post your wierdest job stories

>>35646727
>he's had a job and brags about it
Reported.

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>>35646727
I was constantly berated by my spic coworkers and boss.
I even worked just as or harder than them but eventually after being blamed for an order made wrong that i didnt even make i dropped my apron and tag on the floor in front my boss during rush hour and walked out.
Im never being a wagekek again and i just started from being a NEET to self employed.
I dont understand how people do it their whole life.
If i hadnt been able to go NEET i would have killed myself.

How much did you got ?

>>35646727

>boss increases workload
>i deal with it
>boss increases workload
>i deal with it
>boss increases workload
>i deal with it
>boss increases workload
>i miss ONE deadline
>boss suspends me without pay
>i stay for another 3 months while I look for another job and use my benefits to the max
>quit
>make myself available for two months for guys taking over from me
>switch main cell number
>ignore all contact after that, including desperate text messages and calls from replacement staff

I did an interview for a "marketing" job in LA where they recorded the interview and made me act with the HR chick

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my first job was at a salvation army shop that also accepts donations
>loads of homeless people, drug addicts and crazy customers
>one day a guy wearing clothes far too small for him and a girls backpack comes in
>takes a cup off the shelf
>pisses in it
>puts back on shelf
>pisses on floor
>leaves
>comes back a few more times and does dumb shit like this before we finally catch him in the act and the cops get called

people also gave us dumb shit like
>old lady donates a bag full of unpackaged raw chicken
>people constantly empty bags of dog shit into the donation bin
>heroin needles get left in bags of blood and piss covered clothes
>cum covered mattresses every few days
>a huge collection of asian porn
>empty shell casings
>damp, mold covered books

also had someone throw a brick through the front window and pull a knife on my manager but i wasn't there for that one

>work reception in doctor's surgery
>old man comes in for appointment, possible uti so we asked him to bring a sample in for testing
>it's wrapped in tin foil
>he opens it up
>he brought his piss to us in a crystal wine glass
>ask my coworker because if I have to deal with this I will laugh
>she gets him to tip it in a sample bottle

It was red/brown so could have passed for wine too, kek

>>35646727
Strangers threaten to kill me. Be taxi driver.

In the past 2 weeks had nigger security guards tell me I can't pick up that its illegal to stop to pick up cause its a fire lane. The last place was NASA. I been picking up there 7 1/2 years and some nigra is acting like Im breaking the law to pick up when they are the ones calling me down there.

2 nights ago have another customer throw money at me cause they are out of their minds. First time it happened the old lady called the cops on me cause I yelled at her to get the fuck out! after she threw money at me trying to assault me. Somehow she's the victim here playing all innocent. I call and ask whats the problem they then tell the cops Im calling and threatening them and everyone at work sees me talking calmly to them. People are fucking crazy!!!

Once had a woman try to get me arrested for kidnapping cause I wouldn't let her rob/con me. She had an appointment to go far like $65 then she was like no just drop me off here 1 mile away at a bus stop and you know that was her plan the whole time. I was like nope and took her back to where I picked her up. Whole time she's screaming kidnapping and calling people to call the state police. I telling her fuck you bitch! What I'm suppose to be nice to some cunt trying to set me up? Cops show up and she's out of her mind with some other woman on her side at the Motel. Cops won't take me to prison for kidnapping cause they see Im just not letting her con me. Since cops won't take me to jail she makes the cops supervisor show up to take me to prison for kidnapping and he made her pay me instead. lol

>>35649136
that homeless guy was on one too many layers of irony

>work inventory clerk job
>One night had unusual light load
>Brought book to pass the time
>Had the main garage door open for airflow
>Foxes in the car lot
>One fox was brave enough to go into the cage I was in, about 9ft away from where I was sitting
>Get scared and scare him off
>Be paranoid that night

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>>35646727
> Work as night security at shitty ethnic mall
> Asian clothing store broken into
> Owner bitches at me
> Smears shit all over her stores back door
> Different night Game stop broken into
> Police arrive
> They found Black thief hiding behind a shelf unit.