>you get drunk alone >chad fucks your oneitis

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>My grandad fought in WWII and was part of the development of atomic bombs after the war
>I'm a 30yo autistic NEET with an anime waifu

As long as my oneitis is happy, which she wouldn't be with me.

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>>35674436
NO! NO! NO! THE FEMINAZIS HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU!

Hold still, I'm taking the shot and putting you out of your misery. It will all be over soon.

>>35674436
That's really selfish. You only want her to be happy because it gives you a slight amount of happiness, but you obfuscate it to sound like you're okay with it as you get a little selfish bit that way in return rather than nothing.

>You can't rhyme properly
>While Chad satisfies your oneitis sexually

>>35674927
>You watch anime
>Chad puts his penis in her vagina
If you pronounce "anime" or "vagina" in a really strained way it rhymes.

>You post with anons about Keek and Meme Magic
>She gloats with her friends about getting Chad dick