Big nose

>>35659430
>Have a big nose
>Walk into investment bank
>Put on Kippah
>Asked to see Mr. Cohen in Securities
>"Shalom, Ruddi said you could set me up, you know Avis son"
>"Ah, Avi. How is the old goat? Come right this way Mr....?"
>"Goldberg"
>Proceed to make bank

You are literally the opposite of fucked, you just need to know how to use it.

Funny how the missing tile syndrome effect never fails to work.

Just be yourself anon, it's going to be alright

>tfw the only thing keeping me from being a chad is my flat nigger nose

I think big noses can be cute!

you can smoke a cigarette in the shower

>>35659506
>just be urself :)

Fuck you

>>35660349
How is trying to be someone else working for you?

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>tfw I have a normal sized nose but it looks big because I have a flattened, downward growing maxilla due to a childhood of mouth breathing

I would be handsome as fuck, like a legit 9/10 if i didnt have a gigantic nose.

Getting a nose job once i can afford it.

>>35660411
How does breathing with your mouth make your maxilla bigger?

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>>35659430
shalom oriii

>>35660512
It makes your maxilla grow downwards imstead of forwards and gives you the appearance of a flattened, melting face. Watch some Mike Mew videos.

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>>35659430
>How fucked are you if you have a big nose?

You're fucked.

Not because of the size of your nose, but because you're so insecure about your nose you'd ask such a thing.

Everyone has flaws, they make up for it in other areas.

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I think the only thing holding me back is my gross wide nose. However other robots tell me im fine and that having a big nose doesnt make me less attractive. So dont worry anons if we can get the rest of ourselves to look somewhat nice maybe there's hope.

>>35659430
You are already fucked up if you browse here.

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>native american nose
>become chad
>have sex with over 40 women in the past couple years
feelsgoodman

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tfw I haven't had a girlfriend since 7th grade because my nose grew during the eighth grade which is why I think she left me
>how bad is it boys? I fucking hate photos
my mother asked me whens my prom and I had to tell her I'm not going
she than says "hahaha it's too expensive anyways"
feelsbadman

>>35661050
Looks fine dude.

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>tfw your nose is big AND crooked.

Just kill me please.

>>35659430
My nose is big as shit and aquiline but it's the only part of my body I like.
It's so ugly that I can't not love it. It makes me special snowflake in a world full of small, flat noses.

>>35661050
it's meaningless to post just your nose, it's the combination of all features in your face that matters, not individual parts

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How fucked are you if your nose is too small like mine?

>>35661968
I'd still trade with you. Plus your maxilla doesn't look receding

>get called a jew all the time
>not a fucking jew

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Mine's really bad, but I'm going to get it fixed next year :-)

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>>35659430
raviori raviori give me the death i yearn fori

>>35660545
If Mike Mew is so tough, why can't he take his own advice and fix his ugly mug?

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Big lips are much worse. inb4 dat moustache

I have a huge jewnose and I don't really care anymore

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It's meaningless to post one facial feature without the rest. You can have a hideous fucking hook nose that goes well with the rest of your face and lands you a modeling job like pic related. Unless your nose, lips, ears or whatever are literally disfigured, it doesn't matter on its own without seeing the rest of your face. If you faggots are friendless unlovable eternavirgins, why not post your face? It's not like anyone's gonna recognize you since you have no one to give a shit about you.

I have a big roman nose just reminds me that I am of superior stock and meant literally built to conquer and I will rape your kinsmen for fun, verily so

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>>35663275
That neckbeard is so fucking disgusting shave that shit please

>>35663275
What about big nose, big lips, big eyebrows and big eyes? I guess fuck me originally.

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>>35663390
Are you this gentleman? Bless his soul.

>>35663315
>asymmetric radar dish ears
>bushy eyebrows
>crooked nose
>overbite
>practically nonexistent upper lip
Does it really all boil down to having a strong jawline and nothing else matters?