>no hook ups Why do women do this on tinder?

To filter out a small amount of betas at then very least

>>35666496
I hate sluts.

>>35666661
>>35666496
yeah it is a shit test. they want hookups. it just saves time from men who are too pussy to ask for it anyways or be socially clever about asking for it. i got a bj from a girl on the first date who said no hookups in her bio

>>35666496
I wrote "no taxes" when I filed this year.

Seems like an appropriate place to make my stand.

>>35666718
This. When a girl says don't do something, do it.

>>35666762
ehhh, not always, i kept fingering my gf when she said to stop and it made her bleed and she wasnt too happy about it and we didn't do anything after for like a day since it hurt her. i guess within reason. if they are willing to go on a date with you and aren't a saving sex until marriage type they will probably want some kind of sexual contact and will enjoy it.

be careful of stds tho lads they are NOT epic

>>35666496
>keep it classy
>good vibes only
>dog mom
>fluent in sarcasm
>I'll like your dog more than you
>My daughter comes first
>i have 8 tats an want more
>lol i dont know what im doing here
>SnapChat contact with blank profile

They should make a Tinder card game like Pokemon, I'm just not sure how the attacks would work, and I have to come up with artwork for each card.

My favorite is: >no guys under 6'
It's very effective!

>>35666812
wow jesus, if you made her bleed no wonder she wanted you to stop. Did you use a fucking jackhammer?

>>35668102
i can get kind of excited and carried away sometimes and hurt people accidentally :( i feel really bad and apologize after. it makes me feel like an abusive asshole even though it is an accident every time

>>35668151
That's a bummer anon, one time it slipped out and I rammed my ex's anus at full speed, she cried for like an hour. I know your pain

>>35666496
>keep it classy and respectful
>pic of her in lingerie trying to look sexy
???

So many damn bots on tinder is why I quit

>>35666762
>Stop, I mean it
>Bitch I know you want this fucking dick.

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>>35666496
because despite being fucking scum, they don't want to meet up with their scummy male counterparts and want "nice guys" so they can fuck them over.

>>35666812
clip your nails
then file your nails

you know why bitches spend all their free time filing their nails?
so they don't hurt themselves when fingering/fistfucking themselves