>that kid who unironically died on penis inspection day

>>that kid who got kicked out of school for selling xanax laced with fentanyl

>>35654867
>that kid that who wore a trench coat everyday

That kid with glasses and a buzzcut that was always angry at his friends

>>35654867
I still refuse to believe penis inspection day is actually a thing.
I thought it was a meme, I still want to believe it's a meme.

>>35655464
i still can't believe some schools don't do it.
it was such an integral part of growing up

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>>35654867
>that kid who ironically died on penis inspection day

>>35654867
What was the cause of death?

>that kid who called the teacher mommy once

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>>35654867
>that kid who unironically tried to dig to China with a plastic spoon

>>35655636
>that kid who died of eternal bleeding

>>35655696

It was a couple of kids in elementary school. We got about 3 feet deep and found a really cool rock before teachers stopped us. Shit was lulz

>that kid that activated the shit vortex. It took a crane to get out.

>That smol kid that would fight anyone and win

>>35655636
Bled out from the circumcision

>Penis Inspection day rolls around
>my cock is pretty small and I'm super fucking worried
>it measures in at 3.8 inches hard (keep in mind this is when I'm 13 and it's a bit bigger now)
>the nurse measuring it gives me a disappointed, pitiful look
>fuck
>sit in the corner of the gym in absolute fucking dread
>the moment of truth comes
>turns out I wasn't the smallest
>there was a boy with a 2.7 inch cock, hard
>they drag him up onto the stage, kicking and screaming
>force his head onto the chopping block
>school executioner hands the axe to the boy with the biggest dick; he measured in at 7.2 inches
>he hefts the axe up, then brings it down severing the dicklets head clean off
>gulp, realizing that could have been me
My parents moved a few months after and I transferred to a more progressive school where they didn't kill the kid who failed the exam.
Still, scariest childhood memory by far.

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>>35654867
>that kid who unironically died on penis inspection day
you can't just combine memes like this

>>35655648
I called my hot math teacher mommy repeatedly and one day she actually fucking jacked me off in the staff room while I suckled her breast and called her mommy.
I'll never forget that.

>>35655960
Its "internal" you rock sucking, knuckle dragging fool

>that kid who claimed he was the best hacker
>that kid who killed themselves on livestream at the age of 12
>that kid who makes that kid threads/posts on r9k
>that kid who lurks the thread but doesnt post

>>35656618
>that memeslut twink who unironically played Minecraft and Runescape and you wanted to fuck in the ass and he probably would have let you but you missed your opportunity

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>>35656685
>that chad who never fucked my twink memeslut self and missed the chance

>>35656915
STOP REMINDING ME, I REGRET IT EVERY DAY.

>>35656526
I still remember when my best friend got the guillotine in 5th grade. todays kids dont know how good they got it.

>that Christian Chad who despite having a literal harem of girls never fucked any because he was holding off til marriage


afuckinlegend.jpg

every day is penis inspection day if you have a gf

>>35656973
haha sucks to be you nerd

>>35656115
>those kids who dug to China in a school yard and found a body of a little girl

>>35656526
>>35657080
I don't know how the fuck schools got away with this. When my school picked off the runt of the litter they completely erased all record of him, I'm guessing they did the same at your schools? It was cryptic as fuck. I remember one kid asked the teacher the next day, "Where did Anthony go?" Poor little tyke didn't understand what death meant. Anyway, the kid got sent to the principal's office and came back holding his ass like it had a new crack in it. No one ever mentioned Anthony again.

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>>35657335
>tfw town was littered with lost dog posters after the hole to China was dug.

>>35657080
>be me
>4th grade
>"penis inspection day is in a few days, boys!"
>ohshit.jpeg
>my penis is only 2 inches long
>inspection day rolls around
>coach jones takes down my pants
>"wow.. that's pretty pathetic, anon"
>gets sent to nurses office
>"hello, anon. we will make your problem all better."
>nurse takes scalpel and removes my penis
>i pass out from the pain
>wake up hours later
>get up
>look in mirror
>i have a wig on and dress
>"anon, your new name is anonette."
>"o-ok"

rusbot here

we literally and unironically had penis inspection days in elementary school

>that kid who was really medically unstable and then died after getting hit in the chest with a football

>>35657383
What, you think we're joking?

>>35657406
we don't have it in the uk because its non ironically super gay

>that kid who "accidentally" touched your thigh like every day

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>>35655648
>tfw 22 and did that to my boss

>>35657383
What did they inspect your penis for over there? I thought america was the only place that did it because other countries don't care about circumcision.

>penis inspection day at 6th grade
>I was one of the bigger boys at 6"
Shame Tyrone with a 7.5" just bullied me for being so much smaller than him

Penis inspection day sucks we had to line up side by side I still remember how cold that ruler is when it touches your dick fu owning shit man

>>35656551
i'm sure anon
i'm sure

>>35656551
I dreamed of something like this all day about my 2nd grade teacher. Didn't know what sex was but she gave me boners anyway.

>>35657480
Was she a good mommy?

>that kid in high school who told his friend loud enough for the class to hear that he dry humped his sisters leg and came in his pants.

>>35654867
>unironically
How can you die unironically, what does that mean?
Can you die ironically?

>that kid who got a brain tumor and died

>that kid who got caught being uncircumcised on penis inspection day

Poor guy. He never knew what was coming. They didn't even give him time to prepare or comprehend what was about to happen to him.

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>that kid who fucking died
>that kid who died and got buried
>that kid who died, got buried and has rot inside his coffin, leaving only bones behind.
>that kid who died, got buried, rot in his coffin leaving only bones behind and that kid who fucking dug out previous kid's coffin and stole the kid's skeleton.
>that kid who used the skeleton he dug out for a ritual to summon a death cult member to murder some old bitch, a head of the orphanage he was a member of, just because she was a fucking cunt to him.

>>35659678
what happens? Im not from US

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>>35659567
> that one normy that misspelled normybook as 4chan and ended up getting REEEEE'd back outside where normies belong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that kid who pooped his pants at class

>>35659704
Grelod the kind my ass.
Grelod the cunt. I enjoyed killing her.

>>35659747
>that one kid, who thinks a person pointing out logical fallacies constitutes a normie.
>that one kid who started browsing 4chan week ago and thinks its hip and cool to shout REEEEEEE and overuses it

>>35655648
My mom once called her teacher lord, as in Jesus Christ.

>>35659567
>being this new

oreganioo

>>35659704
Skyrim children are /fit/ kek

>>35659747
>calls someone else a normie
>writes normy instead of normie despite the fact that it is never spelled the former way
Really makes me think

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>me and my mates pass penis inspection day
>decide to go to the movies to celebrate
>after we get our tickets and life jackets a alarm goes off
>random penis inspection
>my friend greg gets randomly inspected
>he fails because the theater has a different slandered than our school
>watch as he gets his head chopped off and is then fed to the theater battle lions
RIP greg, the movie sucked by the way

>>35659718
They get circumcised hahaha

>>35656587
Great catch reddit! One upboat coming right up!

>>35654867
>that kid that married an ugly chink despite protesting and saying that he would never do so.