>hear someone pooping in university bathrooms >switch lights

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>>35658043
>go to shops
>get cashier to scan all of my items
>say i forgot my wallet and leave

>>35658404
I did this once at a drugstore on accident, but the way I acted (said "Oh I forgot my wallet!" and just walked out with the items left on the counter) might have made it seem like harassment

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you are trying to force a meme OP,dont you?

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>>35658043
>go into university bathrooms
>remove all of the toilet roll from the holders

somebody stop me

>Go into shop
>Go to fresh fruit isle
>Eat a single grape

YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME

>Go to 7-Eleven
>Get a donut from a cabinet
>Sign: Please close cabinet door
>DON'T

poopin' in the dark is great tho

>go shopping
>put bottle of bbq sauce in mayo section
I AM A VERITABLE GOD

>Go to candy aisle
>Grab chocolate bars
>Break them inside the wrapping
>Return to place

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>go to school
>shoot everyone

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>shop cashier tells me to have a good day
>don't

>water bottle says recycle
>put it in the trash as a joke
>take it back out and put it in the recycle bin
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>take bag of crisps
>Crush them
>Place back on shelf

>>35659751
>get drunk a couple nights ago
>walking home with a beer can
>throw it in the bushes
>go and pick it up because littering is wrong

>>35659795
>crisps
We speak American here, boy

>>35658504
>go into bathrooms
>put wood glue all over the sides of the tp rolls and under the first 5 or so squares

>go to bathroom at restaurant
>leave door unlocked
I JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>>35659810
Im pretty sure Americans speak English anyway Amerifat

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>go to the mall
>see slot machines
>unplug them

ABSOLUTELY RADICAL