Who else wishes they stayed on reddit?

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>>35658563
Can I go on /b/ atleast?

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Don't blame us for you being a pathetic failure. We didn't do anything to you, you fucking manchild. Take some responsibility in your life.

Who gives a shit about getting laid. It's easy and a waste of time, just a pressure release. The real gold is cuddling, and you can only do that in an actual relationship.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Win_Friends_and_Influence_People#Fundamental_Techniques_in_Handling_People

That's what you get for being a youngfag.

When I was in high school all my friends and I browsed 4chan but 4chan didn't have any self-pity bullshit culture. It was more crazy edgelord culture, and we were edgelords but we still went out and got laid and shit.

I swear kids born after around 95 are total pussies.

It's another "I keep making excuses and never take responsibility" episode

fuck off normie

>>35658603
My friends didn't invite me out.

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>>35658618
Your right Im a normie. I'm gonna get off this wild ride.

>>35658603
>>35658586
Thats exactly what I plan on doing. I'm gonna cut this out of my life. I'm gonna go out and be more social. I'm going to work harder at school. I'm gonna fucking change. I'm gonna get out.

>>35658634
Yeah because you and your friends were pussies who sat around memeing about "feels" and feeling sorry for yourselves.

4chan used to be about causing shitstorms and having a good time, and that's what my friends and I used to do IRL. We'd go out and get drunk, throw bottles at cars, blast music down quiet little suburban streets, take shits in the golf holes at the local public golf course. Those are the type of people that this place used to attract, edgy little assholes who like to fuck with people. And guess what, those types of people also get laid. Not whiny, mopey betas who sat around doing nothing.

You're reap what you sow for being born into a generation of total pussies.

>>35658677
Nobody else in my school even browsed 4chan. I hardly did back then.

Why the fuck are you even here then?

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>>35658603
>we were edgelords but we still went out and got laid and shit

this seems so shallow
who actually gives a fuck about getting laid, it's just temporary pleasure that can be achieved by masturbating, with your hands or with an onahole

>>35658563
and who gives a fuck about getting invited to parties or social standing
normals have a cancerous mindset, they're fake, empty, obsessed with the most trivial bullshit you could imagine in lieu of anything with actual substance, and try to force their repugnant way of living onto everyone else in society

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>>35658563
reddit is genuinely a good website

You can watch funny gifs without having to sift through the gay transcuck porn.

>>35658677
I'm op so youngfag, but its the attitude of this place that changed. Idk its probably most drastic on this sub, but the whole fucking attitude changed. Thats why Donald Trump and the Alt Right were really so appealing on here. It offered a small way back to an attitude more similar to what your describing.

>>35658563
>can't handle being a robot
>don't become a robot in the first place
>???

>>35658706
>and who gives a fuck about getting invited to parties or social standing
>normals have a cancerous mindset, they're fake, empty, obsessed with the most trivial bullshit you could imagine in lieu of anything with actual substance, and try to force their repugnant way of living onto everyone else in society
I just want to live a real youth. It doesnt have to be with fucking chad and stacy, but I dont want all the best years of my life to be spent on here. I want to be out fucking and causing mischief, having memories, meeting people in real life who are as genuine as they are on here.

>>35658729
YOU DONT THINK YOUR ACTUALLY GONNA START PISSING IN YOUR EMPTY POWERADE BOTTLES UNTIL YOU START

When I browsed 4chan 11 years ago nobody knew what it was and being an internet gamer would be a death sentence.

I don't see how mainstream 4chan and memes being popularised by social networks would ruin your chances nowadays. Even gaming in general isn't 'lol virgin' territory

>>35658563
I agree with you.


You guys who come here to LARP, you do realise there are actual robots and actual autists here and you are FUCKING with their heads.

>>35658807
Its not the material but the attitude this site instilled in us. This sense that we are unequivocally losers and that we're somehow cool for accepting the fact that we are helpless losers. This hatred for all "normies" of the exact same variety of tumblr's hatred for cis people.

>>35658861
You're still stuck in the same mentality that led to you being a loser in high school. Stop wallowing. And most importantly stop talking about "us". Stop letting this board be part of your identity and stop thinking the posters here are your fucking friends. This isn't a club, it's not a support group, you have no idea who anyone posting here actually is in real life. You are NOT fucking part of anything by posting here. Go out and meet real people, faggot.

>>35658908
Thats what I'm saying with my post. Also by 'us' I was talking about me and my 2 friends not all of r9k.

>>35658563
Sorry but this place didn't make you a cringey moron you did that to yourself

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>>35658563
>this is my last thread

sure it is buddy. Once this place has its claws in you, the only escape is literally death

>>35658563
Go back to REEEEEEEEEddit you fucking normie

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>>35658586
>this

wew lad. IF you really think you would be Chad ThunderCunt without us then go ahead. If you're that easily influenced by this place you're not going to make it. I've always taken things on here with a grain of salt and I'll continue to do so because I've seen just how brain washing this place can be whether it be turning pathetic betas into traps or forming unhealthy opinions towards women.

I've been browsing both reddit and 4chan since 2011. Both of them are a mistake.

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>>35658563
>i got myself here ill get myself out
Oh boy here we go...
If youve been coming here for more than 3 years its already way over for you, and im assuming you were part of the cancer wave of newfags around 2012 or something and you just turned into an adult recently.
Now i remember when i was your age man and i honestly commend you for realizing you should have never found this place early.
But, you really are here forever.
Not many anons have been able to COMPLETELY stop going to 4chan or any other chan for that matter.
Ive been here since i was 16, around 2004.
Chances are anon, you will end up an old pathetic man like me.

And the hard part to swallow, is that you know you could have prevented this.

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>>35658908
>You are NOT fucking part of anything by posting here
The sad thing is, this didnt always use to be true.

>>35658563
>I know how this sounds like a meme but its not. This place will ruin your life.
Jesus man you are an actual fucking retard, even if you do manage to leave this circle jerk, youll always be a dumb, uninformed pussy.

>>35658563
And that's exactly why you have to be 18+ to browse 4chan kids

>>35658563
you got it the wrong way around bitchboy :^)
r9k is a symptom, not the cause

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>r9k majorly influenced my life
kys yourself desu

>>35658563
blaming websites for your regrets is some of the weakest puddles of piss I've ever witnessed.

your problems are so insignificant that it makes me laugh.

>>35659413
>Ive been here since i was 16, around 2004.
>you will end up an old pathetic man like me.

if you're old, I'm ancient.
> me was 22 in 2004

>>35658721
/pol/shit has provided some good laughs, but they're pretty fucking moralfaggy too. They would never fuck with someone for lulz if it didn't fit their faggy agenda.

The difference between you and me OP is that I want to be here.
Recently I've been developing some kind of emotional BDSM and I would rather wallow in my own depression than do something about it.

>>35658618
you're the normie
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