Duck thread

How about you fuck off instead?
>>>/reddit/

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>>35644108
>You'll never be hung like duck-chad
Why live?

Quack
qUack
quAck
quaCk
quacK

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>>35644108
original comment is highly original

>>35644289
Thats a swan moron

It dawned on me that this is the only place I can ask about where the ducks go when the pond in Central Park freezes. WHERE DO THEY GO????

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>>35644289
that's a goose ya dingus
geese can go fuck themselves

>>35644289
Get the FUCK off this duck thread you goose posting sack of shit REEEEEE.

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>>35644108
No idea what if this is a duck or not.

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mah niggas

ducks are the coolest, i visit them in the part in town every now and again, so cute

I have five ducks. Ask me anything.

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rate my duck

>>35644582
do you just keep them outside?
Are they affectionate?
What made you choose to keep duckies? :3c

>>35644647
>>>35644582 (You)
>do you just keep them outside?
They have a house in my yard.
>Are they affectionate?
Not at all. I hand raised them and they still won't go near me unless I'm offering them some frozen peas.
>What made you choose to keep duckies? :3c
They seemed cute and funny and I knew somebody who had fertilized duck eggs.

>>35644108
Today I watched some mallards interact with a pair of swans, until bf wanted to get going.

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>>35644647
do they like to be pet?

>>35644349
Do you think Holden would have posted here?

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>>35644108
>tfw no duck gf

>>35644852
He's the original robot. The book is 50% normie hate 50% tfw no gf and he's autistic as fuck the whole way through.

>>35644955

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgk4muT-DRc

>>35644758
cool! I guess I was hoping to hear they'd be cuddly but I guess that makes sense

Are they hard to care for? Also, what breed? If they're outside you had to clip their wings right?

>>35645104
It's just not a friendly breed. They're Swedish blues. They're naturally flightless so no clipping was required. They just waddle around the yard quacking all day, it's pretty cute desu. The only issue is when the drakes decide that they want to rape my roosters. That gets ugly. Ducks are very sexual.

>>35645104
And as for caring, they just need a steady supply of duck food and some water to play in. It's like having a bunch of outdoor cats.

>>35645000
Nice meme and nice digits desu.

I like ducks, in spring the park nearby has lots of duck families and the babies just waddle along after their mama and sometimes they get stuck somewhere and you just hear the mum quacking and looking for them and little quacks from the babies and it's cute.

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>>35644108
don't mind me, just walking on water quack quack

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>>35646452
Water is fun!

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>>35644860
It's funny because they call head duck sometimes.

Because you duck when giving it.

So another word for bj used to be duck.

I'm jus' sayin'...

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>>35644108
some ducks entered my school the other day kek

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This is my favorite picture from my waterfowl collection.