Any /rich robots/ here?

give me money op

Trust fund robot? Give all your money away, then kill yourself. You were born with a golden spoon, and you ended up here. Congrats.

>born with golden spoon
>still a worthless idiot
can i have 50K? ill be your life coach

>>35658394
>too pure to hire hookers
You're too good for this world, lad. I want to wrap you in a thick blanket and pat you on the head.

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just saying, yknow, like, just...in case you have any btc...just..yknow...layin around...I really could use anything honestly op

>>35658394
Ill be your friend for the low price of half a million. Also, come to Finland we are all autists and its easier to fit in here.

I will be your friend for 60$

fucking kek

I know a rich guy who's just as autistic as you. he drives an expensive car and buys the ridiculous expensive clothing sets to try to impress people, but he literally only has one friend because he's a stupid manlet and the definition of a douchebag. it's too late for you OP, money can't buy you happiness.

There are traps and other walking boipucci that would easily become your live-in bf if you took care of them. They just need a bedroom, internet and an allowance to buy anime figurines/vidya/cute clothes.

>>35658394
If you fly me to the US I'll bee your autistic lifecoach, take you to underground clubs, and teach you to interact with non normie normal people.
I was always awkward in high school, but I've made some cool friends since then and learned to socialize using safe drugs like molly.
Alternatively you could come to europe as well, some guys in our semi normie friends circle browse /pol/ so they're all lowkey aware of r9k and me being a NEET robot, but they accept it and just think it's a quirk or whatever, so you would fit in and be accepted.
They would even think you're cool if I introduced you as "the guy I met on r9k".
I always meet new people who are somehow connected to one of my close friends through a proxy or two, and although I'm still a bit weird and shy they don't seem to be weirded out by me like my high school classmates.
I've had some genuinely nice and interesting convos with some of them.

>>35658394

>tfw have 2,374,000 in savings from inheritance from my grandparents
>still born too early for waifu robot gf

Now I understand why money can't buy everything reeeeeeee

>>35658394
Come be my fellow trust fund robot roommate.
There's two of us so far.
New Mexico.

I'm similar but I don't really buy any particularly expensive shit except alcohol and jewelry. I'm basically a shut-in NEET living in a big house with my parents.
Not that I have any right to complain but yeah. Still not happy.

>>35658394
Learn to socialise and don't depend on your expensive shit to get you anywhere.

>>35658394
You were born with a golden spoon, encrusted with countless gemstones, and you ended up on r9k.

Fucking kill yourself, you have absolutely no potential for self improvement.

>>35658394
Buy a lot of spaghetti to impress girls anon!

>>35658394
not a girl but I'll play vidya with you if you don't bully

here we have complete cancer cell OP and then pathetic neckbeard vultures to come beg.

the combination of the two is priming a thermonuclear explosion of pathetic that could reduce the planet to dust.

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>>35660017
>self improvement
>r9k

>>35658394
>>35659949
>>35659962
>>35659974
Alright what do I have to do to get one of you to give me money?
I'm semi decent with bitcoin predictions, can get any kind of drug delivered to you with stellar stealth, know a bit about sound design and mastering, can make your photos look better, can design vector based stuff in photoshop, can help you not sperg out on tinder, am willing to play any game with you and be legit friendly, and whatever else you can think of.
I'm a NEET with $190 worth of btc to my name, and a 7 year old pc.
I really want to spend my time on something creative (so not a wagie job), but I can't rely on my parents to take care of me, have no formal education and no money.
Halp pls it's an equivalent exchange

>>35658394
Hey man, slightly more money but same.
I drive a Mercedes though and recently left college. I'm 6'1 too.
Maybe it's my face, maybe it's just me. At this point I've given up on it.
All these beggers are cringeworthy.

>i want a girl who's not in it for my money!

>proceeds to drive around in a ferrari to impress people


that's some logic you've got there

Nigga I could live out the rest of my pathetic life with 3 mil, you literally have a free pass to do whatever the fuck you want and you chose to bitch on /r9k/ instead.

>wage slave 8 hours a week in a dead end job while while rich robots cry cause they can't get their dick wet.

>>35660076
Want something good but will accept something shitty.

I'm rich (4m/year), but i earn that myself; my parents were actually poorfags and from ussr. good people though. i'm also too smart for romantic relationships with women

>>35660070
>can get any drug delivered to you with stellar stealth
Good drugs, though? If you can get >80% blow to Europe, I'd pay for it

My mom just died. I'm going to get 2 houses, a clinic, and more cash money than I could ever spend. Can I join your club?

>>35660094
if you want a girl that doesnt want you for your money, don't walk around with a sign attached to you screaming "i have lots of money! look at my ferrari!"

>>35658394
>>just want a loyal qt 3.14 waifu who isn't in it for my money
>>try to impress people by driving a Ferrari to college
Get a literal gun and actually shoot yourself in the foot. Better chances to hit it off with a nurse.

>>35660071
>all these beggers are cringeworthy
Maybe so, but you've never known a situation in which just 1% of some other poster's wealth is more money than you've ever seen in one place, and you know they wouldn't miss it but are unhappy and maybe they could use your shitty autistic advice

>>35658394
>rich
>robot

Pick one

>>35658394
Yes OP, I'm about that rich too. Do you wanna hang out? I hate having to buy friends. Give some contact, and let's go to Singapore or something.

>>35660133
why only be friends with someone who is also rich when you could be friends with a broke NEET who is about to be homeless and change his entire life for the better?

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>>35660065
Well, of course, but this guy has over 10x as much as I have, and probably over 1000x as much as the average robot, and he's still a pathetic maggot like the rest of us.

If I had his kind of money, I wouldn't even worry about popularity, I'd just live the high life and enjoy having free income via interest and investments for the rest of my life.

>>35660133
>you will never have the connections to earn finder's fees for singaporean kidnappers
feels bad man

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>>35658394
1. Don't use money to attract friends. You'll end up being surrounded my hawks and leeches. I have seen people breaking down because all their friends constantly beg or use them.

2. If you do activities with friends, make it lowkey for a while when it comes to new friends. Hang out and play vidya at your place etc. Stuff that anyone could do.

3. The best part of wealth is the safety from it, you don't need to show it or tell everyone. You'll have better friends, and better potential relationships, if you keep it lowkey. Do it for your own sanity as well. You would rather have people like you before they know about your net worth, than after. Otherwise the paranoia will eat you up.

Also just ignore the people in here begging and claiming that money makes you unable to suffer. Its a undesirable situation you are in, and you are justified in feeling bad, don't feel guilty about how you feel.

You can do it anon, I believe in you.

>>35659974
>jewelry
What are you a gay?

Ferraris are pleb af. Shoulda gotten a Volvo P1900, R32 GTR, Honda Beat, Buick GNX, or Black Gold 280zx.

>>35660165
>Its a undesirable situation you are in
If you ignore the many people desiring it.

>>35660177
>GTR
lol

>>35660168
A girl.
But also gay.

>>35660154
>If I had his kind of money, I wouldn't even worry about popularity, I'd just live the high life and enjoy having free income via interest and investments for the rest of my life.

This holy shit, if you want to be a normie and not tell anyone you're a fucking millionaire just don't mention it ever and don't make it obvious, I would KILL someone to have that much safety.

>>35658394
You drive a Ferrari? Lol, that's not what they're for.

>>35660133
>>35660151
>this
I'm broke and I'd go to Singapore with you if we liked each other. I wouldn't try to leech off of you or try to jew money out of you other than the hotel and food and whatever, since I can't afford shit, and that kind of money isn't worth much to you anyway.
I just wish I had the opportunity to do shit like that on my own.

>>35660114
But I'll take a girl that wants me for the money. Seems easier to get.
>>35660120
I don't need your advice, it won't help.
>>35660133
Can I join?
>>35660130
Okay I choose staying rich but not being a robot, can I get some friends or a gf now?
>>35660151
Why shoule I care though? You've done nothing for me and just want to use me for money.
>>35660154
And do what all day?

>>35660221
>and do what all day
Invite friends over, do acid and make retarded music on acid while making fun of each other's autism.
I did this last week with the capital of $40
>you just want to use me for my money
Not that poster but we all want the same thing, which is having fun with like minded people. When a robot is rich fun seems more attainable, since you can't even meet up with a fellow broke NEET because transportation costs money

>>35660263
He said change his life, he wants dozens of thousands if not more.
Also you're NOT a robot if you have friends. Even if you have xdtism

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fucking piece of shit life gives you a puzzle to solve but with wrong parts

your cons are not my cons. I want to beat up the physical embodiment of Life

>>35660190
I know I know but you get a ton of positive attention in the US with a R32 because of how idiotically legendary it's become. Like, if he rolled up in one and parked next to Ferrarbro and Lambro, it would get all the attention.

>>35660070

Put your asscrack in a deep fryer at a local McDonalds and post pics. Its literally my fetish. I'll give you $12000.

>>35660070
Why would you design vektors in photoshop? just use illustrator you pleb.

>>35660277
Because a lavish trip to Singapore would change his life for sure? For example I've never stayed at an expensive hotel or ate dinner that cost more than $30, so I'd remember a week spent on doing rich people things for life.
>can't be a robot if you have friends meme
What if I have two friends who are both social rejects and khvs too? Also I don't mind if you don't think I'm a robot, we had a lot of fun and you asked what you were supposed to do with your time

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>>35658394
Not exactly rich, but I don't have to work since I've inherited 2 buildings and the rent is enough to support a good life.
Literally no other human contact besides the occasional talk with my tenants.

>>35660151
The world is cruel anon. Plus it's not us who voted for it. This is what you wanted, Trickle down economics. It'll work out eventually just work hard anon :) .

>>35660215

Just a hotel and food? What's that like
4000-5000 quid? Depending on how long we stay.

Singapore is where rich anons go to hang out, I kinda feel bad if I brought you with me cause you wouldn't be able to enjoy it as much.
Unless you really, really, Reallllly want to go. But if you try run with money I will arrange for you to have an accident. :)

>>35660221
Yeah come. I have a couple properties there, and my uncle owns a company over there too (and in Malaysia). We can go to Singapore, Hong Kong and then finish off at Tokyo?

>>35660221
>Why shoule I care though? You've done nothing for me and just want to use me for money.

what do you have to offer anyone besides your money?

money can't buy you a personality. it certainly won't buy you friends or a gf. it would buy my gratitude because you'd be saving me from a life on the streets. i actually have a personality, friends, and a gf and i'm a broke NEET. i'm the yin to your yang, anon. i guess you COULD become friends with another miserable rich anon and you could go be miserable in singapore together and nothing will change

>>35660368
It's not even possible to be miserable if you're rich and in Asia, my dude. You can literally just drown yourself in champagne, whores and blow.

>>35660368
Oh boy the gratitude of a normie.
I don't give a shit about you kid, have one of your friends take you in.
Enjoy being worthless.

>>35660386
tell that to dan bilzerian who even said himself that he's not happy, and that nothing "raises the bar" anymore

>>35660391
this is why you're going to die alone with your money as your only friend. like i said, money cant buy you a personality

>>35660363
This is my dream. I'm currently living off of welfare, but I don't want to work, it is too much responsibility for me.

>>35660368
>I actually have a personality, friends, and a gf
>Money can't buy you a personality

I'm >>35660364

Actually, how about you pay for stuff with your personality or gf, and tell me how that goes.

This is the reason I hate roaches like you. You already have what you want, but you desire to leech off our one success too.

>>35660364
underage faggot detected

have fun with your cash, nobody will ever enjoy your company

>>35660339
I don't know how :/
I'm not even sure I can call it vector based, because I always save as png, I just use the pen tool and sometimes I make cool figures or whatever.
>>35660107
I can't look up percentages on my phone, but whatever I order from the darknet is usually the same stuff you'd get from a good dealer just one or two steps above them in the distribution chain.
How much do you need? Also how would you like it delivered? I'm guessing you don't want to give me your address.

>>35660399
Cause I'm not gonna fund some normie neet?
Laughing my fucking ass off.

>>35660407
yup, i have the one thing your money will never earn you. it's literally unobtainable to you because of your shit personality

>>35658394
Don't worry OP, I'll be your friend. I'll protect you from the thread bullies and money hungry faggots.

>>35660417
I've ordered stuff over the darknet before, and it's never gone above 60%. I get mine from a friend who's a diplomats son, directly from Peru.
I'd order maybe 30, 40g at a time.

>>35660425
Smug poorfags, lel

>>35660364
>try to run with money
Why would I even have access to the money desu? I imagined you'd have a credit card, and we would decide what we wanted to blow money on.
Or you could give me some for dinner or whatever if it became obnoxious and you wantef some alone time.
Do you think I wouldn't be able yo enjoy it? I'm not a very social person but I do open up for and get comfortable with people I know

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>>35660442
>Smug poorfags, lel

enjoy those fake friends

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>>35660401
It's pretty comfy, one of the buildings is the house I was raised in, so I never had to move out of my room.
The other building is much bigger and has enough space for 3 families on top of a big garden.

>>35660442
>I've ordered stuff from the darknet before
Did you use the original silk road? You obviously have no use for me if you can order from the darknet? But alphabay has gotten really sophisticated.
I've only ordered molly, speed and different xtc pills before, my friends distributed them in clubs and people were blown away by the quality.
If you want that kind of volume I assume you have the means to test the quality.
You should get a few of those 1g promos from different vendors and compare them to see if any are >80%

>>35660421
>>35660442

This shit is comedy bros, these NEETS are losing their shit.

>>35660425
I can just buy a gf you tard, I can get an arranged marriage, I can buy friends, I can even buy you, I can buy your government if I wanted to. (And many people already do just so you know).

You are nothing, you're a slave. I'm telling it to you straight, you're a piece of dirt under our boots and there's nothing you can do about it except beg.

That realisation might hit you hard, but you have to know your place lol.

>>35660475
I only associate with other rich people, it's pretty easy. Only poorfags have to fake friendship for gains.

>>35660484
Yeah that was back when silkroad was still useful and I didn't have a reliable dealer.
Yeah I've had a couple of promos tested by a friend who ordered recently online (no idea where from though) and as I said it never went above 60%, even if it was advertised as high quality, that's my problem with online shit, you can't trust anyone.

>>35660495
>LARPing this hard

good job exposing yourself

>>35660453
It's not that anon, I don't really mind shelling out a couple of grand, I do it often anyways. I was just messing with ya btw about having you shot.

It's more the feeling of having a bought friend, it's like buying a pet, it gives you attention, you feed it etc. But at the end of the day, it didn't choose you, you chose it. And I'm not okay with that.

>>35660514
>i can only be friends with people who have money like me

so, it's entirely conditional and not based off of having an actual built up bond and common interests? have fun with that "friendship"

>tfw only got $15k to my name
>still happier and more successful in life than these subhuman silver spoon babbies

>>35660515
I fucking love this dude.

Where's your personality now hot-shot? You gonna pay your rent with personality?

Maybe rent out that gf, since you can't provide obviously.

>>35660544
wrong person nerd

>>35660538
Oh, no, i share a lot of interests with them, of course. More than I ever could with someone poor because I'm literally living in another world.

Gamedev here. If you invest like 20k into my game, i'll give you 20% of the profits.
I already have a legal entity, so we just draft a contract and sign it. No taxes.

I can also help you score a date on tinder easily.
You create a profile, wait for matches, relay her messages to me, and tell her exactly word by word what i say.
You will also learn how to talk to girls on your own.

Kinda feel sorry for the miserable richbros, they have the world at their fingertip and still can't seem to find happiness.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

>>35660495
Why are you so mean anon? If you're truly content with how things are in your life why do you keep coming here? Just to make fun of our misery? That would suggest you aren't really content after all because then you wouldn't care.
Not the anon you replied to.
>>35660525
I feel you m8. I've fantasized about winning the lottery before, but my fantasies are always very realistic between the boundaries of the random lucky event that occurs, so I've always come to the conclusion that I would hide it from my friends, because even if they still genuinely liked me I wouldn't have a way of knowing and would always feel paranoid.
I know it sounds pathetic that I think I can relate to the feeling based on fantasies, but rich people paranoia is a real thing and even if I don't know what it feels like I can understand it.

what a shitshow this thread has become

>>35660081
Notch has billions and he posts on /v/. That said, I too can see why OP is sad, I have free houses and cars at 23 yo and am still klv

>>35660563
Your game is not worth 100k. For this reason, it's a no from me.

>>35660514
this is certainly bait but on the 1% off chance it isnt ill tell you this, you'll barely ever find true friendship amongst other rich people. they have so much ego that they can't put aside and it becomes a 1-uping contest where they HAVE to make sure you realize they're better off

im from a wealthy family and the only people i've bonded and had successful bro tier friendships with have been middle class and below, never once have i encountered a male leech either (when we go out we generally all split the bills or flip a coin for who pays)

lower class people are the most down to earth my dude

>>35660564
Yeah but as long as the game goes, the king is infinitely more worthy and the pawn is just there to be sacrificed for his safety.
I never understood that argument, obviously money can't buy you a nice afterlife but as long as life goes on, being rich is obviously preferable in almost every single conceivable situation.

>>35660564
who cares about after the game? it's only the actual game that counts.

that saying is pretty dumb

>>35660576
You don't even know the idea. Besides, the % is negotiable.
At minimum i need about 4k though. But that's pushing it.

>>35660514
One of my friends knows an actual chemis who works at a pharma company and apparently he tested one of the molly batches we bought and it was 83% purity.
I know it's a completely different chemical but that's all the quantifiable info I have on them, other than every drug I've ever bought was leagues better than anything sold on the streets in my city.

>>35660573
I could live with posting on /v/ for my entire life, the point is he's doing something he actually wants to do instead of grinding each day out for chump change.

>>35658394
>rich
>robot

pick one fag

>>35660577
Lower class people are mostly uninteresting, stupid, spiteful little creatures. I don't know how you can stand it. But to each their own.


>>35660595
Surely it's better than street quality but I wouldn't dream of buying my drugs from some street negro.

>no matter how much money you have, you'll never be a chad

>>35660600
>I ckuld live with posting on /v/ for my whole life
You do realise the shittiest board on this site after/a/ is /v/

>all these pathetic beggars ITT

lmao

Do you want to know how the rich stay rich? They keep their money and don't throw it away at scum like you

>>35658394
>$3.5
There's a very high chance that you're full of shit but let's say for sake of argument that you aren't. You can literally spend all of your time on self improvement because you're financially set for life if you just live off interest and don't blow it.

>>35660579
I'm a broke NEET and I approve this post.
Of course money wouldn't get rid of my fear of death and existential dread where I sometimes spend half an hour looking into my own eyes in front of the mirror, experiencing my consciousness looping into itself infinitely, but it would make pretty much everything else a lot more enjoyable. I could buy a pc that actually ran games in an enjoyable way, I could go on trips etc., instead I'm stuck being poor on neetbux and never doing anything because you need money for everything.
Who gives a fuck about the afterlife, yes money isn't everything but you can't get anything without it

>>35660623

>not /b/, /mlp/, /pol/ if you're not far right, /soc/.

/v/ has been /b/ lite for years but there's a shit ton of worser boards.

>saved up $54k AUD through wage slaving
>still can't put down a deposit on a home because bank wants me to have a full time job first
>don't really have anything I want to buy except a few things here and there, let alone have the space anymore

>>35658394
>too pure to hire hookers
bullshit stop being a self righteous cunt and do it.

>>35660654
If you have 50k you don't need to live off, invest it.

>>35660609
>street negro
>tfw no niggers in my country
I might be broke as fuck, but at least I don't live in the country of the 56%
You're right tho I wouldn't touch any drug from a stranger.

Also
>lower class people are uninteresting and stupid
Did you get all your money from being smart? Did money make you interesting? Maybe you just don't know any lowerclassfags. Hardship can lead to excellence I am NOT speaking from excellence as I'm an utter failure

>>35660675
That is the plan. Live at home for another year or so and do property investment.

Again, bank wants a full time job.

>>35660568
Nah, you get it, that's the kinda feeling i experience. It's just if a "friend" says "oh can I borrow this?" And "can I borrow that?" Over and over, and just uses you to do stuff. That's the kind of shit it despise, and a lot of people think they're smart and can manipulate us, when in reality we just feel sorry for them and are trying to help.

I used to try to help once upon a time. Over time I guess I just cut them out, I don't need leeches on me to survive. I have medicine.

>>35660690
Yeah there's not a lot of negroes in my country either but whenever I imagine a street dealer, he's black in my head.

No, I got my money from being born into it, but I'm trying to make more money out of it, at least. Yeah I don't really know any proper lowerclass people, the only time I meet some proper lowerclass people is when I visit some of our rental properties and it always kinda creeps me out.

>>35660738
>Always creep me out

Why my mane?

>>35660769
you can sense their desperation

their interests and pleasures seem so small

I'm not even rich and I get this vibe

>>35660769
I don't know, it's just a weird feeling, a certain uneasiness. Probably a lot to do with my upbringing and the snobby Catholic private school I went to. I feel like I wouldn't really know how to relate to them, that there's not much we have in common and that they secretly loathe me for being so lucky just by being born into a good family.
And I've been robbed once by some dudes at night.

>>35660704
That's some real feelsbadman shit right there. Not saying I wouldn't take your place, but it just shows you can't escape the misery you're born with as a human. Sometimes I feel like even chads and stacies are lonely in a way.
I think your best bet is to buy some normie clothes at h&m or zara and try to make friends in normie clubs or festivals.
Doing acid or molly with someone, or just going on camping/biking trips with them can really bring you together and you could just tell them you inherited a house and work as a freelancer from home or something. That way they wouldn't expect anything from you moneywise and it wouldn't get awkward.
I also imagine it would get awkward if one of my friends suddenly became super rich, because I couldn't find the right balance between being too obnoxious in relying on them, and actually standing in the way of having fun by always splitting everything.
I would just second guess myself all the time and never act out of my heart if that makes any sense.

the number of idiots begging op for money in this thread is disgusting

just imagine how hes feeling right now. people really only care about his money. even in the only place he propably feels comfortable in - r9k

really makes you think

>>35660482
Invite me one day, so we can sit in awkward silence together.

>>35660814
Thanks for the advice. You're one of the few decent lowerclass people anon. I hope you find financial success, cause you get the feeling.

I'd be happier with rich friends though. But disguseing myself as a normie also sounds like a good idea.

Every time I've had a girlfriend, whenever I brought her back to my house, she'd start to like freak out and think I was joking. And a few days after, the begging for stuff began.

At some point I guess I decided to just I've up on Persuing a relationship like that.
Being rich is not easy, being middle class is easy, being poor I can't even relate to, I have no clue what they do.

>>35658394
Yo, do you want to help a poor collegefag out? I've got my first interview in two weeks but I'm too poor to buy a shitty suit.

>>35660843
he can post about all these problems without bringing up money so I won't feel bad >t-t-that the only places he's comfortable in is abusing him!

that said OP is just another one of those guys who needs self-improvement and could solve all of his problems by trying.. he won't though probably because he had the golden spoon and never tried for anything

>>35660738
Well I'm not trying to defend them, I'm middle class where I live and went to a private school too, and I have always had a disdain for plebs and proles, but I have interacted with them, and sometimes they surprise me by how clearly they see certain things.
There were some workers over, fixing the roof last week and I talked to one of them about politics for a good bit. He basically said everyone who identifies with a political party is just trying to belong somewhere and feel like they're in the right and have the moral high ground.
He also agreed that everyone just wants more control and more socialist bullshit nowadays.
It was nice because he was just some worker, and I expected him to be like "hurr durr they be taking our jobs, redistribute the wealth and make this and that illegal".
Instead he gave off a kind of apathetic "we should live and let live but people will never change so it won't happen" vibe.

Say fuck it and hire hookers. If I had that kind of money I'd be almost commit every single act of debauchery possible with as many dumb roasties who are only in it for the money.

>>35660868
Also, I'm living on 200 euros a month in this shitty country, I'd be more than grateful for your help

Also I'll be your friend I'm baisically the same except I'm not a richfag

>>35660875
I get that that's nice, but don't you think you're so pleasantly surprised by proles not having inane, stupid little opinions precisely because it's such a rare occurrence? Whenever I talk to some tenant in one of our rental buildings I feel like scrubbing myself all over afterwards.

>>35658394
>worth 3.5 million
>thinks thats a lot of money
you must be from a small town.

here in nyc thats chump change.

my apartment alone is worth 2.5 million

its not even that swank desu no doorman just good neighborhood

also the ferrari is immature.

your new money is showing

>>35660864
Thanks anon, I wish I could say I'm getting there, but so far I'm all ideas and no work.
I have a few actually doable business ideas, but no motivation to get started and I always get the "if this was a good idea someone would have done it already" feeling a lot.
Maybe you should try r9k too, I accidentally got an internet gf from here two months ago, she's from a somewhat wealthy family and she doesn't care that I'm a broke skinnyfat loser.

>>35660797
If it's the desperate "don't even know how I'm able to survive" kind of lowerclass then yeh it's pretty creepy.
Friend of mine's parents used to run a small cafe and lived a comfy middle class life but then shit went south and they decided to invest on opening a restaurant. A restaurant that happened to have a bad reputation from the previous owner, was placed in a very fucking annoying place to drive to AND was walking distance away from a very well known seafood restaurant and another restaurant that always seemed to be full.
They went in guns blazing, got a loan from the bank, renovated the whole place, made design choices that seemed "fancy" but no one really cares about, hired like 5 people and just overall spent a lot of money on things they really couldn't afford. Few months later most of the staff had quit and they were starting to shut down the restaurant.
Talking with them was never the same, you could smell the misery.

>>35660915
How about I give you some idea to run with?
You any good at physics?

>>35659537
you know that the jelly pentti would just slash OP's tires

>>35659697
>Money can't buy you happiness
Wrong
A Ferrari can't buy you happiness
If I had that kind of money I would fuck off from college and follow my dreams insteas

You could start a business in my country with couple thousands grand and make shitloads of money

>>35660899
WOW!!! So wise and mature!!!

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>tfw poor
>ugly grill
>will never have a rich robot boyfriend that will let you live in his house for free

>>35660601
/thread teabeeache

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>tfw OP will never buy Nier Automata for you

>>35660948
Not OP but how much is that?

Shit man ,how can you not be happy with that much money? I would live like a fucking king with 2k a month

>>35660894
No this guy was more chill and self aware than most of the upper-middle class retards I grew up around.
Also have this one acquaintance who somehow got into my high school and proceeded to have barely passing grades and behave like the biggest prole, but we talked for an afternoon last year and I kinda realized he did the whole thing self ironically because his parents were alcoholic losers who never raised him.
He was just a showoff who came drunk to school for attention and a way to say fuck you to his parents, but since then he moved out, got his own place, plans on marrying, doesn't even drink at all anymore and got a job at a real estate firm and probably makes more than I ever will.
Lower class people are a weird breed because 80% of them end up just like their parents, but the background can also push you to really reconsider who you are and who you want to be.
Stories about them can also be much more interesting than "born into a wealthy family, went to an ivy league uni and now manages his father's estates"

>>35660945
An ugly gold digger?
I never thought I'd see the day

>>35660991
Sure yeah, but that's just so rare I feel. I have nothing but admiration for the rare few who go above and beyond their lowly birth but I'd say 95% end up just like their parents or grandparents.
Like, my grandfather was a police officer in a small town. Not the lowest of the hacking order but certainly nothing special. But he saved up and sent my dad to a good school and in turn he went to a good university, and now he's filthy rich. Sure a lot of it is luck and connections, but still he managed to go far beyond anything his dad would've ever dreamed of.

>>35661008
I don't even want the money. I just want to live with someone and sleep in the same bed

>>35660926
I've always liked physics because it makes sense and is built around logic, but I never really surpassed high school tier stuff. The peak of my physics knowledge was designing a completely mechanical automatic crossbow in 9th grade in my free time, not even sure if I even finished it lul.
Probably my most legit idea to date is a local wish.com type app, since I live in a small european country and no one really speaks English here.
I also want to start an expensive handmade clothing company for /fa/ autists, but I'm pretty sure we'll never get anywhere because I don't know how to promote it.

>>35660956
60 dollarydoos or 150 temers in my cunt

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>have 400k on my account
>parents give me 1k per month for expenses
>don't need to work
>8/10 so fucking tinder sluts
>feels good man

>>35661027
Post steam or something. I might get you your game when I come home.

>>35661020
>I don't even want the money. I just want to live with someone and sleep in the same bed

Yeah, ok, like I haven't heard that one before. Sorry if your genuine but I highly doubt it.

>>35661023
I see, well perhaps another idea then.

Are you a professional? Which area do you currently work in?

>>35661043
Shit anon, I want to make a good impression so I can start my life,I'm 21 years and I never had an interview, I don't want games like other anons, can't you throw me a hand?

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>>35661043
[email protected]
Thanks in advance if you do
oregano

Do you enjoy the attention you get from poor autists?

Do you get more replies when you mention your money?

>>35661014
Yeah it is pretty rare actually.
My attitude towards low class people is the same as towards niggers and sandniggers, I think of them as inferior as a whole, but I only judge them for their own actions on the individual level. A black person can still be a genuinely good guy just because nig nogs are generally retarded and violent, so I never really go about meeting people with any negative expectations, I just don't feel surprised if they fit the stereotype.
Average/middle class people can be nice and based pretty often tho. If you go to any large open air music festival in the summer you're gonna find a lot of genuinely friendly and chill people who aren't retards.
Obviously go to one with music you personally like tho

>>35658394
ill give you the advice for free the only condition is come to me or fly me over to you

>tfw poor as fuck
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I can't even find my ebt card

>>35660875
You're a fucking retard out of touch with the working class then

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>>35661058
>are you a professional
I'm a professional NEET anon.
I know a lot of random stuff and can fix some electronic stuff, because I've been watching educational videos for entertainment for the past two years, but I don't have any qualifications.

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>>35661043
>>35660956
not that anon but c-can I have nier automata too? id/himecut

>>35661074
I'm not sure what you mean by that?

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>>35661125
>they cry about rich fags when the rich fags come here to bully them
>they voted to keep rich fags to keep gettin get richer

Can't make this shit up desu.

My dad is a multi-millionaire so I've never had to work a day in my life and I'm almost 30.

In fact, I dropped out of school at 16 to play MMOs until I was 22 then I got sick of games.

Now I just shitpost and eat food all day in my comfy house where I live alone with everything paid for.

But I'm still miserable. No friends, no life, rarely leave my bed.

I'm not complaining though, having a shitty job would be god awful.

>>35658394
It's simple if you want a girl you didn't get in a pay to win fashion, you can't live life in a pay to win fashion, if money isn't important, dont make it important, otherwise well you reap what you sough

>>35661106
Yeah I do that once or twice a year, go to some open air festival, dress in cheap band shirts and jeans for a weekend and just enjoy myself.

>>35661172
I have my first interview for a big company, currently I live with 200euros a month because my country sucks ass and I can't afford a cheap suit so I can make a good impression. I can't go wearing a tshirt. My friends don't have either and it's expensive as hell to rent one, I'm better just buying a shitty one

>>35661177
I'd give a hand to be in your place man, just pay my tickets and I'll come there for some days

>>35661195
So what, you need money paypaled to buy a cheap suit from Zara or something?

I eat 50 cents noodles every day and somedays have to panhandle, kill yourself

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>tfw no anon like >>35661177 who wants a girl(male) to come live with him and save him from his loneliness
and also cook for him

>>35661210
My house has 2 spare bedrooms. Are you cute? I want a cute gf or girly trap to stay with me and buy her nice things. I live in a rich neighbourhood in England by the way.

>>35661233
Pretty much, I have like 60euros saved up but I can't really spend more. Being in college isn't so pretty but if I get this part time job I think my life will take a big turn

>>35661177
If your canadian we can hang out. And no i dont want money

>>35661255
I'm a guy, just wanted to spend some time with you, drink a few beers, smoke some pot and talk. I like meeting new people

>>35660936
I meant him specifically. he already has money and is still unhappy because he's fundamentally unlikeable and has no passion.

>>35661256
What kinda job is it anon?

>>35661285
Tester for Continental, they're hiring students and they pay well, for my country at least.

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Why is it always the selfish morons that end up with all the money?

If I was rich I'd be dishing out money to my fellow anons. And I'm not just saying that. Richfags don't understand the struggle. To them life is just a game. I've never seen a richfag give out money other than one or two occasions (and it was only a few dollars) on all my years on 4chan. I mean fuck, I gave eggman $5 and I'm poor as shit.

>>35661255
>tfw I'd normally jump on the idea and I used to be cute, but have up on being a trap housewife and started lifting a few months ago
We could still spend time together minus the buying things part. I'd feel bad for being a friend for hire, but I'd be a fellow robot's friend, and unlike most robots you could actually fly me out there.

>>35661291
I smell Eastern Europe, maybe Hungary/Romania/Bulgaria? Am I close?

>>35661304
thats why they are rich and you will remain poor for your life

>>35661255
Britbong here. 26 years old, poor and have pretty much no friends. I'm too ill to work, too.

>>35661321
Yes,you're right anon

>>35661327
I wasn't complaining about being poor. I was expressing my anger at how selfish richfags are.

>b-b-b-ut muhh muhhnny. muuuhhhh muhhnnyy

>>35660948
>tfw rich girlfriend bought you nier automata and a GTX 1080 for your anniversary
In exchange, I took her to McDonalds

So, if any of you rich anons feel generous and wants to help me to buy a suit , shoot me up with an email : [email protected] , I'd be more than grateful

>>35661361
mashallah my brother, you found a good girl keep her

>>35661353
Yea, I'm from that shithole too so I knew, don't get your hopes up though, a suit won't do much, even a collar shirt and jeans are enough, what they want is to see self-confidence and desire, and it's so fucking hard to lie about them cause you can't really hide them, so if you don't have these you're fucked.

>>35661441
I'm hoping tho

I'm poor as fuck, I don't even clear $10k a year and live with my parents. And I'm almost 30.
But the reason why rich people don't give money to poorfags is because poorfags are usually dumb as rocks, and make terrible financial decisions with what they do earn.
I've seen poor people regularly spend exorbitant amounts of money on cigarettes, alcohol and gambling. Many of them even receive government assistance such as EBT as well.
A robot that doesn't have much contact with people might be naive to how slimy many poor people are.
Rich people can be greedy, selfish and slimy too, but they're actually intelligent enough to make it work for them. I have big dreams of making it to the top someday too, but I come from a family that was always extremely poor and I'm also very stupid so it's doubtful.

im from a lower middle clasd family but im better off than most people my age and can buy anything i want too. its nice desu. i still have to work tho, lucky fuck.

>>35661483
Sure, you won't lose anything for trying, just don't get too upset if things don't go your way, big companies are all like this, they want you to have perfect skills for the job and experience even if you haven't even graduated, but they will take you if no one better has shown for the interview.

>>35661506
At least I'll try

>>35658394
>gallardo
>not huracan
damn since when is chad so broke

>tfw got a large sum of money when i was 18 from criminal compensation board due to sexual abuse i suffered when i was a child
>tfw in training to become madame of my aunts escort business
>coke and expensive wine all day every day with meth obvly
>the ammount of times ive been away from this country to others is endless and the number of nights ive spent in penthouses to only wake up lonely and hungover hearing voices.

HALP

>>35661634
are you serious or what?

so everyone left?

My parents are 67. Not long now before I can cash in on their life insurance and rental properties that they have. Then Ill be living the good life.

>>35661943
Great plans anon ,mooch your parents properties

>>35661248
Girl (male).

Why? Could just get a girl (female) instead.

This is me.

I've always driven the nicest cars and worn the most expensive cars and have still been too autistic

>>35662113
How can you have shitloads of money and still get no pussy?

>>35662021
some people like it better
advantages and disadvantages to both
typically a girl(male) or a trap will be more in tune with your hobbies and interests and will be more of a bro emotionally, and a hole's a hole

>>35662138
Money is a fucking meme, girls dont give a shit about money. Except for the cheap disgusting whores which I dont want

>>35662171
Suit fag still here, are you felling generous anon, could you throw a poorfag a hand out?
>>35661195

>>35661960
Thanks. I mean they are helping me buy a house right now too. I am their only child and they luv me.

>>35661020
Where are you from, anon?

originirii

>>35658394
This is a stereotype venting.

happy poorfag here.
haha, I hope you die stubborn and regreting!
take that for looking down on me
you richfag don't understand life it it isn't worth millions in money. gosh 3,5mio... I'l probably will earn this much in two whole lives of mine. I am jealous, but even more am I thankful not to be as spoiled and degenerate as you.

>>35658394
Sell your farari OP, live a humble life you will be happier and wiser

buy me an moluccan cockatoo and an aviary and we can be good friends

>>35658394
>>35659949
>>35659962
>>35659974
pls can I have some money I am so poor ;_;

>>35662326
I'm from tn

orgigamu

>>35663285
Oh, I'm from Europe. Guess it couldn't work anyway.

Yeah, I don't think there are a lot of robots around here. Would be nice if there were.

>>35660864
Upper middle class black bot, NEVER bring people to your house unless you are very very cool with them.

>>35663968
Shit happened to you too?

I can't even afford a guitar. They really need to raise the neet bux by 500 dollars to match the cost of living.. as it stands you're forced to live with family. Can't move out, can't afford hobbies can only afford rent, cigarettes and the occasional tub of ice cream from 7/11.

>>35664023
I feel you anon, almost in the same position like you

>>35658394
>>be me
>>be $3,500,000 trust fund babby
>>khv

Elliot, is that you?

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>Invite a girl to my house
>She ran off

I'm a poor female Neet that likes to act like a dog because I'm retarded and cannot accept growing up or responsibility. I just want someone to pet me and feed me scraps.

You rich robots must have really boring lives if you aren't content. Just become a worthless puppy too.

>>35658394
Wanna buy me some stuff?
I need clothes and shit.

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>want a loyal qt 3.14 waifu who isn't in it for my money
>try to impress people by driving a Ferrari to college

>>35664128
I like the choice of wallpaper and the portraits are well placed too
The theme of the portraits is bit questionable, curtains look good and match the wallpaper but living room without tables or chairs is kind of weird
I think she ran because she thought you are some fanatic who is really into gothic caricatures of little girls, also in a right lighting that room could look really horror movieish

>>35664133
I'd adopt you anon if you can deal with being gay

>>35659458

Not OP, but life coaches don't usually insult their clients.

Come to Prague, fund my studio and I will teach you music and find you a hobby you enjoy. When you have a hobby and a goal, gf and friends come automatically. Email me at [email protected]

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>>35664183
Yeah, you're right. I'd admit my room is a little bit creepy for other normal people. Oh well, at least I'm not a virgin (paid sex).

>>35658394
> Any /rich robots/ here?

Yeah, fairly rich ($2.6 mil), so I'm retired now.

I'm here because I was a former wizard (I even made it up to level 38) -- so the khv lifestyle is very familiar to me.

I married now, so I'm finally happy.

Pro tip: Don't mention the money until after you're married. That's what I did, so I know that she didn't marry me for my money. It can be a bit tricky sometimes ("So, anon, do you have a job?") but do anything you can to not spill the beans. No big house, no Lamborghini, no nothing. Just keep it all in stocks and CDs so it's easy to hide.

>>35664188
L... lesbian? I think I'm bi curious, but I never got really close with another girl. Except ONE time I gave a girl a naked body massage. She was lying on her tummy... on mommy's ironing board. Woof.

spoiled trust fund child
you will never know how good you have it
I'd go so far as to say you don't belong here. After all, you could have any girl you want. You're chad.

>>35664006
Yea, black and spanish chicks are on a whole different level of gold digging. I usually do activities that dont cost much money but are fun. I had this one spanish chick bring be to best buy to show me a apple watch she wanted me to buy her. The other anons are right about poor people having no desire to do better and wanting to leach off of people.

>>35658394
Do what Ozymandias did in the Watchmen comic. Give everything away, go wander the desert and take drugs, come back to civilization and build your empire from scratch

>>35660203
Gay girls are my fetish. Post tits.

>>35664309
Same goes for you, post tits.

>>35664422
No no no... I'm too shy. Plus, mine are really small.

>>35658394
>rich
>robot

More like a failed normie, you literally can get all the Stacies to suck your cock with all that money anytime you want, no matter how fucking ugly you are.

>>35664310
>spoiled trust fund child
>After all, you could have any girl you want. You're chad.

It doesn't work that way. No amount of money will make a beta into an alpha. Money can't fix being awkward and shy. Case in point: Elliot Rodger.

>>35658394
Richbot here

Too much money in my college fund. I might have to get more expensive housing this summer so it doesn't go to waste.

>>35664308
Hi anon, I'm lurking this thread for about 8 hours ago. Please spare 10 seconds of your time to read this :
>>35661195
>>35661361

>>35664465
Small is God tier. I do understand not wanting to posting them, email me instead: [email protected]

those of you with millions of dollars in the bank (i know this is a role play thread, but ill play along) , why are you not travelling the world and going on indiana jones style adventures ? stop wasting your fucking life.

>>35664511
I don't really care for travel. I'd much rather stay at school and study my interests (science and music).

>>35664309
But no actual interest in girls? Shame.

>>35664376
No, also they're smallish.

>>35661304
Because if you give away all your money you won't be rich anymore.

>>35664511
>travelling the world
that's the normiest norman shit you can do

>zomg i love traveling
is literally what they all say

>>35664545
Same for you then. See >>35664504

>>35664511
>why are you not travelling the world

I hate travelling -- to me, it's just a lot of work, and I get very little out of it. I love being at home.

>>35664545
I mean. I'm not really interested in any gender until I get to know the person. I think I'd try to be with a woman as long as she cared about me.

>>35664593
Darn, there's always a catch.
Seriously though I'd probably at least very much try to care if I ever found a gf.

>>35658394
>be me
>make a jillion dollars a day
>tfw no rolex cause bbycakes

>>35664504
I don't understand why anyone follows those rules anymore. I've never taken nude pictures before. I don't want to start.

>>35658394
Op, if you're upset with how you are now, play pretend. Go to a new college, finish your degree, but go dressed as a middle class kiddo. Create an interesting persona. Have them like you for you, then pick a few you like the most, and tell them your secret. They'll appreciate you even more and they'll love you for life. Also, if you need a friend, I have discord, and about a million other communication helpers, always willing to help out a robot.

>>35664624
No rules, I just want to see a bi/lesbian fembot naked.

>>35664641
Genuinely curious, why? I really don't look very gay.

>>35658446
That's beyond painfully true, if op is not bait, he truely needs reevaluate himself.

Op, ever think about moving to another place where there are less rich people?

Cheap enough to where your money will stand out but nice enough nigs, mus, and spics can't afford. You will surely profit

>>35664673
I'm just attracted to girls that aren't straight. I wish I could tell you why. Maybe because it's forbidden? I would greatly appreciate some fully anonymous nudes knowing that you aren't straight

>>35664493
your mail ?

>>35664731
[email protected]

>>35664712
Very off topic in this bread but I am as well. Luckily a lot of lesbians are interested in seeking attention/pleasure from men. It's a mutual thing.

>>35664731
Gave you a wrong reply when I first asked for help ,wanted to give you one an old one with my email. The one with the video card has nothing to do with what I wanted to say

>>35664673
>>35664624
>>35664545
>>35664465

Which one of you was that? I'm not sure if I can reply to that email.

>>35664871
Lesbian.
You can, I got your reply just fine.

>>35664885
I see that. Talk to you there then.

>>35664482
you are just doing what you are used to and thus, more comfortable with. Which is nothing. You're too scared to simply talk with people yet you expect the result of the very action. You think regular people just walk down the street and think "hmmm maybe I'll pick up a girlfriend today on my way home from work"? Finding something worth caring about isn't easy for anyone but considering you have the money to go anywhere and do almost anything, you have the best shot at getting a gf. But do you try? No. You just shitpost on r9k all day hoping the perfect woman will fall through your roof.
Millions of people are struggling to live and despite having the power to change either your life of theirs, you don't. It's your own choice. In other words, you're a chad. Now get the fuck off this board and brag about how many perfect 10/10s you could have but are too scared to talk to, OP.

>>35664871
Dude post it plz you'll be God tier forever.

>>35665119
Nope that femanon trusted me. They are really nice though

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>Parents aren't rich but are well off, upper middle class
>Got gifted a car for my birthday
>Never had problems with money, could aways take whatever I wanted from my parents wallet
>Also have a credit card extension I use for buying steam vidya and pay a fakku subscription
>Inmediate family is also well off
>Grandpa sends me money every week
>Still at worthless neet
>Never worked in my life
>Don't even put effort in my studies
>Lie about my grades and I'm pretty sure they know
>Family stills pamper me
>Going to japan in a few weeks, parents basically paid for the trip
Being a piece of shit never felt so good

>>35665156
I can't believe that worked you lucky shit.

My boyfriend is rich, but I didn't know own until after we were in a long term relationship and I met his parents. He told me he worked at a company, which is true, but it turns out his family owns the company and they have a castle on an island they own. I rarely tell people this because the few I have told assume I'm in it for the money. I know he wishes he didn't have to work for his parents and I understand if he doesn't decide to take his inheritance. I will insist on a prenuptial agreement for his own peace.of mind and to prove to his parents how much I adore their son.

why aren't you bourgeoisbots giving me money?

you could literally let me live for the next 5 years with $10,000

Any of you want a wife? I'm a black fembot, 19 and a virgin

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>>35665235
>Fakku subscription

Why, just why? You are quite literally just burning money.

>>35665509
I'll take you. Claimed.

>>35665509
Hows your body? What are your measurements?

>>35665525
Are you a rich robot? How do I find someone like you in real life?
>>35665529
I'm "thicc" but losing weight. 5'4"

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>>35665529
I'm free if you want a piece of this cute ass.

>>35665612
No I'm a broke student. But I'll love you forever if that counts.

Don't be a golddigger

>>35665519
Its an easy way to get uncensored and translated eromanga without having to wait for someone to upload it

>>35665632
goldnigger m i right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esDsWpdxFGs

>>35658394
>doesn't have to think about money
>can neet it up, travel or do what ever the fuck you want to
Man fuck you. Kill yourself and put me in your will.

>>35664871
>>35664885
How does this happen? Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35666669
A mix of boredom and drug-induced lapse of judgment I guess

>>35666909
Next time post for everyone then.

>>35664128
anime faggot thats why

>>35666909
Are you stalking me, femanon?

>>35668115
Just coincidence anon, don't flatter yourself.

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>richbot

At least you richbots and rich at the moment

My grandparents and filthy rich but they won't give anything to my dad until they pass away. My dad will probably do the same.

They told me to get a job if I want the inheritance, or else they'll give it all to my sister.

FUCK

>>35658394

i'm not that rich, my house is worth about 1.5m GBP (about average for the UK)
[No Mortgage, bought with cash]
and i live in harrogate, so it's a quiet area, never heard of any crime and its full of old people.

i live on a philosophy of never taking any loan, from anyone if it has interest. if its like a student loan that's like barely anything (in the UK) then that's fine.

right now i have about 1500 GBP to my name (not a lot, but i spend it efficiently), currently studying too.

my dad always said, they (the govt) can take away your home, they can take away your citizenship, your rights, your money, but they can never take away your skills/knowledge.
this is why i believe, its better to diversify if you have large sums of money, money will run out at one point, you need to have a way to get back on your feet if something like that ever happens. all it takes is a bad investment, or a few bad dealings with shady individuals, it has happened to many people in the past.

>>35661361
Any girl that buys you meaningful gifts and keeps humble about it is a keeper. Please don't fuck up anon

>>35659841
Fuck off, faggot. Stop trying to normalize your degenerate bullshit.

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>2-3m
>rich

>>35665423
Poor sap. You wouldn't be with him today if he wasn't loaded. You would've woke up one day and felt "tehheee I'm not that in love with you anon" and dumped him. Quit your bullshit and fuck off.

>>35660188
The grass is always greener, you stupid nigger. People with money can be unhappy too.

286 replies? Keketity kek

Rich people can't be robots. You get the NEET life guilt free and don't need to live in poverty conditions. I'm glad you're one of the few actually treated like the leech you are.

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>>35658394
Just pay for Aria Alexander to be your gf.

She recently quit porn and is looking for someone to date and take care of her. She'll be loyal.

>>35658394
Well, anon. I don't seek money but I do enjoy talking to anons so if you ever need a friend feel free to contact me at Fuji#0553

>>35664128
I would've married you, that's a great room

>>35670334
You'd have to be a massive cuck to marry her

>>35658394
E-Elliot Sama? Y-you're back?

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Buy one of these OP.
Buy one for me too while you're at it.

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I seem to have grasped the problem ITT.

The rich bots are so jaded that they can't spend their near unlimited resources on anything that would bring them happiness, and the poorbots are so desperate for any possible monetary gain that they are trying to become mail order trap brides, and friends for hire.
The poorbots also seem to be able to get happiness out of money.

Here's my brilliant plan: we make a reality show where poorbots can apply to team up with a richbot for a month and pursue fulfillment and fun together, while having a collective budget of a certain amount (I guess $20k would be in a decent spot).
Any time they spend money they would both have to agree on it, and they would have to spend the money in a way that it benefits both of them (so for example you can't just buy a phone for yourself), and any money not spent by the end of the month would be given away to autism awareness.
Each richbot would then choose a poorbot of their liking, and team up to try to fulfill each other's lives. If they made a good team they could bond for life, and if they didn't the poorbot would have a crazy month in their lives, while the richbot could forever give up on normies knowing they did everything and gave them a chance to legit be friends with them.

Then the episodes of the show would air and all participants could get fame and recognition, possibly even offers from modelling or advertisement agencies if the viewers really liked them.

>>35670710
So then it's right up OP's alley

>>35670724
Lmao im not rich and I can afford that, fugg do they ship to the UK?

>>35670781
Pretty sure they ship anywhere.

Give me 200 so I can buy games on steam thenks

>>35670800
Great, though I live with my dad so I dont think I could own one of those and manage to hide it forever

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I'm a rich kid. I've inherited property. We're selling it for close to a million and splitting it three ways. Maybe I'll just donate to some charity. Money doesn't count for much when you're completely alone. Somebody ought to enjoy it.

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>>35659974
>>35660203
>>35664545
Are you still here? I will be your live in girlfriend (female) I am a lesbian please pick me

>tfw $250k inheritance so far
>tfw born rich but not rich enough that I never have to work

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>>35670854
Save up enough to get an apartment and the doll.

>>35670958
Thats the idea, I just have a crap job with low income and its unstable, I just want my own place

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Hey OP I'm on neetbux and live with my mom, so I don't need any money for living, but I also don't have a single cent to my name.
If you buy me a PC I'll play games with you whenever you want. It doesn't have to be expensive, my current one is so shit it can't even run browser games, so anything is an improvement.
[email protected] hmu

Also I'll be anyone's steamfriend for free once I have a PC. I want robot company too, but I just can't play games until I have one.

>>35660899
Lel, I have a 20m home in the west village, get on my level you fucking plebeian.

>>35670738
fekking hell anon I would actually love to see this happen! original comment

>it's a "richfag baits poorfags into replying to him so he can brag about his superiority" episode

>>35670738
>give $20k to a random poor fag
No thanks I'm going to keep my money.

>bond with a poor fag
Why though? Why do I need a poor fag "bond" with me. I know it will only be for the money. Poor fags and Normies are money hungry, more than the rich.

Just look at this thread, you said it yourself they're literally turning into mail order trap brides. And others are kindness straight up begging. They wouldn't grovel like that in real life, why here?

>>35670936
A lesbian? You know what, I haven't had sex with one of those before. How much?

>>35671390
Are you female (female)?

org

>>35671465
No I'm a man. masculine one at that.

>>too pure to hire hookers
I see where you're coming from. Now create an okcupid account and browse around, then open a seekingarrangement account and browse around. You'll see around a 25-40% overlap of usage, where on OkCupid they are looking for marriage and on seekingarrangement they state their time is valuable. Basically what I'm saying is, all women are whores

>>35671484
Then no. Fuck off gross ape

>>35671208
I'm not sure how to organize it though.
>>35671315
How do you know it will only be for the money? The don't actually get any money in the end and can't keep anything from the show. Also read what I wrote, you aren't giving your money to them, you spend it together.

>why do I need a poor fag to "bond" with
Because you're both on this godforsaken vietnamese sewing pattern forum looking for redemption, and you have money while they have ideas and enthusiasm for spending money on fun shit like going niggerhunting in uganda or something. And enthusiasm can spread and infect other people.
The show would be about a cold and paranoid richfag like yourself slowly opening up and starting to enjoy life again, and a little pussy poorfag exploring their boundaries and seeing through the money to connect with the richbot on a non superficial level.
You wouldn't actually give them any money, it would be just like doing shit with a friend except you wouldn't split the bills.
Also you would choose the poorbot based on how much potential you see in them, and if you still don't like them by the end of the show you can just leave and never talk to them again.

>>35660363
Marx would hate you. Least you got that.

>>35671315
>>35671208
Also roasties would obviously not be allowed because they would just ruin the whole thing.

>literally begging cuntish trust fund kiddos for their inherited money instead of developing a talent and getting rich yourself

lmao

people who didn't work for their money take literally everything for granted. you dont want them as your friend. you are just another piece of merchandise to them

>>35671520
>seeking arranged marriage online

Top kek, that's not how it works anon, I got married off to a girl who's dad was a high up in an Indian company (TATA if you've heard of it) , while my family has ties to the Indian government.

Marriages are done to garner favour, like, lobbying sorta, only a little more direct.

>>35671598
Seekingarrangement is a sugar baby/sugar daddy meet site.Aka escorts/prostitutes

>>35660364
>just work hard

That's the financial equivalent of

>just bee yourself

>>35671681
people go from food stamps to rich in less than a decade though. just look at rappers

>>35670912

>rich
>300k

Er, no...

>>35671568
Then alright, don't call me cold or paranoid though. I'm very kind and polite.

I support this idea.
Leave me your contact, and if you gather enough rich fags, I'll join in too, idc if it's not even a show.

Who wants to go skydiving with me?

>comes to the board full of shameless and pathetic NEETs
>decides to make a thread about his money
>gets begging and pathetic offers from traps
>complains about the low quality thread

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>literally in poverty

I'm not going to ask you for money because i realize that's how you make a rich person run

This is a worse feel. I am planning on saving 20k in ten years to get facial feminization surgery so I can be actually happy, it seems like an impossibility I only have 140 to my name I lost $20 of it in the stock market today. I don't know whjy though spending a year doubling 140 would be retarded anyway

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>>35665235
Yeah my parents paid for me to swan about in the U.S for 3 months last year, and that was after doing some volunteering in the French countryside for a month in the summer. There's nothing better than travel.

>>35671731
Er, yes...
Having $300k in cash is enough that if you invest it properly you'll never work another day in your life.

Why do people who never earned their fortune still act elitist?

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>>35670245
I live on a private island in one of the wealthiest parts of my country and even then i'm a maligned robot. Trust me, it's usually not guilt free. Most people who have money usually earned it, and want their kids to do the same.

>>35671800
this. trust fund babies get about as much respect from me as chad's looking down on people who werent born with good genetics. you got lucky. you can also tell from the demeanor of the posters that they arent even happy. going from poor to rich is the best way to enjoy being rich because you can appreciate the disparity

They say money doesnt make you happy but if a robot suddenly became rich it would be the best thing to ever happen to him

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Here's how you do it op
> Wear shirt that says lmfao smoke u up bro
> Someone approaches you after class,, "bro you smoke weed"
> Say " I am a little dry, can I buy an ounce. I will smoke you up let you have some"
> Smoke them up, and then by like bro I can smoke u up anytime
> repeat after every single class
>mad friends

>>35671983
robot is a state of mind. a true robot would find a way to be depressed even while sitting in a mansion in hawaii

There are poor people problems and there are rich people problems. I'd rather have rich people problems.

>>35671782

>this is what lower class poor fags with a tiny taste of wealth actually believe!

>>35658394
Richbot also reporting.

>tfw all you do is drift cars and play WoW.

>>35672069
I dont doubt that, I'd probably end up that way but they'd still at least be slightly happier than when they were poor

>>35672118
meanwhile there are monks who sit in a cave all day who own literally nothing and are completely at peace with it. wealth is a curse and another method of dividing everyone

Life is hard for us rich kids.
We have all our needs(except friends and love) so our motivation to struggle is non-existant.
Low motivation drives to depression, and for me that turned into drug habits.
Thankfully, I found another richrobot who is as degenerate as me so we got fucked up on daily basis for few years. I didn't want to spend the rest of my life like that so I've gotten counseling. Having people who listen to you is great. I highly suggest you spend money on quality counselors and stay off drugs.

I've had 4-5 different counselors on a daily basis and they were like my friends. Yea its because I paid them, but I've eventually "forgotten" that I paid them. The relationship goes beyond the professionalism sometimes, as some even goes out with me to drink and smoke weed with me once in a while, so its not that bad desu.

>>35671733
I didn't mean paranoid in a bad way anon, I'm also a very paranoid person.
I'm getskeletond on skype, but we should really make a discord for this. Maybe it could even be a group thing idk.
>skydiving
I've always wanted to try this desu. I have this autism where I think about flying all the time. About 30% of my dreams include gently floating in the air, and if I had a single wish it would be to be able to fly.
I guess skydiving is as close as I'll ever get.

>>35671782
Even if you somehow managed 10% year over year, you'd be making 30k which is pretty shitty and that's not counting inflation.

>>35672623
>30k which is pretty shitty
Maybe if you live in downtown LA. If you're not retarded $30k is a comfortable amount of money for one person, especially if they aren't working to get that money.

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>all these poorfags in this thread begging

grow a spine

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>too pure to hire hookers
>just want a loyal qt 3.14 waifu who isn't in it for my money
No sympathy

Rich people don't belong on here, you don't have any problems. Any problems you THINK you have can be solved with your money. Find somewhere else to post richfags.

>>35672693
You probably didn't read the part where op said "you'll never work another day in your life", I'll give you credit because it was a long read.

Also 30k gross, not talking about taxes and inflation, is close to minimum wage. Which is shit. Comes out to like $12/hr when you consider net income. That's pretty close to poverty in any city in the US.