Brothers of /r9k/.
It is Day 4 of the Rebellion.
Roasties and Normies have grasped power within our beloved board, and they will hold on to this 'till their demise.
We must stand united against a common threat.
This board, was started as an epitome of creativity and original content, and spiraled into a hub for lost souls, shunned, and despised by society.
We have suffered, yet we now have a place to hold dear and near.
Yet, now, disgusting whores and degenerates have found that this is a good place to exploit individuals vulnerable, individuals who have never felt wanted, and by posing as those seeking to help us, these degenerates come to exploit us for our attention, and our naive behaviors.
We will NOT stand for this.
Our primary enemy is the ""fembot"".
Fembots do NOT exist.
Women have never suffered nor experienced as much pain as we have, ever.
They were born into a society that upheld them, and considered them as the key focus.
They were pampered and babied by this world.
They know not of what true suffering is.
>Destroy fembot posts.
>Derail fembot threads.
>Defend /r9k/.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35647153
Are fags allowed in?
>>35647200
Depending.
If you constantly shill your faggotry and make threads that are borderline porn threads, then GTFO.
If you can blend in with other robots, your faggotry is none of my concern.
Copy that, Vlad. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
>>35647335
My brother, we're all in this together.
INVADE ALL ROASTIE THREADS.
DERAIL ALL NORMIE THREADS.
SAGE ALL NON-ROBOT THREADS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35647153
I doing my part anon,
but this Stacy is a hard nut to crack.
I might have to amp the creepiness
got some goodies in store for this roastand her cuck
The r9k autism army has arrived.
To arms
https://discord.gg/MbmYkRz
My cute dragon girlfriend will burn the very air Stacies breathe.
>>35647489
what is this discord shit and why do I have to dl it?
Quick rundown of our strategy
So here is what we will do. We will find cancer threads and try to derail them by REEEEEEing. Every post we make in other threads will have 4 backlinks to our main thread (this one) to garner as much attention as possible to the cause. Every robot needs to be aware
Drive the normies out of our board, my fellow autists.
>>35647580
Its our main base. We organize there and launch operations from there. You can also run it in your browser, but make sure to actually make an account, guest accounts reset every time you use it.
>>35647588
This is beautiful, damn, I want help too.
>>35647785
Welcome to the Rebellion, brother.
This is a place where the voiceless can speak, the blind can see, and the deaf can hear.
We will NOT stand for the destruction of our homeland.
/r9k/ will tremble, but so will the roasties.
We will drive them from our lands.
We will push them from our boards.
We will destroy them.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35647588
lmao some faggot just tried this, and fucked up the links
hahahaha
>>35647918
And you tried orbiting some roastie whore,
only to find out she either has a Chad fucking her AS WE SPEAK, or that she isn't interested in anything but your (You)s you're giving her.
The only one fucking up is YOU.
Hahahahahhaha.
Good luck brothers.
The fembot plague need to be stopped.
>>35647960
I'm on your side you fucking tard
not my fault you fucked up like the dumb fuck you are
So can we include the horrendous "Fembots do you..." esque threads as well?
Those are complete cancer
>>35647153
Kys retard.
Losers don't get to have a place of their own.
>>35647153
I AM WITH YOU COMRADE!
>>35648179
>Losers don't have a place of their own.
Seems you're new here, mate, welcome to 4chan!
>Using "Kys" AND the "K" is auto-correct capitalized, so I assume written from your Normiephone 7.
>"Retard", not "Autist" or "Sperglord", or even "Tard".
Fuck off Chad.
I stopped reading at the trip.
>>35648179
The streets of r9k will run red with your blood normie scum
>>35648228
Vlad is a trusted leader of the uprising, his presence will guide the soldiers of The Rodge to victory.
>>35647153
...what is your plan here in the short term? This seems poorly thought out...
>>35647153
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok then fampai
>>35648261
oops! you forgot your trusty tripcode!
>>35648224
>24 year fat ugly neckbeard friendless virgin NEET living with his parents
At least I'm a chad though. I think you should go back tor/4chan. You're clearly not good at creating epic screencap material yourself.
>>35648263
This is it >>35647588
Eventually the flood of REEEEEEEEs will drown out the normies
>Expecting people who are too afraid to look a cashier girl in the eyes when buying pizza rolls and microwaveable chicken nuggers to rally behind your stupid cause.
At least you're having fun and that is what is important friendo
>>35648315
>trying to insult an r9k user by calling him a virgin neet etc etc
Brainlet normotard detected. We literally admit that we are virgin neckbeard NEETs you worthless retard.
Soon the beta uprising will destroy you
>>35648354
We are alpha autists though. The beta autists will learn along with us
Join my beta uprising discord boys.
https://discord.gg/Nd8W9
>>35648374
>reading comprehension
You'll take the cynicism pill eventually.
TO ARMS FELLOW R9KERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35647153
Im here Comrade Vlad. Owlfag Reporting in.
>>35647227
Why is there an elevator outside?
Reminder that women aren't the problem and that the real issue is the failed normie pussy obsession.
They're the ones who encourage the girls that are here to pull the "le fembot here xD" bullshit and are willing to ruin anything if it means that there's a chance that a girl will talk to them.
Sad! Pathetic!
>>35648400
This is a norme infested discord
This is the only real uprising discord >>35647489
If only(origianolli ravioli conoli
>>35648561
You know you can shoot people right?
With guns.
You know that a 4 foot tall midget could kill a 6'6" 300 pound giant with a gun right?
Jesus christ i cant believe people are this stupid.
COME JOIN
NOW
TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE NORMIES
THIS IS THE DAY
>>35647489
>>35648441
Being this new, seriously?
bumping this thread for justice
>>35647153
Are you autist- oh wait
>>35647153
Wow, it's the same shit you guys have been screaming bloody murder about for years. The filter feature is built right into the site now, use it or better yet just grow a pair. Throwing a tantrum like this is tantamount to admitting you're children, not men.
>>35649179
Kill yourself cuck
Real men meet their foes in battle and decisively destroy them.
Cucks like you hurrr durr while tyrone is fucking your wife.
link shit threads to overload
>>35647153
I'm fighting my own little battle. I have filters set to block threads and posts with the words 'fembot' and 'trap' in them.
r9k got a lot less shitty the second that I did that.
>>35647153
Robots are way too much of pussies to uprise. Haha, us alphas will always win, you pussies will only dream and never commit
>>35649957
That will never work when people like>>35649958 exist
Let me ask you, are you a cuck? When someone tries to destroy your home, do you stand there and watch? No, you take the fight right to them and destroy them.
Long live the uprising
>>35650027
You fucking betas will keep losing just like you always have. The beta uprising is just a perpetual autistic fail. Long live alphas
Not gonna lie, I've been so disheartened lately that I had to go MIA for about a month or two. I could use some fucking backup but I'm stranded out in enemy territory forced to procure my survival needs on-site. It's hell. I feel like I am going through the purifying flames of hell
I'm an asian third-worlder robot.
Could I use some backup here, or I'm alone behind enemy lines?
I don't want my balze here gone for nothing and not sending the messages across.
>>35650087
I will slice your dicc off with my nippon steel katana and shove it in your mouth
Faggot
>>35650305
Join the discord
Its in the thread here
hi guys this is an original insightful post :^)
Come join, come drive this menace off our board
Being a robot is literally better than being a normalfag
Women are a meme and friends arent needed.
All you need is r9k, tendies and 2D.
Bumping for the cause
>>35647153
Bumpin, patrol all normalfag threads and all normalfag posts. This will be a board controlled by the robot's once again. Normies don't belong here.
>>35650753
Couldn't /r9k/ count as friends though
the robot has to go and this needs to be a blue board.
So far thing's are going well, I see no normie threads on the first page. We should keep a OperationRoastieDeportation Day thread up 24/7.
>>35650848
True. You dont need real life friends when you have r9k
>>35650895
I agree. If you are dedicated come join our discord, thats where we organize everything>>35647489
bump for the cause against the poz (no gays allowed in here or anywhere on /r9k/)
>>35650918
I have to go to sleep for wage cucking tomorrow. If I had the time right now I would. Maybe tomorrow.
Bump for interest
fucc normies
Every day we march closer to victory
Keep going robots, keep the thread up for all robots to see
>>35650949
No problem if you cant help now, but it would be good to join so you get a notification when we're about to raid again later.
>>35650352
No you won't. You'll sit in your piss jug filled room and post on r9k. Fucking Beta
>>35647153
Ah the sped reclamation again? Let me guess, caw caw caw?
>>35650861
>wanting a /soc/ 2.0
>>35651058
I will.
Post address, lets fight, bitchboy betamax .
>>35651083
Wow, good post fembot!
Anything else you want regurgitate from other normalfags, m'femanon?
PURGE ALL "FEMBOT FEELS" THREADS PLEASE I LEGIT FUCKING HATE THEM
>>35651247
I'm a dude dipshit. Not everyone is social failure like you speds.
>>35651224
629 Esther Blvd
Nacodoches, TX
You're just a beta pussy, you'll never do anything. Good luck, I've got a gun in every room and always carry. You'll just post on r9k because you're just a beta pussy that only wishes for a beta revolution that will never happen.
>>35651651
>i have got a gun
Ahahahahaha
Pussy ass hoe nigga. I told you to fight, not hide in your house like a scared rat.
You're worthless.
>>35651620
Your dad is a sped you low tier cuck trash. Kill yourself
>>35651651
Hope you like pizza with daddy's cummies, comrade.
>>35651651
Chad, you donzo now. I hope you like pizza
>>35651758
Loooooool hey look the beta is too scared. So predictable.
> ill kick ur ass
> owait u have a gun? thats cheating
> *runs away*
>>35651827
Why would i run away? You're just hiding in your house like a scared animal. There is nothing to run from. Come fight like a man or shut the fuck up bitchboi
>>35651784
> betas claim uprising
> only capable of ordering pizza to another house
> can't do jack shit
I already called my local pizza places and put a sign on the door and in the driveway. They won't deliver, and no one will deliver.
Betas: 0
Chads: 14663357743
>>35651990
I told you where I live and you won't even come over because you're too scared ahahahahahahaha
Look at this classic beta piss jug bitch here
>>35652001
>I already called my local pizza places and put a sign on the door and in the driveway.
>>35652037
Nah im coming over.
Ill be there tomorrow, will post thread and timestamped pic of your house when im there. You wont even leave your house anyways but just to show everyone how much of a bitchboi you are i will come over.