Why arent you a young successful businessman with a beautiful

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>>35675965
cough cough

Oil

She looks like a horse with a broken jaw, and the man look like he has 2000+ connections on Linkedin and a leased car.

The baby's cute though, no hate towards him.

>>35675965
Because I'm not young, successful, or a businessman

>>35676546
A true veteran like me can tell this is a Chad baby. He probably already kissed his first girl and saw her panties. You need to end Chadism when it begins at any age.

>>35675965
>being successful business man
>falling for the bear trap known as marriage
Well good luck with that business, not sure how long it's going to last when you keep taking shit deals

If i was one i wouldn't bother marrying, i would get a lover but i wouldn't marry her

>>35676806
>A true veteran like me can tell this is a Chad baby.

Is it the hair? I don't think I've seen babies with that much hair

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>>35676546
>2000+ connections on linkedin and a leased car