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What do I DO!? 2017-03-20 04:11:24 Post No. 35663267
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What do I DO!? Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:11:24 Post No. 35663267 [Report]
Posting on phone, sorry if typos. I'm at the doctor's office, and I needed to give a urine sample. Got the cup, went to the bathroom, needed to piss anyway, aimed, fired. Pissed a lot, and knocked over the cup so it all spilled out and now there's piss all over the floor and none in the cup. I tried soaking it in toilet paper and "wringing" it into the cup, but it's not working and I'm getting soaked in piss. I don't know how much longer I can stay in the bahtroom and I can't go out there without a piss sample. Need help IMMEDIATELY!
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:16:37 Post No.35663341
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:16:37 Post No.35663341 [Report]
>>35663267
How do you fuck do you fuck up this badly
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:20:44 Post No.35663421
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:20:44 Post No.35663421 [Report]
>>35663341
I'm a robot, isn't that answer enough? I need to know what to do now
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:45:55 Post No.35663823
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:45:55 Post No.35663823 [Report]
Clean it and say you couldn't go right now.
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:48:25 Post No.35663850
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:48:25 Post No.35663850 [Report]
>>35663823
this. go out and buy a couple bottles of water, chug them and come back when you have to piss again. be more careful next time.
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:50:55 Post No.35663889
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Anonymous 2017-03-20 04:50:55 Post No.35663889 [Report]
at least you could go
I get stage fright
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