Tinder Chad

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>>35674662
Traps are not gay, htdydhyshjj

This is an immense fail anon, proves that being fake doesn't pay off , faggot

>>35674731
Non-american here and I'm really confused about what the fuck is a "rack."
I was 100% positive it meant ass but I've recently seen people using it to refer to tits as well.

Somebody help a nigga out

>>35675232
It just means tits.

>>35675232
it has always and forever meant tits

>>35675256
>>35675279
Fuck, I was rused

>>35675232
It means boobs; nobody uses rack for ass, that was just your interpretation as a projecting fag.

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>>35674662
I got a nice Chad facebook acc setup. Just need a phone number

Anyone got something. I can work some good shit tonight

>>35675337
I'm telling what I've been told you retarded inbred snow nigger.

>>35674662
I dont understand. Why are women actually responding? This doesn't happen to me. Are these bots?

They will put up with anything for an attractive Chad.

>>35674662
If you're goibg to Chad, Chad gently, believe it or not some girls are aware of 4chan and the chadfishing activities. Don't blow your cover.

You can get away with rather odd things

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She sent nudes, topkek. It's this fucking easy jeez.

>>35676040
Holy shit. I should make a fake Chad account to score myself some nudes too.

>>35675358
>>35674662
>>35674731
>>35675358
You have no idea how much these photos are triggering me. Chads literally have it on pure easy mode, they can be as autistic as they like. Makes you hmmmm thinking about how much of a difference there really is between them and us besides the physica, and the confidence that results.

>>35675358
kek

rice paddies

LOL

>>35676152
bonus points: get them from a local girl you know in real life

>>35676040
this girl isnt even hot

look at those sacks

and all you neckbeards think these are "stacys"

LOL

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>>35675358
>chink
>actually finnish
Like pottery

>>35674662
Where to get six or so photos for cat fishing of the same guy that won't be discovered

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>>35676206
Theyre definitely considered attractive to 99% of the population.

>>35674662
Keep it up at the roastie scum.

>>35676190
Time to fuck with the girls at Uni.
>imagine looking at someone as I walk alone from building to building and thinking "Haha, I've seen you naked, roastie."

If you want to really see something, make a 400lb whale profile, and see the thirsty betas pour in. Some are surprisingly good looking (or more likely, with fake fake profiles as well).

There was a thread about that on wizchan few years ago, sadly cant find picrel.

I don't really get this. All you're doing at best is wasting their time and being a dick to them.

You're still not getting laid.

>>35674662
Where do I find Chad pics online? I just realized that since I dont look at guys I have no idea how.

Obviously I can't use someone famous like Ryan Gosling. What do girls consider hot and sexy?

Like hot enough to just naturally hook up without prolonged date torture?

>>35676280
Looks like I'm in the 1%
She's definitely not ugly, but that pic also isn't worth a fap or even s yawn.

>>35676404
>surprisingly good looking

A hole is a hole, Chad's got tons of cum so he'll dump it anywhere warm. Not like hes trying to find a bride.

>>35676419
On the contrary, there's no point in having honest profile pics. If you click with the girl (and prove some redeeming quality, like being funny and pleasant to be around, however unlikely that is for a robot) - you can post real photos and admit you're not as good looking and still get some. Lying on the internet? So what.

Easier to shoot in a barrel of 300 rather than 7, even if 200 drop you because of your deception.

The only cost is buying phone facebook PVAs ($0.5 per acc), because cunts will eventually report your fake profile.

>>35676556
Are you retarded? The second she sees you flat out lied about your appearance, she's ditching.
The "his heart is what matters" meme CAN have weight, but not for a catfisher.

>>35675358
>Chink
>Finnish
>Uses XDDDDD
/pol/ was right again

>>35674662
Is there like a starterpack of chad pictures? Need a handful in case they ask for a selfie or some shit. Alternatively, where can I find some Chads who'll help create ChaDB, a database of pictures for all occasion for the long con.

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>>35675358
>she actually knows about rice fields

>>35676617
The magic is in voluntarily divulging who you are which catfisher would never do.

Obviously works only if the fake pic is 9/10 while you in reality being 6/10 or so at worst. You're right thought, that 80% of cunts are like "eeew, an internet creep, REPORT REPORT", while only minority remain interested. It's still worth it thanks to sheer number of matches one gets.

The only real trouble is chatting up the rest before your account gets banned.

>>35676688
Fair enough, but honestly I doubt even 0.05% would give you a chance unless you looked similar-ish to the photo. It just screams desperate and self esteem issues.

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I keep feeling like this bait I say too obvious, let's see what some stacies think tho

Obviously not the best quality bio, but if anything it should prove the po Not even more clearly how shallow tinder bitches are. Let me know if anyone wants the profile pic, I'm in Cali so if ur far enough away should be fine.

(Fuck, file size too big apparently)

Bio basically is blah blah surfer and soccer, loves reading and indoors too, Not that funny (ironic self deprecation)
Low-tier, I'm not good enough to fake Dream Man

Picture is here
I'm pretending to be second from (our)left. 18

There was a humble Chad I used to work with who got a ton of nudes from girls on apps like tinder, and because he hated how stuck up most of them acted, he saved their nudes and posted them publicly and attached their names to them, he even showed me the nudes on his phone when I was at work, sometimes Chad actually fucks the roasties over

>>35676892
sounds like a cool chad

>>35676892
That's no Chad, that's an attractive robot with people skills! Bring him to our cause! Ask him for his photos that we may troll with them!

>>35676941
Sadly this happened a few years ago, I have him on facebook but I havent spoken to him since then, I doubt he still has the photos now

>>35676932
He sure was

>>35676755
>self esteem issues

Personally I've never used this tactic (too ugly and unfunny), but saw it in action with IRL acquaintance I've sold PVAs to. Indeed the fake pic is similiar to him, but quite obviously not him.

From what I gathered:

1) First, screen chicks by their profile, drop all the partywhore trash

2) Strike a convo about tinder and dating. If the the chick is too dumb to understand sexual dynamics in dating, don't even bother and ghost

3) She has to come to realization that you're doing this to win a numbers game, not out of desperation (seriously this is just semantics. is make-up being desperate? think about it.)

4) Most catfishers are rather dumb seeking dumb people to bait, you're doing the exact popposite. also a convo topic after big revelation.

In the end, it's somebody who's educated and was looking for a quick fuck for todays night, and finding not quite the dildo she set out to get, but still interesting enough to proceed.

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Lmao my first opening

Just gonna start with the absurd on a few on them

Her profile was completely blank except picture

Yes I know I'm autistic

>>35676995
>I'm playing the numbers game
>"take me now anon!"

Can one of these fake chad profiles pls start a conversation with 'WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!' and post results

>>35677050
Anon with the opening line, it's a rough one but not too risky. Lets see how this plays out

>>35677087
I'll do it next match I get

>>35677050
Superbly autistic, post results

>>35677087
>not starting with the brap copypasta

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>>35677099
>a dank memer
>not too risky
>maybe not for a Chad
>my sides

>>35677050
will probably still work depending on how Chad your profile is

>>35676684
It's a pretty fucking obvious racial joke, you'd have to be an idiot not to get it.

>>35677099
>>35677118
>>35677087
If this thread is still alive tomorrow morning, I'll post everything I got. If not, someone start a new one. Maybe I'll wait till same time tomorrow actually

All future dub replies can give me a line I'll try to work in, no matter how bad (nothing racist or anything, gotta play the game to some degree yknow?)

>>35677219
Use the brap copypasta, follow up with a please reply

>>35677219
At least give me something to fap to now tho.

>>35674662
What an ORAORAORAORAoriginal thread, seems like the days of 4Chan having better content than reddit are over...

>>35676617
>>35676688
>>35676995
>>35677080

TFW the only catfish I always get is a landwhale with profile pics of her, but from 10 years ago.

>>35677240
Seconded OwO

>>35674662
you're all fucking stupid if you think this'll actually work. Most stacies are somewhat savvy and won't send nudes until they're 99% sure you're real i.e- proof of a real instagram, facebook, snapchat them etc
it's not as easy as it looks, don't waste your time robots

>>35674662
Can you post what Chad picture are you using for these?

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>>35678164
This Aryan chad god.

>>35676040
>>35676170
>>35675358
>>35674662
THIS IS IT ROBOTS!!! THIS IS IT111 THIS IS HOW WE DEFEAT THE NORMIES...CHADPOST THE SHIT OUT OF TINDER THEREBUY MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE THIKRATI MAQAM autist revolt shariff hussein

Le bump


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>>35678188
Anything new? whorigianl

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>>35675358
This really pissed me off. It proves that Chad can make racist insults about their families and women will still love him, because HES A FUCKING CHAD REEEEEEEE!

>Chadfishing thread on /r9k/
>uses a picture of a 5/10 max unattractive guy
>gets told to fuck off from multiple girls
>HURR LOOK CHAD CAN SAY ANYTHING AND STILL GET PUSSY

Every single time. None of those girls would have met you, idiot.

>>35680949
Bitter virgin seeing what he wants to see: the post.

>>35680999
I guarantee you if that was a robot who messaged her that, she would have blocked and reported him, and you know it.

>>35681037
If a robot would have used a picture of himself in sweatpants after not having showered for a week. The fact is that robots could easily get dates off tinder like everyone else but are just too lazy to try.

>>35676206
t, virgin

origininggernignog

>>35680949
I'm a 4/10 and every girl I've talked to was fine with me being racist, and usually join in themselves.

It's all about not giving a fuck. Girls only have as much power as you give them.