How do you think a girl would react if she saw your penis?

>>35662616
Disappointment or amusement. Probably both, in that order.

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>>35662616
Hehe... Just read the pic little man. You'll know then...

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probably a bit shocked, dunno.

My GF sees my dick every day and her reaction is she puts it in her mouth.

>>35662662
Disgusting. Does she even have a cock?

>>35662616
give.
sauce.
now.
pretty please

>>35662657
When are you planning on transitioning?

>>35662687
Only if you promise me that you're not a fag.

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>>35662691
not my thing, guy...

Does it always look like that?

>>35662616
>flaccid
>"This is not my final form"
>goes super saiyan

>>35662725
If you're not a dicklet, then yes. You're not a dicklet, are you anon?

>>35662722
Not even just a little bit?

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>>35662718
i'll do better
i'll prove it to you
1.Rocket Monkey (when he does vanilla)
2.Hisasi
3.Doumou
4.Sian
5.Jun
6.Obligatory Meme50
7.Itou Eight
8.Okumoto Yuuta
9.Asanagi
10.Gujira when he does straight stuff

>>35662749
Of course not haha. Dicklets are losers right.

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>>35662754
Not at all, the most gay thing I'd be willing to do is probably let a guy suck me off

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>>35662616
>"Hmm? You call that a penis? HA! What a pathetic little dicklet
>"I can't believe you expected to fuck me with such a sorry cock! I've dumped guys with dicks twice the size of yours before."
>"Eh? Oh My God. You're getting hard from this!
>"What a loser! Getting a boner over having your baby dick made fun of!"
>"Let me take some pictures, my friends will love to see what a disgusting degenerate you are getting aroused over being made fun of like this."

>>35662616
just laugh
or probably compare mentally and realise it's the smallest ever
and then laugh

>>35662809
wow, at least have a little bit of respect for yourself, faggot. Jeez.

>>35662616
i would like the source of that please, i like the way the artist draws dicks so far. any other good artists who know how to draw a good dick? it's a skill thats lacking in 90% of artists for whatever reason.

>>35662616
uhhh, unimpressed I guess?

My dick isn't a big monster cock its only 5.5 inches. But I fucked my high school GF with it which is more than most of you can say.

>>35662687
Sakaki-san Franchise

>>35662899
Would call you a dicklet but you aren't wrong ...

Surprised with this small it is. Then thinking about how she could fake an orgasm.

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If she saw my penis she'd probably think it's alright, not a monster dong but not unservicable.
Now on the other hand, if she were to smell it...

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>>35663000
wash your dick you filthy monkey

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>>35663011
I'm gonna keep masturbating and leaving the jizz in my pants and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
Nice get by the way.

>>35662841
I like SPH, anon.

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>>35663038
Is jizz staining some sort of a fetish for you? It's disgusting, you know you're disgusting, right?

This is disgusting even for a robot

I'd probably get really embarrassed and shy but also turned on. Especially if it had a potent man musk.

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>>35663064
>fetish
No I'm just lazy
>it's disgusting
Yeah no shit asshole I may be an autismal sloth but I am self aware and know it's disgusting.
No one's gonna smell my dick though so it's okay.

>>35663101
It's not okay anon, how can you live with yourself? Do you even have any friends?

Normielaize yourself, even if just a little bit. Please.

Girl that I like is a virgin, so she wouldn't know what to do with my beautiful 6'' penis.

>>35663124
All my friends are online, they ain't smelling my dick, and neither is the cashier at the local store where I buy food aka my only real life social interaction.

>>35663149
Don't you want to live a more normal life?
You are a waste of space and energy, literally worse than a nigger

>>35663175
So what if I am a waste of space and energy? What makes you any more useful in the grand scheme of things?

>>35663192
Every single person that does any work is useful in "the grand scheme of things" And you're just a parasite living off the work of other people. Only use of you is the fact that you buy food and support the local store where you live.

How do you even support yourself?

>>35663224
Oh yeah you are totally useful doing whatever job you're doing, you are certainly not expendable and won't be replaced as soon as you quit/die.
Don't let those smelly neets keep you down!

>>35662616
Pictures like this always make uncut dicks look amazing, so why do they look horribly ugly in real life?

>>35663346
You're looking at life in the wrong way, yes people are replaceable and they have always been, but every single working person plays a role in the bigger picture and contributes to society.

Stop being a waste of space and either A: Kill yourself or B: Contribute to society.

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>>35663354
here's an uncut dick that looks amazing

>>35662616
Flaccid, probably a giggle
Erect, disappointed
Though now I'm talking to a lass that likes SPH, and she does it both in a degrading way and in a neutral way. Like she'll talk about wanting to "grind on my cute little dick"
I keep it caged for her now

>>35663505
Time to talk about jobs! Every time. Wanna talk about jobs? Until you scream. I wanna bother you and piss you off. Jobs!

What... what do you do? Fer a job? Did you go to college? Oh, I'm impressed! Are you using yer fucking stupid clown ass degree? Jobs!

How much do you make? Wow! You're awesome. Do you dress up? Are you the boss? Do you think you're something big because of your false authority when you push people the fuck around? JOBS!

What's yer career? Are you proud? Did you plan your life? Important job! Is it just about the money or do you have a dumb life's mission so you can pretend you came close to making any fucking difference at all? Jobs!

Do people like you, because of yer job? Do you get respect, from dipshits? Do you have this retarded concept of being successful and getting paid to do what you love and having yer place in the world and having that be the basis of yer identity so when ya get ready to die you can look back on what the fuck ya did fer a job?

JOBS!

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She'd probably laugh at me for being a sissy but be surprised due to my slightly big package.

>>35663682
I want to licc the dicc and tongue your navel.

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>>35663682
I think I remember that dick.

>>35663697
I posted it already, it's more or less the only one I post.
>>35663695
Feel free I suppose.

>>35663697
Are you the tripfag who spammed BBC porn in my size queen thread yesterday? Welcome to my new thread.

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With laughter, it's minuscule.

>>35663675
You have the internet and you have all the time in the world to become a autodidactic polymath and make money through the internet or create some sort of a business, learn to code, become a graphic designer... you have an unlimited amount of choices but you choose to sit home alone and do nothing, I browse this board because I used to be like you, minus the cumstain fetish, it just feels like home.
But I know it's wrong to be a waste of space so I quit being a fag.

>>35663761
Was that really yesterday? How time flies.

>>35663819
You had the whole internet to learn from and you're still a moron. Pathetic.

>>35662616
disdain, disappointment, indifference

any adjective for unimpressed or bored, really

>>35663505
>but every single working person plays a role in the bigger picture and contributes to society.
I work 6 days a week and I would choke the life out of you if you ever said this to my face.

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>"Pfffff, that's what you call a fucking anaconda. Seriously?"

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Depends on when they saw it. I'm a grower, and it's almost 7" when erect, but it looks pretty pathetic when it's flaccid

Showers in middle school were not fun

>>35663819
Yeah, I was asleep when the thread got deleted though. Mods really don't like those kinds of threads, apparently.

>>35663909
Breaking the first rule of /r9k/. Thinking this one won't get deleted either. How much of a dumbfag do you have to be.

>>35663951
Except that this is an original thread, retard.

>>35663867
But you do play a bigger role, stop being such a pessimist. If you hate your current job just find a new one, if you can't then I guess you're meant for your current job, for being an idiot.

>>35662616
she would laugh at me
like this "haha"
it sounds hot when i imagine it, but in reality i would feel awful

>>35662616
Nothing. I have an absolutely average sized dick.

>>35664078
Speaking to you is very reassuring. I may never be a genius, but at the very least I'll never be half as much of an idiot as you are.

>>35663761
I've been there and liked that thread a lot, hehe

"shave that shit you fucking monster"

>>35664158
Glad you liked it anon. I'll make it again someday when the mods stop being butthurt. If we can have a "hug your sister" thread every fucking day, I don't see why a thread like that can't exist once in a while.

>>35664154
You'll find your way through life, you won't be sad and angry forever anon :)

And I just stated my opinion, there is no right or wrong opinion, it's just an opinion, calling another person an idiot for their opinion just shows how ignorant you are. But don't worry, you'll grow out of it eventually :)

>>35664185
I hope i'll be here when you create it

>>35664196
Just curious, what did you post in that thread?

>>35664219
some pics in the start of the thread

>>35664078
I bus tables and rent out a spare apartment, you self important retard. The "bigger role" consists of temporarily clean restaurants and housing Mexicans.

There is no "bigger picture", unless you're a surgeon or a published scientist, you're a completely replaceable cog in a machine designed to hold up a very select few on the backs of the many.

Society is not designed for your benefit, and if you didn't live in mummy's basement to take the living cost of your burger flipping wage, you'd know this.

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>>35664186
>there is no right or wrong opinion
But there are retarded ones.

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>>35662616

Disappointing reaction with my 5inch benis

>>35664227
I think I might try making a thread on /trash/ soon actually, since I can't think of anywhere else to put it. Only other places I could think of would be /soc/, /d/, or /b/.

>>35662616
>"You call this a dick lmao"
>lifts her skirt
>"Check THIS"
>forces me to succ it
probably

>>35662616
>tfw the only girl I ever fucked said my dick was enormous and she couldn't take it all

>>35664304
i've thought about /trash/ as well 2bh
i never browsed /soc/, but i doubt they would like it
i often visit /d/, but they wouldn't like it
and /b/ is way too fast

>>35664254
>being this close minded

Somewheres between low and moderate acceptance probably.

Too bad none will probably see it because I'm too much of a fatass robot to go after any.

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>wow, this must be like, 7 inches :O
>its 8 I fucking measured it

>>35664362
>being so open minded your brain falls out
Sick argument d00d

>>35664350
I'll see how it goes on /trash/. Just made a thread there, if you want to join.

>>35664440
ok, i'll try to post over there sometimes
thanks

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>>35662616

Let's find out.

I'm the anon that showed two women my dick and they both laughed at me, called it small, and said it was gross because I'm uncut.

And everyone always mentions my bumps. I don't know what they are, probably an std while I'm a virgin because I'm a fucking loser. Probably got cucked by a Chad, he spit in my food, and now I have an std for life.

>>35664497
Oof. Sorry anon. Better luck in the next life, maybe?

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H-hopefully they'll say it's cute and that it should always stay in Pampers, because small penis humiliation + diapers are my fetish. :3

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>>35664670
>Tfw fucked that up
G-guess the gig is up!

>>35663530
It only looks amazing because he's pulling back the foreskin to make it look cut. That doesn't count.

>>35664670
You gotta kill yourself ASAP. Your mom probably cries about you.

>>35664802
That's the point of the foreskin though anon, makes it so the head doesn't get dried out from constantly being exposed and when you have sex or jerk off you can pull it back
Stay mad cut fags :^)

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>>35662616
>hfw
W-what did she mean by this?

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>>35662657
really pretty cock would suck
>>35663530
would let slap on my face and throat fuck me
>>35664497
it aint that bad
id probably suck but then again i'm a major cock slut
>>35664670
would call cute and little and keep in pampers forever and ever

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i haven't cared enough to take a quality dick pic in years

you know, the kind that makes it actually look good

>>35665049
Whats your sexual orientation and how old are you

The first moment my girlfriend and my ex saw my cock they were both insanely surprised that it was much bigger than they thought.

Im asian but I have a 7 inch dick. They thought I was going to have a 5 inch dick.

>>35664852
Probably... and nah.
>>35664985
Hnnng wew lass, wew

>3.5" hard

Extreme disappointment, laughter, or maybe she'll get mad at me for wasting her time.

>>35665072
i've been with women before so i guess i'm technically bi

/25

>>35662616
Ohhh that a big daddyy

i don't know i avoid letting them see it cause i am conscious about it's size (six in)

>>35662616
Link to that version of the doujin? The one on sad panda has full censorship.

>>35665768
>>35662616
>>35662687
>>35662911
yes help there is only fully censored versions

>7x5.5" hard

Idk. They'd react alright, I suppose.

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>>35665768
>>35665817
Huh?

It's just white bars.

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>>35665184
>lass
I like your optimism

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>>35665849
It's heavily censored.

fucktherobot

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>>35666207
No it's not...

Are you doing this on purpose?

>>35666283
https://exhentai.org/g/673161/712eb91105/

>>35666367
https://exhentai.org/g/840722/a76cd4c8e1/

Page 136.

s p o o n f e e d i n g s c r u b s

i guess she would be a bit suprised because im kind of a sperg but my dick is almost 8 inches...

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depends on the context I suppose my dick is bigger than average but not likely to drive any girl into a cock-hungry frenzy

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>>35662616
>Tfw I got fordyce spots and ppp.
>Tfw I gave up in love or intimacy nearly a decade ago.
>Tfw the lack of love and connection to others makes me wish for the end of everything.

>>35662616
my gf called my penis big

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>>35662616
SHE WOULD RUN FOR HER LIFE

NOBODY CAN ESCAPE BIG BILL'S SPIKY TOAD

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on a scale of one to ten how badly do I need to kms tell me pls

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>>35662616
Laugh most likely because it's barely 4inches

>>35667624
Well anon, at least becoming a trap is still an option...

>>35667624
That's soft right? It has to be?

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>>35663793
dicklets unite

>>35662616
I don't know.

probably unimpressed?

It's only the length of an Iphone with the case which is about 6.2 inches.

I mean I'm comparing myself to all the dicks I see on here which are always huge.

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lt's unique!

>>35668410
Maybe you can make a whole six inches when you team up!

>>35668497
>implying
The dicklet cutoff is 7", sweetie ;^)

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>tfw you'd suck and swallow the cum of even the smelliest neckbeard here but you're a boy

Suffering ;_;

>>35662616

The ones that see it on snapchat likes it, though I angle the camera to make it look bigger

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>>35668581
>implying the smelliest neckbeard here isn't you

>>35663505
How is that any different to wasting your life shitposting on 4chan? This site has certainly played a role in the bigger picture in its lifetime, you would have unironically made more of a difference to the world posting on here all day than if you got a job stacking shelves or some shit

>>35662616
she saw and praised my length but wasn t satisfied with thiccnes

>>35662616
8 inch dick here, they usually get shocked.

>>35662616
Last time a woman saw it was years ago and she said "IT'S SO BIG!"
6 inches slightly bigger than average girth.

>>35669035
how thic are you?

>>35668183
negative been like that for as long as I can remember

>>35667451
I know that feel too well, friend.
>have fordyce's all over penis
>hair grows up and around the first few inches
>six inches hard
>can't imagine love or intimacy happening to me due to increased focus on sex in the modern day.

We will go together.

>>35667814
not gay sorry faggot

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>>35662616
I don't know- it may never happen- what do you think of my dingaling anon?

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Not sure, think it's good- 6.4 inches length, not sure about girth, how would you react anonnie?