>be me
>be 26
>be NEET
>wake up at 7pm
>mummy has made dinner
>it's vegetables
>i hate vegetables
>refuse to eat it
"well, you're going to go without dinner tonight, anon"
>she thinks she's won
>go back to my room
>hold myself over for a few hours on mountain dew
>wait till mummy is asleep
>start screaming "I WANT FOOD I WANT FOOD" as loud as I can
>mummy wakes up and stumbles to my door
"anon what are you doing?!? It's midnight!"
>walk up real close to my door and stop screaming
"anon, are you ok?"
>mummy opens the door
>me standing right there
>scream "I WANT FOOD!" two inches from her face
>she falls backwards into the hall
>keep screaming "I WANT FOOD" as I head to the kitchen
"Anon please I have to be at work in the mor-"
>start taking food items from the fridge and throw them all over floor
>throw gallon of milk onto the ground and it explodes
"Why do you do this, anon?!? WHY?!"
>mummy is pleading with me to stop
>"ONLY IF YOU GET ME TENDIES AND TACOS!"
>"GET ME TACOS AND TENDIES NOW. I WANT THEM NOW!"
>mummy crying
>mfw I see her getting her car keys
>mfw she comes home with hot, greasy Jack in the Box tacos and a double serving of tendies
>mfw she'll never get rid of her little boy!
>>35658351
You give a bad name to true NEETS.
>>35658351
This is just fucking pathetic. Thank god your not my kid I would've cut your tongue out, and there ain't shit you would've done. Your clearly far too dependent or your family to even consider leaving, so if I beat you senseless on a daily basis, you could either sit there and take it, or call the cops. I'd go to jail but then you'd sit in that fucking house and rot to death because we both know you don't have the first fucking clue of how do shit for yourslef. But hey I've seen a lots of people live out their lives as parasites, one of them even made it to thirty two before killing himself, in the end they all kill themselves.
>>35658351
In reality, she'd put you in a group home.
>>35658746
>>35658745
>>35658656
Fucking oblivious normalfag newfags, I swear.
>make bf take me out for pizza
>order gluten-free crust
>and seitan topping
>>35658656
Stories like this one are the reason why "living with your parents" should be illegal if you have the capability to live on your own. Welfare used to be a good thing, but nowadays its just to exploitable to be a real thing.
I bet you and other "NEETs" like you would starve if your mothers died.
>>35658981
This story isn't true. Does it really need to be said straight out like that for you to understand?
>>35659018
>This story isn't true.
How would you know?
I really feel bad for that mother
Poor woman :(
>>35658656
>>35658745
>>35658746
>>35658981
>>35659390
Holy shit it's the early morning normie rush
>>35659102
Lurk more newfag
>2 years
Your fiction is bad op, keep practicing. haHAA
>>35658746
>group home
You would know from experience?
>>35658351
You should have knocked the fridge over desu
>>35660206
>u should have knocked the fridge over
Seems like he emptied it good enough
>>35660859
I know but it's fun to watch them struggle to put it back up if they can.
>>35658351
God damn it, im only 23, but i think this will be my life someday.... i am not far from it. Wait this is my life, just without the screaming part...and its about anything i dont like, and she nevere dares to defy me... so this dosent happen often, get a grip anon.
>>35659102
Do you really think that this story is true? Fucking newfags I SWEAR TO GOD!!
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE