tomorrow is my birthday, and I had a very stressful day today,

>tfw no one wants to drink with me
come on guys, let's drown our problems together

>>35677401
>>35677692
I quit drinking, and I don't much care to watch you drink yourself to death thread by thread.
Why don't you just smoke weed or something? You'll live longer and be happier.

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>>35677401
>tfw no whiskey to go with this mound of cocaine

>>35677401
Happy birthday Samsonite

>>35677401
You need to get a haircut and shave.

>>35677750
>smoke weed
>live longer
kek, typical stoner logic

You have good taste in music and awful taste in alcohol. Whiskey's the worst.

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>>35677401
drinking guinness foreign extra and naked grouse over here
happy birthday anon, here's to a happy year for you

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tastes okay, is fucking cheap, and despite what pic related says, is now up to 6.9%

>>35677401
Holey Dollar Gold rum here, mixing it with pale ciders to create a strong drink, pretty nice

>Straight Bourbon
Sounds pretty good. Spent $200 at the liquor store the other day on whiskey. Right now, however, I'm just drinking some cheap Evan Williams and chasing it with a Guinness Foreign Extra Stout. After my one good beer, I'll be moving on to either Guinness Extra Stout or PBR.

>>35677833
If you're purchasing your whiskey in the US, you cannot go wrong with most bottles that are labeled as a straight whiskey, whether it's rye, corn, or bourbon. In general, they're the best bang for your buck in terms of quality and quantity, due to the strict laws surrounding specific terms such as "straight" and "bourbon"

Jesus christ TJ, you smoked so much pot that you lost a TON of weight

nice drink you got there my friend

>>35677401
i've been watching you age and look more and more miserable with each thread i've seen you post since 2010. cant wait to see what you look like in a few years time. nice pimple

>>35677859
Been drinking the same lately. The taste and alcohol content is great for the price. I was wasting so much money by buying six packs before, but I can get a 24oz can of these for $1.60 around here.

>>35677983
do you have the six packs of the 16oz cans?
they're only like 4 bucks here and are usually enough for what I want in a night

How many more days in a row are you gonna wear that shirt.

>>35677750
I don't want to live longer though, and I'm incapable of happiness
>>35677785
thanks m8
>>35677793
no
>>35677833
fuck off m8, bourbon is awesome
>>35677857
may you have a good year also
>>35677878
rum mixed with cider is legit. I actually have some cider in my fridge, may try mixing it with my whiskey and some lemon juice
>>35677885
damn right, straight whiskeys from the US are the best. people mistakenly think scotch is the highest quality whiskey just because it's the most expensive, but straight bourbon is actually produced with much higher standards

>>35677401
I had a few coors today. I just bought a 6pack of sam adams fresh as helles, will probably have one a little later. Do you drink much beer or is it primarily hard alcohol

>another March birthday
Happy birthday, you old so-and-so.
I'm having cider, maybe a toke or two as well.

>>35678000
Haven't seen any, but I haven't really kept my eye open. If I see a 30 pack of these somewhere I'd start getting that in a heartbeat

>>35677960
probably I'll be even fatter and look like I'm 50
>>35678041
usually hard liquor, sometimes wine and beer also. though I would rather drink malt liquor than Coors, that is truly the worst American beer
>>35678045
I think March and April are the most common months for birthdays

>>35678322
>I think March and April are the most common months for birthdays
Things start to get cool after August I guess. People must be trying to warm up.

>>35678006
The thing that really gets me is that scotch is often aged in used bourbon barrels. I'll admit that scotch can be pretty damn good but it's just too expensive, and when I find a scotch with a complex flavor, the notes I enjoy the most are ones that seen to be from the bourbon.

>>35677692
Still feels like I'm drinking alone

>>35678409
Just pretend harder.
it ALMOST works

>>35677401

You like Bathory and are a robot? I thought all metalheads had a pretty small and tight local scene to be a part of.

>>35678322
what was stressful about today

>>35677796
He prolly means that OP would die of alcoholism in a few years, but if he smoked weed, he'd prolly live a full life.
Are you really this stupid?

>>35678506
54m50n has been smoking weed as well, I think before he started a common law marriage with Jim Beam.
The issue isn't the booze, it's the man- he's harm himself with whatever was in reach.

>>35678377
yeah, that's it

also having a baby in winter was riskier historically

>>35677401
I had you added before, when you found out my gender you were lewd and rude and then ghosted me when I wanted to talk about other things. Was that you or could that possibly have been a fake?

>>35678467
tripfags aren't robots

>>35678582
That sounds about right.
He won't talk to me at all.

>>35677401
You should really push your hair behind your ears, or even tie it into a half-pony tail.
Think you'd look qt. All long haired men should avoid having it just sit straight like that.
t. Effay

>>35677401
You're getting fatter and fatter by the day, you gross son of a whore.

>>35678604
He's going for a viking thing, I don't see why he couldn't just braid a few bits of it.
That would look amazing.

Damn you really are an alcoholic.... At least try and cut down, I drink heavily once a week and even that is excessive. Marijuana gives me anxiety but I sometimes I use Kratom and it gives me a nice buzz to enjoy my day.

Happy birthday Sammyboy.

Don't drink yourself to death just yet.

Doing Irish carbombs by myself.
And no shit OP, my birthday is tomorrow too!

>>35678638
Should try to copy your favorite version of Thor then desu

>>35678403
that is one of the reasons bourbon is the purest whiskey, using new barrels is a requirement
>>35678467
I haven't been to a show in years
>>35678473
worked my first solo shift in my new job
>>35678582
when was this?
>>35678604
I tie my hair back in a bun for work, but otherwise like to have it down

>>35678638
Vikings weren't sweaty skinnyfat fucks. This guy is the unhealthiest, skinnyfattest individual I have ever seen.

>>35678678
Well I think he's kinda cute.

>>35678673
Awhile ago. Maybe a year ago. I'm pretty sure it's you, you said you were from California. That's really impolite you should act nicer.

>>35678718
Put your trip back on, fatass.

>>35678582
>I had you added before, when you found out my gender you were lewd and rude and then ghosted me when I wanted to talk about other things. Was that you or could that possibly have been a fake?
ugly

>>35677401
Happy birthday. I had one of those really bad hangovers today that tell me "Time to cut back again", but I ended up having some beers and some wine I had lying around.

End me. I went to university and finally graduated. I now work in one of the highest suicide-rate careers, with no relevance to my major, only due to my father's company.

>>35678731
>her dumb ass went for the rare omega wannabe Chad that becomes a tripfag
>gets her filthy flaps in a twist when he acts like an anti-social pussy devouring beast
Somebody should help women use the internet, they're clearly too retarded.

>>35678006
>I don't want to live longer though, and I'm incapable of happiness
funny how alcohol causes those thoughts. Took me a year after quitting before it felt like the brain damage was mostly cured. Happy birthday though you old fag

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>>35678731
>I am a woman
>please treat me nice
stupid

>>35678784
Have your cognitive abilities ever snapped back to around where they were before? If there's one thing I hate about drinking, it's how stupid it's making me become.
>constantly forgetting what i was doing or thinking about 5 seconds prior
>can't remember words
>no motivation for any projects or creative pursuits
>struggle to find energy to watch movies or read
At least my vidya skills haven't deteriorated. Muscle memory, I guess.

>>35678772
When I added him I had no clue who he was.
>>35678793
Everyone should be treated with respect. How would you feel if someone you were talking to acted that way?

>>35678882
>Everyone should be treated with respect. How would you feel if someone you were talking to acted that way?
obese

Are degenerate stoners allowed in here? I'm higher than I've been in a very long time.

>>35678882
>How would you feel if someone you were talking to acted that way?
>were sexually aggro with me
It would be sexually exciting.

>>35678882
what exactly did he do to you

>>35677401
>tomorrow is my birthday
happy birthday anon, your the only tripfag I've ever liked

>>35677401
happy birthday samson, even if i am a bit early in saying it
hope you feel less stressed in the future

>>35678731
I only interact with people who I find interesting or who provide something else for me. obviously, you were lacking in both categories, which really is no one's fault but your own
>>35678766
which career is that?
>>35678784
>implying those thoughts aren't the reason I started drinking heavily
>>35678920
absolutely m8, enjoying a few bowls myself

>>35678582
>when you found out my gender you were lewd and rude
fuck off roastie if you bring up your gender you're getting what you deserve

>>35678752
Made me spit out my milk

Original

>>35678936
I like being bullied by people whom I have become friends with, not people I just met.
>>35678938
We were talking like normal, then when he figured out my gender, he started making lewd comments and being really mean. When I attempted to stir the conversation back to the normal discussion he just stopped responding. I didn't even tell him he just figured it out.

>>35677401
Happy Birthday dude enjoy as for booze I have many poisons

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Here with ya my dude, cheap n shitty old crow but it gets the job done; happy bday robot - here's to another year of miserable disappointment

>>35678986
You found me interesting at first when you assumed I was a guy, your attitude only changed when you deduced I'm a female.

>>35678841
>Have your cognitive abilities ever snapped back to around where they were before?
Hard to be sure. I'm a pothead (only at night) now but I feel a lot clearer, more motivated. Plus the anxiety and depression are mostly gone, that's what took a long time to show any improvement. And I wasn't expecting any improvement there. And re vidya, I lost interest shortly after I stopped drinking and haven't played since, 1.5 years ago

Happy birthday pro, I was shocked

OP I've been reading these threads for quite a while man and I just want you to know that there is still hope for you man. I was a binge drinker for 5 years and it completely ruined my life. I thought I'd never be happy unless I had the comfort of drinking. But one day I just quit and started to workout and my life changed. It sounds corny man but there is a silver lining out there, you just have to take a leap. Good luck man and happy late birthday.

>>35678988
I didn't announce it, I just type like a girl and have girl interests. This is a thread which I did admit my roast because it was a specific reason.

>>35679049
>t. all boring ugly women ever
He didn't find out you were a woman, you revealed how skull-numbingly dull you were, like all other women.

>>35679120
Ah yes its always the girls fault. Even though most people know Samson is a terrible person.

>>35679109
>type like a girl and have girl interests
you definitely deserved it, fuck off to another board roastie

Hoppy easter Samson-kun, you're the only tripfriend I remember fondly all these years

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Back by popular demand
I'm here to shitpost

Ever get that toothbrush out of your ass samson?

>>35679289
From now on, replying to all posts to put people in their places too

>>35679227
And you type like a giant faggot.
>>>/hm/

>>35679264
It's a shame not even he wants to remember you

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>>35679304
Forgot my photo, good ol Fish is out of practice

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>>35679314
Starting with a classic, since you're all new as shit and probably havent seen it

>>35679289
>Back by popular demand
literally one screencap

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>>35679325
I post original manga

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>>35677401
>tfw black otaku

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>>35679336

>>35679328
Not sure what you're talking about and I do not care. I was sent here by intuition and anger

>>35679325
>seen it
>masturbated to it
>bought the shirt

>>35679264
wait, it's easter already?
>>35679120
this. there are a few women I regularly converse with, largely because they're actually fun to talk to. if you're boring, and you're not giving me money, sex/nudes, alcohol or weed, you can fuck right off
>>35679067
see >>35678986
my life was already fucked beyond repair before I started seriously drinking
>>35679033
it's not really disappointment if you expect things to suck though

>>35679352

>>35679351
Want a medal faggot?

>>35679357
Good meme reddit

>>35679361
Did you ever get the toothbrush from your ass?

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>>35679393
Forgot the page again
I've really lost my touch

>>35679361
do you still live in Albany samson?
I've been meaning to visit you one of these days

>>35679393
>Good meme reddit
Good image, faggot.
I like how you remembered it.

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>>35679398

>>35679405
Bring mouthwash and some dental floss. He's very hygienic

>>35679408
Kill yourself my man

Samson looks exactly like this guy I fucked. But he was a brony.

>>35679432
>Bring mouthwash and some dental floss. He's very hygienic
you met him? are you a girl btw

>>35679476
A girl with huuuuuge tits

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>>35679469
>Samson looks exactly like this guy I fucked. But he was a brony.
are you a girl

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>>35679432

>>35679469
Good for you faggot. Enjoy the prolapse

>>35679476
My sex is irrelevant. Lets say he makes sure his cavities are always filled.

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This is what I did for saint patricks day.

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>>35679491

>>35679483
Huge anger for all you people shitting up my board.

>>35679487
Are you desperate?

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>>35679491
>My sex is irrelevant.
I don't want to reply to women, I don't want to encourage women to post here

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>>35679508

>>35679504
You should have tried some nice sturdy rope and Mckilled yourself

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>>35679524

>>35679510
Dont tell me what to do. I'm better than you

>>35679487
I am a girl. A very pretty girl.

>>35679532

>>35679538
Pretty fucking ugly

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>>35679542
I lost my picture because you're all so gross

>>35679532
>Dont tell me what to do. I'm better than you
stupid

>>35679538
>I am a girl. A very pretty girl.
ugly

>>35679552
I think almost everyone is better than you.

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>>35679565
>I think almost everyone is better than you.
u smell weird

>>35679504
Exploding Kittens is not a very good game.

>>35679579
Yeah I really rather play cards against humanity.

>>35679551
>Lost pic a third instance in a singletime

>>35679575
Why are you still alive?

>>35679602
How about you go back and play it with reddit?

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>>35679620

>>35679619
I'm very out of practice

>>35679620
>Why are you still alive?
retard

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>>35679632
This manga is for people 18 and up so nobody in this thread can read it

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>>35679645

>>35679642
It's not safe to post your personal information online

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>>35679651
>It's not safe to post your personal information online
obese

>>35679405
indeed I do, though my place is not a good one to visit
>>35679469
I'm glad not to be a brony, even being a foamer like me is less autistic
>>35679504
Jameson is kind of nasty IMO, always has a slightly fishy taste to me

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>>35679651

>>35679666
I'd prefer to call you dense since you keep doing it

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>>35679684

>>35679677
There's nothing less autistic than you. I'd rather go to a fucking ponycon than be around you

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>>35679700
I think she's taking it too seriously

>>35679677
He was the most autistic person I've ever met, and I feel great shame that I let him fuck me. Even greater shame that I let him fuck my boyfriend at the time. I thought he was cute at first, I had no idea he would screech about ponies in public.

>>35679736

>>35679738
Why havent you ended your life yet.
I'd do the job for you but you're not worth the effort of washing my hands afterwards

>>35679677
>my place is not a good one to visit
you live in the ghetto or something?

your apartment looks pretty nice if it's the same one I am thinking of, the one that people used to post all the time

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>>35679753
A fourth time, this is crazy

>>35679738
>I let him fuck my boyfriend at the time.
>Chad and Stacey are having threesomes with bronies out of boredom
I'm going to remember this next time I see a Chad and feel intimidated- he might have sucked off a brony.

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>>35679760
She seems to be having a bad day

>>35679760
>A fourth time, this is crazy
FIFTH

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>>35679785
Dont you just hate it when this happens

>>35679677
What is your preferred whisky then? You ever drink it with pickle juice?

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>>35679793

>>35679791
Delete your post. I make the rules here

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>>35679802
This is what your average stacy does on the weekend

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>>35679820
I think she hit the wall pretty quickly

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>>35679827
She's trying to grab those betabux

>>35679771
He didn't just suck him off, he got fucked in the ass by him as well. And I used this against him even after we broke up I teased him with this.

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>>35679830
I think the simpsons did this plotline first

>>35679839
>He didn't just suck him off, he got fucked in the ass by him as well. And I used this against him even after we broke up I teased him with this.
I hate women

>>35679839
I understand that you're animal people, please stop.
I'm trying to read a mangy here, you saucy minge.

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>>35679844
This story is a bit longer

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>>35679873

>>35679871
Speak english in my thread.
This thread is property of the USA

>>35679853
The feeling is mutual

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>>35679883
The way she looks at the corpse is how I look at chicken

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>>35679900
This one is a brief intermission from the borderline gore

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>>35679909
It's important to remember to floss

>>35679900
>The way she looks at the corpse is how I look at chicken
She's not overtaken with lust at all though.

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>>35679914
And to remember that toothbrushes are for oral use only

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>>35679919

>>35679917
I pity the chicken

>>35679853
>>35679871
Add insult to injury, even though he was chad the brony was way taller than him and bigger. There is nothing funner than cucking a chad with an inferior man.

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>>35679926
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>>35679932
This bug looks like all the people in this thread

>>35679926
>I pity the chicken
I pity the foo'

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>>35679942
I'd rather be dead than be a bug. I like being a fish

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>>35679951

>>35679944
You're not entertaining

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>>35679977
She's so ungrateful

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>>35677401
I'm drinking rum and very lonely Samson. I will bump your thread for yous.

>>35679931
>>35679839
>>35679738
>lets his gf fuck a brony, then lets said brony fuck him in the ass
is it possible to be more cucked?
that said, I am a fat degenerate with a slightly larger than average cock, so I'd be happy to be your next bull
>>35679755
nah, my room is just dangerously messy
>>35679801
Evan Williams. and I do sometimes, yes

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>>35679990

>>35679996
Off yourself

>>35680004
You also have a vibrating toothbrush

>>35679990
Next page, faggot!
Don't blueball me.

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>>35680027
It's a sweeter story than most

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>>35680040
it gets nicer I promise

>>35680027
Whats with this toothbrush thing?

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>>35680053

>>35680058
His fat cow ex stuck a toothbrush up his ass and he loved it

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>>35680027
I was talking to Samson

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>>35680072
I think being a giant worm is a pretty big handicap

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>>35680082

>>35680079
Try talking to yourself. As horrible as you are I'm sure you're still better conversation than fat train autist

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>>35680100
Dont look. It's not work safe

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>>35680118
I said not to look at it. You disgust me

>>35680079
>>35679996
hello, thanks for posting. rum is really nice, will probably get some next time I buy booze. ignore Fish, he's a faggot
>>35680058
it's a dumb meme started by my ex back when she was pissed at me, she later rescinded it, but cucks like Fish keep repeating it because they don't have the mental capacity to come up with any better insults

>>35680121
>tfw no Tajima bf

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>>35680121
It's almost over, then I will likely bail

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>>35680100
I have no friends and talking to yourself isn't good advice, your advice is destructive in general

>>35680004
I don't have a boyfriend to cuck right now, but I'll keep you in mind. Nothing is more pathetic than an alcoholic tripfag seeking validation on a small internet community of bitter virgins.

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>>35680142

>>35680141
Just you wait

>>35680138
She only did it because you sent her thousands of threatening emails you autistic pyschopath

>>35680153

>>35680147
I suggest suicide then

>>35680152
I think this is the closest he's ever been to being tolerated by a girl

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>>35680169
i missed the page

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>>35680178
oops it's not a good end

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>>35680138
I like it as well. It has a caramel flavor I guess cause it's made of sugar. Fish is a faggot? ok

Do you smoke cigarettes?

>>35680138
Hey shuddup Fish is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills trips and doesnt afraid of anything

>>35680199
Success breeds jealousy and that man hasn't done anything successfully since his ex made him eat jello off the floor

>>35680189
What a let down.
oregano

>>35680169
>>35680153
says the pathetic virgin jerking it to "edgy" hentai
>>35680152
I'd recommend Fish also, but I doubt he could get his tiny dick hard for a 3d woman, unless you peg him with a 13in strapon first

>>35680211

>>35680207
You're an okay kid. Stay in school

>>35680228

>>35680227
You speak from experience about what it takes to get a 3 inch dick up

>>35680199
sometimes, was planning on smoking one tonight, but it's raining outside
>>35680207
the only trip he killed was even more of a whiny cuck than him. he's been trying to get rid of me for years and has failed miserably

>>35680265
I havent thought about you at all. You're not worth anyones time

>>35680189
But nothing that forms a chrysalis even exhibits that mating behavior.
rip

>>35680310
Fran isnt good with bugs.

>>35680227
He's busy white knighting for another fembot no thank you

>>35680334
I'm the black knight here. I dont give a shit about anyone but myself

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>>35680334
What's with all this drama? Quick rundown?

>>35680354
Can I get a quick rundown on that photo

>>35680354
Soz thought it was another fishy

>>35680272
if that were the case, you wouldn't be whining and acting like a bitch in my thread now, cuck
>>35680334
lol he always does that. likes to think of himself as some hardcore, "muh lejun" kind of guy, when really he's just a dumb cuck who goes after easy targets to make himself seem less pathetic. he contributes absolutely nothing positive to this board, and when he's gone it's genuinely a better place

>>35680400
I'm shitposting in my thread.
Go back to /soc/

>>35677401
Your mantits have grown exponentially samson, bra when?

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>>35680483
Leave Samson alone

>>35680563
But he's definitely for bully.
He likes it.

>>35680410
I'd tell you to go back to /b/, but it's not 2010 anymore, so you should honestly just make yourself as dead as your particular brand of cancer
>>35680483
never
>>35680572
when it's funny (or at least intended to be funny), yes. when it's some dumb cuck seriously trying to hurt me, it's just pathetic

>>35680644
How would you know what 2010 4chan was like?

Zonking out to some Attenborough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxNZ90us50M
Happy Birthday, fag.

well, it is now officially my birthday. here's to another year of posting trains, drinking booze, and pissing off pathetic cucks
>>35680800
classic nature documentaries are excellent, thanks

>>35677793

fuck off normie.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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I dont drink sir, neither should you

>>35677401

my brother, we are so different by look(i can tell you have european genes, i'm have mexican indian and white trash genes) but i can see we have a lot of things in common.

Don't let society destroy you, don't let those normies make you change your appereance and dont stop fighting the world...

FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES AND ROCK ON DUDE!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

>>35680914
fuck off, I do what I want
>>35680961
honestly, "robots" hate me far more than normies do, largely because they're actually worse. just like SJWs, they can't stand anyone who doesn't buy their bullshit or is even slightly more successful than they are

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>>35681063

Don't worry about people, as time goes one become far more lonely but that is not a bad thing white metalhead anon.

I don't have words to describe what i feel regards your response but i can share you the best Burzum song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FttgsegQyAU

>>35681110
>2011 version
I don't get why so many musicians make shitty "updated" covers of their own songs. also, any Burzum albums after Filosophem are garbage

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>>35681275
Varg is nice

>>35681288
not really. he made good music back in the day, and some of his videos are interesting, but he's really just a washed up old racist with negative, impractical and demonstrably false views about the world. that said, Euronymous was an even bigger faggot, so I'm still glad he's the one who died and not Varg

>>35677401
no homo ur a handosme looking guy i think. Go find a girl and be nice to her nad you can cuccdle and have sex with her and take her place san d have fun. goddamnit stop being such a fucking reaterd anon just get a girl or maybe ur gay then just replacethe word girl with guy

>>35681512
how drunk are you, anon? I'm quite wasted here, and still make more sense than you. regardless, I've tried dating, cuddling, having sex, and it solves nothing

>>35681687
im pretty fucking wasted nigge, You goottata take her places. Maybe take her to Peru to that wrecked palace place? Matchu Pitchi or whatever? That'd be dope. You need to get away from society for awhile it's cancer

what movies do you like. Just watched Everybody Wants Some. It is the most entertaining film, Ive seen in a long time

Why do people reply to these threads?

>>35677401
Heyyyyy robot, it's my birthday today too. Cheers!

>>35681708
that's way too expensive, I'd rather spend my money on booze and weed
>>35681752
I don't watch movies much, mostly just Star Trek and stuff on Youtube