>mfw no girl will ever monorail you
Literally rubbing your penis against a sliced meat.
That's a little bit like a mule with a spinning wheel.
>>35657219
A very wet, nice feeling slice of meat that also sucks your dik and moans
>>35657178
My virgin ex tried to do that but she put all her weight down on my penis while trying to slide so it just ended up awkardly hurting my dick.
>>35657708
I can only give a fuck about sucking because it's a submissive act.
Having a girl swallow your semen is power and that is hundred times better than cumming into a hole where piss comes from.
>>35657734
iktf bro
she also got upset when she couldn't give me handjobs or blowjobs because she sucked at them
>>35657810
>where piss comes from
this guy fucks
>>35657810
>>35657862
umm, you aren't actually fucking the hole where the piss comes out, confirmed for virgin
>>35657914
>tfw it's impossible to not tongue the urethra when you're giving a girl oral
Feels bad man
>>35657974
>not giving her a vaginal orgasm
feels good to have big dick
>>35658279
>giving vaginal orgasms
Kek she's faking them my man
>>35658381
she is just a fuckbuddy, why would she keep coming back if she was?