talking about literally having sex and orgasms.

>>35684408
>having had sex is very relevant to talking about literally having sex and orgasms
Bullshit, I evidently know more about sex and the female anatomy than every single one of my normie friends that fuck on a daily basis.

nice strawmen flying around here