I just ask3d my grandma to find me a gf, shes a church leader,

>>35675344
you might have to get saved to get the gf

Yeah bro get that religious girl some Molly and weed she'll eat it right up, stay safe

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>>35675359
Kek that is clever thing to say

becoming active in a church is probably your best bet at this point. they have their own social system where society's standards don't apply... not unlike 4chan, ironically

>>35675344
>shes a church leader
What?

I bet 10 bucks OP's granda is from some hippie church that said "fuck the patriacy" on the 60's.

You will get a hippie """christian""" gf that was already fucked by trayvon but pretends she is pure.
You could test her purity and if she is really pure, marry her.

>>35675588
A born again virgin/christian with a child

>>35675588
My grandma is a strict orthodox church volunteer group leader or something, shes very traditional russian babushka, the girl she finds might be a whore tho

>>35675632
>>35675706
Dunno which one of you is OP, but if she is a born again bitch with a kid, go away inmediately.

But if she is from that orthodox church volunter leader, I think there is a chance that you will find a cute girl that likes to help people, so maybe she can help you heal your soul.

But you shouldn't be a fucking little bitch like you are in /r9k/ with her, don't FUCKING HIT HER but also put her on some limits sometimes, like going full feminism, etc.

I want to believe that OP is a cool good guy and will finally get a gf.

>>35675777
I am op and my grandma is the church leader not the roastie, i dont know anything about her yet