Anons, can you do something for me? Go now to the bathroom, sit

No poop, why? What's up?

No poop on the paper for me as well.

>>35666731
Sometimes when I've been holding in farts a lot or have just sat on the toilet to fart, it's a tiny bit shitty, that's all. When I say it like that it's kind of obvious though really

No poo, but there's a bit of blood. Thanks for nothing.

I always wet wipe thoroughly. No poop. never any poop.

I even bring my own toilet paper and a bottle of water so I can wet wipe in public toilets

Wiped on the outside of butt crack - no poo.
Wiped and got a little bit of finger in there - bit of poo.

You okay anon?

Use a bidet or wet wipes, you fucking animal

>>35666712
No poop anon. Why do you ask?

>>35666924
This is me, OP, for those asking for my reasons. I'm generally paranoid about being clean down there desu

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>>35666712
you've brought it to my immediate attention that my buttcrack hygiene is in a state of utter disrepair...
I was always thinking it was just my ass hairs being tugged from moving around.
Well, I went in...and felt something.
It felt embedded, so I started picking.
There was a lot of picking, and I'm not gonna lie, it was extremely satisfying in the worst way.
End up dislodging the entire piece of accumulated ass crust in one chunk.
Dude, my butt feels TWICE as thick now.
Thank you.
And to answer your question, yes.
yes there was some poop not only on the toilet paper, but entangled deep within the trenches of my ass.

>>35666712
brest /thread ever

>>35666712
I clean my *sshole with soap in the shower so I'm confident it's clean.

>>35666969
Why not bring a box of wet wipes instead?