/britfeel/ RIP Fat Teddy edition

my Colombian neighbour told me he 'first met the nigger when i was 14'

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>>35645710
White women are hyped edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>35645710
I'm assuming Fat Teddy was the product of a single mother or a benefit family. How could they afford such a large coffin?

>>35645791

The biggest redpill of all is that the spammer spamming this is most likely one of the guys who stars in the video

>>35645836
I'm sure his gang all chipped in

no /nightwalk/ tonight because its fucking raining for a change

>>35645847
It's a guy trying to cause a rift between blacks and whites.

>>35645853
Any idea what gang he was in?

>>35645836
>How could they afford such a large coffin?

They probably sold all the oil in his fucking veins to pay for it, it's going for about $50/barrell these days

Is Fat Teddy really dead?
What happened?

>>35645888
>Implying there's ever been unity.

Ethnic diversity just leads to balkanisation and eventually conflict.

What do you make of Erdogan encouraging Muslims to outbreed Europeans? There's no denying they are a fifth column anymore.

>>35645847
>>35645888
The guy spamming it is the same guy who talks about London gangs.

It's all to try and racially divide us.

>trying to wank
>30 year old coworker messages my normiebook
>she's killed my erection

fuck this I'm going to bed

>>35645888

Exactly, the guy in the video.

Look how few views that video has, their entire marketing strategy is to spam it on /pol/ and /britfeel/

It's obviously a homemade movie on a small budget, the guy who stars/produces it is likely the same guy posting it here

You guys ever think a /britfeel/ camping trip would work? Could all chip in and bring our own gear

Or would everybody be too afraid of being raped/murdered

>>35645995
>Or would everybody be too afraid of being raped/murdered
I would be tbqh, unless we have a spoons meet before hand to weed out the fags and psychopaths

>>35645995
i've heard stories of camping trips turning quite gay, would imagine thats how it would work out

>>35645995

I wouldn't wanna share a tent with a guy who talks about 'boipucci' all day

>>35645995
I used to go camping a lot when I was younger. I imagine some lads wouldnt find it comfy. Some would enjoy having to squish into a tent with the boys though.

>>35645995
somebody please post those pictures of the mlp fans bringing all the pony body pillows into the woods for this guy

>>35645949
It's all divide and conquer stuff.

The ruling clases want to stop us uniting as a people so they divide us on racial lines.

Should be obvious to anyone.

>>35645995
/out did a uk meetup/camping trip last year or year before. No one was molested or killed.

>>35646042
I'm sure that was also the cause of Lebanon, Yugoslavia and the many other places that fell due to "diversity"

>>35645710

/britfeel/ meetup this saturday in 'The Square Peg' Wetherspoons, Birmingham

Starting at 1:00pm

>>35646084
Are you serious comparing UK with Yugoslavia? With had diversity for 50 years.

>>35646084
Yugoslavia is a great example. Tito brought Yugoslavia together.

It was only after he died and the capitalists came in that people were turned against each other.

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>>35645995
ive been trying to organize a britfeel meetup for a while but the idea just never seems popular here :(

post locations notttingham sadboi here

>>35645995

I would be fucking terrified mate

>>35646088
>Birmingham
I don't want to be stabbed by muzzies

>>35645995
>Brtiback mountain

Err i will give it a miss.

>>35646109
saw you in the othher thread jayj you look like my fucking lecturer mate kys

>>35646088
>Birmingham

With a britfeel meet being held there, More like 'Bummingham'

>>35646128
Stop trying to divide and conquer, you extremist nazi bigot xenophobe. Muslims aren't dangerous, knifes are

>>35646088
why do you cunts always want to meet in muslimham cant we meet somewhere nice and white for a change?

>>35646168
Blackpool's really white, we can go on the big dipper.

>>35646160
Muzzies with knives are pretty dangerous

>>35646168
We need to find out where were all located for that, we need to do a roll call

Glasgow reporting

>>35646188
I'd take my chances with the brummie mudslimes over the blackpool chavs lad

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>>35646137
Nope, I won't kill myself. I am having the time of my life.

>>35646042
Im all for getting along with other races heck grew up in london going to school with people of many different races. However not all are intergrating to our way of life instead they group up and try and make an area like were they came from which then promotes isolationism and encourages other imigrants to just move their and also isolate themselves and not intergrate to our culture

Anyone tried sleeping pills from online? not darkweb, too dumb for that shit. https://www.sleepingpillsuk.com/ etc

wanna self-defeat/become an hero

>>35646227
Why not just go to a chemist and buy some

>>35646218
IS THAT A TATOO OF YOURSELF??!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

>>35646218
Yes love life goy- I mean lad

>>35646222
I totally agree mate.

It's terrible. The rich and powerful muslims make them act in a vexatious way and our press highlights it, to drive us apart and make us easier for the ruling classes to control.

>>35646244
Yes it's a tattoo portrait

>>35646243
because it requires prescription...

please ignore the latest bait trip fag meme.
thanks, that'll be all

>>35645847
Considering everyone who was involved in writing and production of it is black it's a pretty fucking sad state of affairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm9JIojVvRg

Does anyone else get super paranoid about this too?

>>35646218
>This is the real me.
>I have a partially constructed identity,
>I suppose I am being someone else.

on another note How would you define friends? (you were talking about them last thread)
Can you be open with them?

do they actively put effort into you e.g. contact you, ask how you are, arrange to hang out?

do they know/would they care about your image consultant stuff?

>>35645995
I'd go on the provision that everyone has to pass and STI/AIDS test and that there will be plenty of drugs provide

>mfw we need a permit to go to my fav camping spot now
>I'll never be bukkaked by lonely robots in my spiritual home

>>35646042
Don't think your liberal hipster friends would appreciate this talk Jay

>>35646277
>Yes it's a tattoo portrait


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

fuck me mate if real
10/10 you have won autism

if fake
10/10 bait, your understand of autism is a credit to this board

>>35646284
Not just sleeping pills, go on a pharmacies website you dafty

>>35646303
They contact me. put in the effort, especially the lads in the band, and others.

I don't tell them about the image stuff though, I met them all as Jay-J.

>>35646302
>he doesn't already have his webcame taped over

Fucking love Limmys show

>>35646339
they all seem kinda dodgy. which one is legit?

>>35646432
lloyds

lads whats your favourite colour of cat?

>>35646531
they're all cute desu
But I think grey with white socks and black stripes are pretty cute
So is 'calico' or whatever you call it

>>35646546
Fun fact

99.999999% of calico cats are female

>>35646531

All black is super qt

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Aaaaaah aaaaah yeeees! aaaaah!

>>35646521
dude, are you seriously telling me i can buy sleeping tablets online without a prescription with them?

>>35646302
Its not paranoia when its real, the CIA have been doing this for years and have a huge collection of people wanking.

>>35646590
Sex looks so fucking gay

>>35646590
If you need to bend your woman over then you are a homosexual.

>>35646635

According to britfeel, fucking a woman doggystyle is gay, but fucking a man is straight

>>35646597
Yes you daft cunt, sleeping pills are pretty fucking common, how do you not know this?

>>35646666
If it's a feminine man and you're doing it missionary, yes, it's less gay than fucking a woman doggy.

>>35646669
because they're a prescription-only drug. if you cant buy them in the shop without one why can you buy them online without one.

Help lads, my normie coworkers are going to ask what I did at the weekend again.

>>35646724
Most are prescription only, but you can still buy some on their site, and im pretty sure you just need to answer some questions to get more powerful ones

fuck it this decision is too hard to make myself
odds fab lolly
even strawberry split

>>35646769
>Just a quiet one this time lads

help lad my parents are gonna force me to get a job but im a typical robot and i honestly dont think i can

how can i get work innawoods or somewhere without many peopple preferably none?

>>35646858
get agency work and pretend to be Polish. People will leave you alone.

>>35646769

Tell them you cut the grass and watched football.

>>35646858
Become a fisherman

>>35646809
fuck it that was nice i want another go
re-roll

>>35646858
Become a camwhore for britfeel

>>35646858
Work in a lighthouse

>>35646961
no i want to be left alone

>>35646858
Hunt a white whale

>>35646973
i live innaland :( why is this so shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeee why cant i be away from anyone reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i just wanna smoke ganja and cry reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>35646847
I barely managed to play that one off last week, one woman even asked "So you didn't go anywhere all weekend?" in an pretty shocked tone.

>>35646858

> recruit a small pirate crew
> sail the caribbean
> plundering merchant vessels

>>35647049
dont know enough somaliabros for this cool idea tho

omg lads, can't believe this, i've gone a came on my church trousers AGAIN, luckily it was after church haha

>>35647049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJOovInlk-w

>>35647132
Just go spend a week in Sweden lad.
>tfw I am going to Sweden in a few months.
Gonna be fine though, going to stay in a small town that still holds the 'fuck immigrant rapists' mindset.

>>35646781
"NHS Prescription items will only be dispatched after we have contacted your GP and the prescription request has been confirmed.

These will be sent via a Royal Mail 48hr tracked delivery service and will require a door step signature by someone over the age of 16 on arrival."

Thanks a fucking-lot. calling me a daft cunt yet i cant get them from lloyds, as i thought, without them verifying with my GP. why dont you suggest what ones you've managed to buy without hassle? so i can buy enough to fucking die in peace

in the mean time now im worried i'm going to have to answer to my GP or something.

>>35647246
If you really need sleep pills why not just go to your GP and get a prescription written up, will they think you're just a junkie or something?

>>35647137
why are you always cumming on your church trousers?

>>35645879
But rainy nightwalks are the best, anon.

>>35647291
Mate it's clearly a meme

>>35646858

Play the university card.

>>35647246
Just buy some on the dank web

>>35647137
Why don't you hang them up mate?

>>35647320
mate this aint a meme m8 this is my life lad

>>35645995
I'd be afraid of getting bummed by Junlad.

>>35647282
They will now he tried to get them online first.

I don't know why he didn't just go to his GP.
Also, you can get over the counter sleeping pills too, just have to ask at the counter and tell them that the herbal ones are shite.

>>35647137
uh oh, god won't be chuffed at that. think he only likes you to put your cummies in girls tummies

>>35646026
We could hotbox a tent.

>>35647375
Only if he's a catholic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk

ill go back to my initial question - does anyone have experience buying sleeping pills from the sites that dont require prescriptions? not reputable pharmacies but dodgy sites... i cant use the dark web because im too fucking stupid to use PGP etc

>>35647413
I've bought plenty from the dark web but that's it.

>>35646858
Night security.

origaminales

>>35647462
iv been looking for that, cant find any vacancies though
ree

>>35647413
Just work out how to use the dark web. It's not that hard

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>>35647407
>tfw will never be a lumberjack.
https://youtu.be/QgaRd4d8hOY

>>35647477
don't try to apply to specific establishments looking for security guards, sign up with a private security company instead

every last one of them is gagging for reserve officers to pick up dropped shifts

Will I be refused for JSA if I'm medically unable to work normal hours? I need to apply for it but I'm not sure if they'll outright refuse me.

>>35647246

I work for some online pharmacy and 'we will contact your GP' very rarely happens.

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>>35647534
If you're medically unable to, and have a doctors backing, you can claim JSA, they'll just tell you to apply for nightshift jobs.

If you don't have the doctors backing, you're fucked though.

You might even be able to get on that ESA.

>>35647534
Let me guess, you're also allergic to garlic?

I'm glad Fat Teddy is dead, retarded little nigger

>>35645710
seriously though that tiger loaf is so fucking good rofl

>>35647521
Sounds like a good shout, cheers lad, know the names of any good ones to get me started?

>>35647621
nigger aint little

>>35647611
I'm diagnosed with the sleep disorder, but I'm not sure how to translate the into the doctor backing me up.

>>35647620
Haha, my sleep cycle goes in circles. I'm only nocturnal half the time.

>>35647634
No bread better.

>>35647641
Depends whereabouts you're living, lad. I've worked for a few, stay the fuck away from G4S. They were easily the worst of the lot.

>>35647621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QfaNeXcmyM&t=371s

He will be missed.

>>35647679
oh thats shit then, just finished my course in Scotland and there was a guy from G4S there telling us we should sign up for them

wish id just die in my sleep desu

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>>35647620
>pissants still think Garlic works.
What next, you gonna use holy water too, fuck off lad. Sunlight is the only thing that will do it, or a stake to the heart, but that's because it fucking hurts like fuck.

That said you lads invented suncream so it's not too bad.

>>35647698
I don't know which companies are big in Scotland, I'm afraid. If you research that yourself, apply to a few of them and see if you can get a feel for their staff ethic in the interviews.

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>>35647663
Basically if you're diagnosed, then just tell the JSA or ESA that. You don't need the doctor to back you, just ask for a doctors note to take with you.

How do you lads function if you can't even do the simple tasks like sign on? You'll never make it as a wagey.

>>35647833
We don't function, lad. That's why a lot of us are here. Thanks for the help though, I'll get a note.

>Oh it's great being Fat Teddy

*eats massive amounts of chicken shop chicken*

>You get to rap on every estate in the Brixton

*Cuts to being stabbed in a gang standoff*

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>>35647698
R.S.S are pretty decent lad. They'll put you through your badge training, and if you've already got it, even better.

I use to work with them back when I did security.

>>35647743
I hope u don't die anytime soon and feel better soon, buddy

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>>35647695
Westwood is almost 60 years old.

What the fuck is he doing still playing at that shite?

>>35647578
yeah the orders placed and if it arrives OK i'll make some more orders from there. The one time I tried darkweb bfore it didnt work out, lost money and didnt receive anything. can't afford for that to happen.

>>35647663
>Haha, my sleep cycle goes in circles. I'm only nocturnal half the time.
It's called circadian arrhythmia. I have it too, though it's self-diagnosed so call me full of shit if you want. Anyway, you can cope if you wank before bed and have coffee first thing. You'll always be tired of course, but you can hold down a job you don't like or whatever.

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>>35647695

What if Tim Westwood is the mystery South London vigilante killer

>>35647971
westwood is the biggest sad act in history, 60 year old bishops' son from suffolk who acts like a black teenager from LA

>>35647984
I used to do that in school and it didn't help. I was falling asleep in class. Good to know it at least has a name though.

>>35647621
He isn't dead. He's still stuffing his face with maccy Ds.

>>35648024
Exactly the same. Sixth form was total hell for this reason. I fell asleep at the wheel doing driving lessons.

>>35647984
>Arrhythmia

A strange word. A foreign, alien one. One that you don't want to be in the same room with.

>>35648008
suddenly it all makes sense

what other possible reason could a man of his age have to hang around all these rapper men

>>35648028
Fat Teddy got stabbed and air lifted to hospital last year. He was stabbed and killed three weeks ago.

>>35648103
If you're referencing something, I didn't get it.

>>35648159
It's probably for the best, lad.

>>35648028
whgo the fudge is fat teddy

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>>35648012
Pretty sure he's also been the victim of a drive-by too.
I mean the guy was good at introducing the rest of the uk to the underground hip hop scene... if LANDAN music is your thing (it's not mine.) but jesus fuck westwood, it's been almost 40 fucking years lad, you can drop the fucking act.


ALSO WHO THE FUCK IS FAT TEDDY. From the westwood video I'm guessing some grimes artist? Who the fuck cares?

>>35648151
Nothing of the sort has happened. I'm following Str8 Grove on Twitter.

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>Trying to wank but keep getting distracted and losing my hard-on

>>35648307
Fat Teddy's death is affecting us all mate

wheres the proof for this fat teddy shit, seems completely made-up.

>>35648351
It is completely made up. He's barely involved in the grime scene anymore.

>not tired enough to fall asleep
>too tired to play vidya

save me from this hell

>>35648367
Because he's dead, lad.

>>35648367
my guess is its someone sockpuppeting. probably the same person who makes this thread who is also the same person who posts the /goodfellas/ bullshit post 3 every time.

>>35648433
>the same person who makes this thread
me
>s also the same person who posts the /goodfellas/ bullshit
not me

>contemplate suicide
>brain goes into panic mode
>feel sick with anxiety

>>35648367
Check Teddys Twitter. Niggers laughing a cat being kicked around. I sincerely hope he is dead.

>>35648502
nearly all the psts here are probably you

>>35648371
there is no saving from that limbo lad. you just have to hope sleep comes quick
i've just gone through it myself. now it's splif wank then bedtime

>>35648525
im laying in bed typing with one finger. not me sorry.

>>35648520
whats his twitter ? originalis

Thinking of growing a cherry blossom bonsai tree lads, need some zen in my life

>>35648520
post his twitter please

>>35648567
https://twitter.com/teddy_str8

Fat Teddy Twitter

>>35648520
https://twitter.com/Teddy_str8

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>>35648520

A lot of us do lad.

There are more ships in the mist, he'll be taken care of eventually.

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>>35648598
>There are more ships in the mist

What did he mean by this?

>>35648580
you forgot to take your trip meme off m8

>>35648520
Should report this to the police desu

>>35648648
It's not a meme, this is just me.

>>35648580
This nu male has been behind the fat teddy posting? he's probably behind a lot of the other "characters" here too. This is all getting really fucking weird

>>35648647
>What did he mean by this?

He means that britfeel probably literally has a future serial killer in it

How many traps do you think would still pass if they were bald?

>>35648548
whered you hear he died? f

>>35648683
90% chance of it being the same Scottish guy behind Poleaboo and several others.

>>35648699
I don't think hair really makes a difference. There's no hiding man face.

>>35648683
britfeel is a ruse.

>>35648683
More likely JayJ is just a new personality isnt it all britnormie?

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>>35648695
>britfeel probably literally has a future serial killer in it
>future

>>35648718
I wonder what their end-goal is? if they're some GCHQ profiling squad or something. I remember someone made a discord once and an r9k'er came on and was the only regular from britfeel.. he tried to coax other people to come and 'end normies with him' prob entrapment shit. lal

Big summit lads, which of the britfeel regulars do we think are just BritNormie roleplaying?

Do you think he is behind Operation Ganges too?

>>35648792
Would make sense. I know that someone has a campaign going here at the moment to encourage suicide and murder, whether it's the spooks doing it or a just a bored kid we'll never know.

>>35648812
I reckon poley is Operation Gange

>>35648812
What's Ganges? The spammer?

>>35648762
We should draw up a list of all his suspected personalities. I really am starting to lose track of it all and it's making me quite anxious

>>35648855
Agreed. It's his attempt to kill the thread.

>>35648812
BritNormie is GatesheadFemanon is Operation Ganges

>>35648846
>I know that someone has a campaign going here at the moment to encourage suicide and murder

I think you might be referring to me, if you're on about the guy obsessed with serial killers, who you have accused of being part of GCHQ

I've not once spoken about suicide, and with regards to murder, I never encourage it, merely discuss notorious killers out of personal interest.

>>35647833
Being a wagey is much easier than remembering to sign on.

Not even meming but no task of the wagey takes as much temporal awareness as knowing when to sign on when you live in a vacuum where every day is the same.

>>35648846
not the fella your chatting to but yeah its all a bit fucking weird. i reckon its that birtnormie guy. i think he is probably just bored, and creating personalities on here to fill up his time.

>>35648888
Just feels more like something poleaboo would do tbqh, maybe I expect too much from BritNormie.

Unless britnormie is the goodfellas poster and is just angry that no one is triggered by that pasta

>>35648895
>who you have accused

Only someone with access to poster identification technology could possibly know this as I haven't posted here in several days.

You're slipping up a lot, even Trump is on to you.

>>35648872
Poley
Scotanon
Britnormie
Lenlad
Junlad
Azulad
Shipman
31 year old loser

The only ones I remember. There used to be a guy here that posted a year ago about his Dads BMW claiming it was his but I don't think he posts here anymore

>>35648791
You've just jumped to the top of the list, laddo

>>35648888
checked.
ever notice how shipposting is down these days and operation gangees and goodfellas is on the rise

>>35648919

I assumed it was only one poster delirious enough to accuse me of being part of GCHQ, so I assumed it was you again posting now.

I haven't even posted about the unsinkable ship, or undodgable Rodger in about a week now.

>>35648924
Fat Teddy poster
The gypo

>>35648963
>Fat Teddy poster

How long has this been going on for. I post here daily and I've only noticed it today

>>35648915
BritNormie is the one who wrote the Poleaboo version

>>35648880
you've meme yourself there lad, in this thread you said you used to post in 2015 and now you've come back, you must have been here at least a week or so to know what operation ganges is

recommend me something to buy off the darknet for my first time, i'm thinking ritalin for studying and possibly mandy?

any suggestions?

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>>35648995
>operation ganges
not that anon, but I've genuninely been away for a while. WTF is it?

>>35648924
>Shipman
>>35648960
>ever notice how shipposting is down these days


Shipman poster isn't BritNormie.

Shipposting is just falling out of habit for me lately, I've been very busy with wagecuckery the past 2 weeks too, so haven't had much chance at all to post here.

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>>35648995
I've been here for a little while but tonight I decided to post and tell people a bit about how they can follow in my footsteps and become happy.

>>35648963
>Poley
>Scotanon
>Britnormie
>Lenlad
>Junlad
>Azulad
>Shipman
>31 year old loser
>Fat Teddy poster aka the South London gang expert
>The gypo aka mr cuddles poster

If this is all one guy he's a fruitcake. Where does he find the time and how does he remember all the lies?

>>35649017
somebody who got butthurt over something and weaponized their autism to spam britfeel to death

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>>35648791
Len is a top lad. He lets me unload my emotional baggage on him, and says he didn't do anything when I say thanks
I'm not the only one that does this, right?

>>35649061
you're the first to live this long

>>35649061
You are Len.

>>35649057
I doubt it'd be that hard. I post here pretty much every thread and if you make notes of all your backstories you could stick to them. We should keep track of all the characters posting times and wonder if there's any gaps when none post

>>35648919
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it's a mod perhaps. we know /pol/ mods censor the shit out of posts there, so i wouldnt be surprised if mods in boards like this try and control the discussion and lead the memes. I'm tempted to try and make a discord or something for britfeel people, and ban people who obviously arent genuine-enough (privacy is important but sockpupetting on a grand scale is just as bad as paid-shills)

>>35648983
Fat Teddy posting started last year then it was every few weeks randomly as far as i know.

>>35649057
>>35649106
Good idea lads.

Does anyone have dox for BritNormie?

Haha lads come on, there's no conspiracy going on with the /britfeel/ characters haha

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>Control+F "Waifu"
>Phrase not found

Many fall in the face of chaos.
But not this one
Not today.

Post waifus.

>>35649206
This just gets stranger and stranger.

Keep wondering about using a trip myself, just to involve myself in the ongoing /britfeel/ mythos

>>35649205
This is some creepy level of paranoia

The only thing we have confirmed is that 'ScotAnon' is 'BritNormie' and that same person is also the 'Ian Huntley Prison Letter' anon

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>>35649206
haha stupid brits will worry about skinwalkers next haha (they don't exist btw haha)

>>35649206
>BritNormie posts with the wrong trip as a reverse psychology thing
>>35649236
>BritNormie tries waifu-posting to distract people.
>>35649256
>BritNormie accuses people of paranoia

Nice try.

>>35649057
Add jay j to that list

>>35649252

I recently held a referendum on this for myself, and the result was overwhelming for 'no' something like 13 to 1 votes for no.

>>35649284
I'm not BritNormie.

>>35649284
he isn't a regular just a nice new bait from today

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>>35649268
>>35649271
Hahaha, lads I'm not a fleshgait nor am I britnormie.

Hahahaha.

>>35649304
Sure thing BritNormie

>>35649084
We're all Len

>>35649294
Surely that would be the case for all name or tripfags. But I wouldn't be without Lenlad at the very least.

>>35649304
We now know you've been behind the the Fat Teddy posting (which has been going on since December) and quite possibly quite a few of the "characters" here

>>35649061
>I'm not the only one that does this, right?
to len or others
I never took lens steam when it was offered, he seems a decent lad and even though he did put it out there i feel i'd just be shitting up his life with my woe is me shit. i only talk to 1 unlucky person outside here and desu i feel i shit up their life with my woe is tales

>>35649353
I'm not behind the Fat Teddy posting. I just used Google to find his Twitter and post it

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>>35649387
Jay-J let me ask you something - are you Scottish?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/3128967/liam-gallagher-slams-brother-noel-as-fake-before-boasting-he-can-sing-any-song-of-his-better-in-fiery-twitter-rant/
the mad lad, bet they have some good bants going on

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Fugged on viagra again. The low dose of 25mg does it easily for me, even after drinking, and gives me no side effects. I've ordered 16 50mg tablets for 35 quid so I'll split them in half and get 32 solid fugs.

Seeing my GP this week about my anxiety again. 3 options:

> tell her about my benis problems but not that I've bought viagra online and see if she prescribed it anyway
> tell her about the problem and that I've bought viagra online and it works
> say nothing

I pay the 12 quid a month or whatever it is for unlimited prescriptions so would be pretty sweet to get it for free

holy fuck look at the skills on this cunt, bet he gets all the laydeez down the local disco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0je9KuLHXI

>>35649167

I've been lurking these threads for a few weeks and never seen anyone refer to fat teddy. only 300 followers on twitter and really not at all the kind of person robots would know about.

>>35649206
quite convinced there's a conspiracy or a lone bullshitter trying to control this thread's direction. Prob a mod too.. Damn.

Don't worry about anything guys, but it does seem like worth avoiding this thread, to avoid being doxxed or blacklisted from employers, or at best, simply getting caught up in some strange person/people's powergame.

>>35649618
>and never seen anyone refer to fat teddy
check the op lad

>>35649499

BritNormie is blonde/giner I think,

>>35649618
you've gathered all that knowledge over 3 weeks senpai.
why are you telling us to avoid this thread lad?
what's your end game

>>35649697
>blonde
Britnormie is Lenlad too?
This is fucked

>>35649739
i imagine lenlad looking like carl from aqua teen hunger force
also his name isn't even len

>>35649739
i thought lenlad shaved off all body hair to avoid leaving any dna traces

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Lads, I was going through all my old shit and came across this album.

I remember kicking about to this kind of stuff when I was 15. Happier times.

who here /ex-'punk'/

>>35649618
yes, good goys

>>35649715
I said a few weeks, not 3 weeks.

endgame is to save fellow brits from this cancerous trolling

>>35649618
>but it does seem like worth avoiding this thread

So now Operation Ganges failed, you've resorted to this conspiracy bullshit to get people to abandon britfeel?

>>35649951
quite a lot of people agreed with me that things seemed weird.

>>35649268
>haha stupid brits

not me

We should all familiar ourselves with the the list of suspect personalities and keep an eye on them.

>>35649986
oh and anyone who saw the anon talking about murdering someone a few weeks ago. i won't be posting about it on r9k. Haha

Describe you perfect woman lads

>>35650018
Nah just relax, and avoid this thread as they will just make up more personalites . find somewhere else to chill.

>>35650035
Fat Freddy

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>>35650035
Don't have to.
Pic related.

Cute, caring, and will take me away from this shitty life.

What else do you want?

>>35650043
>find somewhere else to chill.

not him but i have spend the last few months only coming on brit feel. i dont know where else to go. i dislike the rest of 4chan. and reddit is a piece of shit

>>35650035

I don't know, I don't think I'm capable of blissful uber-love. I'm too far gone.

>>35650035
non existent desu famalam

>>35650093
The more I come to 4chan, the more I hate reddit. It's probably 4chan feeding into my autism but every time I try to check reddit I leave immediately because of their phony, iamsosmart attitude and hacky humour.

>>35650043
>avoid this thread

You'd like that wouldn't you, BritNormie

>>35650093
ive been trying other chans and discord channels related to games i play.

>>35650172
people can stay if they want, im just saying it seems a bunch of sockpuppets and me, for one, am gonna fuck off from this place.

>>35650035
The girl in the OP of >>35641465 is perfect in terms of looks, that said I think there's more than one look that's perfect to me.

In terms of personality, I have no idea. I've never actually dated a girl.

>>35650043
and there you are again telling people to leave the thread.
>>35650211
bye bye

>>35650018
I have talked to the traveller guy and he seems to know Kent pretty well he's also posted pics of his dog on the caravan site. Could be wrong but I dont think he is a fake.

Sorted the car out today so it's ready for work.. Always get a shit load of chores done after I go for a run, it's brilliant.

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>>35650171
I dislike reddit, but mainly because it's layout.
4chan has spoiled me. Before 4chan I use to use traditional forums Something Awful comes to mind, gamefqs too.

Then I went to college in '05 discovered 4chan and haven't been able to use traditional forums since.

while reddit is less traditonal forum, and more 'chat'esque I still dislike the layout.

Plus everytime I go to give it a try I'll go to a sub reddit on subjects I like and it's always threads that make me go fuck this that are top rated.

>>35650276
is britpop posting the superior replacement to waifu posting?

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>>35650267
Kinda car you got land.

I had a wee '98 Punto, but punted it on because I live 5 minutes walk from work and the city centre is on my doorstep.

>>35650301
Of course, for starters it's not gay...even if I have like 40+ pics of Damon.

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>>35645710
.
.
.
.
.
>21 year old anon comes into the surgery
>Claims that I am 12 personalities on britfeel
>Appears to be suffering from paranoia
>Wants me to give him a list of posts I've made
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

what does a girl feel like lads?

Valium I bought is fucking shite lads

Literal duds

>>35650171
i have spent long on reddit because i dont like the layout, and the karma system sounds absolutely retarded.

>>35650179
im not really into a single thing enough for that.

I see two posts above someone has started making jokes about a man that killed over 200 innocent people.

I don't want to be associated with these types of people anymore, goodbye.

>>35650324
nah, posting pics of the same lad is breddy gay desu
and you say you have 40+ pics of this guy
breddy gay lad

>>35650398

How'd you buy it, m8? My GP only wants to put me on (((SSRIs))) so I'm interested in alternative methods of getting diazepam.

>>35650428
Toodle-oo

>>35650428
subterfuge

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>>35650441

My GP only wants to put me on morphine, and quite a substantial dose at that

>>35650428
I am also leaving this place for good.

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>>35650357
Physically? Not much different from me or you. Unless you mean what does it feel like to be inside one, that's a little hard to explain, wet, tight, but very very nice.

How do they feel emotionally. Fucking pain in the arse half the time. Just frustrating the rest. Still It's a weird one, I hate the wife, but I doubt I'd leave her.

>>35650435
U wot cunt?

>>35650398
I only ever did vallies when I was coming down from E to deal with said shitty come down. Are they any good alone? I haven't done anything illicit in years.

>>35650428
A girl calls the police and says she's been reaped.
The police officer says 'do you mean raped'?
She replies no he used a schyth

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>>35650035
>likes kpop and kdramas
>likes jrpgs
>like kanye, drake and young thug
>likes to hold hands and get close during cold walks in the winter months
>looks like pic related

I gave up long ago on finding my perfect woman lad.

Anyone know how the crown court system works in the UK?
Someone I know has their plea hearing soon and I want to know if that's all that will happen, they say not guilty/guilty and then the judge says "ok we'll adjourn for trial/sentencing in a month" ?

>>35650441
I get it on AB.

Never had any problems with it. The last batch I bought were actavis pharma grade vallies in the original packaging. Worked a treat.

Thought I'd save a bit of poppy this time and buy from one of the lose dealers. Essentially getting 50 vallies for the same price. He had good reviews but the pills are stamped roche. Riche stopped producing valium a while back so they're either counterfeits or expired.

If you go to AB be prepared to pay a little extra for the pharma grade stuff that comes in the original strips.

>>35650511
Vallies are great. Helped me a lot with starting uni as I was a nervous wreck, not a bad high if you take enough to kill a small horse. Just watch yourself though. If you get addicted the withdrawals are hell.

>>35650528
are you saying she looks weird? she looks like psycho to me lad. the fuck is with them clothes. would bum her though.

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I think I just started a meme on /biz/

>>>/biz/1876862

>>35650547
They normally sentence you after the plea. The a door opens and the securicor men take you downstairs put you in a cell until court is finished and then drive you to hmp Brixton

fuck you Southwark crown court reeeeeeee

>>35650559

I think I'd pay up for the proper stuff rather than risk getting duds, lad. How much might I be talking for 10mg?

>>35650609
How can they sentence you if you plead not guilty?

>>35650559
>If you get addicted the withdrawals are hell.

How bad are we talking? just your previous anxiety times 2?

>>35650642
not guilty they adjourn it for a trial. Sorry had a flashback then

>>35650570
if you want an unironic answer to the question we should have another global recession by 2020 or so.

the root causes of the 2007-8 crisis weren't tackled and the USA has had a recession every decade without fail for at least a century. If they get one, we're all getting one.

>>35649951
this is the most likely scenario desu

>>35650511
>U wot cunt?
i called you gay for having all those images of albarn
but being honest it was mainly for your negative words about waifu posting

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>>35650562
>are you saying she looks weird?
no I'm saying she's my perfect woman

>>35650428
Too late for that JayJ

>>35650622
Should be about twenty bar for a 28 box of pharma grade and a similar price for 50 loose

For reference the street value of valium in Scotland is about a quid a pill

>>35650650
Worse. They are supposedly harder than heroin to come off. Look up the valium crisis in Scotland. Lots of ex smackheads are now addicted to blues.

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Lets all praise Shipman

Wasn't he just a great man, lads?

>>35650707
fair enough lad. not sure what my perfect women is.

>>35650761
>Wasn't he just a great man,
surely you mean a good man
he was the good doctor after all

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>>35650700
>i called you gay for having all those images of albarn
bu-bu- I also have a ton of images of Death... even DevArt pics

>>35650528
She looks warm and cuddly.

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>>35650737
>For reference the street value of valium in Scotland is about a quid a pill
No wonder your getting shite ones lad.

Back in the day I'd pay about 2 quid for one.
Was the best of gear though, but then Eccies were only a fiver for good yins so it evened out.

>>35650870
I'm not buying them on the street though

I can get 28 actavis blues in packaging for 20 quid

>>35650795
>bu-bu- I also have a ton of images of Death.
tough titties.
you're still gay for albarn
but you might be an alright guy, i'm still upset about the waifu insult, but am warming to you slightly

>we'll be officially leaving the EU this week

Hold onto your butts.

>>35651060
>>we'll
>butts

>>35651098
>we will be
are you retarded?

>>35651060
what makes you say that? even if we trigger article 50 this week it wouldn't be finalised for ages

>>35651123
>he said we but used an american saying
i got the we'll be bit, thanks lad

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>>35650847
I know lad. She works in a maid cafe in Scotland. I was surprised such a thing existed up there

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>>35650935
>tfw wish the darknet was kicking about when I was on it.
Would have saved so much rennies instead of using all my giro on the weekend.

>>35651033
Sorry I hurt your feels lad, but it's only bants. It will harden you up in the long run.
Have an albarnchu

>>35651155
>leaving
not left

He's getting serious lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTgQW9uPG3U

>>35651196
>giro
I keep seeing this in relation to bennies. What does it mean?

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>>35651162
We're a funny old country lad.
Every few years the same guy tries to open up his weed cafe in Edinburgh.

>>35651241
Before the dole started paying directly into your bank, they use to send a cheque, well it was kinda like a cheque that you use to cash at the posty for your rennies.

>>35651271
Ah, interesting. Just as well, I'd be sperging out if I had to cash bennies checks in person.

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>>35651271
>tfw twice I've wrote rennies instead of bennies.
I think I'm half mixing it with readies. Bennies is more a us thing I feel.

>wake up restless
>crack open the whiskey>feels amazing

much better lads, gonna put my head back onnthenpillow for nanights now lads

>tfw no body pillow loving ASMR gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VMlPhm1f1w

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>>35651314
You'll probably have noticed when you were younger on a monday the post office was always filled with people. That's because it was giro/pension day.
>tfw the dole use to be easy as fuck to live on.
I use to have to fill out 3 things a week... didn't even need to apply just write what that I was actively looking for work (read x paper, used jobcentre point, checked x site.) Now apparently you have to do something like 60 a week or something. Thank fuck I got my arse in gear. I couldn't last on the dole anymore.

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>>35651196
>Sorry I hurt your feels lad
it's ok, i'm sorry too
the tough titties bit was my attempt at bants.
did i not do it right :(

would you lads read a book about growing in a shitty council estate?

>>35651425
If I wanted to have flashbacks, yeah.

>>35651374
>tfw no seifuku wearing gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVLB-IxU1oo

>>35651425
why i don't live in a council estate so i don't need to know how to grow things in it

>>35651396
i used to sign on years ago. little paper book to make up job searches, or better yet "oh shit, i forgot it"
i used to get mine on a saturday. was a bastard waiting for the postman knowing the PO where i got it cashed shut at 12. the giros could only be cashed at a certain post office unless you got it from the JC

>>35651454
>subbed
Thanks senpai

>>35651454
>tfw no gun to kill roastie whore trying to claim Elliot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblflIdXZ0Q

>>35651472
i meant a fictional book. people watch/read all sorts of stuff that doesent relate to them nor teach them things. i doubt people watch the god father and think "i need to learn about the mafia".

>>35651425
I grew up in Peckham. AMA

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>>35651417
Nah, it was alright lad.

>>35651425
Mate, about 80 of British lit is growing up in a shitty council estate. Stop reading American teen fiction.

>>35651472
It's easy lad, just get a few lamps, a few seeds and installation. (helps to have an attic.)

>>35651514
I got mine on a saturday too, but my post office was closed sat/sun. And yeah, it had to be your local post office to the address youre registered at.

>oh shit I forgot it.
yeah, I use to do this quite a bit then bullshit it for the next time. They use to be so chill about it too.

>>35651588
only memeing there lad, see i was playing with a little typo you dropped in there, pretty funny eh?

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>>35651598
Are you white lad?

>>35651652
Yes, yes I am lad

>>35651608
>Mate, about 80 of British lit is growing up in a shitty council estate

like what? i dont read that much fiction, and the fiction i do read is predominately classics or sci fi. charles dickens isnt relevant.

>>35651608
ah well if muh bants was alright i'm happy
i used to say i'd lost my signing on book as well.said my mum had thrown it away once.
you could get away with anything back then.
just shit if you had to wait till mon morn to get it cashed

>>35651706
i had a guest lecturer the other day in uni that was from peckam. he said he used to be in a notorious gang

>>35651822
Was it ypb ,sn1, opb, si, lg? Because I was ypb early 2000. I grew up on North Peckham estate the same place damilola taylor got stabbed

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>>35651706
Rare for peckham these days. Last time I was down London it was scary how many white places have been painted black.
>>35651740
Obviously there is Irvine welsh but James Kelman is also another good writer.

Thinking about it, there isn't much new works of working class fiction... you could be right, it's dying out. We should all get on it.

>>35651867
he didnt go into detail. i havent a clue about any london gangs. im from liverpool. half of the people i know from child hood are in jail for numerous crimes. there is one fat guy my brother battered that is in jail for rape.

>>35651911
It's funny because 10 minutes away in Dulwich there are 5 million pound houses. I grew up a minority

>>35651952
They're just the different Peckham sets. They'd all class themselves as "peckham boys" though. It was a grim life and I went to prison a few times myself.

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>>35651955
It's funny how gentrification works ain't it.
>tfw when grew up in the roughest area in a rough conurbation of minning towns.

>tfw my mum bought her council house for 25k about 15 years ago.
It is now worth 300,000.
MORE THAN MY HOUSE IN THE CITY.
Go fucking figure.

How was growing up as a minority? I figure it would be worse than growing up in a prodminitly white area. I wouldn't know, I didn't see a black guy till I went to uni.

>>35649739
Britnormie isn't lenlad. They're two different people, I know this.