you missed out on teenage romance

Not completely. And it matters less to none once you stop being a teenager.

Yeah but I'll also never be an astronaut so whatever.

I don't care anymore, I have alcohol.

>>35642029
Meh I was friendzoned with a girl who hung out with me everyday and was pretty flirty.


4chan made me fuck it up and push her away because the friendzone made me a beta but honestly it was a fucking awesome deal. She had horrendous relationships and would literally hang out with me all day and then go to fuck and argue with them for a few hours in the evening.

Sex would have been good but I had the better deal I think. Put it like this I couldn't keep up with what her boyfriends names were over the years.

>>35642029
>the best part of life
That's pretty sad if you think that

>>35642167
there's a word for people like you

>>35642029
>you missed out on prime teen puss
forgot that one op

>>35642180
>romantic affection with no expectations or hang-ups, just curiosity and honesty
>not the best thing ever

>>35642063

I wish I could buy myself alcohol.

But it's not possible without contacts in the US

>>35642191
A beta.

You might be thinking of cuck but in practice it was her boyfriends that felt cucked when she was lying on my bed watching me play games all day. I don't really regret it.

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>>35642029
>Grow up you goddamn faggot
Being a teenager sucks anyway
>cant drink
>jobs hard af to get
>no car if you didn't have rich parents
>oh yeah teenage years are da best!
GTFO Peter Pan

But I didn't though. I was getting bjs at 16 and lost my virginity to my virgin LTR girlfriend at 17.

It's now, that I'm in my early 20s, that I can't get laid. Funny how life turns out

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>dated a few girls in high school
>one's still obsessed with me
>one hates my guts irredeemably
>one uses me as examples constantly
>rest are slootz who've ruined their futures

Teenage romance is overrated

I would probably be better off mentally right now if it weren't for that teenage relationship.

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>>35642029
>falling for the MUH TEENAGE ROMANCE meme

You think life is just one big hollywood movie huh?

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>>35642029
>tfw had teenage romance
>actually dated a girl for years
>were really in love
>didn't get to fuck though
Remember kids religious values are a meme and we're all all alone

i experienced it and i miss it. I am 20 years old in may

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How does it feel to know that no matter how much you meme, you'll never convince me that I did not miss out on one of the greatest things most people experience?
You are powerless.

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>>35642029
>tfw no 18 year old druggie gf to introduce me to weed

>>35642406

They only felt cucked because they though you were screwing her.

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>>35642521
>you will never penetrate your tight booty teen gf
>you will never feel her warm wet mouth around your cock
>you will never be the first to soil her with your cum

END ME SENPAI

>you missed out on teenage romance

No I didn't and the whole thing is a meme anyway

>you missed out on goofing around and not really knowing what you were doing

I still have no idea what I'm doing

>you missed out on low expectations and with high rewards

I constantly expect the worst so when anything ok happens it's a reward

>you missed out on the excitement and curiosity with none of the hang-ups

Can't argue with that point

>you missed out on the high of love in a time of few responsibilities

wtf is this gay shit

>you missed the best part of life

The best part of my life will start again in a few months once I've finally gotten my shit together

>>35642613
>tfw 23 with 16 year old gf
>tfw age of consent in ohio is 16
>tfw was her first everything

>tfw you cum in your 16 yr old gfs ass and then just lay there where your cock inside of her kissing her neck

>>35642063
This. In fact, I'd argue I'm currently living out the best part of my life, because I'm drinking.

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>>35642769
right where it hurts anon....

>>35642301
What? Can't you just go to a different county if you're in a dry county?

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>>35642769

Delete THISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>35642876
I think he's implying he's underage.

>>35642930
Oh, I always assume everyone here is at least in their late 20s.

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>be me
>20 y/o virgin
>start college a year later than everyone else
>In my second year now
>have chem lab with nerdy girl who is in high school but somehow in my chem class
>mfw I think she likes me and is always my lab partner

>>35642043
>And it matters less to none once you stop being a teenager.

That's not true. I'm a lot older now, but I still regret it deeply that I didn't have any teenage romance.

In fact, my one and only regret in life is that I didn't meet my wife a lot earlier, back when I was young. I have no other regrets besides that one.

>>35642960
Same. Then again, I started lurking when I was a Freshman in high school. I'm 25 now.

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Can we discuss pre teenage sexual experiences. I used to sleep over at this one kids house when I was like 8 and his little sister was like 6. We used to rub our genitals together at bed time eventually after many sleepovers I had her putting my member in her mouth. Her brother used to join in sometimes and we would rub our dicks together and sometimes even 69. Fucking crazy I think shit like that turned me in to a complete pervert as an adult... I had at least 2 other friends I could sleepover with and do the same kind of shit, a boy and a girl both my age. I remember hiding in the tress on the girls property and we would drop our pants and just stand there kissing with my erection pushed up against her pussy like we had seen on tv hahaha fucking hell I wonder if all these people are as fucked up as me today.

>>35642167
That whole situation would only have made sense if you were fucking another qt on the side.

But to be that girl's "girlfriend", and to let that take any time away from you going out and getting a real girlfriend of your own -- that was just you pissing away the time.

>>35643053
>3rd grade
>mom moved in with boyfriend
>end up doing sexual stuff with his son
>sucked each other off
>i bent over and he ran at my ass with an erection
>hurt like hell, no idea if it went in

this actually happened, i really bent over and he charged at me from the other side of the room with his 3rd grade erection and stabbed my anus with it

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>tfw 8/10 girl was really into me in second year of hs
>didn't do anything
>went full beta
>still a kissless virgin 5 years later

>>35643084
lmfao yeah this is pretty much the shit I was doing too. Always finding strange places we could wank off. Finding porn online in 1998 was insane it blew our minds.

>>35643156
i remember sneaking into his sisters room and finding a pair of dirty panties with a smiley face on them and i ended up smelling them. magical moment

>>35643174
The deal with the mates little sister was so hot when I think about it. Gonna have to fap now