>"Hey little brother, look at how flexible I am!"

>>35641253
B R A A P
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>>35641253
BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

BRAPP

TFFFFFFFFFT

PFFF

BRAP

>>35641253
ppppfffftttttttttshhhhhhhuuuuu

>>35641253
*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFF-F-F-F- *squeak**
It's only smellz bro

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice and big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....

>>35641253
God I wish I could be her boyfriend. I would treat her very good. She is so cuuuuuuttteeeeee. <3

>yoga slut in class starts fucking doing yoga
>it's a drawing course and she isn't doing her work
>just showing off that prime yoga ass

>>35641272
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>>35641320

This is truly what Moot envisioned when he created 4chan as a place for uncensored discussion

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpprrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTSSSSSSSSPPPLPLPLPLPLPLPRRRRRPPPPTPTPT

oh... oh my, my dear... i... i was not expecting that! why, what we have here... a delectable meal before me! a delicious treat! why, my dear, i only asked of your intestinal gasses, but this truly is a gift in the highest order! may i ask dear, i accept your humble gift wholesomely this time?

BRRFFFFFFPPPPPLAAAAPAPTPTTPPPRRRRRRPPPPPFFTTTTTPRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPTPTTTTTTPPLLPLPL

hmm oh yes... oh my... this texture... this EXQUISITE TASTE... why, by the scent of your noxious gasses i could guess the taste of your SHIT any day... but this is beyond my wildest expectations! more my darling, more!

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSPPPPPLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPTPTPT

oh yes... oh yes! oh my! this is... this is...

PRRRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPRPTTTTTTTTSPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRPRPPPPPPP

>>35641398
If a roastie wears her yoga pants to class it should be my god given right to fuck her right then and there

She knows what she's doing and it is cruel and unusual to not allow me to inside her

Brap = Burp

>>35641253
BBBBRRRRAPPP....psssffttt....fffsss....

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The posts in this thread restore my faith in /r9k/, and humanity in general.

Thank you.

>>35641253
I want to sniff her rank crotch. Am I the only one?

can't believe im laughing so hard at people making pretend fart noises on an anime image board

>>35641426
t. muhammad bin al abizan

>>35641253
BBBBBRRRRRAPAPPPP
BBBRAPP
TFGFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

>>35641253
punch her hard af in the vagina

>>35641253
this picture always make me diamonds

fuck

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> "Hey uncle anon! Why dont you come stretch with me instead of staring?"

>>35643205
Do you know her exact age?

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>>35643234
Do not ask questions you that you aren't prepared to hear answers for.

>>35643307
>that pad poking out
gross lol

if you guys keep joking about this fetish, you're gonna end up stuck with it for real

>>35641410
>moot
Literally originally who?

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>>35641272
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>>35641551
Stop this, Anons.
I'll show you fucking content, what the fuck kinda content do you think I'm able to bring to the party everytime?!

>12 yo
>Had 26 yo distant cousin
>"played" with her on the bed by putting her in this position while pretending to fuck her missonary .
>I was 12 and she thought I was doing it for "fun"

>>35641253
This is the one with worm out of anus fetish right?

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>>35644461
A-And she just let you do it?
Did you ever come...ya know.... close?

>>35641253
Brother-sister roleplay is sick (unlike mom-son, which is patrician).

Regardless, I wish that girl would sit on my face. ;_;

>>35644461
Anon, she's not retarded. She knew what you were doing. Now think to yourself, why would she let you do that?

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>>35644608
>Brother-sister roleplay is sick
>unlike mom-son, which is patrician
Why?

>>35641320
my favorite of the brap pastas

I like to imagine it's a james joyce fanfic

some very intelligent discussion happening itt

>>35644504
Never came close but got a hard on usually.

>>35644628
She was retarded she was a hair stylist. Though the last few times I may have gotten to obvious with it. She definitely treated me like a retarded 12yo so I don't know why she would think I was anything else.

Or she wanted to fuck me. Who knows, I sure as hell won't bring it up if I ever see her again.

>>35644803
Why is brrpt posting so big now?

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>>35644910
Dunno. I'm an ass fetishist, so I've definitely noticed it posted more. But I view them as symbiotic to us.

Boobfags on the other hand will be first up against the wall.

>>35644890
She's a pedophile, my man

>>35644981
Asses are good but actually liking someone farting on you is disgusting and fucked up.

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>>35645112
Agreed on both counts. But sniffing a qt girl's asshole is lots of fun.

As a Japanese /pol/ poster once said, sniffing ass is nature's viagra.

>>35645074
>tfw ALMOST got pussy at 12

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>>35644910
BRAAAAAAAAAAP is the most patrician thing you could be posting anon!