Kirby

>>35663077
Decent writing skills and laziness

>>35663077
Kirby is now a chad :)

>>35663077
crippling depression

reiginal

>>35663077
A mental illness and substance abuse lol

>>35663077
cancer and chronic insomnia

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Puffy nipples and the ability to get sunburned indoors

An extensive knowledge of dank memes

/martyr/ syndrome and INFP-T.
It's a bad mix. I'm sorry.

>>35663077
why is he so perfect, bros? :3

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Blind rage towards everything

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autism
original tomato

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>The fashion of a 69 yo taxi driver
>abstinence
>weird slang

>>35664777
Also Unfathomable discomfort

A weird fetish about big titted anime girls with Ara Ara flair
And a bad personality

>Kirby swallows me.
>Turns black
>Suddenly discriminated against by r9k and pol
>Kirby takes the shape of a ball
>ball is life
>kirby beats king deedeedee in 1v1
>Kirby starts stealing things from random houses in dreamland
>kirby uses a pistol to deal with his problems
>kirby ends up in jail some 6hrs later
>Kirby suddenly has to pay child support
>kirby evades child support by staying in jail
>Kirby tries desperately to release my blackness into a star
>Then kirby realizes once you go black you never go back
>kirby gets released from jail and sells mix tapes about the struggle

>>35663077
he gets sleep.

>>35663077
>Kirby absorbs (YOU), what power does he get!?
Kirby is now gay

>>35663077
he becomes a NEET

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kirby becomes a useless beta weakling
t. INFJ

The ability to kill himself but fail so he gets injured and therefore depressed so he tries to kill himself but fails so he gets injured and then depressed so he tries to kill himself but fails so he gets injured and then depressed so he tries to kill himself but fails so he gets injured and then depressed so he tries to kill himself but fails so he gets injured and then depressed

>>35663077
The magical ability to fuck up his own life even when he thinks he's doing the right thing

>>35664948
>>Kirby starts stealing things from random houses in dreamland
>>kirby uses a pistol to deal with his problems
>>kirby ends up in jail some 6hrs later
>>Kirby suddenly has to pay child support
>>kirby evades child support by staying in jail
Do YOU do this?

Uncut dick and suicide fantasies

>>35663077
Kirby is now covered in acne and hates his body and life
His power is advanced procrastination

>>35663077
the power to be smart but lazy

loneliness


organ transplant

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He becomes a modular origami ball and gracefully flies away in the wind to become a star.
Quite like the fucks I had about studying instead of going on 4chan.