I seriously hope none of you still tie your shoes like this

Who /velcro/ master race here?

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I do. Every day, in fact.

What are you gonna do about it?

>>35664386
>>35664421

Only normies wear shoes

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOW OUT OUT OUT

Shoes are for faghounds

Asdf

>tfw autistic and didnt properly learn how to tie shoes until 13
how the fuck should i be tying them then?

>tfw have nike air max and they're always pre-laced

How are you supposed to tie them? I'm not sure how they're tied in OP's pic, but I'm sure I don't tie them that way

>>35664386
t-teach me how to tie my shoes, anon

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>>35664386
I refuse.

Now what, Schlomo?

>>35664728
>he does the virgin laces

>Not just walking around with bricks duct-taped to your feet to save money
Fucking normies

>>35664875
Should I just go and tie my shoes properly right after I have sex for the first time?

>don't tie shoes at all
who /ubermensch/ here

>>35664894
>wearing shoes
>not going barefoot everywhere and letting your feet develop callouses to that rival heavy-duty boots

The door is that way, norman...

I don't even own shoes. I don't need them since I never leave my basment.

>not making a mould out of your own frozen cum and wearing that before putting them back in the freezer

why is there another way ?

Are Converse All-Stars alright?

getting the laces from step 2 to 3 is harder than actually learning to tie your laces properly

>he Can tie his shoelaces
OUT NORMIE OUUUUT

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>>35664386
T-this is a meme, r-right? How else would I tie them?

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>tfw 110 Iq brainlet
>tfw when every kid in school could tie their shoes I was the only one wearing Velcro shoes
>could never even tie my shoes once the "normal way"
>tried it a few times even know and still can't do it.

Should I kill myself?

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>>35664421
Me.

Stringfags stay cucked

>>35664999
yeah they are poorfag essentials along with old skools

>>35665104
Most people can do it and the average IQ is 100 you retarded fuck

>>35665104
Even now***** I really am a brainlet.

> Knows how to lace

Fucking normies. velcro or gtfo

>>35665071
hehe i like dis poast

send

>>35665071
This. If you don't need mummy to tie your shoes for you, you're not a robot.

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>>35665132
I don't know what my problem is, I can't even do the simplest of tasks. I can't even recite all the order of the months. Even at a very young age I remember struggling with what is left and right. What is wrong with me?

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>>35665104
>you now remember you couldn't lace your shoes until you were 11
Stop it. I don't want this feel